I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun
Chapter 85
Chapter 85
Yang Yunyi said with a chuckle: "Culture, I have no culture!"
As soon as this sentence came out, there was another round of laughter.
Without culture, why are you so proud?
This arrogant expression, this indomitable look, also tell of Yang Yunyi's lack of cultural pride.
Guo Degang couldn't bear to watch it any longer, and let out a stern oops.
"Why do I have a shameless apprentice like you!"
Yang Yunyi was not happy anymore, and said with a straight face: "Master, I don't like to hear what you say. What do you mean I have no face or skin?"
Guo Degang asked back: "Why, where did the master say something wrong?"
Yang Yunyi made an aggrieved expression: "The baby is not happy, the baby has emotions!"
As soon as this remark came out, the audience in the audience burst into laughter.
Guo Degang also said: "Don't disgust me, I'm about to vomit!"
Yang Yunyi said with emotion: "Then Master, you said that you can inherit Deyun Building only if you have culture. Do you have culture?"
Before Guo Degang could open his mouth, Yang Yunyi continued: "Everyone, my master Guo Degang, I believe everyone here is from his hometown, and they already know what education he has!"
Guo Degang said: "What degree do I have?"
"Xiao Ben!" Yang Yunyi blurted out without hesitation.
The audience in Tianjin didn't know the stalk Yang Yunyi was talking about, because Yang Yunyi had used it once since he took the stage.
Guo Degang didn't expect that Yang Yunyi would throw away this burden again.
He said, "Yes, what is Xiaoben?"
Yang Yunyi seemed to be pointing the country and berating Fang Qiu.
"Elementary school undergraduate!"
The audience let out an ah, and burst out laughing again.
Elementary school undergraduate, elementary school and undergraduate?
Long experience, really long experience.
Guo Degang said helplessly: "There is no elementary school degree!"
Yang Yunyi didn't pay attention to Guo Degang's praise at all, and continued: "My master's partner is Teacher Yu, Xiaoben!"
Guo Degang nodded and said: "I admit it, Mr. Yu's education is a kindergarten undergraduate degree!"
Yang Yunyi pointed in the direction of the backstage again, and said, "Teacher Gao Feng who was blindly praised just now, the fetal book, in jargon, prenatal education fails!"
Before Guo Degang could speak, the audience in the audience retorted.
"Nonsense, Gao Feng graduated from the Fisheries College of Tianjin Agricultural University."
The words of the audience in the audience were a bit of a slap in the face, and they even said they were ruining Yang Yunyi's subsequent performance.
If Yang Yunyi's answer is not good, it will be hard to say what happened next.
Guo Degang also seemed to intend to make it more difficult for Yang Yunyi, so he said, "Yes, Gao Feng graduated from the Fisheries College of Tianjin Agricultural College."
Yang Yunyi stretched his neck, looked at the big brother who had just spoken in the audience, and said, "The Fisheries College of Tianjin Agricultural University, I know that, the one who raises crabs, right! You must be an alumnus of Mr. Gao Feng, come to stand for him, right? "
As soon as these words came out, there were thunderous cheers.
Although the hang was smashed, Yang Yunyi answered it really well.
Not only did he not lose his temper, but he also casually threw out two more burdens, which made the elder brother who spoke just now laugh so hard that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear.
Gao Feng in the background was also dumbfounded, how could he become a crab breeder.
Guo Degang also said: "He graduated from the Fisheries College of Tianjin Agricultural University, you have to find out."
Yang Yunyi pretended to be stupid and said in a daze: "I know, I know about aquatic products, isn't aquatic products just responsible for raising crabs!"
The people in the audience were already laughing until their backs hurt. How come aquatic products only raise crabs, so they can’t raise fish or shrimp?
Guo Degang said: "Well, you are such a stick, you have no culture at all."
Yang Yunyi sighed deeply: "Master, to be honest, Guo Qilin is your own son, that's right, he just calls you Dad, if you don't mind, I can also call you Dad, so I will refuse Without the blood relationship, can you inherit Deyun Tower?"
Guo Degang groaned, and said: "My dear son, Guo Qilin calling my father has nothing to do with inheriting Deyun Building. I have already said that inheriting Deyun Building requires culture. Look at what you just said If it's four or six, how are you going to inherit Deyun Building?"
Yang Yunyi was silent, and then the expression on his face became complicated.
"Master, actually I didn't tell you that besides talking about cross talk, I also have a craft!"
Guo De just didn't think about it, and said: "Your craftsmanship, you can't be the one who is alone in the toilet!"
