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Chapter 35 Taoist Zhang is very serious about catching ghosts and exorcising evil spirits (please ask for a monthly ticket)

As long as it can scare a child into crying, and then perform a ritual ceremony to show that the evil spirits have been exorcised, it is even easier than adults.

Although Steward Yang just hinted that that child is not simple, this made Mr. Zhang quite disapproving.

I have been in the business for so many years, ah no... I have been in the business of catching ghosts and exorcising evil spirits for so many years, and I am proficient in all kinds of serious and unscrupulous methods.

Even adults can cry in fright, how can a mere child not be able to handle it?It's like catching snails with three fingers, Yi Er...

Yang Jian, who was riding his horse towards Bianliang City, was also extremely proud, with a malicious smile on his lips.

No matter how clever and sweet that kid Gao Zhang is, so what?He was just a child after all.

Thinking of Gao Zhang entering that Taoist temple, he was so frightened by the methods used by the Taoist priests to catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits that he screamed.

Even the image of howling and crying, with snot and tears all over his face, if it falls into the eyes of the officials.

The official who annoys children crying the most must also be unhappy.

At that time, I will "kindly" comfort him, and then, hehe...

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"Come, come, get in the car." Zhao Ji smiled and waved to Gao Zhang who walked to the front of the carriage.

Gao Zhang boarded the carriage in a good manner, and saluted Zhao Ji, the master.

Curious to inquire about the purpose of this faint emperor and master, you are not planning to take yourself to a Taoist temple to pray for gods today, and let yourself retell the story of teaching calligraphy in a dream, right?

In the past few days, Gao Zhang has been reading books in the mansion honestly, after all, he promised to go to the Jinshi Department.

Even if I failed the exam, I still have to write something in the article anyway.

You can't hand in the blank paper, and you will definitely be ridiculed if you do that. Wouldn't it be disgusting to this Hunjun of the Song Dynasty who is sincere to himself.

Looking at the young man with red lips and white teeth and a sunny face, Zhao Ji happily gave the answer.

"As a teacher, I went out for a spring outing outside the city, and I ran into a real person who knew magic and could exorcise demons and ghosts.

It's a pity that I only met once, and I didn't have time to spare afterwards.Today I am here to invite you to go with me as a teacher, how about it? "

How can Gao Zhang, who has the opportunity to continue squatting beside Zhao Ji and continue to increase his favorability, object?

"That's great. The master is willing to take his disciples with him. It's exactly what he wanted. The disciples also want to watch the fun..."

For Gao Zhang, who has studied mathematics, physics and chemistry, and received nine-year compulsory education in later generations to cleanse his soul.

He really didn't have much awe of ghosts and gods, otherwise he would not have been able to take the examination for the career editor of the Funeral Management Office, a subordinate unit of the Civil Affairs Bureau.

As for the behavior of the feudal and superstitious Song Dynasty talented and stupid emperor beside him, he was already very clear before he passed through it.

After all, the "thin golden body" that my classmates jokingly called the "suffering body" that I learned came from the hand of this talented and stupid king.

The reason why it is called the bitter body has another origin, that is, the Spring Festival is approaching, before the college holiday.

The college organized the students to do warm-up activities, and these talented art students who were very good at calligraphy were arranged to be responsible for writing Spring Festival couplets and so on.

As a talented man with a thin golden body, Gao Zhang originally thought that he would be the most popular one.

As a result, those elders and ladies who came to receive the couplets and the couplets with blessings dismissed Gao Zhang's carefully written blessings and couplets.

They pointed fingers one after another and gave Gao Zhang unforgettable opinions.

"The characters are so thin, and they are not rich at all."

"That's right, it's like being hungry for three days without eating. Whoever dares to post the skinny couplets will be blamed if they don't get laughed at."

"Look at this lucky word, it doesn't look so happy at all, just looking at it makes me miserable..."

Through that warmth-giving activity, Gao Zhang was hit hard. It seems that his dream of earning money by writing Spring Festival couplets was shattered.

In the end, I obeyed the arrangement of my family and took the exam honestly.

In the words of my second uncle, art students in art colleges have a certain relationship with the funeral management industry.

Just like your nephew, all the painters are so beautiful, and the makeup skills are definitely not bad. It just so happens that the funeral industry also needs people with aesthetics and professional technicians who can draw beautiful makeup.

For this reason, I had to bite the bullet, went to my aunt's beauty salon, and practiced for almost half a year.

Relying on his artistic skills and being good at dealing with young ladies, there will naturally be no shortage of tools for practicing hands.

This allows me to have a wealth of experience in Japanese, Korean or European and American makeup in a short period of time.

After that, it became even easier. After passing the exam, I not only have a good skin, but also have a sweet mouth, know how to be kind to others, and are smart in handling things.

It happened that there was a shortage of people in the Civil Affairs Bureau, so I borrowed myself directly.

I mustered up my courage countless times, and my dream of being a funeral master was shattered in time.

Anyway, before his waist hurts and his eyes went dark, he was still working hard at the Civil Affairs Bureau.

Thinking of his rich and exciting life journey from graduation to job hunting, Gao Zhang felt that it was absurd, but it happened to be very realistic.

This proves one thing, doing things not only requires outstanding ability.

Looks and emotional intelligence are more needed, and of course a glib mouth is even more indispensable.

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Zhao Ji was worried that talking too much about the Daoist Zhang who knew how to exorcise evil spirits would make Gao Zhang suspicious, so he quickly changed the subject.

Asked what Gao Zhang has been doing these days, Gao Zhang is so well-behaved and sensible, so naturally he was obediently studying hard in the mansion.

"Since the master said that the disciple should take the test, even though the disciple has only [-]% ability, he must put in [-]% effort to do it."

"Otherwise, how can I be worthy of Master's heart and affection?"

Looking at this passionate disciple with clenched fists, Zhao Ji couldn't help but feel warm and ache in his heart.

He never thought that his confession would make this young man work so hard, so desperately.

I really have a heart, and I am worthy of being the predestined person that my teacher likes.

At this moment, the carriage slowed down slowly, and Yang Jian's voice came from outside the carriage, but he had already arrived outside the Taoist temple.

Zhao Ji opened the curtain of the car, and saw Zhang Daochang, who was very experienced in catching ghosts and exorcising evil spirits. He was wearing it today, but it was completely different from that day.

This made Zhao Ji, the official, couldn't help smiling with satisfaction. It seemed that this Daoist Zhang was quite serious about catching ghosts and exorcising evil spirits, which made people very satisfied.

Gao Zhang also got out of the carriage and saw the gray-bearded old Taoist standing outside.

The taoist robe on his body is gaudy, with gossip and yin and yang fish, and all kinds of weird symbols are painted on this hammer and this stick, and there seem to be stars and the like.

In particular, the Taoist priest held a small wooden sword that was only about one foot long, which made Gao Zhang's eyes shine.

(End of this chapter)