I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 226 I'll Carve Your Face (Please Subscribe)

At the moment, Sun Yue was angry and funny.

"No, are you talking or not?"

Yang Yunyi said to the audience: "You don't even know me!"

Sun Yue replied: "I don't even know each other, what's the matter?"

Yang Yunyi said, "Actually, I'm a scientist!"

When he said this, Yang Yunyi smiled shyly and embarrassedly.

The audience also laughed, are you a scientist?
Then what is my family?

I'm an astronomer, or else I'm a flower explorer!
At the same time, some audience members cried out.

Yang Yunyi also held his face and laughed out loud.

Sun Yue said hehe: "You didn't feel guilty when you said this. I'm afraid you won't believe it when you say it!"

Yang Yunyi put his hands into his cuffs and kept shaking his body.

"I'm a scientist, huh, what's the point here!"

Sun Yue patted Yang Yunyi and said, "Hey, hey, you can tell from this figure, this scientist is so slick, you say you, why are you shivering?"

Yang Yunyi said: "I am a second-hand scientist!"

Sun Yue snorted: "Good guy, second-hand scientists have come out, why don't you be ashamed?"

Yang Yunyi said with emotion: "It's amazing, if you have any questions, you guys can come and ask me, and I will pick the answers I know!"

Sun Yue tutted, "This man is ashamed!"

Yang Yunyi was unhappy: "Look, this person is annoying!"

Sun Yue said: "Why, you can't do it either?"

Yang Yunyi exhorted: "Let me tell you, when you talk to scientists, you have to be polite! You have to learn etiquette before learning art. It's not surprising that there are many etiquettes!"

Sun Yue said: "Why, I'm not being polite?"

Yang Yunyi looked at the audience and said, "That's right, but as a scientist, you should know everything about it."

Sun Yue agreed: "Everyone knows!"

Yang Yunyi raised his voice: "As the old saying goes, a scientist's belly is a grocery store!"

Sun Yue let out a cry, with a look of disbelief on his face.

"How can there be such a sentence?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Anyway, I will sell whatever I buy."

Sun Yue quickly grabbed Yang Yunyi and shouted: "Wait a minute, this is not an old saying, nor is it said by scientists, it is about cross talk."

Hearing this, the audience couldn't help it, this scientist is unreliable!

And Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue with suspicion.

Sun Yue said: "An old saying goes that an actor's stomach is like a grocery store!"

Yang Yunyi was unhappy: "Then we scientists are big grocery stores and supermarkets, and ordinary people can't compare them!"

Sun Yue pointed at Yang Yunyi with a helpless expression on his face.

"Okay, let's compete with me here, you are a big grocery store, a supermarket will do!"

Yang Yunyi put his hands on his back and looked at Sun Yue.

"Don't worry about it, you just need to know that I am knowledgeable, and ah, I have studied a lot! Many things are researched by me, using a computer, so calculate!"

Yang Yunyi was still gesticulating blindly with his hands.

Sun Yue laughed and said, "Is this called using a computer to count? You are not beating edamame! In this way, you are using a computer. I have never seen it like this before."

The audience in the audience almost burst out laughing when they heard Sun Yue's metaphor.

What they want to say is that if I crack edamame, so will I!

Hearing Sun Yue's ridicule, Yang Yunyi said angrily, "I didn't bring my computer out today, or I would just hit you in the face. You're the one who said that! You knocked on edamame, that's how you knocked on edamame." ?"

The audience booed and said, "That's how I knead edamame!"

Hearing this, Yang Yunyi rushed off the stage, walked to the side of the stage, and shouted to the audience: "Just now I said that I knead edamame like this, if you talk nonsense, I will let you kowtow here all night Maodou, if you knock less than [-], you are not allowed to leave, I will guard the door, and I will tell you!"

The audience laughed and shouted.

But Sun Yue greeted: "You can come back quickly, the people in the audience are all audiences, what do you care about with them?"

Yang Yunyi became even angrier: "The audience can't make trouble either!"

Sun Yue snorted and said, "It's your parents who spend the money!"

As soon as he heard about food and clothing for his parents, Yang Yunyi immediately fell in love.

So he put on a smiling face and said: "It's my brother, I was rude, everyone, don't refund the ticket!"

Sun Yue pointed at Yang Yunyi and said, "I understand now, you belong to the dog face, and you will be the same for a while!"

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue and asked, "No, you didn't buy a ticket, did you?"

Sun Yue was stunned, and then replied: "What kind of ticket should I buy? I'm here to perform!"

Yang Yunyi sneered and said, "You dare to provoke me without buying a ticket. Where do you have the courage? Scientists know martial arts, and no one can stop them!"

Sun Yue clenched his fists, and said unhappily: "It's almost done. In your mouth, scientists are almost equated with hooligans. You are still talking about scientists!"

Yang Yunyi turned around, pointed at Sun Yue, and said, "I told you on this stage, you are strictly forbidden to look down on scientists, otherwise I will invite twenty or thirty scientists to your home, and you will accept it when the time comes."

Sun Yue pretended to agree: "Yes, yes, twenty or thirty, I will be poor to eat."

Yang Yunyi turned to look at Sun Yue: "This person is really annoying, very annoying, I tell you, don't look down on me!"

Sun Yue spread his hands together: "No, how could I look down on you!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "I'll tell you today, I have made achievements in many fields!"

Sun Yue seemed to understand, oh oh twice.

"A lot of fields involved?"

Yang Yunyi smiled and hummed, and ran his hands along his chest with such a happy expression!

"My, I can't express my emotions or anger!"

Sun Yue heheed twice: "Are you still not showing emotions? Well, your face is getting bigger, and your eyeballs are about to fall out."

Yang Yunyi smiled and said: "Because my identity is very unusual, right, I am, this second-hand one!"

Sun Yue added: "Scientists!"

Yang Yunyi covered his mouth and let out a pig cry.

The audience in the audience all laughed and screamed like pigs. Yang Yunyi's body movements were really interesting, especially with his appearance, it formed a strong sense of contrast.

Plus the sound is comfortable, and the audience can't help but laugh.

Sun Yue smiled and said to the audience: "I don't know if this guy likes to listen to scientists or second-hand ones."

Yang Yunyi said happily: "In this way, we are not outsiders, let me sign for you!"

Sun Yue said in disgust: "Go, go, I don't need it, and besides, there is no land to sign!"

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he was very proud.

"It's okay, I expected it a long time ago, so when I go out today, I bring a knife, or I will carve your face and make you honorable?"

Before Sun Yue could speak, the audience clapped and clapped.

They just like to watch pig slaughter, no, they just like to watch bloody scenes.

I didn't expect to be able to see this scene while watching cross talk. Today's ticket money is worth it.

(End of this chapter)