I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 422 Chang Yuan's Nephew (for Subscription)
Time passed, and it was the semi-final stage of "Happy Dramatist". Today, Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue swore that they must win the first place once.

In the previous four performances, they took No.5, No. [-], No. [-] and No. [-] respectively. Now they are only one step away, and they must use their trump card.

This time Yang Yunyi plans to make a big one, what does it mean, that is, he must perform an unexpected cross talk today, hoping to get the first place.

In fact, for the past two and a half months, Yang Yunyi is still grateful for the stage of comedians.

The audience was very powerful and gave them enough confidence. They did not expect to be able to reach this point today.

And if he won the first place today, he will get the tickets to the finals. This is the reason why Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue made up their minds to perform a good cross talk.

Of course, it’s not that I didn’t perform well before, but it means that if possible, the previous ones didn’t make the audience stand out, so this time I performed well and tried to let the audience know that cross talk is actually a technical job.

Anywhere, as long as it is the land of China, the audience can let the cross talk actors have this meal.

The most important thing is that the art of cross talk will not be unacceptable due to geographical or other reasons.

And the others, the others are not important.

Prepare the stage well and perform well, this is the most important thing.

In the call of the host Chocolate, Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue appeared on the stage with a red coat like a prisoner.

When the audience saw Sun Yue and Yang Yunyi on stage, they also began to cheer enthusiastically.

Because they are happy to see Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue now, and even surpass Shen Teng in many cases.

Because except for the first issue, Shen Teng has no highlights.

It may be that the audience is tired of watching it too. It’s a good comedy, but you insist on being sensational in the end, and I don’t know what you are trying to do.

After Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue took the stage, Yang Yunyi said: "Accidentally, I wandered into the semi-finals of the happy comedian. I am very honored and very nervous. Let me introduce myself first, I am Deyun Lou's cross talk actor, a primary school student in the cross talk world, my name is Yang Yunyi."

Sun Yue nodded: "Oh, everyone knows it!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "The one standing next to me is my partner, Sun Yue!"

Sun Yue let out a sigh: "That's right, my name is Sun Yue!"

Yang Yunyi said: "I believe that everyone doesn't know, our teacher Sun Yuesun is amazing, and a person named Chang Yuan in their twist team, both come from a family of pig farmers."

Sun Yue was taken aback for a moment, then let out an ah.

He couldn't help but interrupted: "Wait a minute, what is a pig raising family!"

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue suspiciously: "Don't your family raise pigs?"

Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi angrily and said, "Fuck you, what a pig raiser, when did my family raise pigs. That's called cross talk, you can call it a family of cross talk!"

Yang Yunyi murmured several times before saying, "That's right, our Teacher Sun Yuesun comes from the world of cross talk, and is the nephew of Mr. Li Wenhua, the master of cross talk!"

Sun Yue held Yang Yunyi back: "Grandson, not nephew!"

The audience couldn't stop laughing, they just said a few words, and they just kept sending out the burden, you don't want money!

Yang Yunyi said: "Yes, it's Chang Yuan's grandson!"

Sun Yue pushed Yang Yunyi: "Fuck you, what is Chang Yuan, what is Chang Yuan's grandson! Chang Yuan is not as old as me, and he is not even married. Where is the grandson!"

Chang Yuan, who was watching from the background, laughed and said, "That's right, I'm not even married yet, where's my grandson!"

Yang Yunyi let out a sigh and said, "Indeed, I'm out of my mind. Mr. Sun Yuesun is the grandson of Mr. Li Wenhua, the cross talk master, Chang Yuan's."

Sun Yue covered Yang Yunyi's mouth, the audience and Chang Yuan were overjoyed, and so were the others.

After Yang Yunyi broke free, he said, "What are you doing, why don't you let people perform?"

Sun Yue said dissatisfied: "I am Mr. Li Wenhua's grandson, there is nothing about Chang Yuan!"

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue in surprise: "Is there really nothing about Chang Yuan?"

Sun Yue said: "There is really nothing about Chang Yuan, let's stop talking about Chang Yuan."

Yang Yunyi said: "Okay, let's not talk about Chang Yuan anymore, let's talk about the first time Teacher Sun and I met, what year was it?"

Sun Yue gave the answer: "In [-], your master brought you to me!"

Yang Yunyi nodded: "Yes, yes, it was the end of winter in [-], and it was not long after the new year. It was also the first time I performed cross talk on stage. My partner was my master at that time. That performance was called a sea of ​​people. That's called"

Sun Yue interrupted: "It's almost done, let's stop bragging and get to the point!"

The audience laughed again. Even the old audience of Deyunlou, I am afraid that many people do not know these stories.

Yang Yunyi said: "The important point, after the performance was over, my master told me, Yun Yi, you can't do it all the time with the master, so let me find you a partner!"

Sun Yue looked horrified and waved his hands quickly.

"What kind of companion, that's called a partner!"

Yang Yunyi smiled and said: "Yes, yes, that's called a partner. At that time, I thought it was okay. After all, my master, Mr. Guo Degang, belongs to Mr. Yu Qian, so we can't win people's love, right?"

Sun Yue couldn't laugh or cry and said, "What are you talking about!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "At that time, in order to find a partner for me, my master took me to the zoo. First we went to see the orangutan, and the orangutan also looked at me. I asked, master, master, this is you A partner for me? Guess what my master said?"

The audience looked curious, and Sun Yue also asked: "How do you say?"

Yang Yunyi said: "My master said, silly boy, how can anyone talk to orangutans for cross talk! Besides, how can orangutans do cross talk!"

Sun Yue agreed: "That's right, how can anyone go to the orangutan to talk about cross talk!"

Yang Yunyi was unhappy and looked at Sun Yue.

"How can you say that? Who said that orangutans can't talk about cross talk, who said that orangutans can't be funny. Just stand on the stage, um, oh, that's it, right, ok, fuck you! Could it be that an orangutan doesn’t know how to do such a simple thing, I see that it is no different from a human being when it eats bananas.”

This time, the audience burst into laughter, and the laughter almost overturned in the recording studio.

Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi with his hips crossed, with an unusually complicated expression on his face.

"No, in your funny eyes, that's how you look at us?"

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he quickly waved his hands.

"No, that's what they think, I don't think so!"

Upon hearing this, Sun Yue asked curiously, "Then what do you think?"

At this time, Sun Yue used the word you.

Yang Yunyi hehe said: "Of course you are the ones who are making fun of it, it's not as good as the orangutan!"

When Sun Yue heard this, he became angry.

ps: I haven't written seriously for a long time, and I actually think it should be over, but no matter how I think about it, I have to hold back 100 million words to give everyone an explanation.

(End of this chapter)