I'm the paper king at Hogwarts
Chapter 202 How to let the Italians break the defense
Chapter 202 How to let the Italians break the defense
Louis reckoned that Snape's intestines were almost ruined now, and sometimes people have to pay for their mouths too fast.
The [-] points deduction is quite unfair, so people must not get on top.
This scene was watched by Sirius, and amidst Snape's sullen expression, he let out an earth-shattering click.
As Snape's conjugate lifelong enemy, Sirius is always willing to add obstacles to Snape on any occasion and at any time, even if the added obstacles are only a little bit.
"As long as it is blocked." He always said that.
After all, this was his best brother's favorite hobby when he was in school. Regardless of who was right and who was wrong in school, at least the current Headmaster Snape deserves to be beaten.
To be honest, even Louis, a Slytherin, felt that sometimes Professor Snape was a bit too shameless, not to mention how students from the other three colleges commented on Snape.
When they came to the auditorium, the young Louis couple caused a burst of cheers.
"Are you going to be transferred to Gryffindor?" Hermione shouted excitedly. The little girl's Halloween costume was two long dies. Those who didn't know it thought it was a tuskarr.
It seems that she has stepped out of this shadow, at least she is not so resistant to Big Mater.
—What you need is a village of tusrusers.
Yes, so Ron also got a long die, which looks ridiculous and saves a lot of trouble.
"Yes, Catherine and I will be Gryffindors in the future." Louis lied without blushing.
As soon as the voice fell, the entire Gryffindor College cheered.
The expressions of the Slytherins dropped instantly, and they took the joke seriously.
In Gryffindor, only the twins don't believe it. As master pranksters, the two are now dressed as ghosts. They both shouted in unison: "I don't believe it unless you prove it to us."
Louis shrugged: "Yeah, I was just kidding, this is our Halloween costume."
Saying that, Christaza also took Tom and Jerry into the auditorium and walked to Louis.The uniform Gryffindor costumes of the three of them almost blinded the eyes of the students.
In this way, even a fool can see that this is their family's Halloween costume, the Slytherin classmates regain their smiles and vitality, and the Gryffindor classmates boo, obviously feeling that they have been tricked He looked unhappy.
"It's okay, I can still be Ravenclaw next year." Luis chuckled, picked up the pumpkin juice in front of Harry, and drained it in one gulp.
"I haven't had a drink yet..." Harry said weakly.
"If you want to drink, I won't drink it." Louis looked disgusted: "Tsk, what kind of dress are you wearing, how do you look like a person from the last century?"
Harry's outfit is a bit retro, and he has a fake beard, which looks very much like the famous French writer Maupassant.
Also very much like some benevolent bearded man named Joseph.
Today is Lupine's weak period, and Friday is the full fifteenth night, so Lupine has not recovered today, so he will not participate in this Halloween for the time being.The students didn't know about it, and among the professors, a limited number of people knew about it. Except for Snape, everyone was tight-lipped about it.
As for Snape, it seemed that he was afraid that the world would not know. Whether it was in Potions class or the substitutes in several other grades, he was always acting weird, and he deserved to be beaten to death.
Sirius was dressed as Snape today, yes, with a black bat-like cloak and a black greasy wig, which instantly won the favor of Gryffindor, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw.
The reason why Gryffindor College likes Sirius is because Sirius is originally from Gryffindor, while the mentality of the other two colleges is simpler, as long as you persecute Snape, you are our good friend.
Enemy of enemy is friend.
Professor Snape was sitting at the guest table. If eyes could kill, Sirius must have died by now and couldn't die anymore.
If it weren't for the concern that there were so many people in the auditorium, and Dumbledore was on the side, he would have dragged Sirius and thrown Shenfeng without a trace.
The current level of dislike of Sirius has risen to the same level as Potter in his heart. If possible, he would like to use Shenfeng Wuying together on the faces of these two people who hate them, so as to give them both plastic surgery.
This kind of thinking can only stay in the imagination, unless he now abandons the light and chooses to go to Voldemort, otherwise there may be no chance of revenge in this life.
But this is obviously a paradox. Voldemort was the murderer who killed Lily. As the only Hogwarts appointed Snape, how could he choose to follow Voldemort?
The decoration of the auditorium is still the same as in previous years, and there is nothing new. If I have to pick some new elements, it is that last year's seventh graders and freshmen have changed.
Banquets are free, you can sit together in groups of three or four, without restraint, you can sit with whoever you want, provided that everyone is willing to do so.
As a Ravenclaw, Penello forced her way into Louis' circle with her good friend Veronica.
