I'm the paper king at Hogwarts

Chapter 284 Louis Taught You to Pick Up Girls

It is quite easy to use the resurrection stone to deal with Snape. As for why, everyone on earth knows.

As for whether Snape's past is Arigado's beautiful sheep... Lily-san, that's unknown.

After all, the graves of James and Lily were several feet high.

After Snape had left, Harry asked in a low voice, "Why is Karkaroff so worried? I mean - he looks quite abnormal, as if he has something dark on his mind."

"Karkaroff is a Death Eater," Louis said with a smile, meeting Harry's puzzled gaze, "It seems that you really forgot that Hermione gave you a science popularization during the summer vacation—Food Eater Dead Apostles are loyal supporters of your old enemy Voldemort, they took such a murderous name to show their uniqueness, but in fact, they are all..."

As he spoke, Louis bent his index finger and tapped his head, implying that their brains were not normal.

There is nothing wrong with what he said, who is a decent person who is a Death Eater...

Talking and walking, the two came to a huge reindeer statue.

Louis and Harry noticed something different, for example... Hagrid and Madame Maxime were sitting on a huge stone bench for a tryst.The moonlight poured down on the two of them like water, and the atmosphere became hazy. Looking at Madam Maxime's appearance, it was obvious that Hagrid wanted to kiss her, but Hagrid was so straight that he didn't notice Madam Maxime at all. intention of.

The two of them slapped him on the face, especially Louis. He remembered the embarrassing incident when his senior sister asked him if he wanted to try lip gloss, but he scraped his lips and put it in his mouth.

This small bush is not only the pair of giants, but you can also see Roger Davis and Fleur Delacour lurking in the small bush. Fleur has a look of shock, if Madame Maxime is not here , estimated to have to run away.

Hagrid was talking about his childhood, but Mrs. Maxime just listened quietly, sitting there staring at Hagrid without saying a word.Louis saw a beetle lying in front of him. Of course, Harry saw it too. He lowered his voice and asked in Louis's ear, "Why are there beetles this season? Could it be created by magic?"

Louis didn't answer, he stretched out his hand and flicked the beetle's buttocks, and the beetle fell to the ground like a kite with a broken string.

"It gave you a look, Harry, I swear it definitely gave you a look!" Harry said in a low voice, but he couldn't believe it.

"Of course it's staring at me, she's an Animagus like Professor McGonagall." Louis said leisurely.

The beetle fluttered its wings and flew away.

Harry was shocked, but Louis ignored him, and continued to watch and listen over the tip of the reindeer's antlers, but Hagrid had never talked to anyone about his childhood, you know, with his broken mouth To a certain extent, it is a miracle not to talk about my childhood with others.

"My dad was very sad when my mother left. My dad was a little guy. When I was six, if he annoyed me, I would lift him up on top of the wardrobe, but instead of getting angry, he And always made him laugh out loud..." Hagrid's deep voice became more choked.

Madame Maxime listened, motionless, as if gazing at the silver fountain.

"Dad brought me up... but, oh ho, he died, just after I went to school, and suddenly... um, died, and after that, I could only make my own way, in this lonely In this world, I was alone...but soon, I was not so alone, it was Dumbledore, he helped me a lot when I was desperate, honestly. He was very good to me, he was A very, very nice guy..."

Dumbledore was issued a good card without warning.

After Hagrid had handed out Dumbledore's goodwill card, he pulled out a polka-dotted silk bandanna and blew his nose loudly.

"...The basic situation is like this," Hagrid said sullenly, "What about you, where are you from..."

Louis knew that Hagrid was going to be stupid, so in a hurry, he kicked Harry out. He was as graceful as a frightened bird, graceful as a dragon, and the shadow of a peach blossom falling into the Excalibur...

In fact, it is more like the twelve-yard nuclear explosion possessed by Aveiro.

This little episode interrupted Hagrid's spellcasting in an instant. Madam Maxim was still listening to what Hagrid said, but her interest was also interrupted by the sudden appearance of Harry.

Madam Maxim suddenly stood up and said with an unnatural expression: "It's too cold, I want to go in..."

Hagrid couldn't care less about Harry at this moment, and he immediately got up and stammered, "No, no...you don't go, I—I've never met anyone else before..."

"Another person? Tell me clearly!" Madame Maxime said coldly, her tone was more piercing than the cold wind blowing above the castle.

Louis's heart skipped a beat, and he kept calling for the worst, and he immediately released a tongue-and-throat lock at Hagrid without any trace.

"Of course it's the first time I've met such a gentle, kind, kind and virtuous woman as you, Madam Maxim." Louis stepped forward and politely bowed slightly to Madam Maxim. I have a good impression of this young man, and when Louis said this, the impression was even better.

Then Louis looked at Hagrid, who was struggling to speak, and said quickly, "Oh my God, Hagrid, what's wrong with you? God, you look bad, my friend, I think you should go to Pon Mrs. Frey, let's see what's going on with you..."

As he spoke, he supported Hagrid, and said politely to Madam Maxime, "Sorry, ma'am, Hagrid is not feeling well. I need to take him to Madam Pomfrey, so I'm sorry..."

"I'll go too, you two small bodies, can you help him?" Madam Maxim expressed doubts about the abilities of the two, she didn't believe that these two boys could get Hagrid to Madam Pomfrey's hospital wing go.

"Don't worry, ma'am." Louis assured the ticket, "Hagrid just has a bad throat, and it's not that he has bad legs, so you can go to work first, I think the hibiscus in your school seems to come from that bush ?”

Louis, who wanted to distract Mrs. Maxim, resorted to a trick of Li Daitao, trying to make Fleur attract Maxim's hatred.This trick really worked, Fu Rong immediately went OT, Madam Maxim looked at Rogers who was staring at her, and took a deep breath.