As soon as these words were uttered, the girls in the audience immediately understood, not because they wanted to understand, but because of the Internet age, they understood without any other means.
The men are happy to come out, they don't need to understand, many of them have experienced it.
Even the older generation had kind smiles on their faces.
Because, everyone is young.
Yang Yunyi covered his face and said, "Master, the craft I'm talking about has something to do with culture."
Guo Degang was puzzled: "Apprentice, it's been two years since I came to Deyun Tower, why have I never heard of it as a master. Tell me, what is your craft related to the culture of the island country?"
In Yang Yunyi's heart, he admired his master so much that he went back to the previous sentence and used it directly to make fun of himself. The key is that Yang Yunyi felt that he was about to be overwhelmed.
But cross talk still has to continue, and Yang Yunyi has to let go.
"Master, what I'm talking about is mental arithmetic that has something to do with culture. My mental arithmetic is very fast. It's not the one that you and Teacher Yu often participate in!"
Guo Degang also laughed in his heart, good boy, smash yourself and Yu Qian, right?
Everyone in the backstage was already looking at Yu Qian with inexplicable meaning, as if to say that the two of you often watch in private as a team.
Yu Qian also said with a flushed face: "It's not that De Gang wants to watch and learn techniques!"
But when he said this, Yu Qian looked at Wang Hui.
In an instant, everyone became restless and shut up quickly.
Wang Hui is the financial steward, and no one can mess with her.
Wang Hui also spat directly, she did watch it with Guo Degang when they were two, but Lao Guo actually watched it with Lao Yu, it's a bit dirty.
On the stage, Guo Degang said: "Since you said that you can calculate quickly in your head, then the master will test you!"
Yang Yunyi said unceremoniously: "Then come!"
After Guo Degang let out a sigh, he said, "What is 618 times 457?"
Yang Yunyi swung his fingers and gave the answer in an instant.
"43526!"
The audience in the audience was in an uproar, it was so fast!
For this reason, they also tried their best to applaud Yang Yunyi.
This is indeed worthy of applause, this is mental arithmetic!
Guo Degang was also surprised and said: "Good boy, it's so fast, then let's do one more, this time a little bigger!"
Yang Yunyi said domineeringly: "Do my part, please ask master to come up with a question!"
There is one more chapter, please order first, ask for a monthly pass!
(End of this chapter)
Yang Yunyi said with a chuckle: "Culture, I have no culture!"
As soon as this sentence came out, there was another round of laughter.
Without culture, why are you so proud?
This arrogant expression, this indomitable look, also tell of Yang Yunyi's lack of cultural pride.
Guo Degang couldn't bear to watch it any longer, and let out a stern oops.
"Why do I have a shameless apprentice like you!"
Yang Yunyi was not happy anymore, and said with a straight face: "Master, I don't like to hear what you say. What do you mean I have no face or skin?"
Guo Degang asked back: "Why, where did the master say something wrong?"
Yang Yunyi made an aggrieved expression: "The baby is not happy, the baby has emotions!"
As soon as this remark came out, the audience in the audience burst into laughter.
Guo Degang also said: "Don't disgust me, I'm about to vomit!"
Yang Yunyi said with emotion: "Then Master, you said that you can inherit Deyun Building only if you have culture. Do you have culture?"
Before Guo Degang could open his mouth, Yang Yunyi continued: "Everyone, my master Guo Degang, I believe everyone here is from his hometown, and they already know what education he has!"
Guo Degang said: "What degree do I have?"
"Xiao Ben!" Yang Yunyi blurted out without hesitation.
The audience in Tianjin didn't know the stalk Yang Yunyi was talking about, because Yang Yunyi had used it once since he took the stage.
Guo Degang didn't expect that Yang Yunyi would throw away this burden again.
He said, "Yes, what is Xiaoben?"
Yang Yunyi seemed to be pointing the country and berating Fang Qiu.
"Elementary school undergraduate!"
The audience let out an ah, and burst out laughing again.
Elementary school undergraduate, elementary school and undergraduate?
Long experience, really long experience.
Guo Degang said helplessly: "There is no elementary school degree!"
Yang Yunyi didn't pay attention to Guo Degang's praise at all, and continued: "My master's partner is Teacher Yu, Xiaoben!"
Guo Degang nodded and said: "I admit it, Mr. Yu's education is a kindergarten undergraduate degree!"
Yang Yunyi pointed in the direction of the backstage again, and said, "Teacher Gao Feng who was blindly praised just now, the fetal book, in jargon, prenatal education fails!"
Before Guo Degang could speak, the audience in the audience retorted.
