I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 406 You Stomp You Are Numb (Subscribe)
On Yang Yunyi's side, after watching the previous performances, he went backstage to prepare.

Soon, the announcer called Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue onto the stage.

The moment Yang Yunyi took the stage, the audience was extremely enthusiastic, welcoming Yang Yunyi's arrival.

Yang Yunyi looked at the audience with a smile and said: "Hello everyone, I am a crosstalk actor from Deyunlou, my name is Yang Yunyi. I believe everyone here knows me, and I am the most beautiful boy in Deyunlou. The one next to him is not worth mentioning."

Sun Yue was not happy when he heard this.

"No, it's not worth mentioning when you introduce me. I also have a name!"

Yang Yunyi snorted and said, "Your name is not worth mentioning!"

Sun Yue was unhappy: "It's not that it's worth mentioning, but it's a rule to report my name!"

Yang Yunyi's face changed: "Rules, who made the rules, Guo Heizi made the rules?"

The audience naturally knew who the Guo Heizi Yang Yunyi was talking about was his master Guo Degang.

It's also fortunate that Guo Degang is not here today. If he was, it would be really over.

The others are finished, but Yang Yunyi is finished!

Sun Yue explained: "This is the rule set by the ancestor of cross talk. The funny ones come on stage, and the funny ones introduce themselves, and then introduce their partners!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Then I understand! So, what's your name?"

Sun Yue snorted: "No, what is my name? I, your partner, don't you know my name?"

Yang Yunyi was stunned for a while, then looked at Sun Yue.

"Oh, it looks familiar, we seem to have seen it somewhere before!"

Sun Yue said angrily: "Where did I see it, I see it often!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Oh, I remembered, you are Wen Dao!"

Sun Yue was stunned for a moment, and the audience was also stunned.

Wen Dao, what Wen Dao?
Sun Yue patted Yang Yunyi and said, "No, what is the literary director you're talking about doing?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Hey, you are not a literary director. I thought you were a literary director for making movies, but it turns out that you are not. That can't be helped, I only know people in the film and television circle."

Sun Yue couldn't take the initiative to introduce: "I'm Sun Yue, your partner, the partner who talks about cross talk!"

Yang Yunyi groaned: "So it's Mr. Sun Yuesun. I haven't seen you for a few months. It's time for you to sell again!"

Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi suspiciously: "No, what do you mean I should go out to the slaughterhouse again. I'm not a pig, so why should I go out to the slaughterhouse! It's you, didn't you go to film a TV series? Why don't you take me with you? You came back suddenly?"

Yang Yunyi sighed: "Hey, when it comes to this, it's better not to say it, there is nothing to say."

Sun Yue shouted: "Stop it, the audience, that's all I want to hear!"

Yang Yunyi asked the audience in the audience: "Do you like to hear this?"

The audience replied one after another: "Yes, we love to listen!"

Yang Yunyi nodded: "All right, all right, since the audience loves to hear it, then I'll talk about it! That's right, to put it simply, isn't the end of the world going to happen this year? What kind of money do I still make? What kind of TV series do I make? , I came back quickly, I planned to lie flat. I played what I needed to play, ate what I needed to eat, and went where I didn’t go.”

Sun Yue shouted: "No, what is the end of the world, why haven't we heard of it! You are, where did you get the gossip!"

Yang Yunyi didn't like to listen to Sun Yue's gossip.

"Mr. Sun, I don't like to hear what you say. What is gossip! This is a major news released by the United Nations. It is said that it is said in the Mayan civilization prophecy that this year will be the end of the world!"

Sun Yue frowned: "Oh my god, civilization, I only know my mother, don't talk about me!"

The audience laughed loudly, but they had also heard of the prophecies of the Mayan civilization, let alone they were quite looking forward to it.

Yang Yunyi said angrily: "What the hell, it's the Maya, the Mayan civilization, and the prophecy of the Maya civilization said, say this, that this year is the end of the world. When the time comes, the earth and human civilization will all be destroyed!"

Sun Yue said meaningfully: "According to what you say, do I have to stop pretending?"

Yang Yunyi let out an ah, and the audience also looked at Sun Yue suspiciously.

Yang Yunyi said: "No, Teacher Sun, what are you pretending to be?"

Sun Yue said: "It's not that you said the Mayan prophecy, that the earth and human civilization will be destroyed, I won't pretend, I have a showdown."

Yang Yunyi still looked puzzled: "No, what are you pretending?"

Sun Yue said: "I originally just wanted to get along with you as an ordinary person, but I didn't expect to get alienated in exchange. I have a showdown, I don't pretend, I am a superhero!"

Yang Yunyi glanced at Sun Yue and said: "You, if you want to say that you are a descendant of Zhu Bajie, I believe that you, a superhero, or a super bear are about the same! Let's not joke like that!"

Sun Yue said angrily: "You were the one who joked with me first, it wasn't you who first said the Mayan civilization prophecy, saying that human beings and the earth would be destroyed by then, why didn't you say that the Trisolarans would attack the earth? Is this reliable?"

Yang Yunyi said: "After talking for a long time, I understand, Mr. Sun, you just don't believe me! I don't believe that 2012 is the last year of human beings, and the end of the world is coming soon."

Sun Yue said: "Almost half of this year has passed. If the world ends, it won't be the second half of the year!"

Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue: "That's no way, I can only tell you the truth. I have a showdown, I don't pretend, I originally wanted to get along with you, but in exchange for your estrangement, now I understand clearly Let me tell you, I, the only Mayan on Earth."

Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi and groaned.

"You, Maya?"

Yang Yunyi let out a sigh and said, "That's right, the only Maya on Earth!"

Sun Yue said: "Then do you know who I am?"

Yang Yunyi shook his head, and Sun Yue gave the answer.

"I, Ultraman!"

Yang Yunyi said angrily, "Mr. Sun, we don't joke like that!"

Sun Yue rolled his eyes and said: "You were the one who joked with me first! Give it back to you, the last Maya on earth, you have evidence!"

Yang Yunyi rolled up his sleeves, and he said seriously: "Mr. Sun, don't believe me. How about this, let's do an experiment to prove that I am a Maya!"

Sun Yue nodded: "Okay, tell me how to do it!"

Yang Yunyi said: "In this way, you lift up with your feet vigorously, and then keep stomping down, and you only stop when I tell you to stop, okay?"

Sun Yue nodded: "Okay, I'll see what tricks you can do!"

Under the guidance of Yang Yunyi, Sun Yue made more than a dozen.

Yang Yunyi asked: "I'll just ask you, are your legs numb now?"

Sun Yue replied angrily: "Nonsense, you will feel numb if you stomp on it!"

(End of this chapter)