"Louis, this is my good friend Veronica, she wants to get to know you very much." Penello introduced her best friend to Louis generously.
Veronica is indeed beautiful, a beautiful woman with black hair and black eyes, who seems to be of Italian descent.Sure enough, when she opened her mouth, a strong Italian accent came out.
"Nice to meet you, Your Highness Mountbatten, I am Veronica Esposito." Veronica reached out and held Louis: "I am currently studying at Ravenclaw College, and I am the same as Penello. One grade."
Louis obviously sensed Veronica's nervousness, he comforted her with a gentle smile, and motioned her to sit around with everyone.
After chatting for a long time, Vitaly, who was dressed as a vampire, also came over, found a chair, and sat down on Louis's right, facing Veronica.
I don't know if it's an illusion, but after introducing each other, Veronica and Vitaly had an electric arc inexplicably looking at each other.
Crackling, strange and scary.
Catherine poked Louis and whispered in his ear, "What's the matter, the two of them knew each other before?"
"I don't know either." Louis replied in the same low voice.
"Could it be that the two people's dresses conflicted a bit?" Catherine whispered, pointing to Veronica's angel wings without any trace.
Yes, there is a shining halo on Veronica's head, a very standard angel dress.
Angels and vampires obviously belonged to two camps. From this point of view, the inexplicable hostility between the two is not a strange thing.
But Catherine was obviously wrong. The hostility between the two people in front of her was not caused by the clash of cosplay images.
Needless to say, Vitaly's heart is actually very bad. She picked up the small card on the table and quickly wrote something on it. After a while, the house elves quickly and efficiently served her a tomato. pasta.
The next moment, she picked up the knife and fork, and in front of Veronica, she carefully cut the pasta with the knife and fork, and slowly sent it to her mouth like eating fried rice, but it was unexpectedly elegant.
Seeing Vitaly's movements, Veronica rolled her eyes, slapped her forehead with her little hand, and said helplessly to herself, "Mamma Mia...what a barbaric way to eat..."
Vitaly raised her eyebrows at her demonstratively, with a look of what you can do to me.
Veronica, who was obviously annoyed by Vitaly's provocative actions, immediately lowered her head and wrote down the food she wanted to eat. Soon, a long baguette was brought up.
Veronica picked up the baguette, stood up and smashed it on her leg vigorously, slapped it on the table hatefully, and picked up one of them, biting viciously, as if she was biting Vita Li's flesh and blood.
But it obviously doesn't work for the silly bitch like Vitaly.
"I think..." Catherine began to sway: "Student Veronica, maybe you should use the trap door to go to France now, find a Muggle shop to buy a tape recorder, and then carry it while playing "Prussian "March", while dancing under the Arc de Triomphe, it may be more lethal."
Facts have proved that Vitaly's nemesis will always be Catherine. As a master of milking, Catherine will always find a suitable angle at the right time to let Vitaly break through
As soon as Catherine finished speaking, Vitaly made a "special" sound, and a noodle jumped out of her nose.
She gave Catherine a vicious look, reached out and tore off the noodle, and continued to struggle with the pasta on the plate.
Veronica gave Catherine a thumbs up, then turned to Penello and asked, "Then what are you going to eat?"
Penello had already written the order card, and when the house elf delivered the plate to her, Veronica was furious all of a sudden.
She really didn't expect that the worst backstab came from her best sister.
"What... what is this?" She pointed at the pizza on Penello's plate with trembling fingers.
"Pizza." Penello smiled like a flower, and introduced Veronica like a treasure: "Look, pineapple, ham...what a wonderful combination..."
"Duck Duck Mama, Penello, I think you're a little bit lost." Veronica's voice was trembling like her fingers: "This is garbage, it's inaccessible food, if pizza has a caste system, then it's Dalit, Mamma Mia..."
Her two hands made the shape of "Seven", dangling in front of her face.
"Do you know how high the sugar content is in this? Take it away, take it away, take it away, everything I make is much tastier than this..." Veronica's voice even brought some heartbreak.
Of course, many students may not understand why Italians react so strongly when they see pineapple pizza.
Let me give you an analogy, this is equivalent to seeing big buns with pineapple stuffing, strawberry mapo tofu, chocolate filling Xiaolongbao, dumpling ice cream, oily chocolate noodles are unacceptable to the people of Seris, and people who do it at the same time I really like to eat like this and ask you what's wrong with an innocent face, how is it, is your fist hard?
"You try it, the taste is definitely not as bad as you imagined." Penello persuaded, and even approached her with a plate.
