Fuwa is not easy to mess with when she is three years old

Master Xiao Tang was already as hot as a fish that had been slurping in a pot for a long time, and his heart was stuffy and his airway was blocked due to the heat.A mouthful of hot water burned everything from the mouth to the throat.

After swallowing the hot water, Xiao Tang's feeling of oppression suddenly reached a peak.Then the stomach began to churn up and down, something quickly swelled up in the body, and the stomach became bigger visibly to the naked eye. The swelling and pain stimulated him to spasm continuously from the stomach to the throat.

In the eyes of the Wu family brothers, Master Xiao Tang's eyes widened from holding back, like a golden jade that has eaten too much without paying attention to restraint, and the goldfish is still twitching, as if it is about to turn white.The two were so frightened that they quickly pulled him out from under the quilt of the fifteenth bed.

This time the two saw that Master Xiao Tang's belly was round and swollen, and the two brothers thought about it quickly.When they found Master Xiao Tang, he was already in a faint, with only Du'an Lu and his bound parents around him.

At that time, I didn't see his belly bulging like this... Could it be...

Wu Youzhi rummaged around on the bed and reported to his brother.

"Brother, here are the pillows, there are many."

Wu Youxin nodded, and helped Master Xiao Tang onto the chair.

"Then it must be to help our family, so she disguised herself as a man. No wonder the master wears a loose flowery robe. It must be...pregnant."

"It's really touching, a pregnant woman has to run around to help me catch evil spirits at home."

Wu Youzhi also said.

"As a thank you, let's ask Grandpa for some miscarriage medicine to give to Master."

"what is that?"

"It's medicine that makes people give birth to a child well, such as..."

"I'm going to ask Grandpa, and I must bring the best medicinal materials..."

While talking, the two ignored Master Tang who was about to suffocate while rolling his eyes, they ran away holding hands and disappeared.

Duan Lu couldn't understand why the two little boys started discussing the topic of pregnant women, and even came out with the birth control pills. It's really... profound.

But this is not important, what is important is the embryo in Master Xiao Tang's body, ah no, the thing in his body is considered to be stored in Du'an Lu's body.Duane Deer is going to get things back now.

Of course, the waiting time for Master Xiao Tang was long. During the period, he had to explain to the two old people how the Wu family and his wife fell down during the master's brave and fearless fight against Xie Chong, and how Xie Chong was too old by the master's move. The eighth thousandth eighty eighty eighty eighty eighty-eighth, the eighth generation of demon palms patted the powder and disappeared.

She bragged Master Xiao Tang so magically that Master Xiao Tang hadn't woken up yet, and the old couple passed all their gratitude on to Du An Lu, and they fed Du An Lu with pots, bowls and pans, and ate three meals for the whole family in one go. The amount made Duane Deer almost turn into a ball.

But even if it turns into a ball, it won't be as round as Xiao Tang.The belly has already swelled so much that the large robe is taut, as if a needle can pierce him.A cry for help came out of Xiao Tang's throat, which was so full of breath that he breathed less and breathed out more.
"Little girl, save me..."

Duan Lu took out a steel needle.

Although Xiao Tang was about to suffocate to death, his rationality was still there, so he changed his words immediately.

"Fuwa...a fairy...save me!"

Du Anlu was very helpful to the fairy, stomping on his feet brought a gust of wind, shut the doors and windows tightly, picked up the kettle again, and poured it straight into Xiaotang's mouth.

Xiao Tang was horrified, this is not life-saving, she was about to swell to the point of death, and she had to pour water... Ton, ton... This little girl is going to kill herself... Ton, ton... Ah...

vomit--

Seeing that Master Xiao Tang's eyes were about to burst out, his face was purple and blue, and his stomach wriggled crazily, as if there was really a huge baby kicking his stomach inside.

Duan Luxin said, "Here we are," quickly backed away to the side, and even lifted the table above his head, as if it was going to rain in this room.

That's right, it's raining.

Xiao Tang felt nauseous to the extreme, the huge sticky substance in his stomach started from his stomach, passed through his esophagus, and erupted from his mouth.The squishy stuff sprayed out, and he couldn't breathe at all.After about half a minute, the pain in my stomach gradually disappeared, and I vomited out everything in my mouth.

His glasses were already dizzy, and he coughed violently several times, spitting out the remaining scum in his throat, before he regained his breath.

Looking at the ground again, there was already a knee-high white sticky mass.Xiao Tang was disgusted by himself, but he still couldn't help but after calming down, he touched his finger and crushed it on his fingertips.

This tactile sensation is somewhat similar to the feeling of the yellow talisman paper soaked in water for a long time and forgot to pour it.

Xiao Tang wondered: "This pile is paper pulp? When did I eat the paper? No wonder it swelled like this after drinking hot water, could it be?"

He pointed to Duane Deer.

"Oh, so you little doll knew I had paper in my stomach, so you poured me hot water... This method is wrong, what if I'm bloated to death?"

Duan Lu poked his head from behind the table, and after making sure that the man stopped vomiting, he also came out.

"No, the top is the belly exploded. Have you heard the saying of the farmer?"

Master Xiao Tang was puzzled, "What are you talking about?"

Duan Lu said: "A new year, an old year, another year of mending."

Master Tang was very angry.

"That's old clothes, I'm a belly!"

Duan Lu said: "They are almost the same, anyway, they are all used to hold things."

……

"Guzi, Guzi..."

In the pile of paper pulp on the ground, a few bubbles suddenly appeared, and an extremely weak sound came from the paste.

"Let me out, you little chicken thief, I'm going to kill everyone in the village!"

Master Xiao Tang was so scared that he jumped onto the chair, "Here, there are living things in here? Oh my god, I'm not really pregnant, right? No, I'm not married yet! No... Even if I get married, I won't have children. !"

Du Anlu's face was full of black lines, he pulled Master Tang from the chair, and comforted him softly.

"You think too much...you didn't have children. The living things here are not human at all..."

Little Master Tang became even more frightened. He wanted to stay away from the pile of pulp and the fairy baby boy, but Duan Lu grabbed his hand very tightly.

Duan Lu comforted while holding his hand and inserting it into the pulp.

"It doesn't hurt at all."

Then Xiao Tang heard a scream of "Ah—" and when he pulled out his hand again, he was biting a small paper figure the size of a palm on his fingertips. The paper figure was wet and sticky, but his eyebrows and eyes were drawn vividly. The lines twisted and twisted on the paper, and the two eyebrows were tangled together, forming a twist.

Duan Lu picked up the paper figurine and put it in his hand. The paper figurine jumped two fingers high in Du'an Lu's palm, and cursed at Du Anlu.