Your majesty is awesome

Chapter 1 I Should Stand Side by Side Under the Car
Gao Zhang, who was so tired that he fell asleep, heard a man and a woman whispering in his ears.

I don't know how long it lasted until the sound of the door latching.

Finally, Gao Zhang under the bed woke up from his drowsy state.

Then, I heard two breathing sounds one after another in the room.

"Teacher..."

"Zhou Lang..."

"Teacher..."

Gao Zhang didn't wait for the expected answer, what he heard was that the bed board started to react.

The sound of intertwined breathing became rapid in an instant.

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Listening to the humming sound on the bed, as well as the sound like a long whale sucking water, and also like eating.

This made Gao Zhang, who was sleepy and dizzy, not know that he should climb out politely and go out.

You should still knock on the bed board, brothers who sleep on the upper bunk in advance, pay attention to the impact.

But it seems that it is a bit inappropriate, after all, it seems that the place where I stayed is not a serious place.

After listening under the bed for a long time, Gao Zhang felt that there seemed to be a child who had not yet passed breastfeeding, and thought that such a young child would appear in the car.

And he happened to be under the car, which made Gao Zhang think of a sentence, is this a loss of morality, or a distortion of human nature?

Russling, humming, I even saw a corner of the bed sheet, and gradually disappeared into the car, ah no, on the bed.

At this moment, a somewhat vague voice sounded on the bed: "Don't be angry, okay?"

Gao Zhang who was staying under the bed couldn't help but want to add another sentence for this old boy who hasn't passed breastfeeding yet.

Forgive him, even the bed sheets have been pulled, what is there to overcome?

Bang bang bang, a series of hasty knocks on the door suddenly sounded, and then, a delicate and anxious voice came from outside the door.

"Miss, that officer Zhao is here and has entered the courtyard."

"What?!" A man and a woman exclaimed in surprise.

"Ah, this...how can this be done?"

"Miss, hurry up...Little sister, go down first to meet Officer Zhao."

"Go, just say that I'm not feeling well and I can't welcome you in person."

There was a sound of rushing around, and Gao Zhang, who was lying silently under the bed, could already hear the creaking of the floor outside the house.

"Quick, under the bed, Zhou Lang, come in quickly."

"Ah? This..."

"Hurry up, listen to my servant."

Gao Zhang's eyeballs bulged instantly, what the fuck!What should I do?
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Unfortunately, there was no time for Gao Zhang to think about it.

At this moment, Zhou Lang had already pouted helplessly, lay down on his stomach, and was about to crawl under the bed.

He saw a pair of shiny tricks staring at him, and he was stunned. "This! This! This!"

There is actually a big living person here? !
"What is this, come in quickly." Amidst the urging voice, Zhou Lang had already heard voices coming from outside the house.

The small lotus foot that I like very much is landing on my buttocks frequently.

Zhou Lang could only grit his teeth, squeezed his legs hard, and then...

Gao Zhang just looked at this Zhou Lang who stared at him with fierce eyes.

After thinking about it, I felt that the visitor was a guest anyway, so I had to be more polite.

He took the initiative to move in, then lowered his voice and gestured.

"Move in, or you can see the door at a glance."

"..."

Zhou Lang looked at the young man with a dark complexion, and he was in doubt.

Listening to his very experienced explanation, the whole person was numb.

I don't know whether I should say thank you, or kick this little kid out with my toe.

The door was knocked, Gao Zhang and Zhou Lang were calm on the surface, but restless inside, they lay side by side under the bed.

"Master... Master..." A man's low voice came from outside the door.

"Officer Zhao?" On the bed, the lazy yet sexy female voice rang out.

"It's Zhao, please open the door quickly, Master."

"Don't drive, let him go!"

At this moment, Gao Zhang and Zhou Lang under the bed both uttered such roars in their hearts.

It's a pity that things in the world didn't go as expected after all. With a creak, the door slowly opened...

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The four eyes under the bed looked in the direction of the door, and saw two legs stepping in after the door opened.

Then with a creak, the door closed, but no one left.

"Officer... the slave's body is not feeling well today."

"Teacher, it's hard for someone to find an opportunity to come out.

It's too wrong for you to drive me away without even saying a word.

Come, come, let's sit here and have a few words with me.I promise you it's just chatting..."

"Don't trust him, man's mouth, deceitful ghost."

Gao Zhang and Zhou Lang, who were standing side by side under the bed, both complained crazily in their hearts.

However, this teacher and teacher girl couldn't hear the inner complaints of the two men under the bed, but she still sat on the other side of the bed away from Officer Zhao.

"Master... we haven't seen each other for a few days, like three autumns, we haven't seen each other for almost ten days.

This made Zhao feel that it was as long as a few years..."

"Well...it's been a long time."

Miss Shishi's voice was slightly trembling. Gao Zhang under the bed calmly analyzed it and thought it should be caused by nervousness.

"Miss Shishi, although I can't spare time to see you these days, Zhao has always been thinking about you..."

"..." Gao Zhang listened to the earthy love words of the official Zhao with a dark face, goose bumps all over his body, and he was so embarrassed.