Veronica avoided it like an electric shock, and said disgustedly: "Ham and pineapple? This dark combination, eating it will definitely cause acid reflux, right? If you eat it, your stomach will make a sound like gurgling, oh my god , Penello, my best sister, why did you hurt me like this..."
"Pineapple with pizza is just for fun, who would eat fruit flavor!" Veronica really couldn't accept it.
With a soul from a gourmet country, Louis understood Veronica's feelings very well. After all, the strawberry mapo tofu made by the devils who had a good life was enough to drive people crazy.
"Give me a slice." Vitaly didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and her hostility towards Veronica was purely the hostility between two European gourmet countries.
After all, literature is the first and martial arts is the second. In the field of food, French food and Italian food have always been unconvincing in Europe.
Penello obediently picked up a slice of pizza and handed it to Vitaly's plate.
Vitali picked up the knife and fork and carefully divided the pizza.
"Mamma Mia..." Veronica was really tired, she couldn't complain anymore: "Eating pizza with a knife and fork... Mamma Mia, you really..."
Tired, destroy it.
Grabbing her hair with both hands, she sat collapsed until Penello put a piece of pizza into her mouth.
But not as fragrant as expected.
Veronica chewed twice, then immediately spit it into the trash can beside her, and said with disgust: "No, I still can't accept this taste, my God, it's too sweet, what kind of people are there who love sweets?" Would choose this pizza, I can't stand pineapple and tomato mixed, it's too dark, I really can't..."
"If you want to eat pizza, I suggest you don't put any fruit, Penello." Veronica sighed, pointing to the plate of pizza and said: "Stop persecuting poor pizza, it's really not possible, I can Bake one for you, please trust the craftsmanship of the Italians, after all, we are the country that invented pizza..."
"Okay." Penello smiled like a little fox who stole a chicken.
"Oh my God, fruit pizza, as my good sister, don't go astray again, Penello..." Veronica begged sadly.
In fact, Louis also wanted to order a durian pizza, but in order to show respect for Veronica, an Italian, he thought about it and decided to forget it.
"Didn't you say you want to eat durian pizza tonight? Why did you change it to a burger?" Catherine asked in a low voice, puzzled.
"It's just respect. If someone dares to eat durian stuffed buns in front of me, I'll beat his brains into durians." Louis substituted in as he spoke, gnashing his teeth at the end.
(End of this chapter)
Louis reckoned that Snape's intestines were almost ruined now, and sometimes people have to pay for their mouths too fast.
The [-] points deduction is quite unfair, so people must not get on top.
This scene was watched by Sirius, and amidst Snape's sullen expression, he let out an earth-shattering click.
As Snape's conjugate lifelong enemy, Sirius is always willing to add obstacles to Snape on any occasion and at any time, even if the added obstacles are only a little bit.
"As long as it is blocked." He always said that.
After all, this was his best brother's favorite hobby when he was in school. Regardless of who was right and who was wrong in school, at least the current Headmaster Snape deserves to be beaten.
To be honest, even Louis, a Slytherin, felt that sometimes Professor Snape was a bit too shameless, not to mention how students from the other three colleges commented on Snape.
When they came to the auditorium, the young Louis couple caused a burst of cheers.
"Are you going to be transferred to Gryffindor?" Hermione shouted excitedly. The little girl's Halloween costume was two long dies. Those who didn't know it thought it was a tuskarr.
It seems that she has stepped out of this shadow, at least she is not so resistant to Big Mater.
—What you need is a village of tusrusers.
Yes, so Ron also got a long die, which looks ridiculous and saves a lot of trouble.
"Yes, Catherine and I will be Gryffindors in the future." Louis lied without blushing.
As soon as the voice fell, the entire Gryffindor College cheered.
The expressions of the Slytherins dropped instantly, and they took the joke seriously.
In Gryffindor, only the twins don't believe it. As master pranksters, the two are now dressed as ghosts. They both shouted in unison: "I don't believe it unless you prove it to us."
Louis shrugged: "Yeah, I was just kidding, this is our Halloween costume."
Saying that, Christaza also took Tom and Jerry into the auditorium and walked to Louis.The uniform Gryffindor costumes of the three of them almost blinded the eyes of the students.
In this way, even a fool can see that this is their family's Halloween costume, the Slytherin classmates regain their smiles and vitality, and the Gryffindor classmates boo, obviously feeling that they have been tricked He looked unhappy.
"It's okay, I can still be Ravenclaw next year." Luis chuckled, picked up the pumpkin juice in front of Harry, and drained it in one gulp.
