I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun
Chapter 391 The Origin of the Country
Chapter 391 The Origin of the Country (For Subscription)
The house must be bought, and Yang Yunyi is still hesitating whether to buy it with Sun Yue.
In fact, living too close is not good.
Because people and people need a sense of distance.
Besides living close, Sun Yue always felt that he was Lao Yang next door, so it seemed meaningless.
That being the case, it is best to maintain a proper record that is not too far away.
After returning to Deyun Building, now Luan Yunping is really awesome!
He was getting richer and richer in Deyun Tower, and Yang Yunyi suddenly admired him a little.
In fact, at the most difficult time in Deyun Tower, people were often panicked, and many people even left.
These people are not well known, because they are all apprentices.
Even if they are not apprentices, there are those who want to leave.
But Luan Yunping didn't, it was single-minded, which showed that this person's vision was indeed unique, knowing that Guo De was the backbone of Deyunlou just now, as long as Guo Degang was there, then Deyunlou would be safe and sound.
As long as Guo Degang is here, there will be Deguo Tower and Degang Tower without Deyun Building. Anyway, if people are here, they will swear again.
Because Yang Yunyi had three performances before going to Tianjin Satellite TV to record the Spring Festival Gala.
To be honest, Yang Yunyi was a little dissatisfied that his own cross talk was not broadcast in the Tianjin Crosstalk Spring Festival Gala last time, but he can understand it!
After all, some words can be performed in small theaters, but once they are on TV, they must highlight a positive energy.
Needless to say, jokes with a little bit of color, that would add more jokes.
When Yang Yunyi returned to the small theater, the others were also very surprised, and the main surprise was the audience.
On the third day after Yang Yunyi came back from his honeymoon, it was time to perform on stage.
Yang Yunyi looked at the audience in the audience, feeling very cordial, really, this is not an irony, but really cordial.
Many times, it is said that people have no long-term concerns, but immediate worries.
Yang Yunyi is the kind who doesn't interact with the audience, he just scratches an itch in his heart, he thinks, he misses the audience's appreciation for him.
Under the announcer's announcement, Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue in gray coats came on stage.
Why is it a gray gown? Because for Yang Yunyi, things like gowns should be a little colder. He has already left the vulgar taste, and he doesn't like to wear red ones very much.
As for the boa robe, my God, the boa robe is also worn!
Doesn't this mean that he wants to become the master of Deyun Tower? Yang Yunyi didn't think too much about it.
After taking the stage, Yang Yunyi looked at the audience and laughed.
The audience looked at Yang Yunyi and didn't know what he was laughing at, but let him laugh, and let's laugh too.
Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue and said, "Mr. Sun, do you feel very cordial when you see the audience friends again?"
Sun Yue was taken aback, looked at Yang Yunyi and said, "kind? If you say kind, it means that you are different now. There are very few opportunities to perform on stage. I am different. I meet the audience every day, and they can often see I."
For this reason, Sun Yue also mobilized the audience.
"Isn't it, audience friends!"
The audience naturally responded, after all, the current Yang Yunyi is indeed too seldom on stage.
They can also understand, like Guo Degang, Yu Qian, etc., after they became popular, they all went to pick up commercial performances, so they don't care about the audience in the small theater!
In the past, when we had no money, we could perform from dawn to dusk.
As for now, the audience is nothing but grass.
If you say a few words about them, a group of people will gather around and start scolding you.
What do you mean if you don't want to watch it, you will be watched. I am worried that I won't be able to buy a ticket.
If there are too many people like this, others will indeed not take you seriously.
It's like a novelist named Fandou, that's how he is.
I don't rely on you for food anymore, writing a novel is like being a civil servant.
So everything is like this. If you make more money and feel that you don’t need to rely on you, then it doesn’t matter.
Anyway, if you scold me, there are a lot of people washing it for me.
Tell me, cheap or not!
Yang Yunyi took the initiative to introduce himself: "It's been a long time since I came back to talk about cross talk. It's still the old rules. Let me introduce myself first. I'm a cross talk actor in Deyunlou, and my name is Yang Yunyi. The one standing next to me is also an old friend of everyone. Yes, Sun Yue, Teacher Sun!"
Sun Yue nodded: "That's right!"
Yang Yunyi continued: "Now, Teacher Sun Yuesun and I will tell you a cross talk. I believe you all know that I went abroad some time ago. Guess what, the air is similar to ours here. But breathing One bite, but gold is much more expensive."
Sun Yue pointed at Yang Yunyi and said, "There's something wrong with you!"
Yang Yunyi wondered: "No, why am I wrong?"
