My surname is Stark, who changed my job to become a female big gun?

Chapter 503 The ultimate bad mouth, pure enjoyment!

Two hours later, Xandar—

"The way you said is to bring a lot of fine wine from Asgard and use it to bribe these inspectors?"

Leni looked at the Xandarian security chief who was smiling more friendly than Coulson not far away with a strange look on her face, and subconsciously complained:

"Is this a solution?"

When Sol heard this, he chuckled and said softly to Zai Leni and the other two:

"Of course, as long as it works, won't it be enough? What's more, didn't we bring a lot of beer from your earth? We said we wanted to promote trade between Asgard and Xandar. These are just gifts. There's no guarantee they won't be fooled. .”

Glancing at the head of the security guard who swallowed secretly, Saul estimated that this guy was probably an alcoholic.

"Besides, how do they know whether we are here for real or not? There is no harm to them. Besides, to take a step back, this is also a good thing for Asgard. At worst, we will really establish a relationship with them. Just trade."

"Okay, you, Three Days of Farewell makes me impressed!"

After understanding what Sol meant, Leni was a little surprised by Tiehanhan's sudden enlightenment.

"I didn't expect that the guy who used to be obsessed with fighting and hammering would now learn to play dirty tricks."

"Hey, I read it in the book..."

Smiling and scratching his head, Sol thought it was Leni who was praising him.

After declining the offer of an escort by the head of the security guard, Thor generously slipped a small bottle of Asgardian wine into the man's arms.

"Also, please do me a favor. In addition to discussing cooperation this time, we also want to find someone. We want to ask for his help, so..."

The head of the security guard's eyes suddenly lit up when he saw this, he secretly put down the bottle of wine, glanced around, and coughed lightly.

"Ah, don't worry, why don't you just find someone? I will definitely help!"

As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of thieves, you are afraid of being remembered. If Thor hadn't secretly plotted Chen Cang like this, the guard would have been really worried that the famous Thor, the God of Thunder, had come to Xandar for impure purposes.

But now that Thor had taken the initiative to quietly reveal his intentions to him, he was completely relieved.

At least this way, if the superiors ask me about it later, I can explain it to them.

As for the specific reaction and plan from above, it has nothing to do with him as the little security leader.

Thinking like this, the person in charge immediately patted his chest seriously and assured Sol:

"Within half an hour, I will definitely be able to find this person for you!"

"Ah, then I'm sorry to trouble you."

Seeing that this guy was so arrogant, Saul simply took out two bottles of beer prepared by Leni from under his robe and stuffed them into the man's arms.

"Midgard's beer cannot be respected without respect."

The person in charge's face smiled even more happily...

……

After seeing off the person in charge, Leni and the three of them walked out of the checkpoint with permission and followed the flow of people towards the center of the city.

As the most tolerant planet in the galaxy, the creatures on this planet are simply diverse. Leni alone saw no fewer than dozens of different races along the way.

A strong man with blue skin who looks like an Avatar, or a sissy with orange skin that looks like a lemon, or a slender beauty with deep red skin that looks like a member of the Red Skull family...

All in all, Leni and Meister had an eye-opening experience here.

"If Simmons sees these people in front of her, I'm afraid she won't be able to sleep again."

After making a joke, Mester's eyes were also full of curiosity about this planet.

"Indeed, she will probably have to study the paper all day long."

Leni nodded, took out her cell phone and took pictures of what she saw and heard along the way.

If this video was shown to those guys, their jaws would be shocked to the ground.

"There are so many people here, and they all look different. How long will it take us to find them if we keep searching like this?"

Recalling that he and others had serious business to attend to, Meister quickly stopped his sightseeing appearance.

"Is that guard reliable? He said he could find it in half an hour. Was he bragging?"

"Probably...not."

To be honest, Sol himself is actually very unsure. If you ask him to fight and swing a hammer, he is really no better than others in such a delicate job of finding people.

"It's okay, I'm here."

However, Leni was not worried about this. As soon as she landed on the Rainbow Bridge, she had already activated the active detection function of the radar system.

