I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun
Chapter 43
Chapter 43
Under the stage, Kong Laosan was sweeping the floor with a broom, while Yang Yunyi mopped the floor with a mop.
Kong Laosan stopped suddenly, looked at Yang Yunyi and said, "Brother Yi, am I not suitable for cross talk?"
Yang Yunyi was silent and did not answer immediately.
He clearly knew that maybe just a word from someone else could affect Kong Laosan's life, not to mention that this person was himself.
About two or three minutes later, Yang Yunyi replied: "I used to serve the dishes, and you said that I can talk about cross talk even if I serve the dishes. What can you do?"
Yang Yun seemed to have thought of something and added something.
"Learning cross talk is, after all, a means of earning a living. It doesn't mean that we have to rely on cross talk to earn a lot of money and how famous we must be. You just need to remember that you have never been in this industry for others, but for yourself. That's enough."
Kong Desui nodded, he knew that Yang Yunyi's bowl of chicken soup was very strong, but what he said was indeed reasonable.
After cleaning honestly, Yang Yunyi left.
Today his thoughts are indeed chaotic, but looking at the round moon has calmed down a lot.
There was a performance the next day, and Yang Yunyi fell asleep after washing up.
On the second day, Yang Yunyi had two games, and Cao Yunxin had three games.
Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue used old jokes and new shows in the morning show. Now that Yang Yunyi is on stage, they basically have to sing a little song.
This is not stipulated by anyone. To put it bluntly, Yang Yunyi's basic skills are not particularly good.
Anyway, up to now, only Cao Yunxin has fully developed Deyun Building. He has really turned all kinds of burdens over and over again, over and over again!
Even Yang Yunyi can't reach this level, but he is still catching up.
Cao Yunxin's first two games were old jokes, and the audience bought it, but Yang Yunyi's second game was going to be something new.
When the host shouted: "Let us welcome Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue to the stage with warm applause."
The audience off the field gave a warm cross talk, welcoming Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue.
After Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue took the stage, they bowed to the audience before Yang Yunyi said, "Hello everyone, I am Yang Yunyi, a cross talk actor from Deyun Tower, and this is my partner, Sun Yue, Mr. Sun!"
Sun Yue said with a satisfied smile: "Yes, yes, I am Sun Yue!"
Yang Yunyi suddenly sighed, with a meaningful expression on his face.
"Ugh!"
Sun Yue patted Yang Yunyi lightly, and asked suspiciously: "What's wrong with you?"
Yang Yunyi spread his hands, and replied with a troubled expression: "I'm exhausted, and I can't create good cross talk to give back to the audience."
Sun Yue let out a cry, and said incredulously: "Jiang Lang is exhausted?"
The audience was also dumbfounded. Is this fair to say?
Generally, when encountering such a situation, it must be hidden, but Yang Yunyi is good, directly speaking out in front of the public.
To be honest, many people thought it was a joke, but looking at the expression on Yang Yunyi's face, it seemed that it was not a joke.
Yang Yunyi nodded and hummed, indicating that he was sure of the matter.
Sun Yue asked: "Then what should we do?"
Yang Yunyi thought for a while and asked back.
"Mr. Sun, is there anyone alive in your family?"
Upon hearing this, Sun Yue replied angrily: "You deserve to be exhausted!"
Many people hear this burden in a cloud, but those who understand it find it particularly hilarious.
Because in the past, when Sun Yue was on this stage, the eighteen generations of ancestors were all talked about by Yang Yunyi.
That's right, only Sun Yue is still alive, mainly because Sun Yue is still needed as a partner.
Otherwise, Sun Yue, hehe, would have been said to be dead by Yang Yunyi on stage.
Yang Yunyi pretended to be embarrassed and said: "I'm sorry for Teacher Sun. I have made Teacher Sun an orphan. I have an inescapable responsibility!"
Sun Yue burst out with a foul language, fuck you.
Yang Yunyi continued: "For me, my talent depends on the number of people in Mr. Sun's family. Now that Mr. Sun has no one in his family, I will not be exhausted."
Sun Yue said angrily: "Your master, Mr. Guo's family is still there!"
Yang Yunyi glanced at Sun Yue: "Teacher Guo is my master, no matter how rebellious I am, I will never complain about my master's family."
Sun Yue snorted and said, "Good guy, you just make fun of me, right?"
Yang Yunyi shook his head: "Mr. Sun, it's not that I don't want to talk about my master's family, there is no reason!"
Yang Yunyi gestured for money, and Sun Yue took out 20 yuan from the trouser pocket under his coat.
Yang Yunyi said disdainfully: "It's hard for me to help you with your little money!"
