I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 152 Why is Old Wang an Enthusiastic Neighbor (Fifth)

Yang Yunyi laughed a little and said: "Mr. Sun, look at what you said, why do I envy and hate you! It's not that I have a bad life, I just said that you were assigned to the zoo, and you didn't feed the elephants. Go yourself!"

Sun Yue was a little angry: "Then you make it clear to me, and you also make it clear to the audience friends present."

Yang Yunyi then asked: "Mr. Sun, did we meet at the zoo?"

Sun Yue nodded: "Yes, what's the problem!"

Yang Yunyi groaned and turned to the audience.

"Everyone, you don't know! The first time I saw Mr. Sun was at the zoo! At that time, he was standing with an elephant, and I couldn't even tell which one was the elephant and which was him! It can be seen that when he was working in the zoo, he starved the elephants to death."

The audience burst into laughter. Is it possible to starve the elephant?

Sun Yue got angry when he heard Yang Yunyi slandering him so much.

"Nonsense, everyone, don't listen to his nonsense. When he saw me, there were only baby elephants, and the elephants went to rest. So he said that I starved the elephants to death. This is completely nonsense."

But the more Sun Yue explained, the more the audience wanted to laugh.

In the end, Sun Yue couldn't explain clearly, so he could only sigh helplessly.

Seeing this, Yang Yunyi comforted him: "Mr. Sun, don't mind. Actually, Xiao Wang told me all these later!"

Sun Yue was puzzled: "Xiao Wang, which Xiao Wang?"

Some audience members shouted, "The one who lives next door to you?"

Sun Yue couldn't laugh or cry, Yang Yunyi also declared: "Don't talk nonsense, only Xiao Yang lives next to Teacher Sun, but there is no Xiao Wang!"

Sun Yue scolded with a smile: "Fuck you!"

The audience also instantly understood what Yang Yunyi meant, the little Yang next door, right?

I just don't know whether Xiao Yang next door is better or Xiao Wang next door is better. Logically speaking, it should be Xiao Yang next door who is better. Xiao Yang is young and strong!
For Xiao Wang, maybe he needs to take medicine!

Yang Yunyi changed the subject again, and said to Sun Yue: "Mr. Sun, haven't you thought about a question?"

Sun Yue replied: "You said you live next door to me?"

Yang Yunyi didn't expect Sun Yue to remember it, so he could only shake his head.

"I don't mean that, I mean, like this, let me give you an example. Why do you sound like a child when I talk about Xiao Ming and Xiao Hong, but when I talk about Xiao Wang and Xiao Zhang, you all feel like an adult, say When you get to Xiao Li, you think it’s the driver, but when you mention rhubarb, you know it’s a dog?”

Sun Yue was stunned, and he explained: "Because, because, I don't know either!"

Yang Yunyi looked at the audience again and asked, "Do you know?"

At this moment, the audience was also stunned. For them, they hadn't thought about this question.

In desperation, they could only shake their heads, expressing that they didn't know either.

At this time, Sun Yue asked back: "Then tell me, why Xiao Ming and Xiao Hong were named children, Xiao Wang and Xiao Zhang were adults, Xiao Li was the driver, and Da Huang was a dog?"

Yang Yunyi quickly replied: "Because, because, why should I tell you?"

The audience was stunned. It's already this time. Don't you want to give an answer?
The audience is very anxious, like you have already taken off your pants, and your girlfriend told you that your aunt is coming, what should you do at this time?
You can't rub it yourself!
Anyway, that's what it means, and it's the same reason.

Sun Yue was not as anxious as the audience, he lifted his coat, and just when everyone thought he was going to take off his pants, he took out 200 yuan from his trouser pocket, and gave Yang Yunyi a hundred.

"Say, why?"

Yang Yunyi snatched another 100 yuan from Sun Yue, with a smile on his face.

He said: "Ms. Sun has always been digging and searching. Things that can be solved with 200 yuan, if you have to take [-], [-] can buy the answer!"

Sun Yue said helplessly, "OK, OK, you've already taken the money, so tell me quickly, why?"

Yang Yunyi took the 200 yuan and counted it over and over again, and naturally gave an explanation.

"What else can it be because of stereotypes!"

When Yang Yunyi uttered these four words, the audience and Sun Yue instantly understood, even Yu Qian in the backstage understood.

"Oh, that's what it means, it really makes sense!"

But Sun Yue quickly stretched out his hand and said to Yang Yunyi, "Give it to me!"

Yang Yunyi quickly collected the money, and said dissatisfiedly: "Mr. Sun, you are not like you. You want to get the money back after you know the answer. Don't you know the old saying, knowledge is wealth. You are not like me." IQ, you can’t take back the 200 yuan.”

Sun Yue heheed twice, and said, "If you say it like this, I can also give the example you just gave!"

Yang Yunyi let out a yo, with an expression of disbelief.

"You can do it too? If you can do it, I can consider returning the money to you, but if you can't, then you have to pay more! After all, knowledge is not free!"

The audience looked at Yang Yunyi with emotion. Although this guy often speaks in vain, but when he is serious, he utters golden sentences frequently.

This has nothing to do with the level of education, it is purely caused by the love of money.

Sun Yue said: "According to what you said just now, when it comes to Aunt Wang, she is the one who introduced blind dates. Old Wang, it sounds like a warm-hearted neighbor, Tony is a haircutter, Zhang San is an outlaw lunatic, and Xiaoqiang is a cockroach. And, there's more."

Seeing that Sun Yue was working hard, Yang Yunyi quickly stopped.

"Stop, stop, Teacher Sun, it's alright, you won, I admire you so much!"

Sun Yue said anxiously: "Then you hurry up and return the money to me!"

Yang Yunyi pretended to be stupid and said in a daze, "Money, what money?"

The audience let out another cry, this time they were laughing at Yang Yunyi, saying nothing.

Sun Yue replied: "It's just the 200 yuan I gave you just now!"

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue with a sad face: "Mr. Sun, this money is for you to buy knowledge, not the 200 yuan you gave me. You have to clarify this."

Sun Yue replied: "All right, all right, even if it's my money to buy knowledge, then you should pay me back quickly."

Yang Yunyi snorted, pointed at Sun Yue and said to the audience: "Friends in the audience, have you seen this man's sinister face! I've said it all, knowledge is priceless, he bought knowledge and still wants me Go back. Teacher Sun, I just want to ask a question, do you want to face it?"

The audience started laughing, it turned out that they were waiting here.

No wonder it is said that this is the money to buy knowledge. After laying the groundwork for so much, I just don’t want to pay it back!
No, now the money belongs to Yang Yunyi, it is Sun Yue asking Yang Yunyi to buy knowledge.

It's just that Sun Yue was at a loss when he heard this.

"Wait a minute, you wait a moment, so this is my money to buy knowledge, so where does my money go?"

Yang Yunyi replied with a smile on his face: "This money has become knowledge and put it in your mind."

Sun Yue smiled, but reprimanded: "Fuck you!"

Then Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue bowed, ending the performance!

　Do you still have any stereotypes? For example, when you mention handsome, you think of me.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)