I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 22 I want to be a singer
Yang Yunyi said sullenly: "Just a few days ago, the director of a certain TV station personally invited me to record a program. Do you understand the gold content of the word "personal?"

Sun Yue snorted, and replied: "Look at you, what is he inviting you to do?"

The audience is also very curious. The director personally invited you to record the show. You must have something special!

You won't be invited to go with just one word of mouth, that would be outrageous.

Yang Yunyi said: "Don't believe me, the director said that I can sing well, and asked me to become a singer!"

Sun Yue had a look of disbelief, which could even be described as surprise.

"As long as you are still a singer, ask the audience if you believe it or not!"

The audience in the audience didn't play their cards according to the routine at all, and they all said that I believe it.

Some people were even more outrageous, saying that he was the director and was invited by him.

When Sun Yue heard this, he looked towards the audience and shouted loudly: "You are not guilty of saying this!"

The audience burst into laughter instantly, and Yang Yunyi was also full of complacency, and stretched out his hand to the audience.

"receive!"

The audience stopped laughing in an instant, and Sun Yue was even more unhappy.

He questioned: "You hired babysitters under the emotional stage, no wonder I said why they support you so much."

Yang Yunyi replied awkwardly: "Hey, how can you say it's a babysitter, these are all my dear family members."

Then Yang Yunyi said to the audience: "My dear family members, when the performance is over, come and settle the money, five yuan for the good-looking one, and one yuan for the bad-looking one!"

The audience burst into laughter again, who would admit that they are not good-looking!

Sun Yue quickly controlled the scene and said, "Stop messing around with this mess, and talk about your being a singer!"

Yang Yunyi suddenly said in surprise: "Oh, my mother! Teacher Sun, my Teacher Sun, you know about me being a singer! I thought I was hiding it well, and most people don't know about it!"

Sun Yue rolled his eyes: "I'm not an ordinary person, so hurry up and talk about it, don't be a fool."

Yang Yunyi hummed twice, and said: "Dear Teacher Sun and audience friends, I am a singer, you pay me!"

The audience in the audience cried out, and Sun Yue also gave Yang Yunyi a push.

"Why do singers only pay for money? You are a singer just to make money, right?"

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue in disbelief, and when he was about to speak, Sun Yue spoke first, and even made the movement of Yang Yunyi clawing his lips.

"Oh my gosh!"

Seeing this, Yang Yunyi pointed at Sun Yue with a smile and said, "Mr. Sun, you imitate me. You can imitate my demeanor, but you can't imitate my face."

Sun Yue was not happy anymore, and said to Yang Yunyi: "Who imitated you, I mean you are going to be a singer, then you won't talk about cross talk in the future?"

Yang Yunyi spread his hands, intending to open them.

"Let's not talk about it, I'm going to be a singer, and I'm talking about cross talk. You should hurry up and find another job. I won't be your partner. With your temper, you can't cooperate with others."

Hearing this, Sun Yue asked seriously: "You said you would become a singer without talking about cross talk, then let me ask you, do you know the staff? Do you know the pitch of the sound, the division of notes and the dotted notes?"

Hearing what Sun Yue said, Yang Yunyi fell silent.

Then he asked in turn: "Mr. Sun, I don't know, but do you know?"

Sun Yue shook his head: "I don't know either!"

The audience originally thought that Sun Yue was a hidden bigwig in the music industry, but he spoke so professionally, and all the staves, pitches, and divisions of notes came out, but they didn't know it!

It's like what is it?

Yang Yunyi quickly spoke out on behalf of the audience, what they couldn't express in their hearts.

"Yes, you are also a pig with green onions in your nose, right?"

Sun Yue didn't understand: "What the hell?"

"Pretend!"

Sun Yue said with a hey: "I think you are indeed different, a little swollen."

Yang Yunyi said: "That's natural, I'm going to be a singer soon, so I naturally have something to say. I don't care now, I dare to say it to anyone."

Sun Yue said in disbelief, "Then tell me about your master!"

Yang Yunyi heheed twice, and gave Sun Yue a supercilious look.

Just when the audience thought that Yang Yunyi didn't dare to speak, Yang Yunyi began to spray his life indiscriminately.

"Master, where is the master! You are talking about Guo Degang, that little black fat man. After the power outage last time, I saw a row of small teeth floating in the air. I thought I encountered a ghost. After the candle was lit, Only then did I realize it was him!"

When the audience in the audience heard it, they were instantly enthusiastic.

"Haha, one more!"

"Tell me about Yu Qian, Teacher Yu!"

Sun Yue also nodded and said, "Yes, tell me about Teacher Yu Qianyu!"

As if Yang Yunyi had already risked everything, he said desperately: "Yu Qian, who is Yu Qian? He also talks about cross talk, let him come on stage and tell me one, and I'll see how his professionalism is! If possible, I will give it to you." He introduced it to Deyun Tower."

The audience in the audience laughed like crazy, and Yu Qian in the backstage was anxious.

"Hey, you little bastard, just make fun of me, just wait for me, and see how I handle you when I step down from the stage!"

Guo Degang persuaded with a smile: "Teacher Yu, there are no big or small on the stage, and there are rules in the audience. These are the rules set by the patriarch. Don't be angry."

Yu Qian glanced at Guo Degang, and said disdainfully, "What do you know, you little black fat man!"

At this moment, Guo Degang was not happy anymore.

He knew that Yang Yunyi had made the headlines, and then other people in Deyun Tower would use these things to talk about things.

Although it is a joke, it is used to amuse the audience on stage, but it is still quite unpleasant to think about it.

Sun Yue shook his head and said, "I think you are really crazy, you don't want to work in Deyun Building anymore!"

Yang Yunyi said indifferently: "I'm about to become a singer, who am I afraid of, and those in the cross talk industry should respect me a little bit, otherwise I'll write songs to scold you."

Sun Yue waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, you're so bloated, then tell me about Mr. Hou!"

Yang Yunyi was stunned, and the audience also laughed.

They also wanted to see how Yang Yunyi made fun of Mr. Hou.

Yang Yunyi deliberately pretended to be stupid and said in a daze: "Mr. Hou, which Mr. Hou?"

But Sun Yue didn't give Yang Yunyi the chance to pretend to be stupid, and pointed it out directly.

"Mr. Hou, that is Mr. Hou Yaowen, your master's master!"

At this time, Yang Yunyi laughed.

It's just that smile, no matter how you look at it, it's so cheap!
"Mr. Hou, can Mr. Hou talk?"

At this time, Sun Yue moved closer to Yang Yunyi's side and said, "Why, you dare not!"

Yang Yunyi suddenly became stiff, even growling.

"Who dares to dare, anyway, I'm going to be a singer, I dare to say Mr. Hou. Mr. Hou, Mr. Hou, hehe, Mr. Hou is in good health recently, hehe!"

When Sun Yue heard this, he turned his head away, unwilling to look at Yang Yunyi, but pointed at Yang Yunyi.

"Look how dead this man is!"

(End of this chapter)