The audience also shouted: "More money, more money must be added!"
Sun Yue pulled out another fifty helplessly, and said with a twitching face, "Give it!"
Yang Yunyi took the money happily, and said with a smile: "It's easy to do things with money! Then I'll tell you about my master Guo Degang!"
Sun Yue urged: "Tell me!"
The audience also pricked up their ears, wanting to know what kind of person Guo Degang is from Yang Yunyi's mouth.
Yang Yunyi said: "My master Guo Degang, as we all know, is a little black fat man! Many people think that his cross talk art is very good, but to be honest, what kind of cross talk does he know? It can be said that I just pull a person from the street, stronger than him?"
Sun Yue couldn't believe it: "Is it true that anyone can be better than him?"
Yang Yunyi said: "Since I dare to say that, I'm not afraid of him. Otherwise, I'll call a sweeper from Deyun Tower to come up and recite a passage for everyone. Let's see if we can compare with that little black fat man. How about it?"
Sun Yue asked the audience: "Audience friends, do you think it's okay?"
In fact, this is a disguised form of recommending the new actors of Deyunlou to everyone, and the audience will naturally support it.
After all, there are only a few actors in Deyunlou who have turned over and over again, and someone always needs new ones to satisfy the novelty.
The audience agreed, and Yang Yunyi also called out: "Kong Lao San, come up!"
Kong Laosan, who was holding a broom and dustpan, was stunned. Yang Yunyi yelled again, and Kong Laosan put down his things and went on stage.
Yang Yunyi solemnly introduced to the audience: "This is Kong Laosan who sweeps the floor of our Deyun Tower. He is the third eldest in the family. His real name is Kong Desui. I think he is stronger than Guo Degang!"
Kong Laosan was at a loss for a moment, but there was a sigh of relief from the audience.
Sun Yue also said: "Let me prove to everyone that Kong Laosan was indeed the one who swept the floor of Deyun Building, but I still don't believe that he is better than Teacher Guo."
With a smile on Yang Yunyi's face, he said to Kong Desui: "Kong Lao San, just say you can do it?"
Yang Yunyi is a chicken thief, what he said is whether he can do it, not that he is stronger than Guo Degang.
It's a man, how could he say he can't do it!
In the final analysis, Kong Laosan was also a man.
It's a man, he can do it!
(End of this chapter)
Under the stage, Kong Laosan was sweeping the floor with a broom, while Yang Yunyi mopped the floor with a mop.
Kong Laosan stopped suddenly, looked at Yang Yunyi and said, "Brother Yi, am I not suitable for cross talk?"
Yang Yunyi was silent and did not answer immediately.
He clearly knew that maybe just a word from someone else could affect Kong Laosan's life, not to mention that this person was himself.
About two or three minutes later, Yang Yunyi replied: "I used to serve the dishes, and you said that I can talk about cross talk even if I serve the dishes. What can you do?"
Yang Yun seemed to have thought of something and added something.
"Learning cross talk is, after all, a means of earning a living. It doesn't mean that we have to rely on cross talk to earn a lot of money and how famous we must be. You just need to remember that you have never been in this industry for others, but for yourself. That's enough."
Kong Desui nodded, he knew that Yang Yunyi's bowl of chicken soup was very strong, but what he said was indeed reasonable.
After cleaning honestly, Yang Yunyi left.
Today his thoughts are indeed chaotic, but looking at the round moon has calmed down a lot.
There was a performance the next day, and Yang Yunyi fell asleep after washing up.
On the second day, Yang Yunyi had two games, and Cao Yunxin had three games.
Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue used old jokes and new shows in the morning show. Now that Yang Yunyi is on stage, they basically have to sing a little song.
This is not stipulated by anyone. To put it bluntly, Yang Yunyi's basic skills are not particularly good.
Anyway, up to now, only Cao Yunxin has fully developed Deyun Building. He has really turned all kinds of burdens over and over again, over and over again!
Even Yang Yunyi can't reach this level, but he is still catching up.
Cao Yunxin's first two games were old jokes, and the audience bought it, but Yang Yunyi's second game was going to be something new.
When the host shouted: "Let us welcome Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue to the stage with warm applause."
The audience off the field gave a warm cross talk, welcoming Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue.
After Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue took the stage, they bowed to the audience before Yang Yunyi said, "Hello everyone, I am Yang Yunyi, a cross talk actor from Deyun Tower, and this is my partner, Sun Yue, Mr. Sun!"
Sun Yue said with a satisfied smile: "Yes, yes, I am Sun Yue!"
Yang Yunyi suddenly sighed, with a meaningful expression on his face.
