I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 424 The one who drinks Kuo Le goes to the child's table (for subscription)
Sun Yue said: "Remember, why is there still a problem with this wine!"

Yang Yunyi shook his head and said: "No way, this wine, 880 bottles, I took three bottles at that time, and I took two bottles to your house during the Chinese New Year, so, you have not lost money!"

Sun Yue suddenly realized something, and soon he realized that something was wrong.

"No, didn't you say three bottles, and one more bottle?"

Yang Yunyi explained: "There is one more bottle, I gave it to my master, Mr. Guo Degang!"

Sun Yue put his hands behind his back and said, "No, you gave your master something from me. I don't dare to compliment you on borrowing flowers to present Buddha! Besides, how can you give it to your master!"

Yang Yunyi groaned: "Mr. Sun, you are in Deyun Building now, it's not because you said that the cross talk is good! We, it's all because of the relationship! If I don't give the bottle of wine to my master, The person standing next to me today may be someone else!"

Sun Yue said: "Then I really never thought that your master is such a person!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "I didn't think of it either!"

Sun Yue was startled: "What did you say?"

The audience in the audience began to cover their mouths and laugh, but it was just like that, not very average.

Yang Yunyi hurriedly poohed and said, "I said my master is a benevolent person!"

Sun Yue didn't understand it for a while, but the audience found it interesting, and a new word appeared, called Daishanren.

But speaking of it, this generation of good people is talking about a certain evil person!

There will be no one who doesn't know Sun, it is said that it is very stinky.

Let me tell you this, there is a joke that goes like this, about a pair of male and female friends, the woman played with Little Sweet Potato, and then complained about Little Sweet Potato every day, and then she didn’t think of her boyfriend’s grandson’s yellow card.

Yang Yunyi said: "Ms. Sun got married and spent 10,000+ to treat people to dinner. In fact, I didn't lose at all. Although I spent money, I got a daughter-in-law. I said that the gift money was a lot."

At this time, there was an audience below, and it was a female audience, so she asked curiously.

"How much did you charge?"

In fact, it should not be answered, because for Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue, this is a performance on a TV station, not in a small theater, so answering this is a big problem.

However, Yang Yunyi likes to interact with the audience. He said, "I can tell you how many gifts Mr. Sun has received! Don't mention me, even Mr. Sun doesn't know, because it is his wife who controls the financial power."

The audience below laughed. They didn't expect Sun Yue to love his wife so much with his appearance.

I have to say it is a kind of irony, no, it is a very good virtue.

Sun Yue also nodded and said: "Yes, my wife is in charge of the money in my family. If I have no money, I will ask him for it! Give it thirty cents or fifty cents!"

This remark amused the audience again, but to be honest, a man still needs to have hundreds of dollars on him at any time, otherwise it would be a bit embarrassing.

Yang Yunyi continued: "At that time, Mr. Sun booked a banquet at the teacher's hotel. A total of 42 tables were booked, ten people per table. Everyone should know how lively it is."

Sun Yue said: "Marriage must be lively, after all, life is only once!"

Yang Yunyi said with some disapproval: "This is wrong, what do you mean life is only once! Maybe there will be many times, many times!"

Sun Yue was not happy anymore: "Fuck you, that's you many times!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "At that time, Teacher Sun told me not to book twelve tables!"

Sun Yue asked puzzledly: "No, why is that?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "At that time, Teacher Sun said that 42 tables were not enough! I also wondered, I have already accounted for all the people who should be accounted for, and there are even extra, how could it be insufficient! At this time, Teacher Sun said Now, guess what Teacher Sun said?"

Sun Yue watched Yang Yunyi arrange himself, but he was not angry, and asked, "What did you say?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Mr. Sun said that if he wants to eat one table by himself, he must order 43 tables. Otherwise, this marriage will be over, and he won't get married. Look, you actually said such a stupid thing."

Sun Yue said with a yo: "I still said that! If you continue, I will continue to listen!"

Yang Yunyi said: "There is no way, Teacher Sun has said so, we naturally have to agree, of course, the most important thing is that Teacher Sun pays, besides, one more table is only 800 yuan, there is no need to save money for Teacher Sun !"

Sun Yue said: "Then I thank you!"

Yang Yunyi waved his hand and continued: "On the day of Teacher Sun's wedding, 43 tables were set up in the lobby on the third floor of the Teacher Hotel. It's a bit surprising that there are 43 tables! But it's understandable because there are so many people. ! But soon, an accident happened."

Sun Yue asked curiously: "Tell me quickly, will there be an accident even if I get married?"

The audience couldn't stop laughing, no, you got married yourself, why is it like listening to a story!

But Yang Yunyi's nonsense is just making up stories!

Yang Yunyi said: "Mr. Sun booked 43 tables, but a few young people sat on the table that Mr. Sun reserved alone. Mr. Sun saw it, how can this work!"

Sun Yue said: "Yes, I booked it for myself alone, it's unreasonable for someone else to sit!"

Yang Yunyi said: "That's what Teacher Sun thought at the time, but after all, he got married today, and some things are not easy to say. There is no way, we have to find a way to drive them away without offending them. Teacher Sun At that moment, the light above my head came on, and I found out that there was a solution.”

Sun Yue said jokingly, "What solution did I think of?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Teacher Sun thinks and thinks. Seeing these young people drinking Coke, he has a solution. He walked up to the group of young people and said, those who drink Kuole go to the children's table!"

Sun Yue pushed Yang Yunyi: "Fuck you!"

At this time, there is no such thread.

So when the coke drinkers went to the children's table, the audience burst out laughing.

However, this performance can be regarded as officially over. It is creative, innovative, connotative, sincere, and sincere.

If it is not the first this time, then it means that the happy dramatists are indeed shady.

Just kidding, they are all decent people, where is the shady scene, but they don't look that good.

But to be honest, this cross talk is the most serious one Yang Yunyi has done in this period of time.

The previous one was really not serious, he had to admit this, the reason for not being serious was also very simple, that was too tired.

When you do one thing for too long, you will feel bored.

There may be a large part of the reason, because Yang Yunyi has been engaged in the film and television industry, and he has really neglected cross talk for too long, so he seldom started to talk about cross talk seriously.

They are all intermittent, which makes people feel that he is not worthy of being a cross talk actor.

But life needs to be full of choices, so he doesn't regret the choice he made now, it's as simple as that.

(End of this chapter)