Tilting his head, he saw that Zhou Lang, who was shoulder to shoulder, also had a disgusted expression and contemptuous eyes.

Very good, it seems that everyone belongs to a group of people who have a common language.

Seeing Zhou Lang tilting his head, he saw this young man with bright eyes sizing him up.

Concerned about the current situation, but also to appease the other party, he could only forcefully squeeze out a smile to express.

Well, laughing is considered a friend.Gao Zhang, who has excellent social skills and has always been hospitable, heaved a sigh of relief.

At this moment, the official Zhao sitting on the bed didn't know if it was because his earthy love words didn't work.

Beginning to move their buttocks, Gao Zhang and Zhou Lang frequently moved their buttocks through each other, watching each other move from the other side of the bed to this side.Then……

"Officer Zhao, it's just a chat, please sit back..."

"Master, I just want to sit closer to you, um, your rouge smells really good..."

"Officer Zhao, you, you... we agreed to just chat, you..."

At this moment, the bed began to heave.

"Beast!" Gao Zhang and Zhou Lang, who were lying side by side under the bed, roared angrily in their hearts.

It's too late to say it, it's too soon... Accompanied by the rhythm of the bed, Gao Zhang saw the ash between the cracks in the bed board, and it was falling down leisurely.

"!!!" Gao Zhang immediately raised his arm, but Zhou Lang at the side saw Gao Zhang's actions.

Thinking that the other party wanted to make trouble, his face turned pale with fright, and he stretched out his hand to hold Gao Zhang's arm.

"???" Gao Zhang subconsciously turned his head and saw Zhou Lang's pleading eyes.And the ashes fell on his face...

"Ahhh!!!"

"!!!"

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A loud and crisp sneezing sound echoed in the room, and the bed, which was still in a mess at first, was suddenly dead silent.

"..."

"Who?!" A voice filled with shock and anger rang out from the couch.

Then Gao Zhang saw his feet landed on the ground, and then a pair of slender lotus feet landed on the ground.

"come out!"

Then, Gao Zhang saw Zhou Lang who was preventing him from covering his mouth and nose and ruining his big event.

At this moment, his face was gray and blue, and his eyes were full of despair, as if he was going to ugh at any time.

Gao Zhang, who originally wanted to kick the old man out with his toe, felt pity for no reason.

Forget it, after all, it's not very interesting to lie down, and besides, I didn't eavesdrop actively, but clearly passively eavesdrop, it's a big deal.

The point is that I'm still a child, so what's wrong with listening to it?
Gao Zhang silently relied on his legs to put aside, bend, and straighten, allowing his upper body to slowly and silkily reveal itself from under the bed.

Then he got up all at once, and soon after, he heard a woman's scream.

"???" Gao Zhang turned his head in a daze.

I saw a beauty whose skin was fair enough to deceive Shuang Saixue, and whose eyebrows were picturesque.

The expression was exaggerated, and the eyes looked so horrified.

Gao Zhang's eyes moved slightly down to his chest, his eyes dimmed, and his face was dull.

Beside her, a gentle man with a handsome face and a short beard looked at her with a face full of doubts.

And one of his hands was encircling the slender waist of this stunning woman.

Just look at her as if she doesn't eat the fireworks of the world, and she has a light body like a banished fairy. It just so happens that she is half-undressed, revealing a little bit of slippery shoulders like suet jade.

Covering his lapel with one hand, the cloud bun is half scattered, the black hair hangs like a waterfall, and there is shock and panic in those clear eyes like lake water.

In particular, a beauty mole on the cheek is the finishing touch.

It makes me feel sorry for her, and I wish I could hold her in my arms, but unfortunately, A is really sorry, at most they can be brothers.

No matter how beautiful a girl is, she has to look like a girl, otherwise what is the difference between a fake girl?
Miss Shi Shi felt that she was going crazy, and it was a mature adult Zhou Lang who got under the bed.

How did it come out that it was a strange boy of eleven or twelve years old.

Red teeth, white lips, clear eyebrows, bright eyes, looks quite handsome, but the problem is obviously not the right version, okay?
This made Miss Shishi have an urge to get down on the bed and see what the hell is going on under the bed.

Officer Zhao glanced at Miss Shi Shi who was so frightened that she lost her mind. It seemed that Miss Shi Shi really didn't know that there was someone under the bed.

Who is this kid?
A cloud of suspicion also rose from the mind of Zhao Ji, the Emperor of the Song Dynasty who disguised himself as a wealthy businessman Zhao official in a low-key manner in order to get close to his beloved famous prostitute Li Shishi.

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Gao Zhang's eyes fell on the disheveled Zhao Ji, and he couldn't help feeling respectful.

Cauldron, your trousers have dropped, yet you still have time to grab the girl's waist and never let go.

"Little brother, your pants fell off."

Seeing Zhao Ji start to lift his pants in a hurry, Gao Zhang glanced and saw a golden phoenix hairpin on the dressing table.

He quickly took a step forward and copied it in his hands, then he raised his eyebrows at the still dumbfounded Miss Shishi, and quickly winked.

"Miss, is this the hairpin you dropped under the attic?"

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(End of this chapter)