"I haven't had a drink yet..." Harry said weakly.
"If you want to drink, I won't drink it." Louis looked disgusted: "Tsk, what kind of dress are you wearing, how do you look like a person from the last century?"
Harry's outfit is a bit retro, and he has a fake beard, which looks very much like the famous French writer Maupassant.
Also very much like some benevolent bearded man named Joseph.
Today is Lupine's weak period, and Friday is the full fifteenth night, so Lupine has not recovered today, so he will not participate in this Halloween for the time being.The students didn't know about it, and among the professors, a limited number of people knew about it. Except for Snape, everyone was tight-lipped about it.
As for Snape, it seemed that he was afraid that the world would not know. Whether it was in Potions class or the substitutes in several other grades, he was always acting weird, and he deserved to be beaten to death.
Sirius was dressed as Snape today, yes, with a black bat-like cloak and a black greasy wig, which instantly won the favor of Gryffindor, Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw.
The reason why Gryffindor College likes Sirius is because Sirius is originally from Gryffindor, while the mentality of the other two colleges is simpler, as long as you persecute Snape, you are our good friend.
Enemy of enemy is friend.
Professor Snape was sitting at the guest table. If eyes could kill, Sirius must have died by now and couldn't die anymore.
If it weren't for the concern that there were so many people in the auditorium, and Dumbledore was on the side, he would have dragged Sirius and thrown Shenfeng without a trace.
The current level of dislike of Sirius has risen to the same level as Potter in his heart. If possible, he would like to use Shenfeng Wuying together on the faces of these two people who hate them, so as to give them both plastic surgery.
This kind of thinking can only stay in the imagination, unless he now abandons the light and chooses to go to Voldemort, otherwise there may be no chance of revenge in this life.
But this is obviously a paradox. Voldemort was the murderer who killed Lily. As the only Hogwarts appointed Snape, how could he choose to follow Voldemort?
The decoration of the auditorium is still the same as in previous years, and there is nothing new. If I have to pick some new elements, it is that last year's seventh graders and freshmen have changed.
Banquets are free, you can sit together in groups of three or four, without restraint, you can sit with whoever you want, provided that everyone is willing to do so.
As a Ravenclaw, Penello forced her way into Louis' circle with her good friend Veronica.
"Louis, this is my good friend Veronica, she wants to get to know you very much." Penello introduced her best friend to Louis generously.
Veronica is indeed beautiful, a beautiful woman with black hair and black eyes, who seems to be of Italian descent.Sure enough, when she opened her mouth, a strong Italian accent came out.
"Nice to meet you, Your Highness Mountbatten, I am Veronica Esposito." Veronica reached out and held Louis: "I am currently studying at Ravenclaw College, and I am the same as Penello. One grade."
Louis obviously sensed Veronica's nervousness, he comforted her with a gentle smile, and motioned her to sit around with everyone.
After chatting for a long time, Vitaly, who was dressed as a vampire, also came over, found a chair, and sat down on Louis's right, facing Veronica.
I don't know if it's an illusion, but after introducing each other, Veronica and Vitaly had an electric arc inexplicably looking at each other.
Crackling, strange and scary.
Catherine poked Louis and whispered in his ear, "What's the matter, the two of them knew each other before?"
"I don't know either." Louis replied in the same low voice.
"Could it be that the two people's dresses conflicted a bit?" Catherine whispered, pointing to Veronica's angel wings without any trace.
Yes, there is a shining halo on Veronica's head, a very standard angel dress.
Angels and vampires obviously belonged to two camps. From this point of view, the inexplicable hostility between the two is not a strange thing.
But Catherine was obviously wrong. The hostility between the two people in front of her was not caused by the clash of cosplay images.
Needless to say, Vitaly's heart is actually very bad. She picked up the small card on the table and quickly wrote something on it. After a while, the house elves quickly and efficiently served her a tomato. pasta.
The next moment, she picked up the knife and fork, and in front of Veronica, she carefully cut the pasta with the knife and fork, and slowly sent it to her mouth like eating fried rice, but it was unexpectedly elegant.
Seeing Vitaly's movements, Veronica rolled her eyes, slapped her forehead with her little hand, and said helplessly to herself, "Mamma Mia...what a barbaric way to eat..."
Vitaly raised her eyebrows at her demonstratively, with a look of what you can do to me.
Veronica, who was obviously annoyed by Vitaly's provocative actions, immediately lowered her head and wrote down the food she wanted to eat. Soon, a long baguette was brought up.
Veronica picked up the baguette, stood up and smashed it on her leg vigorously, slapped it on the table hatefully, and picked up one of them, biting viciously, as if she was biting Vita Li's flesh and blood.
