Xiuxian retires for 10 years

Chapter 475 Dual Cultivation Ceremony Live Broadcast

[Live post]: Hello everyone, I am a reporter from "Phoenix Weekly". This time I passed five levels and defeated six generals. I successfully defeated a bunch of my colleagues and successfully grabbed this live broadcast for everyone of His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven. Please don’t go away and take a look at the advertisement we produced first.

The commercial video is half an hour long.

1L: Come on, come on, they are going to advertise again, these profiteers!
2L: Okay, it’s rare for a forum to have so much traffic. Now everyone has started to use barrage. If the forum hadn’t been created by His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven from the beginning, he wouldn’t be qualified to broadcast live on the forum now.

3L: I heard that the guys who posted the barrage were banned because they went too far.There are thousands of administrators in the live broadcast room next door where you can post barrages. Anyone who posts something bad is immediately banned. It’s very overbearing, but it’s not as harmonious as ours.

4L: I have no choice. Do you want to see what those barrages say about tigers and wolves?I'll just give you some screenshots:
[Third Prince, the hatred of the Taoist couple is irreconcilable! 】

[Your Majesty, how can you get married to someone else just after you get up from my bed? 】

[I am His Majesty’s true love, you guys, get out of here. 】

[Your Majesty, I can’t do this posture...]

5L: Stop posting upstairs, otherwise we won’t be able to keep this post.These guys are so slutty, no wonder there are so many administrators in the live broadcast room.Can I use these things on His Majesty and the Queen’s wedding day without being banned?
6L: Actually, I think the Queen is quite good. Not only is she the son of the former Emperor of Heaven, she is also a famous handsome man. She is also the Minister of the Department of Discipline and Discipline. Her cultivation is said to have reached the level of the Emperor of Heaven. Not to mention the relationship with His Majesty for so many years. Are you dissatisfied with her? What?If my idol had such a Taoist companion, I would laugh out of my dreams.

7L: It’s not that the Queen is not outstanding, it’s just that His Majesty’s light is too dazzling.

8L: His Majesty is a legend. Do you understand legend?I have been ascending for so many years, and all I want in my heart is to see His Majesty, otherwise I will never close my eyes until I die.Your Majesty is actually getting married like this?Wuwuwu, I don’t want it, I don’t want it.

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Host: Let me go. There are over 1000 floors in a flash. The speed here is not slower than the live broadcast room next door. But don’t worry, everyone, the forum has developed a video upload function. I will try my best to upload some videos later. .In fact, our forum is quite good, at least everyone can speak freely.I just watched the live broadcast room next door, and it was all densely packed with mosaics, making it impossible to watch.

1138L: Moderator, you are a reporter. Hurry up and broadcast live. I am coming from the live broadcast room next door.

1139L: That is, you have to distinguish the priorities and ignore those idiot fans. We want to watch the Double Cultivation Ceremony. Please tell me quickly.Damn it, why am I not qualified to watch it live?I know that when my master got the qualification, I even picked up the knife and planned to go to the master to ask for it. Who knew that all my fellow disciples thought so, but the master ran away... ran away...

1140L: I envy your master. The lottery was really full of people, but we really couldn’t draw because other world civilizations also sent delegations to watch the ceremony, occupying our quota.Obviously His Majesty can use magic to make us all see, but His Majesty is unwilling to use Wuwuwu.

1141L: If you look at the mental state of the people in the forum, you will know why His Majesty wants to limit the number of viewers.

...(Thousands of floors have been painted again)

Posted by: Wow, today is really an eye-opener for me. I have been a reporter for many years, and I think I have seen a lot of big scenes, but compared with today’s scene, they all just scratch my head.Ahhhhh, I saw my idol, Taoist Phoenix. He is the ancestor of us media people. He has been traveling all year round and has not appeared for a long time. Oh, oh, oh, oh, Taojun Phoenix actually transformed into a prototype and went to show it to His Majesty in person. Pulling a wedding car? ! ! !Help, what did I see?There was actually a group of phoenixes also going?Damn it, why am I not from the Phoenix Clan!

3222L: You and I, the Phoenix Clan, are at odds with each other. ,

3223L: The Phoenix Clan is really awesome. I heard that they and the Dragon Clan have been competing for the job of pulling wedding cars for thousands of years, almost causing the second Dragon-Phoenix War.In the end, it was the Phoenix clan that controlled public opinion and finally won the qualification by threatening the Dragon clan with some kind of privacy.But the Dragon Clan is not bad either, they seem to be pulling the Queen’s wedding car.

3224L: Does the person upstairs know about such a secret thing?As expected, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is true in our forum. I wonder who the big boss is upstairs?Could it be that the boss was there and took the time to clean up the forum for us?

