I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 79 Waiting Just Waiting
On the stage, Yang Yunyi made the movement of pressing the machine, and it was puffing.

Then he suddenly said: "Everyone, please close your eyes when it gets dark!"

Sun Yue said helplessly: "Why, is it going to blow up or something."

Yang Yunyi retorted: "If it explodes, then everyone should run away, why close your eyes! Teacher Sun, I found that you are good at everything, but you have a bad temper."

The audience laughed loudly, what do you mean, but you have a bad temper?

If you have a bad temper, then everything is bad.

Sun Yue snorted and said, "Yes, I let you tell the whole story."

Yang Yunyi continued to make messy voices, and Sun Yue spoke again.

"Your voice is a little excited!"

Yang Yunyi smiled and said: "That's natural. I can print tickets for the Forbidden City in the future. I will make the tickets for the Forbidden City. Everyone will come and buy my tickets."

Sun Yue was unconvinced: "Why don't people buy tickets to the Forbidden City, but come to buy you, a fake one?"

Yang Yunyi replied unceremoniously: "Because I am cheap, my ticket is two yuan cheaper than the Forbidden City!"

Sun Yue also barged up, and he said: "How fresh, you make counterfeit tickets, which are cheaper than those in the Forbidden City. If you are caught by the police, you will feel better."

Yang Yunyi said stiffly, "The police can't catch me!"

In the auditorium, an audience member threw a stalk.

"You have something to do with the police, don't you?"

Sun Yue said: "Is what the audience said true?"

Yang Yunyi immediately retorted: "I sell it at the gate of the police station. This is called black under the lights. How do you think they will arrest me?"

For this answer, all the audience clapped Yang Yunyi's hands with full marks, a direct and perfect answer.

Sun Yue took a deep breath, and said wonderingly: "No, I don't understand, why do you want to have trouble with people from the Forbidden City?"

Yang Yunyi raised his head and responded very seriously: "Who told them not to allow me to drive into the Forbidden City!"

Sun Yue pushed Yang Yunyi: "Fuck you!"

At the end of the cross talk, the applause and laughter of the audience echoed each other.

This cross talk is actually not a particularly hilarious cross talk, but now Yang Yunyi has brought this cross talk back to life.

At the beginning, Yang Yunyi said that he was going to the Forbidden City, but he was stopped by someone.

Everything that was said next, and the burden handed out, revolved around their not allowing Yang Yunyi to go to the Forbidden City.

So Yang Yunyi's cross talk has indeed reached a very high level.

He doesn't have a master, but he is no longer a primary school student in the cross talk world.

If he still calls himself a primary school student in the future, it is not because his level of cross talk is not enough, but because Yang Yunyi is modest.

The two turned backstage, and Sun Yue wiped the sweat off his forehead with a handkerchief.

Yu Qian asked with a smile: "Why, are you still nervous?"

Even though there were so many people in the backstage, Sun Yue didn't make up a reason, and replied truthfully: "You are also nervous when you go up, who is this guy! He changed his words when he said a paragraph, and he changed his words when he said a paragraph. If I hadn't practiced since I was a child This childish skill really fell into his hands."

Yu Qian laughed out loud, because he knew that although Sun Yue seemed to be blaming Yang Yunyi, it was really cool to say it on stage!

When it comes to cross talk, it’s going to be a surprise.

Before long, it will be Gao Feng and Luan Bo's turn to perform.

Yang Yunyi suddenly asked the comedian in the background: "Where is Luan Bo, where has Luan Bo gone?"

Gao Feng replied: "He said he went to the toilet! Why, he hasn't come back yet!"

Just now after Luan Bo finished speaking to Gao Feng, Gao Feng was listening to Yang Yunyi's cross talk with all his attention. Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue's performance on the stage made Gao Feng's mouth never close.

It's true that these two are funny together.

Even if Yang Yunyi doesn't look funny, his speaking ability has proved that he doesn't need to look funny to be able to speak funny.

When the host called for the next group of actors to come on stage, Luan Bo appeared, but he was clutching his stomach, his face was very pale, he seemed to be sick, it was really inappropriate to go on stage in such a state.

To be precise, I'm sorry for himself, but also for the audience.

But there's no way, Luan Bo can't go, someone has to step up to him!

It's just that they haven't confronted Gao Feng in this book, basically no one in Yang Yunyi's generation can do it, even Sun Yue and Yuqian may not be able to do it.

What is a partner, only a tacit understanding is called a partner.

Guo Degang and Yu Qian have a tacit understanding, but they also need to match words, it is impossible to open their mouths when they are on stage, such a skill is called single-mouthed.

But what they want to talk about now is cross talk, only Gao Feng is not good at it!

With guilt on his face, Luan Bo said, "I'm sorry, it must be because I ate the fried dough sticks overnight in the morning, which caused me to feel unwell now."

Now that the matter has come to this point, there is no one to blame Luan Bo.

Yang Yunyi said: "If it doesn't work, I'll go, I was the one to go."

Yu Qian stood up and shook his head and said, "You can be funny, but you can't be flattering. If you want to talk about it, it's best for me to go. Anyway, today I will put my old face on the line."

When hearing this, everyone was a little moved.

Teacher Yu Qian is really shameless, not that he is shameless, but for the sake of Deyunlou, he is able to get rid of this old face, he is simply a role model among cross talk actors!

Such a person is not worthy of admiration, is it not worth kowtowing three times for him, and sending him off all the way?
Just when Yu Qian was about to go to the stage, a voice came from behind the crowd.

"I'll come!"

Besides Guo Degang, who else could have this familiar voice!

With Guo Degang in the Deyun Building, it means that Donghai has Dinghai Shenzhen, a lonely man has a widow, a lock has a key, and an ATM machine has a bank card!

All in all, all in all, Guo Degang is the Dinghaishenzhen of Deyun Tower!

When everyone looked happy and looked back at Guo Degang, Guo Degang didn't have a good look on his face.

"One by one, talking about a cross talk, it's like rushing to the execution ground. I don't know what you are panicking about! Even if the sky falls, there is someone taller to hold it up!"

Yang Yunyi answered the sentence subconsciously and unconsciously.

"Master, anyway, when the sky is falling, it's not your turn to stand on top of you!"

Everyone just felt chilly all over, you dare to say that, this is not on stage.

Fortunately, the host had already summoned Gao Feng and his partner. Guo De didn't bother Yang Yunyi just now, otherwise Yang Yunyi would be over the top in a few days.

At the moment when he was about to take the stage, Guo Degang turned his head and said to Yang Yunyi viciously: "Yang Yi, wait for me after I finish talking about this cross talk!"

Yep, it was excerpted again.

Yang Yunyi was not afraid at all, and replied with a smile: "Just wait and wait!"

Guo Degang didn't hold back, he just laughed.

Then he followed Gao Feng to the performance stage.

　Asking for a monthly ticket, asking for a recommendation ticket, asking for a reward, thank you all the spectators who gave the reward!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)