I'm the paper king at Hogwarts

Chapter 161 The Spider Taught You How to Be a Human Being
To be honest, since she met Hermione, she has been constantly refreshing Harry and Ron's cognition.

But Ron swears that he has never imagined, or never dared to imagine, that Hermione can reach out with such agility. I don't know who trained it, but there is a high probability that it will be Bordeaux in Cold Valley.

She jumped onto Aragog's back in twos or twos, and with a wave of her little hand, a blue magic lightsaber appeared in her hand, and sixteen blue long swords appeared on her shoulders and necks.

The tip of the sword pointed directly at Aragog's eyes covered with white clouds. Even if Aragog was blind, he could clearly feel the blue light flickering from the tip of the sword.

Blind, but not completely blind, cataract does not mean completely blind.

The acromantulas that were about to move stopped suddenly, and even the one that touched Harry's back immediately stopped.

The sound of clicking, clicking, and clicking became more dense, rapid and chaotic.

"Let go... Aragog!" The spider at the beginning clicked and shouted, the anxiety from the heart was completely unreal.

After all, Aragog is the ancestor of the entire clan, and he was held hostage by a female human cub in front of the entire clan. What's the matter?

"Get out of the way! The life of your ancestors is in my hands!" Hermione snapped.

The giant eight-eyed spiders looked at each other, not knowing what to do, this was the first time they encountered such a situation.

"Command them! Get out of the way!" Hermione yelled at Aragog again.

Aragog seemed to be terrified, and it took him a long time before he reluctantly said: "I'm old enough, I've lived enough..."

"Be honest!" Hermione pointed forward with her wand, stinging Aragog's blind eye.

A strange thing happened, the white cloud on his eyes melted quickly when the blue lightsaber touched it, like ice and snow touched by a branding iron.

Aragog finally regained the light.

He looked at the densely packed clan spiders covering the valley in the distance, and felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart.

He who was a little tired of life suddenly didn't want to die.

"Okay... get out of the way, Taquila." Aragog ordered loudly.

The first big spider, Taquila reluctantly swayed its eight long legs and turned around, chattering for a long time.

The giant eight-eyed giant spider wall collapsed, and soon a path opened.

"Harry! Get Assistant Tifa out!" Hermione yelled.

Harry hastily took out his wand and used it on the spiderweb to shatter his bones.

The spider web exploded, revealing the pale-faced Tifa, but after all, the thing was close to the body. Tifa was hit in the stomach by the aftermath, and a mouthful of blood spewed out, making the spider group even more restless.

The taste of fresh blood, the spider and you both want to know.

There were already acromantulas who couldn't hold back the impulse to attack, but Ron was very clever, and a thunderbolt explosion hit the big spider in front of it, which did not cause any excessive damage to it, and was able to scare it.

Taquila made a hasty clicking sound, and the acromantulas reluctantly calmed down, and slowly backed away.

"Where am I?" Tifa looked around in confusion. The big spiders around her made her feel a little creepy—after all, she was a girl, and her ability to accept such evil-looking creatures like spiders was still a bit weak.

In fact, not only girls, but also boys can't accept it, okay?

"There's no time to explain, Assistant Teacher Tifa." Harry touched Tifa with his elbow, "Let's wait for Hermione to think of a way first..."

Good guy, wait for Hermione to figure it out.

Generating dependencies belongs to yes.

"Assistant Tifa? Are you addressing me? Eh..." Tifa looked bewildered.

She also knew that now was not the time to talk about this, so she could only look at the little girl riding a big spider in the distance, waiting for her to make a decision.

Presumably this is Hermione, she looks really handsome.she thought to herself.

"You tell them to send a few spiders and send us out!" Hermione ordered Aragog, with an extremely unfriendly attitude.

The situation is stronger than people, and Aragog can only do as he wants.

While Hermione was speaking, a lightsaber shot out from her shoulder, across a big tree in the distance.

Under the shocked eyes of the spiders, the big tree fell to the ground.

Hermione was standing up, she snorted and shouted: "Don't play tricks on the road, or grandma's magic will tear you to pieces!"

Seeing that three spiders came out "voluntarily", Hermione said to the two useless men, "Okay, you two choose one to go up..."

Harry didn't care, the spider turned over quickly and neatly, but Ron was different, he stared palely at the spider in front of him, and it was right under the tree.

"Ronald! Hurry up!" Hermione was anxious, is it time to pick and choose?

At the critical moment, Tifa picked Ron up and sat on the spider's back without saying a word.

Fangya jumped onto Harry's spider, Hermione saw that everyone was ready, and patted Aragog: "Okay, shall we go?"

Aragog was silent for a while, and organized a set of deceitful words: "My child, at my age, my legs and feet are not flexible. Look, how about I call you a younger one..."

"Stop playing tricks! What if you go back on your word after letting you go! Be honest! Don't leave and kill you!" Hermione's tone was very firm, and it seemed that she was determined to get Aragog.

Reluctantly, seeing that she didn't take the bait, Aragog could only walk out with eight long legs.