3225L: Don’t underestimate our forum. I heard that His Majesty has an account in our forum. It’s normal for us to have several big guys here.By the way, are you still short of interns? Look at me, look at me!

...(The hundreds of layers of praise for the boss will be omitted below)
3997L: Where is the owner of the building? Did you agree to send the video?Quick post, quick post, I want to watch the video, the live broadcast room next door is stuck and I can’t see anything.hateful.Poster: The video has been uploaded. My hands are shaking a bit. Please just take a look at it. The Propaganda Department will edit it into a special video later. I think this is a gun version.I can't help it, I'm so excited. Don't you know how awesome the people who came to attend this ceremony are?The bunch of cosmic superstars from the Flower and Grass Tribe waved their hands at His Majesty on the stage like crazy. Their fanatical attitude was comparable to the star-chasers I had seen before.Sure enough, the superstars we chase are also chasing other people’s stars.There are so many big bosses that I have never seen before in my dreams. Can I not be a reporter but become their intern?
4000L: It’s okay if you want to hug your thighs, but can you finish this live broadcast first?
4001L: This video is very shaky. I have to shake along with it to see the content clearly. Also, the video you took is too blurry. I can only barely see His Majesty’s heroic figure clearly.Ah, Your Majesty, I have to go to work at Tiandi Dojo. Can I see Your Majesty?
4002L: Don’t think about this. Everyone knows that His Majesty likes to travel. If you directly upgrade to the level of Jinxian Daojun and then go to die, His Majesty will come to save you personally.

4003L: If I could become the Golden Immortal Taoist Lord, would I still be unable to see His Majesty?What you say is so funny.

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4559L: Why must Your Majesty get married? Why can’t Your Majesty have a harem?If Your Majesty likes men, I can become a man. I am not a human being, so I can change my appearance and gender at will!

4600L: Haha, here we come again. It’s because of you guys, some of you deliberately changed men into women, and some deliberately changed women into men. You didn’t give up to get close to His Majesty until you achieved your goal. That’s why His Majesty advanced the Double Cultivation Ceremony. You guys You actually have the nerve to say it?

4601L (Administrator 099): Wow, this building is so spectacular. Immortal officials from the Department of Ethics and Discipline have come to report. Everyone remembers to coexist peacefully and don’t say something that shouldn’t be said, otherwise you will be given a ban gift package.

Posted by: Administrator, please rest assured that I will be careful in my words and deeds, and will never say anything I shouldn’t say.Okay, back to the topic, His Majesty came out of the wedding car, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh His Majesty's appearance today is really, I don't know how to describe it, I just want to kneel down when I see it.Hey, hey, why did I kneel down as soon as my legs became weak?When I went there, many people knelt down on the field, and only people above the level of Jinxian Daojun were still standing.

Host: Oh oh oh, the senior next to me told me that this is a manifestation of the power of the Emperor of Heaven. It is the law of heaven that is cheering for His Majesty, and it is also to intimidate people from other civilizations.Oh my god, this life has been worth it, and the queen has come out.They really match each other so well, my god.What on earth did the Queen do? Why do I think he becomes more and more beautiful after being with His Majesty?No wonder people from different civilizations try their best to imitate our diva’s outfits and makeup every day. He himself is a benchmark in the entertainment industry, and idols who are somewhat similar to him have all become popular.

Administrator (121): The minister is mighty, the minister is mighty!

Administrator (2333): Let me help the love between Your Majesty and the Queen.

Administrator (02): Woohoo, my good brother, your dream has finally come true. Congratulations, my tears keep falling. Damn it.

Administrator (03): Stop crying and don’t wipe it with my clothes. I will be ridden in circles by His Majesty later.

Administrator (04): You two, stop making trouble and keep order.

Administrator (05): Haotian Immortal is here. He has been working overtime for a long time. He has black circles under his eyes and is staggering when he walks. He was not like this when I worked for him.

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Host: The big guys upstairs, please accept my respect. Do you need interns?Really, I can do anything.

8882L: By God, I actually saw single-digit administrators?Couldn't this be you guys?
8883L: This is the closest I have ever been to the big guys.

8884L: I think our post is stable. With so many big guys hanging out, we will definitely not be blocked like the live broadcast room next door. Even those who are blocked next door can't watch it.

8885L: The original poster, please come and live broadcast. I want to see the new video. Don’t be a coward. Hurry up and live broadcast.

8886L: I think the poster might be... a bit dangerous. With so many big guys showing up, this post may become completely popular.

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Poster: Sorry everyone, I just went to have a cup of tea with the immortal officials from the ethics department. Now I have completely changed my past and will broadcast it live to everyone.Please take a break. It just so happens that the ceremony has also reached the stage of rest in the middle. I will prepare the manuscript carefully this time and try to give you a brand new live broadcast experience when the ceremony starts tomorrow!

(End of this chapter)