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Chapter 253 Guankou Linglong Pagoda (for Subscription)
Guo Degang said, "What are you here for?"

Yan Yunda thought about it, and then said: "Let's come to the section that Master taught me, Linglong Pagoda!"

When Guo Degang heard this, a satisfied expression appeared on his face.

"That's good!"

Yan Yunda was not stage-frightened either, and said to the audience: "Yes, you can also come with me.

Soon, Yan Yunda's performance began.

"It is said that there is an old monk on this high mountain, wearing thousands of layers of quilt. If you ask the old monk how old he is? I remember the Yellow River Nine Clarifications. 500 years ago, it was clear and clear, a total of [-] winters."

Yan Yunda continued: "The old monk has taken in eight disciples, all of whom have Dharma names. The first disciple is named Qingtouleng, the second disciple is named Lengtouqing. The third disciple is named Seng Sandian, and the fourth disciple The name of the disciples is Dian Sanseng. The name of the fifth disciple is Bang Hulu Ba Er, the sixth disciple is called Ba Er Hulu Bang, the name of the seventh disciple is Sui Feng Dao, and the name of the eighth disciple is Dao Sui Feng."

The audience in the audience, and even the brothers on the stage, followed suit.

"The old master taught them the eight arts. The eight immortals cross the sea, each showing its ability: Qingtou Leng can beat the chime, Leng Touqing can ring the bell. The monk can play the pipe at three o'clock, and the monk can hold the sheng at three o'clock. Jumping the gourd handle can beat the drum. , he can chant scriptures by jumping on gourds. He can sweep the floor with the wind, and he can light lamps with the wind.”

Although everyone is reading along with Yan Yunda, but Yan Yunda has a microphone, his voice is clear and clear, and will not be covered by others.

"The old master told them to change it. I don't know if it will work. This Lengtouqing can't beat the Qingtouqing's chime, and the Qingtouleng can't hit the Lengtouqing's bell. The three o'clock monk can't blow this The monk is in charge of three o'clock, and this monk can't hold the Sheng of the three monks at three o'clock. He can't beat the drum of the gourd bar, and he can't recite the scriptures of the gourd bar."

Guo Degang was also very satisfied with Yan Yunda's skillful performance in this part, and even a somewhat majestic performance.

The apprentices I teach are not far behind.

"Follow the wind, he can't sweep the land that falls with the wind, and he can't light the lamp that falls with the wind. When the master saw that he was angry, he wanted to beat all eight of his apprentices. He stared blankly, and the eight apprentices stood up." One of them was about to be beaten, and five more wandering monks came from outside."

When arriving here, Yan Yun paused.

Guo Degang was a little anxious for Yan Yunda, but Yan Yunda smiled confidently.

His pause does not mean that he does not remember, but that he has a brain and he is grasping the emotions of the audience.

"The five monks confessed their feelings and punished them to count Ta Linglong later."

This is the next section, the most classic.

Because when many people recite the Linglong Pagoda, they basically don’t recite the former part, but only recite the latter part.

That is, the thirteenth floor of Linglong Pagoda starts here!
But Yan Yunda did not, he read this classic from the beginning.

"Linglong Pagoda, thirteen floors. Count the single floors when you go, and count the double floors when you come back. Whoever counts them will be the senior brother. If anyone can't count the Linglong Pagoda, he will be punished to kneel until dawn."

"Linglong Pagoda, Pagoda Linglong, the first floor of Linglong Pagoda. A high table with four legs, a monk with a book of scriptures, a cymbal and a chime, a wooden fish and a lamp. A golden bell, four taels in size, when the wind blows Crash."

"Linglong Pagoda, Pagoda Linglong, the third floor of Linglong Pagoda. Three high tables with twelve legs, three monks and three scriptures, three cymbals and three chimes, three wooden fishes and three lamps. Three golden bells, 12 taels, When the wind blows, it makes a loud noise."

"Linglong Pagoda, Pagoda Linglong, the fifth floor of Linglong Pagoda. Five high tables with twenty legs, five monks and five scriptures, five cymbals and five chimes, five wooden fishes and five lamps. Five golden bells, 20 taels , the wind blew loudly."

"Linglong Pagoda, Pagoda Linglong, the seventh floor of Linglong Pagoda. Seven high tables with 28 legs, seven monks and seven scriptures, seven cymbals and seven chimes, seven wooden fish and seven lamps. Seven golden bells, 28 taels, When the wind blows, it makes a loud noise."

