I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 133 Looks Like Myself

Chapter 133 Exactly Like Myself (Part [-])
At this moment, Guo Degang's face darkened.

Shaobing naturally noticed it, and it made him more nervous, and the more nervous he was, the more wrong he was, and naturally he couldn't recite it.

He said with a sad face, "Sir, I, I forgot!"

Guo Degang gave him a hard look, and said indifferently: "Stand aside for me first, and after the assessment is over, practice a hundred times for me. The same is true for the people behind. A hundred times!"

A hundred times, this must not be dry, it will kill you!
But Guo Degang said, they had to follow suit.

The next person is not right.

They were also nervous, thinking that they were even more nervous about the biscuits just now, and finally had no choice but to walk to the side of the biscuits silently.

At this moment, Guo Degang's face was as black as a charcoal head.

In the end, the big brother He Yunwei stood up, and he volunteered: "Master, let me do it!"

Seeing this, Guo Degang nodded.

After He Yunwei recited the previous fourth sentence, he began to recite the fifth sentence and the rest.

"If you buy him, you will get four taels more for a catty, and if you buy him for two catties, you will get an extra catty with zero."

"Master He lost his money selling meat, and the sow was tied up when he returned home."

When He Yunwei recited it, he didn't stumble, but when he was about to recite it, he was walking over mountains and mountains, and walking over ridges and ridges, and a piece of auspicious cloud fell down. The five-color lotus rose up in mid-air and paused for a while, but quickly remembered, and finished reciting the rest of the content.

The following content is if you ask who is Lord He, this is the No. 2 of the Eighteen Arhats of the Ancient Western Heaven.If you ask which five are the little five pigs, they are the five dragons created by the heavens. I can't sing the praises of the five dragons.
After He Yunwei finished reciting, Guo Degang's face was relieved.

He said: "You go to the building first, you have a performance today, and then the rest will continue!"

When it came to Cao Yunxin, Cao Yunxin was also listed as zero when my second brother was 60, my third brother had more than [-] catties of meat, and my fourth brother was also listed as zero when he was [-]. I can’t remember the last sentence.

Guo Degang said: "Just count!"

Hearing Guo Degang remind himself, Cao Yunxin smiled complacently, and then calmly recited the following content.

The first two behaved like this, and the latter ones were not nervous anymore.

In fact, the most important thing is He Yunwei. Although it is a thing that people usually don't think of him, his traditional cross talk and jokes are really good, and his memory is also very strong.

Lao Guo has always wanted him to follow the traditional path.

After the people behind had recited it, Guo Degang shouted: "Yun Xin, come with me into the house, what should the others do!"

Saying this sentence is like receiving amnesty.

But if you recited it wrong before, you still have to be punished, and read "Five Pigs Save the Mother" a hundred times in the yard!
If you can't do it after memorizing it a hundred times, then you can't teach a child!
After Cao Yunxin and Guo Degang entered the room, Guo Degang sat down and asked Cao Yunxin who was standing next to him, "What are you doing outside recently?"

Cao Yunxin's expression changed, but he recovered quickly.

He didn't hide it from Guo Degang, and replied truthfully: "Master, I'm doing some small business outside!"

When Guo De just heard this, he felt a little uncomfortable, but thinking that this was his favorite disciple, he said, "It's because I didn't pay you. Are you not enough money?"

Cao Yunxin replied truthfully: "Master, you know that I am at this age, and I am still renting a house outside. Although you pay me a salary, it is really not enough for now."

Hearing this, Guo Degang was a little angry.

Now Cao Yunxin is the highest paid among his apprentices.

Either one, or the highest, but he said that the salary was not enough.

Guo Degang took a deep breath and said: "If you feel that the consumption outside is high and expensive, you can go home and live at home. I didn't charge you for food and lodging, so why should you live outside!"

At this moment, Cao Yunxin lowered his head and did not speak.

At this moment, Guo Degang also understood what Cao Yunxin meant, so he changed the subject.

"Since you don't want to go home and live at home, I won't force you. It's just that you and Luan Bo quarreled when recruiting people!"

When it came to this matter, Cao Yunxin was furious and told the whole story one by one. Although Cao Yunxin was short-tempered and quick-tempered, he did not lie to Guo Degang.

As for whether he will lie to Guo Degang or even the public in the future, no one knows if it is!
And outsiders have no way of knowing.

After Guo Degang heard it, he also understood.

A young man from the Northeast came to Deyun Tower arrogantly and said that he could sell skewers. If Guo Degang were him, he would not want him!
Guo Degang thought for a moment and said: "But Luan Bo is right, you are too irritable, and you don't want to suffer anything. In the future, you should pay more attention to this aspect!"

Cao Yunxin nodded and said yes.

I must be thinking in my heart, you are no better than me and still unwilling to suffer!

But Cao Yunxin didn't say it out, he just had a bad temper, not lack of emotional intelligence.

As for Yang Yunyi, after reciting "Five Pigs Rescue Mother", he went out and went straight to Deyun Tower. He still has a performance in Deyun Tower today!

When he passed the square, he found a person sleeping on a bench and was woken up by a sweeping man.

The young man opened his hazy eyes, a little confused!

He asked, "Master, what's the matter?"

The old man asked, "Young man, did you sleep here last night?"

The young man stretched his waist, revealing his white belly, which is naturally lumpy, don't think too much about it, there is no muscle, and all the muscles will return to one.

After he groaned, he fell silent again.

The old man persuaded: "It's easy to catch a cold when sleeping here at night, so go home quickly!"

The young man froze, then nodded, his eyes full of helplessness towards life!

Yang Yunyi saw his former self from his body, but at that time he was younger than him, this person must be thirty at first glance!
Standing at thirty, but getting mixed up like this, Yang Yunyi couldn't help being moved with compassion.

When the young man was about to leave, he stopped him behind the young man!

"Hey, brother, it seems that life is a bit unsatisfactory!"

The young man turned around and looked at Yang Yunyi's immature and fair face, feeling a little ashamed.

But soon he forgot about it, Zhang Limin didn't care about his face the most.

If you don't believe me, you can go to his hometown and ask.

Zhang Limin smiled and said: "If life is not satisfactory, you can't go on, but ah."

Before he finished speaking, a suspicious expression appeared on his face.

"Why do I feel that you are a little familiar! No, I seem to know you, you are fucking, you are calling Liming!"

Yang Yunyi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, what was he trying to do?

What is the purpose of boasting that you are like the dawn?
Yang Yunyi said bluntly: "I'm not like Li Ming, but if you need any help, you can tell me, and I'll see if I can help you!"

As soon as these words came out, Zhang Limin felt a little embarrassed.

 Guess what Zhang Limin wants to do?

  
 
(End of this chapter)

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like