I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 202 It's that simple to be a fan (third update)
Hearing the conversation between the two, Tang Xiaolong was unhappy.

He pulled Sun Yaoming away and looked at Sun Yaoming unkindly.

"Why, you are here to find fun!"

Sun Yaoming didn't understand: "What's wrong?"

Tang Xiaolong said sarcastically: "I asked you to tell him, you, good guy, come here and tell me. Is it plausible?"

Yang Yunyi also agreed: "That's right, you came here to listen to the story, didn't you?"

Tang Xiaolong agreed: "Yes!"

When Sun Yaoming was speechless, Yang Yunyi spoke again.

"But again, Instructor Tang, I just want to know, is there anything shady about your first love with your wife?"

Sun Yaoming spread his hands: "Hey, yes, is there anything shameful?"

Yang Yunyi said: "What's the harm in talking about it!"

Sun Yaoming said: "If there is, we won't listen to it!"

Tang Xiaolong was dumbfounded, these two played a double reed for himself, right?
"Stop talking nonsense, my wife and I have nothing to shame."

At this moment, Yang Yunyi asked the audience: "Want to hear it?"

The people in the audience immediately replied: "Yes!"

Tang Xiaolong heheed twice: "Okay, tell me, I seem to be going to die in your hands now!"

Yang Yunyi sighed, and began to speak quietly.

"That was five or six years ago, dog days, 12:30 in the middle of the night, the hottest time of the day!"

Tang Xiaolong was a little surprised: "Is your house the hottest at night?"

Yang Yunyi explained: "It's boring in the small room!"

Tang Xiaolong: "Oh, the room is stuffy!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "The room is stuffy and airtight! With such a small electric fan, Instructor Tang is so hot! What happens when people get hot, I feel restless!"

Tang Xiaolong nodded: "That is!"

Yang Yunyi imitated the gorilla and beat his chest, shouting: "Oh, it's too hot!"

Seeing this, Tang Xiaolong couldn't help asking.

"Am I an orangutan, or a bear?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Instructor Tang was in a hurry, and with a bang, he lifted off the mink covering his body!"

Tang Xiaolong gestured: "I don't die of heat too much! On such a hot day, I sleep under a mink fur?"

Yang Yunyi smiled and said, "Take off the mink fur, it's much better!"

Tang Xiaolong replied dissatisfied: "How fresh!"

Yang Yunyi said: "After the lifting, everyone knows that Instructor Tang does somersaults well, right? He just did somersaults on the bed! With a bang, he sat on the edge of the bed."

Tang Xiaolong heheed twice, full of sarcasm.

"My somersault is really accurate!"

Hearing this, Yang Yunyi replied: "You have practiced. After sitting on the edge of the bed, you point to the electric fan and shout, "Small sample, turn it faster! Faster! But after a while, it stops!" "

Tang Xiaolong was puzzled and asked: "What's wrong, is it broken?"

Yang Yunyi shook his head and replied: "It's not broken, it's just a power outage!"

Tang Xiaolong patted Yang Yunyi: "But how do I know it's a power outage?"

Yang Yunyi explained: "Because when you touched the electric mattress, the electric mattress became cold!"

Tang Xiaolong opened his mouth and said: "My good fellow, the top of my cover is so thick, and the bottom of my feelings is covered with an electric mattress!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Instructor Tang saw that the electric mattress was cold, so he rolled up the electric mattress, don't want it!"

Tang Xiaolong: "Yes, it should have been thrown away long ago!"

Yang Yunyi clicked his tongue twice, making everyone a little puzzled, what are you doing!

"Instructor Tang, you're still talking to yourself! When the kang goes out, the situation should be better!"

Tang Xiaolong raised his waist: "What do you say, I seem to be short-sighted. In such a hot day, there are mink furs, electric blankets, and fire pits at the end. I will die of heat stroke!"

Yang Yunyi waved his hand and said, "No, because you have already seized the time and brought out the stove for coal briquettes."

Tang Xiaolong didn't understand: "In my situation, I would be sorry for myself if I don't eat two spoonfuls of chili sauce!"

Yang Yunyi and Sun Yaoming were a little dumbfounded, and Tang Xiaolong grabbed his lines.

This sentence was originally said by Yang Yunyi, and his line was that I used all kinds of heating equipment.

But now, Yang Yunyi was rescued.

But the audience in the audience, Tang Xiaolong's comrades in arms didn't feel anything.

Tang Xiaolong is from Hunan, so you can say a place where you can eat spicy food even better than Hunan.

Anyway, it's normal to say this.

At this time, Sun Yaoming had an idea: "Platoon leader, why are you eating chili sauce?"

This sentence was asked by Tang Xiaolong, but Tang Xiaolong also realized that he had said the wrong word. If he answered, he would not be able to continue with the next sentence.

But there are professionals, Yang Yunyi is a professional.

He said: "Eating chili sauce is naturally to suppress the anger!"

Sun Yaoming said: "Platoon leader, do you eat chili sauce to suppress your anger?"

Tang Xiaolong said indifferently: "You listen to him, you listen to him! I'm almost on stage, I don't know how to answer."

This sentence made Sun Yaoming laugh, and the audience also understood that Tang Xiaolong was going to procrastinate.

Yang Yunyi sighed, and said to Tang Xiaolong, "Instructor Tang, why don't we discuss something!"

Tang Xiaolong asked: "What's wrong?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "Can I take off this autumn clothes!"

Tang Xiaolong said angrily: "What are you discussing with me, I took it off in the first half a year, you know!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Instructor Tang, first take off the cotton vest, then the hair vest, and then the autumn clothes, there is a cotton pocket inside! Untie the loops of the cotton pocket, the time for ecstasy has come."

The audience burst into laughter again, what is there for him to be ecstasy!
But, they just want to know where the ecstasy is.

Yang Yunyi continued: "When the loop falls to the top of the shoulder, wow!"

Tang Xiaolong pointed outside: "The wind is blowing in!"

Yang Yunyi waved his hand: "No, wow, the hot water bottle just fell out."

Tang Xiaolong didn't understand: "This is so ecstasy, I have to burn myself, what am I doing!"

Yang Yunyi said: "This upper body is completely naked!"

Tang Xiaolong groaned: "This upper body is shirtless!"

Yang Yunyi spoke again in a discussing tone.

"Otherwise, let's take off the leather pants too?"

Tang Xiaolong snorted: "There's still something about leather pants here. If you don't tell me, I'll forget about it!"

At this moment, Tang Xiaolong is performing better and better. If everyone knew him, they would think he is a professional cross talk actor.

But in fact, if you listen to a lot of cross talk, you can also simply be a fan.

The premise is that it was brought to you by Funny.

If there is no professional guide to guide you, then you must be flattering. Do you really think it's that simple?
Hey, that's right, it's as simple as that!
Tang Xiaolong had only heard about it, but he hadn't learned it before, and he was able to flatter him. That is to say, after Yang Yunyi returned, he could demand two-thirds of Sun Yue's salary.

After all, anyone can do it. Isn't it inappropriate for you to earn so much salary?

(End of this chapter)