"Linglong Pagoda, Pagoda Linglong, the ninth floor of Linglong Pagoda. Nine high tables with 36 legs, nine monks and nine scriptures, nine cymbals and nine chimes, nine wooden fish and nine lamps. Nine golden bells, 36 taels, When the wind blows, it makes a loud noise."

"Linglong Pagoda, Pagoda Linglong, Linglong Pagoda has eleven floors. Eleven high tables with 44 legs, eleven monks and eleven scriptures, eleven cymbals and eleven chimes, eleven wooden fish and eleven lamps. Ten A golden bell, 44 taels, when the wind blows it makes a loud noise."

"Linglong Pagoda, Linglong Pagoda, thirteen floors of Linglong Pagoda. Thirteen high tables with 52 legs, thirteen monks and thirteen scriptures, thirteen cymbals and thirteen chimes, thirteen wooden fish and thirteen lamps. Ten Three golden bells, 52 taels, when the wind blows, they make a loud noise."

Without even taking a breath, Yan Yunda started again.

"Let's count back now."

"Linglong Tower, Linglong Pagoda, Linglong Pagoda has twelve floors. Twelve high tables with 48 legs, twelve monks with twelve scriptures, twelve cymbals, twelve chimes, twelve wooden fish and twelve lamps. Ten Two golden bells, 48 ​​taels, rang when the wind blew.

"Linglong Pagoda, Pagoda Linglong, the tenth floor of Linglong Pagoda. Ten high tables with forty legs, ten monks and ten scriptures, ten cymbals and ten chimes, ten wooden fish and ten lamps. Ten golden bells, 40 taels , the wind blew loudly."

"Linglong Pagoda, Pagoda Linglong, the eighth floor of Linglong Pagoda. Eight high tables with 32 legs, eight monks and eight scriptures, eight cymbals and eight chimes, eight wooden fish and eight lamps. Eight golden bells, 32 taels, When the wind blows, it makes a loud noise."

"Linglong Pagoda, Pagoda Linglong, the sixth floor of Linglong Pagoda. Six high tables with 24 legs, six monks and six scriptures, six cymbals and six chimes, six wooden fishes and six lamps. Six golden bells, 24 taels, When the wind blows, it makes a loud noise."

"Linglong Pagoda, Pagoda Linglong, the fourth floor of Linglong Pagoda. Four high tables with sixteen legs, four monks and four scriptures, four cymbals and four chimes, four wooden fishes and four lamps. Four golden bells, 16 taels , the wind blew loudly."

"Linglong Pagoda, Pagoda Linglong, the second floor of Linglong Pagoda. Two high tables with eight legs, two monks, two scriptures, two cymbals, two chimes, two wooden fishes and two lamps. Two golden bells, eight liang, wind There was a scratching sound."

At this time, the audience had already started to applaud wildly.

Yan Yunda's basic skills are indeed good, he may not be funny, but his basic skills are definitely ranked among Guo Degang's disciples.

This performance is not over, but Yan Yunda is still reading.

"The monks stopped at the Linglong Pagoda. Looking up, the sky is full of stars. From the ground, there is a pit. From the pit, it is frozen. From the ice, there is a pine tree. From the pine, there is an eagle. From the house, there is an old man. Monk. A monk looks at it, a scripture. Looks at the scripture, lights a lamp. Looks at the wall, nails. Looks at the nails, hangs a bow."

"Look at it, squint your eyes, it's dry in the northwest and the wind is blowing."

"Speaking of a strong wind, such a strong wind. Ten people saw it, and nine people were shocked. It blew away the stars, flattened the pit on the ground, scraped the ice in the pit, blown down the pine on the ice, and blew away the eagle on the pine. , Scraped away an old monk, scraped over the scriptures in front of the monks, scraped out the lamps in front of the scriptures, scraped off the nails on the wall, scraped off the nails and put on the bow."

In the end, Yan Yunda's breath can be considered vented.

He said: "At this moment, all I can do is blow, the stars are scattered, the pit is flat, the ice melts, the loose falls, the eagle flies, the monk walks, the scriptures are turned over, the lamp goes out, the nails fall off, and the bow collapses!"

When this passage was finished, the audience burst into loud applause, as if they were about to break through the roof of the building.

　Those who are interested can challenge it, read it by voice, or read it in your own mind, and send it by voice. You can chat with me privately, and the starting point is [-] coins per person.Don't look down, I don't even make any money!
　　
　
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