"Wait!" said Hermione, "stop and let the two of them go ahead."

She was referring to the spider that Harry and Ron were riding.

Aragog clicked, and the order of the procession changed, with Hermione and Aragog at the end.

"Son, you have to sit still, old Aragog doesn't want to be stabbed to death by your hand..." Aragog acknowledged his fear with some trepidation.

That lightsaber was too frightening for the spider, and it seemed that it was not easy to mess with.

Hermione didn't say anything, just cast a few strengthening spells on herself so that she wouldn't fall off Aragog's back.

Not to mention, sitting on this back feels really good, but it's a bit prickly in the thigh, it's super itchy...

It might be the tiny amount of toxin in the hair of the acromantula. In short, Hermione felt extremely uncomfortable, and she could only press down her skirt as much as possible to prevent the spider's fluff from hurting more skin.

She turned around inadvertently, and saw the group of giant eight-eyed spiders behind them. The feeling of endless mountains and plains made her scalp tingle.

"What is this doing? Tell them to go back." Hermione ordered uneasily.

But Aragog did not accept Hermione's order this time, instead he said leisurely: "Son, you can't force this, my children are concerned about my safety, and they are also preventing you from going back and killing me if you leave. .”

"We wouldn't do that!" Hermione argued.

"Look, you don't even trust me, why do we trust you?" Aragog's words were sharp, refuting Hermione speechless.

But Hermione is different from Catherine. Catherine doesn't reason with anyone except Louis, while Hermione is more bookish and reasonable.

Since what Aragog said made sense, she was too embarrassed to refute it.

Of course, in the case of Catherine, whether or not these giant acromantids are enough for her is another matter...

The way back was relatively fast. The acromantula's legs were very good, and it took only half an hour to reach the edge of the Forbidden Forest.Those acromantids from the Aragog clan also followed the team like shadows, and they seemed to have no intention of giving up at all.

Hagrid's hut was already in sight, but the acromantulas stopped in their tracks and refused to go any further. No matter how threatened Hermione was, they just stood there and stared at them motionless.

Aragog felt Hermione's displeasure on his back. In fact, he saw it too. The spider's perspective is very strange, which may also be caused by the special structure of the eyes. At least they are different from humans, with eight eyes and rotating It is very flexible, and its perspective is much wider than that of humans.

It said, "Okay, let's stop here."

Soon he felt that something was wrong, so he added: "Hagrid and I once had an agreement that my heirs would not appear too close to Hogwarts."

"But, what if you violate the agreement and chase us down?" Hermione was really worried about these spiders. After all, she only had one life, so she didn't dare to gamble with the lives of herself and the other two good brothers.

Everyone is happy if they win the bet, but if they lose the bet...hehe, whether or not they can receive an admission letter from Hogwarts after 12 years is still another matter.

The situation seemed to be at a stalemate, and the spiders behind became restless again, probably expressing dissatisfaction with Hermione and the others for not leaving.

It could also be that they are grinding their teeth and sucking blood to eat some fresh meat. They have been greedy for a long time.

During the stalemate, Fang Fang, who was playing dead at Harry's feet, suddenly stood up and barked outside. Harry hurriedly comforted it, and complained about Fang Fang's sudden convulsions.

The answer appeared quickly, and a huge figure in the distance staggered and staggered over, and Yaya's cry became more and more urgent, as if he had found the backbone.

It's not unreasonable to say that the dog is relying on people's power.

"Harry?" A rough voice sounded, and the three little ones looked at each other, all showing happy smiles.

Harry turned over and got off the spider first, and ran over, still shouting: "Hagrid! Hagrid!"

It gallops like a baby swallow throwing itself into the forest.

"Oh, Harry." Hagrid picked up Harry and hugged him in his arms, then looked over there. "Aragok?" he asked.

"It's me, Hagrid." Aragog greeted politely: "Okay, now that you're here, I think this brave child in me can go too..."

Hermione looked around and found that the dense spider showed no sign of retreating.

She knew that Hagrid was a good man, and she didn't want to hurt the relationship between Hagrid and Aragog, so she just thought about it for a while, then retracted the Kalia Swift Sword of her wand, and poked Aragog's neck with her wand.

"Aragok, let your children go back!"

Aragog hesitated for a moment, propped up his limbs, looked at Hagrid for a while, and finally turned around, making a loud clicking sound.

The group of giant eight-eyed spiders began to communicate fiercely again, and after a while, several huge spiders rushed out from the group of giant eight-eyed spiders, and quickly crawled towards them.

"Kill them! Little girl!" Aragog growled in a voice only the two of them could hear.

Without the slightest hesitation, Hermione flew halfway out of the blue radiant sword on her shoulder, nailing all six thorny heads to the ground.That swift sword is sharper than anyone imagined, it can even cut through the iron cans of the lost knights, not to mention these spider shells?You must know that the giant arachnid is just a body of flesh and blood, and their shells are only a little stronger than crocodile skin, but not much stronger.