Maybe it would take some effort to search for other people, but if it's that guy with obvious physical features...

As she was talking, she suddenly felt that her radar system had detected a possible target, and Leni's steps suddenly stagnated. “Oh, what are you talking about?”

With a confident curve at the corner of her mouth, Leni greeted the two people who didn't know what she was talking about. She put away her mobile phone and walked straight to a square.

"...Look at that sly Mr. Smile, where is your wife, you stinky old man? What a top-notch old hooligan..."

Quickly arriving at a square with a fountain, Leni heard an extreme smell of bad breath from afar.

Looking at the guy who was carrying a weapon and holding a holographic terminal and laughing wildly, and the tall tree man lying next to the fountain drinking water, the smile on Leni's face suddenly became a little bit wider.

The two people following Leni saw Leni stop, and Thor, who also heard the wild laughter, took a closer look, and then they were surprised to find that the person speaking was actually a fully armed animal!

"It's really interesting. There are actually talking rabbits on Xandar."

Looking at the furry guy, Thor seemed very interested in it.

Hearing this, Leni did not explain. Instead, she pulled Meister, who was also very surprised, and motioned for him to watch the show with her.

"Uncultured golden retriever gorilla, who do you think is a rabbit!"

When he heard someone talking about him behind his back, and even saying that he was a rabbit, the Rockets immediately became very angry, and when he opened his mouth, he said the most foul-mouthed thing.

Thor frowned when he heard this, but he didn't get angry about it.

After all, I was indeed the first to be rude, so I took the initiative to introduce myself to him as a friendly gesture.

"I'm not a gorilla, I'm an Asgardian, you can call me Thor."

"Hmph! Asgardians, how much are Asgardians worth! If you dare to call me a rabbit, your whole family is..."

Rocket, who was about to scold again, suddenly stopped talking, and subconsciously picked up the holographic terminal in his hand and pointed it at Thor's face...

"Gan! One hundred and fifty million!"

After confirming that he had read the numbers displayed on the panel correctly, Rocket felt the hair on his body stand on end.

"Huh? What 150 million?"

Thor was a little confused and subconsciously looked at this guy's holographic terminal.

"Ah, it's okay. What was your name just now?"

Quickly putting away the terminal, Rocket smiled awkwardly, then put on a friendly expression, while secretly thinking about how to attack the fat sheep in front of him.

Unable to see clearly what was on the terminal, a trace of suspicion flashed across Sol's face, but he didn't think too much about it.

After all, this was the Xandar planet, and there were guards everywhere. No matter how much he thought about it, he would never have thought that the "rabbit" in front of him was already malicious towards his people.

"Thor, Thor Odinson."

Without revealing his identity as the son of the God King of Asgard, Thor carefully looked at this "waiting and waiting" combination.

He knew that tree man, the Flower God Colossus tribe. This race is now rare, but he did not expect that he would be lucky enough to see one on the Xandar planet today.

"I am, Groot."

Seeing Thor seeing him, Groot said hello in a deep voice.

"Hello, I didn't expect to see the Flower God Colossus tribe here. You seem to be a little different from other tree people."

"I, am, Groot."

"Oh, that's how it is……"

Instead of saying hello, Thor seemed to have just remembered that he was not alone this time, and quickly turned to introduce Leni and the others.

"Leni, let me introduce to you. This is Groot, the flower god and the elephant tribe. As you can see, their language is like this."

Without mentioning the conflict between Groot and his species, Thor briefly and comprehensively introduced both parties.

"Who is this……"

However, when introducing the Rockets, Thor suddenly realized that he did not ask the other person's name. He couldn't still call him "Rabbit", right?

"Rocket, my name is Rocket!"

Suppressing the shock and restlessness in his heart, Rocket crossed his arms and looked at the two women who followed Thor.

What Rocket didn't expect was that after he reported his name, the guy named Sol turned his head and looked at him in surprise.

"Are you Rocket?"

"What's wrong? Has my name spread all over Asgard?"

(End of this chapter)