"Ugh!"
Sun Yue patted Yang Yunyi lightly, and asked suspiciously: "What's wrong with you?"
Yang Yunyi spread his hands, and replied with a troubled expression: "I'm exhausted, and I can't create good cross talk to give back to the audience."
Sun Yue let out a cry, and said incredulously: "Jiang Lang is exhausted?"
The audience was also dumbfounded. Is this fair to say?
Generally, when encountering such a situation, it must be hidden, but Yang Yunyi is good, directly speaking out in front of the public.
To be honest, many people thought it was a joke, but looking at the expression on Yang Yunyi's face, it seemed that it was not a joke.
Yang Yunyi nodded and hummed, indicating that he was sure of the matter.
Sun Yue asked: "Then what should we do?"
Yang Yunyi thought for a while and asked back.
"Mr. Sun, is there anyone alive in your family?"
Upon hearing this, Sun Yue replied angrily: "You deserve to be exhausted!"
Many people hear this burden in a cloud, but those who understand it find it particularly hilarious.
Because in the past, when Sun Yue was on this stage, the eighteen generations of ancestors were all talked about by Yang Yunyi.
That's right, only Sun Yue is still alive, mainly because Sun Yue is still needed as a partner.
Otherwise, Sun Yue, hehe, would have been said to be dead by Yang Yunyi on stage.
Yang Yunyi pretended to be embarrassed and said: "I'm sorry for Teacher Sun. I have made Teacher Sun an orphan. I have an inescapable responsibility!"
Sun Yue burst out with a foul language, fuck you.
Yang Yunyi continued: "For me, my talent depends on the number of people in Mr. Sun's family. Now that Mr. Sun has no one in his family, I will not be exhausted."
Sun Yue said angrily: "Your master, Mr. Guo's family is still there!"
Yang Yunyi glanced at Sun Yue: "Teacher Guo is my master, no matter how rebellious I am, I will never complain about my master's family."
Sun Yue snorted and said, "Good guy, you just make fun of me, right?"
Yang Yunyi shook his head: "Mr. Sun, it's not that I don't want to talk about my master's family, there is no reason!"
Yang Yunyi gestured for money, and Sun Yue took out 20 yuan from the trouser pocket under his coat.
Yang Yunyi said disdainfully: "It's hard for me to help you with your little money!"
The audience also shouted: "More money, more money must be added!"
Sun Yue pulled out another fifty helplessly, and said with a twitching face, "Give it!"
Yang Yunyi took the money happily, and said with a smile: "It's easy to do things with money! Then I'll tell you about my master Guo Degang!"
Sun Yue urged: "Tell me!"
The audience also pricked up their ears, wanting to know what kind of person Guo Degang is from Yang Yunyi's mouth.
Yang Yunyi said: "My master Guo Degang, as we all know, is a little black fat man! Many people think that his cross talk art is very good, but to be honest, what kind of cross talk does he know? It can be said that I just pull a person from the street, stronger than him?"
Sun Yue couldn't believe it: "Is it true that anyone can be better than him?"
Yang Yunyi said: "Since I dare to say that, I'm not afraid of him. Otherwise, I'll call a sweeper from Deyun Tower to come up and recite a passage for everyone. Let's see if we can compare with that little black fat man. How about it?"
Sun Yue asked the audience: "Audience friends, do you think it's okay?"
In fact, this is a disguised form of recommending the new actors of Deyunlou to everyone, and the audience will naturally support it.
After all, there are only a few actors in Deyunlou who have turned over and over again, and someone always needs new ones to satisfy the novelty.
The audience agreed, and Yang Yunyi also called out: "Kong Lao San, come up!"
Kong Laosan, who was holding a broom and dustpan, was stunned. Yang Yunyi yelled again, and Kong Laosan put down his things and went on stage.
Yang Yunyi solemnly introduced to the audience: "This is Kong Laosan who sweeps the floor of our Deyun Tower. He is the third eldest in the family. His real name is Kong Desui. I think he is stronger than Guo Degang!"
Kong Laosan was at a loss for a moment, but there was a sigh of relief from the audience.
Sun Yue also said: "Let me prove to everyone that Kong Laosan was indeed the one who swept the floor of Deyun Building, but I still don't believe that he is better than Teacher Guo."
With a smile on Yang Yunyi's face, he said to Kong Desui: "Kong Lao San, just say you can do it?"
Yang Yunyi is a chicken thief, what he said is whether he can do it, not that he is stronger than Guo Degang.
It's a man, how could he say he can't do it!
In the final analysis, Kong Laosan was also a man.
It's a man, he can do it!
(End of this chapter)
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