I'm the paper king at Hogwarts

Chapter 107 The soul is out of the body!

Louis ran very fast, faster than Western reporters.

He didn't want Catherine to know about his childhood embarrassment.

As soon as I went out, I was told that yesterday my aunt had made an appointment to have a light meal together today, and I would take a look at my nephew's girlfriend by the way.

The gatekeeper belongs to yes.

Guess what Aunt Liz means is that the two sons have already been disabled, and the great nephew can no longer be disabled.

The left and right were also idle and had nothing to do, so Louis planned to play with Voldemort first.

He returned to the bedroom and asked Christaza to bring her pen and ink, and told her not to leave in a hurry, and carefully locked the door to help him hold the line first.

He never does anything he is not sure about.

After everything was ready, he took out the diary and took a closer look at the rough outer packaging, with gold-plated text printed on the cover.

"Tom Marvolo Riddle."

Louis shrugged, opened the diary and dropped two drops of ink on it.

Sure enough, just like in the movie, the ink drop left two ink marks on the paper of the notebook, and then the color gradually faded until it disappeared.

Well, the water absorption effect is very good, and there is no side leakage at all.

Soft and caring.

Louis wrote down the words "Little Nurse" in his notebook, thought for a while, and wrote "Space7".

He suppressed his desire to write another "Sophie" and put the pen aside.

How much is the best interpretation of the most applicable functions of this notebook.

Soon these three words disappeared, replaced by a small question mark.

?

"Very mysterious," Lewis wrote in his notebook. "Hello? Are you there?"

Lewis' Hengshui body slowly disappeared, replaced by a line of cursive characters.

"Hi, may I know your name?"

Louis couldn't hold back, and wrote the classic lines of the old rascal Richard.

"Hello, my name is Mourinho."

"Mourinho? Am I in the Iberian Peninsula now?"

This very two-toothed name obviously made the diary's thinking stagnate for a while.

"Oh, sorry, I just made a little joke, hello, Mr. Diary, my name is Harry Potter."

Anyway, Louis didn't intend to say his real name.

The diary was obviously silent for a long time, and just when Louis wondered if it had crashed, a line of text suddenly appeared in the notebook.

"Hello, Harry Potter, I'm Tom Riddle."

"Tom Marvolo Riddle?" Lewis wrote.

"Yes, how did you know my name?"

"Obviously, Mr. Diary, there are bronzing words on your cover." Louis paused for a moment, then added: "Why do I think your IQ is not very high?"

The diary quickly responded: "Actually, I am very smart, but it's just been too long and I have forgotten it."

"Let's be friends, I can teach you a lot of interesting gadgets that you can't imagine." The diary is persuasive, like Jie Ge who deceived Ah Wei.

"Timeo danaos et dona ferentes."

Louis wrote a string of Latin in his diary.

I couldn't fix the diary, and it took a long time before I slowly typed a question mark.

"There is nothing to be courteous about, rape or steal." Louis wrote another string of Chinese characters.

"Please write something I can understand, thank you."

The mentality of the diary is a little broken.

"Look, you don't understand these two languages, how dare you call yourself smart?" Louis began to mock: "I, Harry Potter, don't like idiots the least."

"You write another one! I'm sure I know it!" The diary is betting that Louis doesn't know so many languages ​​​​that he doesn't know.

"Selama ashal'anore!"

This time it was the official language of Quel'Thalas.

"ml wrrrrmalwg wlaam?"

After writing this string of murloc words, the diary was completely broken.

"You're making up words! Damn it! That's not what friends do!"

"This sentence is the language of the murlocs, which means you are covering up something." Louis moved his hands quickly, and gave him a popular science about what a murloc is.

He even wrote him a 20-minute concise murloc language tutorial.

If the diary shows its original shape, it will definitely be full of circles and circles.

He has already begun to doubt whether this murloc language really exists.

"Knowing multiple languages ​​is not a sufficient and necessary condition for being smart." The diary began to make up for itself: "Perhaps, I will teach you powerful magic, so that you have unparalleled strength and defeat enemies you cannot defeat!"

"Nothing is necessary, it's superfluous," Lewis wrote. "Ever heard of Voldemort?"

The diary froze for a moment, but still wrote: "Well, I've heard of it."

"I, Harry Potter, was able to kill this boss when I was one year old. Now you say you want to teach me powerful magic?" Lewis paused, rubbed his sore wrist and continued to write: "Look at that Voldemort , He and his Death Eaters are like a bunch of stupid baskets, I, Harry Potter, are waiting for him at Hogwarts, if he dares to come, his nose will be picked off by him."

