I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 439 My back is a little itchy

Sun Yue nodded: "Okay, what are you talking about!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Since there is a competition, then I win!"

Sun Yue was taken aback: "No, why did you win? You won before you were even better. How shameless are you?"

The audience laughed loudly, yes, are you still shameless?
By surprise, right?

You are the judge, right? You somehow won.

Yang Yunyi snorted and said, "Didn't I say what to compare?"

Sun Yue responded angrily: "Did you say it, you asked the audience, did you say it, audience friends!"

The audience shouted, "Yes, I didn't say anything!"

Yang Yunyi looked puzzled: "I said it, I said we competed in the first item, and then I won!"

Sun Yue rubbed the back of his head, somewhat puzzled.

"You didn't say it, you really didn't say it. Besides, how did you win?"

In this regard, Sun Yue also showed a handsome smile.

Seeing this, Yang Yunyi clicked his tongue twice.

"Ms. Sun, we can be shameless, but we can't be shameless. You can control the value of your appearance to death, but if you compare your appearance with me, you are not humiliating yourself!"

Sun Yue let out a hey: "What is self-defeating! This is a comparison of appearance, you asked me to compare with you! This one doesn't count, change it!"

Yang Yunyi said: "That compares to your status in the entertainment industry! I am now a first-line star in the entertainment industry, how dare you ask how high you are in the entertainment industry?"

Sun Yue clenched his fists and shouted viciously, "I'm wool!"

Yang Yunyi was about to speak when he was interrupted by Sun Yue.

"No, can you stop using such vain things for comparison, come up with something that everyone can agree with!"

Yang Yunyi understood: "I understand, you are not convinced, are you! Then, you say one, let's compare!"

Sun Yue said: "Then, let's compare academic qualifications!"

Yang Yunyi was surprised and said: "Oh my god, comparing your education background, Mr. Sun, you are not vain! You actually competed with me on education background, you won, that's fine!"

The audience laughed again, why is it vanity for others, but it is no longer vanity for you, playing double standards, right?

Sun Yue heard Yang Yunyi say that he had won, and said: "Then, let's continue to compare, let's compare weight!"

The audience couldn't bear it anymore. Compared with Sun Yue's weight, the people in Deyunlou have to add up!

Good guy, you can say all these words. It is true that both of you are shameless and do not distinguish between each other.

Yang Yunyi glanced at Sun Yue: "No, Teacher Sun, you are one of the best in the world in terms of weight, but you can become a brother of Deyun in terms of weight. If you want to become a Deyun, you have to compare your ability!"

Sun Yue said: "Then you can't trouble me. I can learn to sing and sing. Don't think I'm a fan. If I stand in the position of funny, you are not as good as me!"

Yang Yunyi let out a yo, and the audience also looked surprised, Sun Yue is so inflated now!

Yang Yunyi said: "You are joking, I am not as good as you?"

Sun Yue nodded: "If I'm funny, I'm better than you!"

Yang Yunyi was unconvinced: "You have said so, then let's switch places, what do you think?"

The audience knew that these two people were going to do a lot of work, the main character and the supporting role were the stalks, right?
Sun Yue replied: "Okay, I'll be funny, I'm sure better than you!"

Yang Yunyi said yes, and changed places with Sun Yue.

After changing positions, Yang Yunyi said: "Then let's start!"

Sun Yue said to the audience with a smile: "Hello everyone, I am a cross talk actor from Deyunlou, an insignificant primary school student in the cross talk world, my name is Sun Yue!"

Yang Yunyi: "Hehe!"

Sun Yue glanced at Yang Yunyi: "The one standing next to me is my partner, and his name is Yang Yunyi!"

Yang Yunyi excitedly said, "That's really great!"

Sun Yue glanced at Yang Yunyi again: "Today, the two brothers are going to tell you a cross talk. And it's mainly me, I'm going to give you a cross talk!"

Yang Yunyi: "Bah!"

Seeing Yang Yunyi playing tricks on stage, the audience couldn't stop laughing.

And Sun Yue asked Yang Yunyi with his hips crossed: "No, are you sick or have a problem with your voice, you're flattering now, can you do it well, am I usually like this?"

Yang Yunyi nodded and said: "Ah, you are usually more ruthless, and you even want to hit me all the time!"

Sun Yue was unwilling, and slammed the table with his hands: "Can you still act, if you can't act, then pull it down!"

Yang Yunyi said: "I can act, I can continue to act, it's all for the audience!"

Sun Yue continued: "Then I'll give you a gist today, reckless!"

Yang Yunyi groaned: "Mr. Sun, you still know this passage!"

Sun Yue ignored Yang Yunyi at all, and said, "I was thinking that there was a reckless man in the Three Kingdoms of the Later Han Dynasty. Since Taoyuan became righteous, the uncle's surname is Liu, his name is Bei, his surname is Xuande, and he lives in Dashulou Sang. The second brother's surname is Guan, his name is Yu, his surname is Yunchang, and he lives in Shanxi. Xieliang County, Puzhou. The third younger brother, surnamed Zhang, named Fei, styled Yide, lived in Fanyang County, Zhuozhou. The next younger brother, surnamed Zhao, named Yun, styled Zilong, lived in Changshan County, Zhending Prefecture.

Upon hearing this, Yang Yunyi interrupted: "Wait a minute, you want to wait a little longer!"

Sun Yue originally planned to continue reading, but seeing Yang Yunyi asking him to wait a while, he asked, "What's wrong?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Why do they get married in Taoyuan, not in Liyuan, Juyuan, Nanyuan, and Grandma Liu in Grand View Garden!"

Sun Yue shouted: "Fuck you, what kind of garden do you lock them into to become righteous? It has something to do with you!"

Yang Yunyi said helplessly: "Then you continue!"

Sun Yue continued: "It's all because of a fierce battle in front of Changbanpo. Zhao Yun broke into Cao's camp alone, knocked down two poles and captured three lances. The horse fell into the pit, and his life was worthless. On the top of Cao Mengde’s mountain, he saw a young general wearing white, a white helmet, white armor, a white flag, and a white dragon horse with a silver spear in his hand. He is indeed a brave general. I thought, if I subdue this general, why not worry about failure!”

"I have the intention of loving generals in my heart, and Xu Shu secretly protects Zhao Yun. Xu Shu entered Cao Ying without saying a word. Today, seeing General Zhao's horse fell into the pit, he was worthless, and he said: "Prime Minister, is there a general who loves him?" meaning? "Cao Cao said:" Exactly. Xu Shu said, "Why don't you take this general in?" "Cao Cao hurriedly sent an order: "Let the mountain be shaken, and the three armies can hear it clearly. I want to live Zhao Yun, not Zilong. "

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he interrupted again.

"Wait a minute, you wait a moment!"

Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi and said, "No, what's wrong with you?"

Yang Yunyi explained: Teacher Sun, my back is a little itchy, scratch it for me! "

The audience burst into laughter, and the whole audience burst into laughter.

Your back is a little itchy, why don't you talk about your butt, you are outrageous, right?
Luan Yunping and Gao Feng in the background looked at each other, and Luan Yunping said: "With Yang Yunyi in Deyun Building, with such ability, even my master is almost there!"

How can Gao Feng answer these words! (end of this chapter)

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