Being forced to respawn is really annoying

At ten o'clock in the evening, Xiao Yizhou's parents had gone back to bed, and he was still sitting on the sofa in the living room sorting out the books he had brought back.

Suddenly the phone at home rang abruptly.

Xiao Yizhou thought that the hospital was looking for his parents for something, so he turned his head and glanced at his parents' bedroom, then moved over and picked up the microphone--
"Hey?"

"Old Xiao, I'm here to kiss you."

Xiao Yizhou: "." The efficiency is quite fast, which surprised him even more.

He turned his head and looked at the time before saying, "Congratulations, how do you feel?"

"My face hurts, maybe a little swollen." I beat him while catching him.

Xiao Yizhou was shocked, "Shen Lan is so fierce? Are you swollen?"

He Wenjie: "."

He suddenly couldn't open his mouth and said that he had been beaten.

He didn't say a word, Xiao Yizhou thought it was embarrassment, isn't the mother usually thick-skinned?How could this be so hypocritical?

He clicked his tongue lightly and asked, "Is the relationship confirmed now? Did she agree right away?"

He Wenjie couldn't continue to keep silent after talking about it like this, remembering Shen Lan kicking him before going upstairs, and the vicious warning, "Just pretend that what happened today didn't happen. If you dare to say a word in the future, be careful of me!" beat you up."

Damn, this is totally different from what Xiao Yizhou said.

Still sure, sure ass!

Xiao Yizhou also wondered, he is very experienced in this field, not to mention he has practiced it himself, so why can't he go to him?
Where is the mistake?
"Tell me from the beginning, how did you do it? Tell me in detail."

How is it possible to say this, let’s go into more detail.Damn, when you wait for your bridal chamber, you also tell me more details?
He Wenjie complained in his heart, but on the face he said coyly, "Just, that's right, didn't she drink two bottles of beer at night? She fell asleep when I took her home."

"You fucking stole the kiss?" Xiao Yizhou was shocked again, and interrupted before He Wenjie finished speaking, "Aren't you afraid that Shen Lan will beat you up when he wakes up? You're quite fat."

Already beaten, okay?

He Wenjie was relieved now, he couldn't tell Xiao Yizhou that Shen Lan took the initiative in the first place, although she was not conscious at the time, but the unconscious initiative was also the initiative.

He just questioned Xiao Yizhou's initial suggestion, "You fucking told me that a kiss is enough to confirm the relationship, yes, it doesn't count if I kissed her when she fell asleep, and it's only natural to beat me up when she wakes up. But how the hell can you guarantee that if I kiss her when she's awake, she won't beat me up? Wouldn't it be harder to beat her up. "

And maybe not even close.

No, absolutely not.

Now Xiao Yizhou was also silent. The only thing he knew about girls was Lin Baoyue. Before the start of university, he was very flustered. He was afraid that Lin Baoyue would be too popular after entering university, so he would not think about him again.

So when he kissed Lin Baoyue at that time, it was an impulsive and subconscious action.

For some reason, he always felt that if he didn't express his heart to her in advance, he might lose her forever in the future.

After kissing him, he was also very apprehensive, afraid that Lin Baoyue would refuse or slap him, or say something cruel like not to be friends in the future.

In short, his mind was in a mess at the time, and all thoughts were drilled into it, contradicting and pulling each other, only his mouth was not controlled by his mind, and he kissed him directly.

fortunately
He has been thankful countless times that he made this action at that time, otherwise he might have to work hard to make her his girlfriend in the future.

All of his guidance to He Wenjie is really based on his own personal experience. If he can't speak, can't he use actions to represent it?

"Are you okay tomorrow? Let's meet and we can discuss it later."

He Wenjie couldn't hear Xiao Yizhou's voice, so he knew that he hadn't recruited. That's right, apart from his studies, this guy was all focused on Lin Baoyue.

But not all girls have the same personality as Lin Baoyue.

What's more, the two of them were running in two directions, they were both interested in each other, and there was no misunderstanding in the middle, and the relationship was confirmed naturally when things came to fruition.

It's not like him, like his mother Tang Seng learning the scriptures, he went through ninety-nine and 81 difficulties before he knew what he really wanted, and then the problem came, he had already hurt the scriptures he wanted to learn, and now he still treats him Extremely resistant, it is very likely that someone will take it away without paying attention.

Worry him to death.

Xiao Yizhou continued to suggest, "Why don't you call Shen Lan out tomorrow, and you two can speak clearly in person."

Although He Wenjie didn't disclose the details, Xiao Yizhou felt that Shen Lan already knew that she had been kissed, and it was very likely that she had returned it. He suddenly remembered what He Wenjie said at the beginning that her face was hurt and swollen.

Xiao Yizhou was suddenly happy, his feelings were swollen not because he was kissed, but because he was beaten.

Sure enough, He Wenjie said, "Let's not do it. She said that the kiss is not counted, so I don't want to mention it in the future. If I go to find her tomorrow, it's only been one night, and she hasn't lost her anger. What if I beat me again?" manage?"

Beat you again?
Xiao Yizhou couldn't help laughing, he really wanted to ask how many times have you been beaten by Shen Lan?Why are you getting more and more courageous?If so, why are you afraid?
But in order not to hurt his good brother, he thought for a while, and comforted him gently, "How about we think about it in a different way, and treat it as beating, pain, scolding or love? Maybe she is also entangled now, if you If you don’t look for her, maybe she will think you are irresponsible, and the possibility of the two of you will become impossible. Otherwise, I will call her tomorrow and make an appointment with her. Before she arrives, we will meet and discuss. Countermeasures, when she arrives, you can see what you want to do."

Is hitting or scolding or love?

I go, why didn't I think of this?

At this moment, He Wenjie's eyes were very bright, as if he had discovered something extraordinary, and when he thought of the face slapped by Shen Lan and the butt kicked by Shen Lan, the pain was no longer there.

It doesn't hurt at all.

Also, she may also be entangled?

Thinking of the sweet kiss in the car, He Wenjie instantly believed what his good brother said.

Well, maybe she will be so tangled up that she won't be able to sleep tonight.

On the other side, Xiao Yizhou continued, "... If I made Lin Baoyue unhappy in the past, even if she ignored me at night, I would go to her dormitory early the next day and wait for her. For the sake of my sincerity, that point Small conflicts and disputes will pass quickly. Do you know what this means? It means that if there is a problem, you have to solve it, and you can't let it go. So even if she beats you tonight, you can't stop looking for her. If you don't, Then it's really over for you two."

It makes sense, if Shen Lan struggled all night, and found out the next day that I had left her alone and left her alone, she would probably feel disappointed, and then vowed that she would never talk to me again for the rest of her life.

Tsk, how about that?
He Wenjie immediately accepted Xiao Yizhou's suggestion and decided to ask Shen Lan the next day.

At the same time, after returning home, because Shen Lan drank some wine, she went to bed immediately after a simple wash at home. In less than 3 minutes, even breathing came from under the quilt, and she had already fallen asleep, and there was no dream all night , Sleep directly until you wake up naturally the next day.

And about the kiss in the car the night before, she had already forgotten.

Shen Lan was having breakfast when she received a call from Xiao Yizhou.

Hearing that she was asked to have lunch together, Shen Lan thought that Lin Baoyue would also go, otherwise how could Xiao Yizhou call her and ask her out?
What a joke.