But it obviously doesn't work for the silly bitch like Vitaly.
"I think..." Catherine began to sway: "Student Veronica, maybe you should use the trap door to go to France now, find a Muggle shop to buy a tape recorder, and then carry it while playing "Prussian "March", while dancing under the Arc de Triomphe, it may be more lethal."
Facts have proved that Vitaly's nemesis will always be Catherine. As a master of milking, Catherine will always find a suitable angle at the right time to let Vitaly break through
As soon as Catherine finished speaking, Vitaly made a "special" sound, and a noodle jumped out of her nose.
She gave Catherine a vicious look, reached out and tore off the noodle, and continued to struggle with the pasta on the plate.
Veronica gave Catherine a thumbs up, then turned to Penello and asked, "Then what are you going to eat?"
Penello had already written the order card, and when the house elf delivered the plate to her, Veronica was furious all of a sudden.
She really didn't expect that the worst backstab came from her best sister.
"What... what is this?" She pointed at the pizza on Penello's plate with trembling fingers.
"Pizza." Penello smiled like a flower, and introduced Veronica like a treasure: "Look, pineapple, ham...what a wonderful combination..."
"Duck Duck Mama, Penello, I think you're a little bit lost." Veronica's voice was trembling like her fingers: "This is garbage, it's inaccessible food, if pizza has a caste system, then it's Dalit, Mamma Mia..."
Her two hands made the shape of "Seven", dangling in front of her face.
"Do you know how high the sugar content is in this? Take it away, take it away, take it away, everything I make is much tastier than this..." Veronica's voice even brought some heartbreak.
Of course, many students may not understand why Italians react so strongly when they see pineapple pizza.
Let me give you an analogy, this is equivalent to seeing big buns with pineapple stuffing, strawberry mapo tofu, chocolate filling Xiaolongbao, dumpling ice cream, oily chocolate noodles are unacceptable to the people of Seris, and people who do it at the same time I really like to eat like this and ask you what's wrong with an innocent face, how is it, is your fist hard?
"You try it, the taste is definitely not as bad as you imagined." Penello persuaded, and even approached her with a plate.
Veronica avoided it like an electric shock, and said disgustedly: "Ham and pineapple? This dark combination, eating it will definitely cause acid reflux, right? If you eat it, your stomach will make a sound like gurgling, oh my god , Penello, my best sister, why did you hurt me like this..."
"Pineapple with pizza is just for fun, who would eat fruit flavor!" Veronica really couldn't accept it.
With a soul from a gourmet country, Louis understood Veronica's feelings very well. After all, the strawberry mapo tofu made by the devils who had a good life was enough to drive people crazy.
"Give me a slice." Vitaly didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and her hostility towards Veronica was purely the hostility between two European gourmet countries.
After all, literature is the first and martial arts is the second. In the field of food, French food and Italian food have always been unconvincing in Europe.
Penello obediently picked up a slice of pizza and handed it to Vitaly's plate.
Vitali picked up the knife and fork and carefully divided the pizza.
"Mamma Mia..." Veronica was really tired, she couldn't complain anymore: "Eating pizza with a knife and fork... Mamma Mia, you really..."
Tired, destroy it.
Grabbing her hair with both hands, she sat collapsed until Penello put a piece of pizza into her mouth.
But not as fragrant as expected.
Veronica chewed twice, then immediately spit it into the trash can beside her, and said with disgust: "No, I still can't accept this taste, my God, it's too sweet, what kind of people are there who love sweets?" Would choose this pizza, I can't stand pineapple and tomato mixed, it's too dark, I really can't..."
"If you want to eat pizza, I suggest you don't put any fruit, Penello." Veronica sighed, pointing to the plate of pizza and said: "Stop persecuting poor pizza, it's really not possible, I can Bake one for you, please trust the craftsmanship of the Italians, after all, we are the country that invented pizza..."
"Okay." Penello smiled like a little fox who stole a chicken.
"Oh my God, fruit pizza, as my good sister, don't go astray again, Penello..." Veronica begged sadly.
In fact, Louis also wanted to order a durian pizza, but in order to show respect for Veronica, an Italian, he thought about it and decided to forget it.
"Didn't you say you want to eat durian pizza tonight? Why did you change it to a burger?" Catherine asked in a low voice, puzzled.
"It's just respect. If someone dares to eat durian stuffed buns in front of me, I'll beat his brains into durians." Louis substituted in as he spoke, gnashing his teeth at the end.
(End of this chapter)
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