For the worst one, the bright sword flew in from its mouth and flew out from its chubby belly, bringing up a piece of yellow-green viscera and pouring it on the green grass. At the same time, the stench was accompanied by The breeze spread out, causing Ron to spit out the head of the spider under him.

"You fucking..." Under him happened to be the Taquila just now, with a piece of white paste hanging on the black claws, which seemed to be the bread that Ron ate at noon.

Of course, it is also possible that it was last night. After all, I have just vomited it just now, so there is a high probability that it is not what I ate today.

As an intelligent creature, the acromantula naturally loves cleanliness. How could Taquila, who was sprayed with vomit, be happy?

"Oh, sorry." Ron said embarrassedly.

Aragog on the side stopped Taquila's next cordial greetings, he raised his head, looked very imposing, and made a high-pitched clicking sound towards the spider group again.

This time it worked, and the group of giant eight-eyed spiders returned to the depths of the Forbidden Forest like an ebbing tide.

"Compared to you, I trust Hagrid more." Aragog said meaningfully.

Then, looking at Hermione, who couldn't quite understand it, he made a clicking sound like laughing: "I want to thank you, child, you not only cured my white eyes, but also helped me get rid of my anxiety. It's a thorny head..."

"You have gained Aragog's friendship." As he said, one of Aragog's big black pincers bent upwards, and Hermione touched the pincer with her wand with great joy.

"Yes, don't use your hands, just use a wand instead." Aragog said, looking at Hermione again: "This time, you should come down, right?"

Hermione hurriedly jumped off Aragog's body, her first reaction was nothing else, but to use magic power to conjure countless little blue hands to help her scratch crazily on her thighs.

She endured it for more than half an hour, and it can be said that she is half a strong woman.

Ron couldn't wait to turn over, and Tifa still looked like he didn't understand the current situation.

"I still have to say that I'm really not interested in human flesh." Aragog said slowly.

Hermione frantically grabbed Xiao Bao's thigh, and asked contemptuously, "Then you just said to leave you with a human leg..."

"Little girl, sometimes you don't need to say something when you know something." Aragog imparted his experience pointingly: "As you humans say, speech is silver, silence is golden (eloquence is silver, Silence is golden), talking too much is easy to be annoying..."

Hermione just wanted to refute, but suddenly combined with the reality of her own life, she lost the desire to refute.

She found out that the old spider was really right.

As a result, her little face collapsed all of a sudden.

"What's the matter, Hermione?" Ron poked Hermione, "You're already out of danger, why are you still acting like this?"

"I'm fucking depressed..." Hermione covered her face and said, "I was actually taught how to be a human by a spider..." (Here Hermione used bloody instead of fxxking, which is not too dirty.)
"I think you might as well look away. Many people haven't had this kind of experience yet." Aragog's tone was a bit mocking. After all, Hermione pointed at him with a wand for so long, and the old spider's heart is not very good. What if something bad happens out of fright?
"Okay, Hermione." Hagrid comforted: "The most important thing you should do now is go back and take a shower, drink some hot drinks and rest..." He looked at Aragog again: "Thank you, my Friends, thank you for sending them back, if there is nothing else, I will take them back first, and I will bring some food to see you in two days."

"Alright Hagrid, goodbye." Aragog waved his big paws twice, as if making some gestures.

Seeing this, Hagrid cheerfully stretched out his hand and did the same, enjoying it a bit.

Finally, Aragog turned his heavy body and crawled deep into the forest with his two sons.

After the spider left, Harry finally asked that sentence.

"What were you doing just now..."

"Oh, Professor Dumbledore asked me to buy some live chickens. You know, the monsters in the Chamber of Secrets are more afraid of chicken crowing." Hagrid said, putting Harry on the ground: "You three... um, still Assistant Professor Tifa should go back, I think Professor Dumbledore and Louis should be very anxious waiting for you."

"How do you know that Principal Dumbledore and Louis are waiting for us?" Hermione asked suspiciously without scratching her legs.

"Of course it was planned by the two of them..." Hagrid said this, and suddenly covered his mouth and remained silent, his two big eyes were wide open, full of regret.

Why did the mouth get bald so quickly!

Louis and Dumbledore in the principal's room sneezed twice at the same time.

"This Louis! Damn it, he plotted against us!" Ron said angrily, "I knew that Professor Ye couldn't appear there for no reason. He must have discussed it in advance and wanted to use this opportunity to get rid of us. Hmph... and this spider, he definitely doesn't want to find this group of spiders, that's why he let us go..."

"Shut up Ronald." Hermione rolled her eyes: "Do you think everyone is as afraid of spiders as you are?"

As she said that, she started to frown again, and her legs started to itch again, but she scratched so hard just now that her skin was almost scratched, the little girl could only gently rub her fingertips to relieve the itching, she almost cried when she saw that expression Out.

Hagrid also noticed Hermione's embarrassment, and he suggested thoughtfully: "I think we should go back soon, there is still a potion prepared by Madam Pomfrey in my cabin to help you all relieve your pain."

(End of this chapter)