I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 67 Centennial Crosstalk (ask for a monthly ticket)

Guo Degang will naturally agree, this is a very good opportunity.

And he would not give this opportunity to others, instead of his apprentice.

He planned to take Yu Qian by himself and go to Mango TV to perform cross talk.

Only when he goes by himself can he rest assured.

Yang Yunyi also didn't expect that Mango TV and the invitation to talk about cross talk were mainly because in 05 in his previous life, he was still serving dishes at the welcome restaurant, and he didn't pay attention to any New Year's Eve party.

It was many years later that he only occasionally watched this New Year's Eve party.

But there are still three months left, don't worry about it.

On the first day of National Day, Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue appeared as the first cross talk actors.

Today is another full venue with no empty seats.

Yang Yunyi also brought his own brand new cross talk, which means that he suddenly feels that he is getting older.

Although Yang Yunyi is only 19 years old, he still has to look forward to the future!

Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue were called to the stage by the host, and first bowed to the audience.

This is my own food and clothing parents, no matter how big you are in the cross talk world in the future, or you are already very famous, you have to bow when you come to the stage to talk about cross talk to the audience.

After Yang Yunyi bowed, he said to the audience: "Everyone in the audience, welcome to come and see me talking about cross talk with Mr. Sun! My name is Yang Yunyi, an insignificant primary school student in the cross talk world. The one standing next to me is called Sun Yue. The inheritor of Shimen Crosstalk."

Sun Yue smiled, nodded, and said, "Yes, yes! But it's insignificant!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Mr. Sun, how old are you this year?"

When Sun Yue saw Yang Yunyi asking about his age, he didn't hide it either.

"I'm 26 this year."

When Yang Yunyi heard it, he suddenly let out a yo.

With such a sudden yo, the audience's emotions rose.

Sun Yue also asked, "What's wrong?"

After Yang Yunyi sighed, he replied: "Then next year you will be thirty, the year after that will be forty, and the year after that will be fifty. If you count it like this, Mr. Sun, you don't have many years to live. gone."

The audience burst out laughing. According to this calculation, no one in the audience can live for a few years.

even a child
Well, there are small children, and children don't drink and eat standing up.

Anyway, it's Yang Yunyi's algorithm, life is like a flick of a finger!

Sun Yue hurriedly stopped Yang Yunyi and said: "You are too outrageous. I will only be 27 next year, so I will be [-]. If you calculate this way, you will send me away within a few years. Who taught you mathematics? !"

Yang Yunyi replied proudly: "Physical education teacher!"

The audience was amused again, the physical education teacher taught math, one two one right!

In fact, don't underestimate the physical education teachers, they can also know one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, how can they only know one, two, and one!
Sun Yue snorted and said, "It's almost done, I'll be 27 next year, not [-]!"

Yang Yunyi asked again in disbelief: "No thirty?"

Sun Yue nodded and said, "No thirty!"

After Yang Yunyi breathed a sigh of relief, he said, "Then I can rest assured!"

Sun Yue was puzzled, he hesitated for a moment before asking.

"Why did you suddenly think of asking my age?"

Yang Yunyi hesitated for a moment, but still patted Sun Yue on the shoulder, and put his other hand on his waist!
"Mr. Sun, I've been thinking recently, if I live to be 100 years old and still come on stage to talk about cross talk, what kind of scene will it be at that time?"

Sun Yue said wickedly: "One hundred years old, you are one hundred years old, is it possible that you will not live that long?"

The audience also applauded wildly, as if to say that it is true that they will not live to be a hundred years old.

Yang Yunyi smiled and said to the audience: "Don't applaud. If I came to the stage to talk about cross talk at the age of [-], can you imagine such a scene? I walked onto the stage tremblingly, facing the audience Say, hello everyone, I am an insignificant primary school student in the cross talk world!"

Sun Yue sneered: "One hundred years old, still a primary school student!"

Yang Yunyi ignored Sun Yue, and continued: "My name is Yang Yunyi. I'm [-] years old this year. I'm very happy to talk about cross talk with you."

"Hey, I'm very happy!" Sun Yue also agreed with these words.

Yang Yunyi said: "The one next to me is my partner, Teacher Sun Yuesun!"

Sun Yue looked surprised: "Good guy, I'm here too."

Yang Yunyi patted the table and said, "Teacher Sun has passed away for many years, but I brought his urn, and he is in this box!"

The audience was once again laughed so hard that they didn't know the north, south, east, west, and north, and even if they died, they brought someone else's urn. What a loss!
Sun Yue interrupted Yang Yunyi again, and said, "Hey, isn't that a little too much. I'm already in the box, so you bring it back to me."

Yang Yunyi was unhappy, and made a serious face.

"Ms. Sun, I'm not happy when you say that. We are partners, and I will take you by my side at any time, which shows that our relationship is deep!"

The audience was overjoyed again, and they took the urn with them when they were deeply emotional. Why don’t you polish the bones into a necklace and wear it directly on your body, or make it into a wine glass, so that when you drink, you can still think of the lush years you experienced in those years.

When Sun Yue heard this, he was also unhappy.

"Like words, like words, no matter how deep our relationship is, you can't keep my urn with you and bring it to the audience for cross talk. If this scares the audience, is it you or me?"

Yang Yunyi understood that Sun Yue was afraid of dying and frightening others to pay for it.

"Then Teacher Sun, what should I do?"

Sun Yue gave the answer without thinking.

"Buried!"

Yang Yunyi understood, and said: "Friends in the audience, I am Yang Yunyi, a primary school student in the cross talk world. I am 100 years old. The box next to me is my partner Sun Yuesun. I have buried our decades of friendship. "

As soon as these words came out, the laughter seemed to overturn the roof.

Yang Yunyi's cross talk was almost a hit. The audience said that even if they practiced well, they laughed a lot, but they couldn't help but burst out laughing when they heard such a burden.

That's right, it's a broken bag.

What does it mean to bury decades of friendship, if you bring someone's urn to talk about cross talk, they know it, and they have long since lost friendship with you.

Don't say that Quanxia has knowledge, even if Quanxia is ignorant, Sun Yue's family will have to fight for you!
Sun Yue was already on the verge of erupting, and started yelling at Yang Yunyi angrily.

"I asked you to bury my ashes, but I didn't say I asked you to bury our friendship. Are you plausible?"

Yang Yunyi comforted: "Mr. Sun, don't be angry! The box I'm talking about is a square red sandalwood box with your photo on it."

Sun Yue was stunned, and so were the audience.

Sun Yue quickly reacted, and angrily said: "You have been talking for a long time, the square red sandalwood box has my photo on it, isn't it still an urn! I think you are here, you can't make it through, right!"

The audience reacted to what Sun Yue said.

Good guy, after going around like this, I still said the urn.

What can the audience do, they can only respect by laughing!
　The cross talks I wrote are basically adapted from short passages from Deyun Club. They are a bit broken, but I didn’t copy them. Otherwise, you have all watched them on TV and you will find them boring.

　　
　
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