"Nonsense, Gao Feng graduated from the Fisheries College of Tianjin Agricultural University."
The words of the audience in the audience were a bit of a slap in the face, and they even said they were ruining Yang Yunyi's subsequent performance.
If Yang Yunyi's answer is not good, it will be hard to say what happened next.
Guo Degang also seemed to intend to make it more difficult for Yang Yunyi, so he said, "Yes, Gao Feng graduated from the Fisheries College of Tianjin Agricultural College."
Yang Yunyi stretched his neck, looked at the big brother who had just spoken in the audience, and said, "The Fisheries College of Tianjin Agricultural University, I know that, the one who raises crabs, right! You must be an alumnus of Mr. Gao Feng, come to stand for him, right? "
As soon as these words came out, there were thunderous cheers.
Although the hang was smashed, Yang Yunyi answered it really well.
Not only did he not lose his temper, but he also casually threw out two more burdens, which made the elder brother who spoke just now laugh so hard that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear.
Gao Feng in the background was also dumbfounded, how could he become a crab breeder.
Guo Degang also said: "He graduated from the Fisheries College of Tianjin Agricultural University, you have to find out."
Yang Yunyi pretended to be stupid and said in a daze: "I know, I know about aquatic products, isn't aquatic products just responsible for raising crabs!"
The people in the audience were already laughing until their backs hurt. How come aquatic products only raise crabs, so they can’t raise fish or shrimp?
Guo Degang said: "Well, you are such a stick, you have no culture at all."
Yang Yunyi sighed deeply: "Master, to be honest, Guo Qilin is your own son, that's right, he just calls you Dad, if you don't mind, I can also call you Dad, so I will refuse Without the blood relationship, can you inherit Deyun Tower?"
Guo Degang groaned, and said: "My dear son, Guo Qilin calling my father has nothing to do with inheriting Deyun Building. I have already said that inheriting Deyun Building requires culture. Look at what you just said If it's four or six, how are you going to inherit Deyun Building?"
Yang Yunyi was silent, and then the expression on his face became complicated.
"Master, actually I didn't tell you that besides talking about cross talk, I also have a craft!"
Guo De just didn't think about it, and said: "Your craftsmanship, you can't be the one who is alone in the toilet!"
As soon as these words were uttered, the girls in the audience immediately understood, not because they wanted to understand, but because of the Internet age, they understood without any other means.
The men are happy to come out, they don't need to understand, many of them have experienced it.
Even the older generation had kind smiles on their faces.
Because, everyone is young.
Yang Yunyi covered his face and said, "Master, the craft I'm talking about has something to do with culture."
Guo Degang was puzzled: "Apprentice, it's been two years since I came to Deyun Tower, why have I never heard of it as a master. Tell me, what is your craft related to the culture of the island country?"
In Yang Yunyi's heart, he admired his master so much that he went back to the previous sentence and used it directly to make fun of himself. The key is that Yang Yunyi felt that he was about to be overwhelmed.
But cross talk still has to continue, and Yang Yunyi has to let go.
"Master, what I'm talking about is mental arithmetic that has something to do with culture. My mental arithmetic is very fast. It's not the one that you and Teacher Yu often participate in!"
Guo Degang also laughed in his heart, good boy, smash yourself and Yu Qian, right?
Everyone in the backstage was already looking at Yu Qian with inexplicable meaning, as if to say that the two of you often watch in private as a team.
Yu Qian also said with a flushed face: "It's not that De Gang wants to watch and learn techniques!"
But when he said this, Yu Qian looked at Wang Hui.
In an instant, everyone became restless and shut up quickly.
Wang Hui is the financial steward, and no one can mess with her.
Wang Hui also spat directly, she did watch it with Guo Degang when they were two, but Lao Guo actually watched it with Lao Yu, it's a bit dirty.
On the stage, Guo Degang said: "Since you said that you can calculate quickly in your head, then the master will test you!"
Yang Yunyi said unceremoniously: "Then come!"
After Guo Degang let out a sigh, he said, "What is 618 times 457?"
Yang Yunyi swung his fingers and gave the answer in an instant.
"43526!"
The audience in the audience was in an uproar, it was so fast!
For this reason, they also tried their best to applaud Yang Yunyi.
This is indeed worthy of applause, this is mental arithmetic!
Guo Degang was also surprised and said: "Good boy, it's so fast, then let's do one more, this time a little bigger!"
Yang Yunyi said domineeringly: "Do my part, please ask master to come up with a question!"
There is one more chapter, please order first, ask for a monthly pass!
(End of this chapter)
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