Sun Yue said: "You are worshiping foreigners!"
Yang Yunyi was amused: "Mr. Sun, what is xenophilia! I'm Zhanlang, I use Huawei mobile phone, I like RNG, patriotic three-piece suit, you say I xenophile!"
Everyone was stunned, and Sun Yue was also stunned.
"What are you talking about?"
Yang Yunyi said: "I mean, I am a standard patriotic youth!"
There was a lot of shouting from the audience, which made Yang Yunyi unhappy.
Sun Yue said: "Have you heard that, the audience can hardly listen anymore!"
Yang Yunyi said: "No, you really don't believe it. Some time ago, I went to Benzi Country, you know Benzi Country!"
Sun Yue asked doubtfully, "Ben Ziguo?"
Soon he understood: "Oh, you're talking about them! I see, you're talking about that country where life is pretty good!"
The audience laughed loudly, and you understood the name of this country.
Yang Yunyi said, "That's right, that's the book country with the sun printed on its underwear."
Sun Yue snorted: "When you go abroad, you still go to pick up other people's underwear!"
Yang Yunyi's face turned dark all of a sudden: "What nonsense are you talking about? What do you mean picking off people's underwear! Aren't they all dressed like this on TV, and I saw it when I went to the hot spring."
Hearing this, Sun Yue laughed twice.
"I heard that when they bathe in hot springs, men and women bathe together!"
Yang Yunyi clicked his tongue twice, looking at Sun Yue's dead face.
"That's right, it really is! But I'm different, I soak alone, there is no men and women soaking together!"
Sun Yue said: "So what happened to you in this country?"
Yang Yunyi said: "I found that people in this country all look like Wu Dalang!"
Sun Yue was puzzled by this, and the audience was also surprised.
What does this have to do with Wu Dalang?
Yang Yunyi said: "I have received reliable news that all the countries in this country are descendants of Wu Dalang!"
Sun Yue let out a cry, and the audience also looked shocked.
The descendants of Wu Dalang, where does this start.
Sun Yue asked curiously: "How should I say this?"
Yang Yunyi whispered: "Then I told you, don't tell others. I discovered this matter quietly."
Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi: "It's still quiet, but don't worry, just tell me, neither they nor I will tell others."
The audience laughed again, and indeed they would not tell others, because there are already many people.
(End of this chapter)
The house must be bought, and Yang Yunyi is still hesitating whether to buy it with Sun Yue.
In fact, living too close is not good.
Because people and people need a sense of distance.
Besides living close, Sun Yue always felt that he was Lao Yang next door, so it seemed meaningless.
That being the case, it is best to maintain a proper record that is not too far away.
After returning to Deyun Building, now Luan Yunping is really awesome!
He was getting richer and richer in Deyun Tower, and Yang Yunyi suddenly admired him a little.
In fact, at the most difficult time in Deyun Tower, people were often panicked, and many people even left.
These people are not well known, because they are all apprentices.
Even if they are not apprentices, there are those who want to leave.
But Luan Yunping didn't, it was single-minded, which showed that this person's vision was indeed unique, knowing that Guo De was the backbone of Deyunlou just now, as long as Guo Degang was there, then Deyunlou would be safe and sound.
As long as Guo Degang is here, there will be Deguo Tower and Degang Tower without Deyun Building. Anyway, if people are here, they will swear again.
Because Yang Yunyi had three performances before going to Tianjin Satellite TV to record the Spring Festival Gala.
To be honest, Yang Yunyi was a little dissatisfied that his own cross talk was not broadcast in the Tianjin Crosstalk Spring Festival Gala last time, but he can understand it!
After all, some words can be performed in small theaters, but once they are on TV, they must highlight a positive energy.
Needless to say, jokes with a little bit of color, that would add more jokes.
When Yang Yunyi returned to the small theater, the others were also very surprised, and the main surprise was the audience.
On the third day after Yang Yunyi came back from his honeymoon, it was time to perform on stage.
Yang Yunyi looked at the audience in the audience, feeling very cordial, really, this is not an irony, but really cordial.
Many times, it is said that people have no long-term concerns, but immediate worries.
Yang Yunyi is the kind who doesn't interact with the audience, he just scratches an itch in his heart, he thinks, he misses the audience's appreciation for him.
Under the announcer's announcement, Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue in gray coats came on stage.
Why is it a gray gown? Because for Yang Yunyi, things like gowns should be a little colder. He has already left the vulgar taste, and he doesn't like to wear red ones very much.
As for the boa robe, my God, the boa robe is also worn!