The diary was down for a long time, but nothing was written in the end.

After a long time, he still said, "Well, you won."

"Isn't it enough to admit it early?" Lewis wrote in his diary.

"I think we don't need to go around in circles at all. You are not Harry Potter at all. Who are you?"

The diary still found Louis' true identity.

"You're smart enough to light up a bathroom," Lewis wrote in his diary, adding quickly at the end of the sentence: "And a girls' bathroom."

The notebook shut up, obviously half-pissed off by Louis.

Feeling bored, Louis closed the notebook and threw it to Kristaza.

That's it?

At four o'clock in the afternoon, the three members of the Louise family drove to Windsor Castle in a car.

Diana didn't go. She and Cousin Charlie are looking at each other and hating each other now.Charlie doesn't think she understands him enough to make a good vase, and Diana thinks he's a scumbag.

Old Louis was very pleased with Catherine, and especially liked her ambition.He always thought that his grandson was too honest and responsible. Now that he has a good wife to take him with him, he will definitely let him get rid of his life attitude of salted fish.

When I got off the bus, Cousin Charlie was already waiting at the gate.

This is also out of respect for his elders. He respects old Louis very much, and often tells people that old Louis is his honorary grandfather.

After hugging and saying hello to old Louis, the prince who broke the Guinness World Record hugged Louis again.

"Oh, my little Louis, you seem to have grown a little taller than my waist."

"Hey, just wait..." Louis gritted his teeth and said, "Sooner or later, there will be a day that surpasses you!"

"Hahaha, I hope there will be a day, I hope you can only grow up to the height of my chest." Cousin laughed and teased Louis.

"Hmph...don't be too happy, I wish you 70 years as the crown prince!" Louis gritted his teeth and cursed his good cousin.

The cousin was stunned for a moment, then realized, and said with a smile: "Oh, that's really great." There was a sincere smile on his face: "Who will still have a mother when he is seven or eighty years old?" Well, this is really a happy thing."

Louis: ...

Wrong, I forgot that this guy is Ma Baonan.

Then my cousin realized what he said was wrong, and quickly explained: "Sorry, Louis, I didn't mean that..."

"If you don't explain, it really doesn't seem like you mean it." Louis squinted at his good cousin.

"Hahaha..." Cousin smiled a little awkwardly. In order to dispel the awkward atmosphere, he looked at Catherine aside: "This is your girlfriend, don't you want to introduce me?"

"Hi, Your Highness." Catherine gave a ladylike salute in a neither humble nor overbearing way: "I am Catherine Worley, Deer...Louis' girlfriend."

"You don't need to be so polite, Catherine, you can call me Charlie." Cousin Charlie is indeed a seasoned veteran, and he is so familiar with women.

He held Catherine's hand very measuredly, and he just touched her fingertips a little and it was instantly broken.

Although he is widowed and sick, he is not a copper smelter like his brother.

"Have you washed your hands, my dear cousin." Louis clicked his tongue: "I can see that oily spot on the back of Catherine's hand..."

"Maybe it's someone's saliva." The cousin shrugged, his teeth were as sharp as Louis's.

"Okay, Charlie, are we really going to stand here all day?" Grandpa finally couldn't take it anymore, and he wanted to find a place to take a nap.

The elderly have a great sleep addiction.

Only then did the cousin realize that he couldn't let the grandfather stand for too long, and he led everyone into the castle with a smile.

After entering the castle, Louis suddenly felt his hand tighten.

Originally, he had been holding Catherine's hand, but at this moment, Catherine added a little more strength, obviously a little nervous.

It's no wonder if you're not nervous. Who has experienced this kind of battle?

"Louis! My dear baby!"

An exaggerated voice sounded, and he knew it was Cousin Anne without asking. Louis felt his body lighten up, and the whole world began to spin.

It was Cousin's tornado that destroyed the parking lot.

"Okay, Annie, put Louis down, this kid is almost out of breath."

It was Uncle Phil who came to the rescue at a critical moment.

Only then did the cousin put down Louis, looked at his circled eyes, and couldn't help giggling.

"Thank you, Uncle Phil, you saved my life." Louis said out of breath.

Cousin's love really came so violently and so deeply, Louis was silent and ran aground but couldn't get back to his senses.

