I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 415 Offending Art (Subscribe)

Many people are looking forward to the pair of Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue playing together.

On the stage, a pair of cross talk actors and a table opened the first cross talk on this stage.

Yang Yunyi said: "Hello everyone, I am very nervous when I come to this stage. First, let me introduce myself. My name is Yang Yunyi, and I am a cross talk actor from Deyun Tower. I believe you can also see the one standing next to me. Yes, a man!"

Sun Yue was not happy, and asked: "What the hell is a man, do I have no name?"

Yang Yunyi smiled, patted Sun Yue on the shoulder and said, "Isn't that how they were introduced in previous programs? You, a man, a man of five big and three rough. How else would you introduce it? Don't tell me, this is not a man!"

The audience laughed at this moment, and Yang Yunyi also breathed a sigh of relief.

I'm afraid that audiences in Shanghai have different tastes, but fortunately, it's not that far.

Sun Yue refused and responded: "Then you can't introduce me like this. If you say your name, you should also say my name!"

Yang Yunyi nodded helplessly and said, "Okay, okay, you've already said that, I'm not satisfied with you! He, Sun Yue, is known as Fatty Sun!"

Sun Yue pulled Yang Yunyi back, "No, just introduce me if you introduce me, there's no need to attack personally, I know I'm fat, but you can't attack me either!"

The audience below began to applaud happily. Not to mention, the cross talk in Deyun Tower is really interesting, because many of them are listening to cross talk for the first time. It’s not that they don’t know cross talk, but they didn’t know about cross talk before. studied.

As for Yang Yunyi's introduction, there is actually nothing wrong with it. Sun Yue was originally a fat man. If he said he was fat, he thought he was attacking or insulting him. If you want to avoid being attacked and insulted, you should lose weight!
Just like on Weibo, people encourage you not to be afraid of being fat, it doesn't matter if you are fat, you look good when you are fat.But in fact, if you are really fat, people will say that you are so fat in real life, and you are ashamed to post photos, and you will lose your face, right?

So, oh, even if others don't say it on the surface, they must think so in their hearts!

Besides, isn't excessive obesity also a disease?
People, you must know how to restrain yourself, especially when it comes to appetite, really, you must know how to restrain yourself.

Yang Yunyi spread his hands helplessly: "Mr. Sun, I didn't mean to offend you at all. Although cross talk is an offensive art, I have never disrespected you, so let's not get entangled in this issue, okay?" , now let’s tell you a serious cross talk.”

Sun Yue nodded and responded: "It's hard to be serious about the last show. Although you said I was fat, I was not happy, but you have to introduce my name so that the audience can know me!"

Yang Yunyi also understood, and said: "Well, let me introduce myself again. My name is Yang Yunyi, a comedian from Deyunlou, and also the first brother of Deyunlou. Standing next to me is Sun Yue , everyone can see it, Wu short stature, fat head and big ears, just like a Zhu Bajie!"

Sun Yue was not happy: "You said you didn't offend me just now, but now you have offended me, why am I a pig."

Yang Yunyi turned to look at Sun Yue and said, "Isn't this just to make the audience laugh, and I didn't say that you will become Zhu Bajie."

Sun Yue responded: "That's not okay, I, Sun Yue, also want face. You say I'm Zhu Bajie. As soon as this show is broadcast, I will soon be ruined!"

Yang Yunyi sighed, "Come on, I understand, I can't afford it today. Then let's talk about cross talk. The cross talk we bring to you today is about words. Everyone knows that literature is now Ah, I still have the right to speak, others praise me, I am the contemporary Lu Xun, what about Yang Yunyi, your literary quality is good, I love you!"

Sun Yue pushed Yang Yunyi, couldn't listen anymore and said: "Can you stop being so shameless, I can't listen anymore."

Yang Yunyi laughed and said: "Mr. Sun, I didn't blow it to you. If you can talk about cross talk with my partner, you can have fun secretly. Who doesn't know that I am a genius! No kidding, I can read hundred at the age of five. Family name, already read extensively at the age of ten, and was admitted to Tsinghua University at the age of 14. But I didn’t go to Tsinghua, do you know why?”

Sun Yue said with a chuckle: "I don't know anything else, but I still know this. Because, you didn't study when you were 14 years old. So you were admitted to Tsinghua University, that's what you brag about. Who doesn't know, You haven't graduated from junior high school!"

The audience laughed loudly, but Yang Yunyi was a little unhappy with a stern face.

"Then how about I give you a traditional name on the stage to prove myself?"

Sun Yue nodded and said, "Okay, let me see how you prove yourself!"

Yang Yunyi faced the audience and said: "I'm here in Shanghai today, so I'll give you the name of the dish. Listen up, everyone. The first one is steamed lamb, right?"

Sun Yue: "Yes!"

Yang Yunyi: "The second steamed bear's paw, right?"

Sun Yue: "That's right!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "Afterwards, steamed deer tail, roasted flower duck, roasted young chicken, large plate chicken, small plate chicken, iron rooster, big rooster, small rooster, red rooster, white rooster, everyone, are you listening right?"

The audience below started booing and shouting, "No!"

And Sun Yue also said with a look of disgust: "No, you are the master who taught you to report the name of the dish like this? Are you reporting the name of the dish? You are holding a hen!"

Yang Yunyi looked dissatisfied, and said to the audience: "The big guys have seen it, I am not against the chicken, Mr. Sun, it is difficult for me, I am convinced."

"Hey, co-author, you mean that the name of the dish you reported is correct!" Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi with disdain.

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue and said, "Who was talking just now, where, where? Hey, there is a wall here. Good guy, this wall has noses and eyes!"

The audience below burst into laughter again. Cross talk is about no size on the stage, and a sense of proportion off the stage. Even if Yang Yunyi digs out eighteen generations of his ancestors on the stage, he will have to bear it.But if the audience did this, it would not be human affairs.

Although the audience doesn't understand it, they also understand the art of offending!
Just like the talk show that rises in Shanghai, it is also offensive art.

But in our country, it's okay to offend.

Anyway, Sun Yue is a sensible person, and he won't bother with Yang Yunyi, and the cross talk is for everyone's fun, self-deprecation is a common thing.

For example, when Teacher Yu Qian was being a fan of Lao Guo, didn't the eighteen generations of ancestors all die?

Can you say that Lao Guo did something wrong?

Even the teacher had to give a thumbs up and say that what you said was awesome!
(End of this chapter)