Doesn't this mean that he wants to become the master of Deyun Tower? Yang Yunyi didn't think too much about it.
After taking the stage, Yang Yunyi looked at the audience and laughed.
The audience looked at Yang Yunyi and didn't know what he was laughing at, but let him laugh, and let's laugh too.
Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue and said, "Mr. Sun, do you feel very cordial when you see the audience friends again?"
Sun Yue was taken aback, looked at Yang Yunyi and said, "kind? If you say kind, it means that you are different now. There are very few opportunities to perform on stage. I am different. I meet the audience every day, and they can often see I."
For this reason, Sun Yue also mobilized the audience.
"Isn't it, audience friends!"
The audience naturally responded, after all, the current Yang Yunyi is indeed too seldom on stage.
They can also understand, like Guo Degang, Yu Qian, etc., after they became popular, they all went to pick up commercial performances, so they don't care about the audience in the small theater!
In the past, when we had no money, we could perform from dawn to dusk.
As for now, the audience is nothing but grass.
If you say a few words about them, a group of people will gather around and start scolding you.
What do you mean if you don't want to watch it, you will be watched. I am worried that I won't be able to buy a ticket.
If there are too many people like this, others will indeed not take you seriously.
It's like a novelist named Fandou, that's how he is.
I don't rely on you for food anymore, writing a novel is like being a civil servant.
So everything is like this. If you make more money and feel that you don’t need to rely on you, then it doesn’t matter.
Anyway, if you scold me, there are a lot of people washing it for me.
Tell me, cheap or not!
Yang Yunyi took the initiative to introduce himself: "It's been a long time since I came back to talk about cross talk. It's still the old rules. Let me introduce myself first. I'm a cross talk actor in Deyunlou, and my name is Yang Yunyi. The one standing next to me is also an old friend of everyone. Yes, Sun Yue, Teacher Sun!"
Sun Yue nodded: "That's right!"
Yang Yunyi continued: "Now, Teacher Sun Yuesun and I will tell you a cross talk. I believe you all know that I went abroad some time ago. Guess what, the air is similar to ours here. But breathing One bite, but gold is much more expensive."
Sun Yue pointed at Yang Yunyi and said, "There's something wrong with you!"
Yang Yunyi wondered: "No, why am I wrong?"
Sun Yue said: "You are worshiping foreigners!"
Yang Yunyi was amused: "Mr. Sun, what is xenophilia! I'm Zhanlang, I use Huawei mobile phone, I like RNG, patriotic three-piece suit, you say I xenophile!"
Everyone was stunned, and Sun Yue was also stunned.
"What are you talking about?"
Yang Yunyi said: "I mean, I am a standard patriotic youth!"
There was a lot of shouting from the audience, which made Yang Yunyi unhappy.
Sun Yue said: "Have you heard that, the audience can hardly listen anymore!"
Yang Yunyi said: "No, you really don't believe it. Some time ago, I went to Benzi Country, you know Benzi Country!"
Sun Yue asked doubtfully, "Ben Ziguo?"
Soon he understood: "Oh, you're talking about them! I see, you're talking about that country where life is pretty good!"
The audience laughed loudly, and you understood the name of this country.
Yang Yunyi said, "That's right, that's the book country with the sun printed on its underwear."
Sun Yue snorted: "When you go abroad, you still go to pick up other people's underwear!"
Yang Yunyi's face turned dark all of a sudden: "What nonsense are you talking about? What do you mean picking off people's underwear! Aren't they all dressed like this on TV, and I saw it when I went to the hot spring."
Hearing this, Sun Yue laughed twice.
"I heard that when they bathe in hot springs, men and women bathe together!"
Yang Yunyi clicked his tongue twice, looking at Sun Yue's dead face.
"That's right, it really is! But I'm different, I soak alone, there is no men and women soaking together!"
Sun Yue said: "So what happened to you in this country?"
Yang Yunyi said: "I found that people in this country all look like Wu Dalang!"
Sun Yue was puzzled by this, and the audience was also surprised.
What does this have to do with Wu Dalang?
Yang Yunyi said: "I have received reliable news that all the countries in this country are descendants of Wu Dalang!"
Sun Yue let out a cry, and the audience also looked shocked.
The descendants of Wu Dalang, where does this start.
Sun Yue asked curiously: "How should I say this?"
Yang Yunyi whispered: "Then I told you, don't tell others. I discovered this matter quietly."
Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi: "It's still quiet, but don't worry, just tell me, neither they nor I will tell others."
The audience laughed again, and indeed they would not tell others, because there are already many people.
(End of this chapter)
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