Your majesty is awesome

Chapter 37 What's going on, what's going on, I'm in a mess

Daoist Zhang, who was trying his best to deliberately create a terrifying atmosphere, directly let Gao Zhang's words stop him.

The originally serious atmosphere suddenly became a little awkward.

Seeing the weird eyes cast by the pair, Gao Zhang smiled shyly and said embarrassingly.

"...I'm sorry, Daoist, please continue. I'm just curious, mainly because I haven't seen it before."

It's like an innocent, well-behaved and sensible child who made a harmless little mistake.

Zhao Ji couldn't help smiling, and shook his head slowly. After all, he was a child, and he was curious about everything.

What's important is that even though he was contaminated by such evildoers, Gao Zhang was still able to maintain a pure heart, pure and simple.

It is enough to see that this is indeed the lover he chose in his dream, and Zhao Ji is more and more determined to care for and protect the growth of this lover.

Although Zhao Ji couldn't see the evildoer, since the priest said there was, it's time to get down to business.

"Don't worry about it, the Taoist priest. Since the Taoist priest has found out that there is a monster disturbing my beloved disciple, I will ask the Taoist priest to do something to get rid of the monster."

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Next, with Zhao Xinshi's approval, Zhang Daochang's disciples brought bills, magic instruments and other things, and began to arrange the altar.

At this time, of course Gao Zhang couldn't be quiet, but picked up the mahogany sword and looked at it.

Seeing this scene, Zhang Daochang resisted the urge to reach out to take back the eating guy, and squeezed out a smile.

"Young Master Gao, please put back the mahogany sword that wards off evil spirits."

"Oh..." Gao Zhang nodded suddenly, and was about to put it back when he suddenly withdrew his hand.

"Old Taoist priest, since you said that this mahogany sword has the effect of warding off evil spirits, don't you mean that if I hold it, I can ward off evil spirits?"

"Hey, that's right, that's the truth..." Zhao Ji, the official, suddenly felt that what Aitu said was quite reasonable.

"..." The old Taoist priest suddenly grabbed a handful of thatch in his heart.

Before he could think up his words and respond, he heard the child with a crisp voice speak again.

"The Taoist priest wants to catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits for me, that's just right, if this mahogany sword is in my hand.

Wouldn't it be easier for evil spirits not to dare to infect me? "

Zhao Ji, who had never seen the scene of exorcising demons and catching ghosts, felt that his disciple really had a lot of brains.

There is nothing wrong with these words, and he couldn't help nodding with a smile.

Zhang Daochang looked at this innocent and cute child with a confused face, and suddenly felt that this child was so annoying.

Kankanyan Shengsheng's words are so reasonable and well-founded that people are speechless.

It was the first time that a person who was exorcised by ghosts wanted to grab a magic weapon from the exorcist. It was really enough.

Seeing this child smiling innocently, he picked up his mahogany sword and continued to ask heart-pounding questions.

"Could it be that if the Taoist priest doesn't have this mahogany sword, he won't be able to drive away evil spirits and catch ghosts?"

Seeing the gazes of Butler Yang and Zhao Xinshi, Daoist Zhang, who has never encountered such a situation, is indeed an old man who has experienced many storms.

Immediately, he controlled his emotions and showed a smile with wisdom in his hands.

"Of course, there is no problem. The old way of catching ghosts and exorcising evil spirits depends on cultivation, not all through external things."

This kind of answer made Zhao Ji very satisfied, and Gao Zhang was also very satisfied. He just wanted to see how this old liar who knew magic would dance to the master without the mahogany sword.

Zhao Ji and Yang Jian retreated outside the gate of the hall, and inside the hall, only the old Taoist priest and Gao Zhang, the old and the young, were left face to face across a table.

Next, the old Taoist priest stood in front of the bill, stunned for a long time, mainly because he was used to dancing with the mahogany sword.

Without that thing, I always felt a little uncomfortable, but fortunately, he found a substitute in time: Whisk.

Gao Zhang is holding the peach wood sword whose tree quality is not known to be a hundred years old, nor has it been struck by lightning.

He just sat on the ground and looked at the old Taoist priest with great interest.

Some kind of talisman lit the fire, threw it back and forth, and chanted curses in his mouth.

And I don't know when, the old Taoist priest's disciples appeared in the hall sneakily again.

All of them were disheveled, with hideous masks on their faces, disheveled hair, magic weapons in their hands, jumping around in the hall crying and howling.

The moment they appeared, even Zhao Ji and Yang Jian were standing at the gate of the hall, still shivering from the fright of these green-faced and fang-toothed monsters.

Gao Zhang was also taken aback, and then... just watched with a lack of interest as a group of rough men bouncing back and forth.

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Surrounded himself with teeth and claws, screaming ghosts, and stepping on the devil's footsteps in conjunction with the old Taoist priest's Dharma bell and the sound of chanting mantras.

It's a pity that if he was really a naive and ignorant child, he might be scared to pee his pants on the spot, crying and calling for his mother.

But the problem is that this team of ghost hunters and exorcists has no idea what they are facing.

Children who have grown up watching all kinds of horror, suspense, ghost and ghost thrillers with Dolby sound effects, stereo sound, [-]D stereoscopic images, and excellent sound and light effects since they were young.

Even after growing up, he often escaped to some secret room, wandered around in the script killing, and exercised his nerve endings so thick that he almost had biceps.

Faced with this kind of non-professional performers who wore beggar-like torn leather clothes, rough masks, human ears exposed, no prosthetic fingers, and voices that couldn't roar with heavy bass effects.

If you really want to cooperate, you can't cooperate. There is no music background that induces fear and tension, and it is not even dark. How do you let me cooperate?
Even if you hang someone from mid-air and suddenly land in front of me, stick out your tongue, spray two lipstick inks, even spit out a mouthful of dragon fruit, it will still have a strong visual impact, okay?
Gao Zhang really felt that such an unprofessional team could actually cheat them into getting property, and even cheated the head of the Hunjun of the Great Song Dynasty, which really made him heartbroken.

The old god Gao Zhang was outside the earth soul wandering objects, and the brothers who were screaming and jumping were a little unhappy.

"Big brother, what's going on, I don't think this kid is afraid of us?"

"I don't know, I can't be a fool, right? I jumped in front of him, and I didn't even blink my eyelids."

"I yelled at him just now, but he actually smiled at me, making my scalp numb. What should I do now?"

Looking at this group of demons and ghosts wearing masks and talking in a low voice while dancing, it's a pity that they can't keep the beat in their speech, but the last guy has a sense of rhythm and almost turned into singing and dancing rap.

If it weren't for Gao Zhang's excellent emotional control, and the wrong venue, maybe he would have jumped up to fight him.

Zhang Daochang was behind the bill, playing with the dust whisk with one hand, pinching and gesticulating with the other, staring at Gao Zhang, the boy who was exorcised from evil, with narrowed eyes.

But the other party actually didn't respond at all, so he just gave up Daoist Zhang.

Master Dao exorcises evil spirits, you don't speak, cry, or make trouble, just watch the excitement.What to do, what to do, my heart is in a mess.

PS: Everyone can sing it out, it rhymes very well, please ask for a monthly ticket by the way.

(End of this chapter)