"Your boy learned tricks in Scotland and never came back. Your aunt misses you so much." Uncle Phil has always been the kind of character who doesn't know what to say: "I really don't know what is worth your obsession with that kind of juggling tricks .”

"Dad!" Annie slapped her dad with a big mouth reproachfully.

Since it was a family banquet, it was more casual, without so many red tapes. My aunt was not in the living room, but was waiting for Louis and Catherine in the study.After seeing Louis, she greeted him warmly, and then she grabbed Catherine and started talking cordially.

For Catherine, she still likes it very much.Louis often wrote letters to his aunt to praise Catherine, so under the influence of Louis, his aunt still had a good impression of Catherine.

Seeing Catherine, she seemed to see herself in a trance, the years of war, the age of passion, and the girlhood of driving trucks and Stukas...

At this time, a maid came over, handed a board to the aunt, and asked respectfully: "Your Majesty, these are the dishes prepared in the kitchen today, please have a look."

My aunt chose a few that she liked, and handed the board to Catherine: "Choose a few too."

Catherine took it as she said, and looked at the menu. She didn't understand French, so she randomly picked out a few favorites and handed them back to the maid. The maid bowed and then retreated.

After talking with her for a while, it was time for dinner, and my aunt took Catherine to the restaurant together.

The restaurant is in a typical Baroque style. The gorgeous crystal chandelier reflects colorful light and shadows under the light. The attendants shuttled in an orderly manner, spreading a heavy gold silk embroidered tablecloth on the huge square long table, and then filled it with fruit and food. and candlesticks.

Catherine was guided by the maid to sit on the right side of her aunt—this time, unlike at Malfoy's house, the guest of honor was Catherine, so she had to sit on the right side of the master.She observed others calmly, and then imitated them to spread the white square scarf on her lap.

A bell rang, and the head chef came in with a team of maids pushing carts, and stood beside the crowd.The head chef lifted the lid on the plate and gently placed the meal in front of the aunt, and then the maids served the dishes in unison. Catherine found that the dishes in front of her were all the ones she had chosen before. The slightly larger food inside has already been cut into a well-proportioned bite size.

After the dishes were served, the head chef led the maids away in a hurry, and the servants immediately poured wine for them.

Seeing the dazzling array of tableware in front of her, Catherine panicked for the first time in her life. She looked at her aunt for help, and asked in a low voice, "Your Majesty...Aunt Liz, you know, I have never participated in a similar banquet. ...I really don't understand."

"Actually, I also have a secret to share with you." My aunt smiled and winked at Catherine, grabbed the stem of the goblet, and took a big sip of wine for herself: "You know I've been living here, but actually I have never understood the etiquette in this regard.”

She put down the goblet, took Catherine's hand and patted it gently.

Auntie's smile is very kind and relaxing.

"So you don't have to be too cautious. Knowing how to use a knife and fork is enough... Tell the servants what you want to eat, and they will prepare it for you."

After being comforted by her aunt, Catherine breathed a sigh of relief, but she didn't completely relax. It's always right to be cautious.

After eating and drinking enough to leave the restaurant, Catherine held Louis back. She had a question from just now.

"Little Deer, why is there no one eating the food in the middle of the dining table?"

"Oh, those..." Louis touched his nose in embarrassment, "Those are for viewing, not for eating." To be honest, he, a Siris soul, actually can't stand this kind of extravagance Wasteful behavior, but this is the table manners of the nobles, and he can't help it.

That is, I, Louis, only have eight sets of four-season uniforms, so I can't see these extravagant things!

"Hey, Louis." A disgusting voice sounded from behind the two of them, and looking back, it was second cousin Andy.

Louis disliked him very much. Really, if he hadn't worried about his uncle and aunt's face, he would definitely have to deal with him.

"Why don't you take your little girlfriend back in such a hurry, why don't you have a drink with your dear cousin?" Although Andy was talking to Louis, his eyes were fixed on Catherine maliciously.

"Don't bother my cousin, I have something else to do, please go ahead." Louis bowed politely, but there was an extremely hard-to-detect sternness in his eyes.

"Okay, okay, if you're free, you must bring your little girlfriend to have a drink with me." Andy said casually: "I invite you."

After speaking, he took a deep look at Catherine, turned and left.

However, the moment he turned around, he heard what Louis said, a word he didn't understand the meaning of, and then he was in a trance, as if he had fallen into a blissful paradise.

"Imperio! (Out of body)"

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　　Say sorry to everyone.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)