If she was a dragon, Louis had no doubt that the next skill would definitely be Dragon's Breath.

But unfortunately, she is not, and the words she spit out after taking a deep breath are also orders like scolding.

"Fleur! You! Come back to the castle with me! Now! Immediately!" She gave a series of orders, showed a forced smile at Louis and Hagrid, and led the wind to the auditorium.

Fleur gave Louis a vicious look, then turned around and chased after Madame Maxime.When they were far away, Louis broke the spell on Hagrid's mouth with a wave of his hand.

"My God, Hagrid, you're just... hopelessly hopeless!" said Louis with a heartbroken look on his face that could have been as bad as it could have been.

Hagrid has a good temper, and he wasn't too angry at first. He just wanted to complain about him, but when Louis said this, he couldn't help asking cautiously: "Why, why do you say that? Oh, I also know that I have a poor EQ... ..."

"Did you just say 'a half-giant like you'?" Louis looked at Hagrid with a half-smile.

The simple and honest Hagrid hiccupped when Louis asked him this question, and immediately asked guiltily, "Yeah, what's the matter? Oh, there shouldn't be any problem with this, after all, she really looks like a half-blood giant..."

"You are a dead straight man, Hagrid..." Louis said weakly, "Let's not talk about her race, even if she is really a half-blood giant, you should never mention it..."

"Why?" Hagrid asked puzzled.

"Do you think about how people see you?" Louis looked at Hagrid with a half-smile.

Hagrid froze for a moment, then suddenly realized: "Ah, I see... Then you mean, let me lie?"

"No, my God, you're a disaster..." Harry couldn't stand it anymore, and complained, "Can't you be enlightened, my God Hagrid, if Norbert in his childhood could understand, wouldn't he If you are willing to eat and think the beef in front of you is not good, what will you do?"

"Of course I will... Oh!" Hagrid was halfway through, and suddenly realized, "So, women are like magical animals in their infancy, and we have to coax them in instead of saying everything out?"

"You're not hopeless." Louis looked at Hagrid pityingly, "Listen to me, women are like donkeys, you have to coax them, but don't dare to tell the truth, like a girl asking you Is she ugly when she wakes up in the morning? At this time, you must quickly answer that she is very beautiful, as always, even if she wakes up really ugly this morning..."

"I understand a little bit, my God, women are so complicated..." Hagrid muttered, "Now I want to face snails more, and I don't want to face complicated women."

"What about Mrs. Maxime? You just retreated like this, backed off, my God, Hagrid, you have to cheer up!" Louis began to cheer Hagrid: "You are the only one in Hogwarts who has All the boys from Hogwarts have never dated girls from other schools, but what about you, you are hell-difficult to come up-you are the headmaster who has fallen in love with others, think about it, this sense of accomplishment, This kind of satisfaction, if you succeed, will not make all the students of Hogwarts like you?"

"It's true!" Hagrid's black beetle-like eyes lit up, and he flicked his mustache. "Then I will obey you. From now on, I will do what you say I will do!"

"First of all! One thing that is absolutely forbidden is that you must not mention the matter of her blood in front of Mrs. Maxim. No matter how curious you are, you have to hold back!" Louis warned ferociously.

Hagrid took a deep breath, nodded deeply and agreed, "I understand, then what?"

"Always remember that Mrs. Maxim is always right. If you think it is wrong, please refer to this point I want you to always remember. Don't talk back to her... I am not teaching you to be a boiled sheep , but your big head is full of magical animals, and there are too few things about women, so let’s come back and discuss carefully if you have anything to do!" Louis looked at Hagrid with burning eyes, "Remember, This matter is very important."

"I understand...but what if she speaks ill of Dumbledore? In that case, I won't obey her. Dumbledore is the wizard I respect most..." Hagrid scratched his head and said inexplicably.

He really, I cried to death, he was thinking of Dumbledore until this point.

"Then you refute her, remember! You can't back down on issues of principle without a bottom line. For any issues that involve the bottom line, point it out to her immediately. If she really likes you, she will definitely respect your opinion. Otherwise, Just ignore her again!" Louis looked at Hagrid with a puzzled look on his face, and sighed, "Go, Harry, go and call out my mother, Hermione, and Catherine, as well as your new daughter Friends... Oh yes, call Sakuya out again... Forget it, let them go to my office, let's hold a meeting for Hagrid together!"

"Okay, I'll go right away!" Harry immediately agreed, since it was a matter of Hagrid's life, he didn't dare to be careless.

Louis patted Hagrid and said with a smile, "Let's go, Hagrid. Anyway, I can't continue to participate in today's dance. Why don't you come and sit in my office?"

"Okay, it's up to you." Hagrid clenched a handkerchief tightly in his hand, and it was wrinkled, which proved that he was not at peace.

After returning to the office, the seat was almost full in a short while. Everyone was very concerned about the life-long event of Hagrid, a careless big friend. They were afraid that if he didn't pay attention, he would miss the chance of victory. up.

Harry sat on the sofa and told everyone exactly what happened just now, especially what Hagrid was about to say.

After listening to Harry's narration, everyone's blood pressure rose immediately, and Hermione clenched her little fist even more. Looking at Ron beside her, she was almost ready to do something.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Ron said with some fear, "I haven't messed with you recently, why are you looking at me like this, my God, isn't it because you said something about your 'vomit' association? You know, I wear that vomit badge out of love for you..."

Then, Hermione's wand effectively stopped Ron's continued inflammation like penicillin.

"Okay, put down your wand, Hermione." Louis said helplessly: "We are now discussing with Hagrid about how to get along with Mrs. Maxime in the future, and giving him some emotional advice, not letting you Show us how to tame a husband, shall we?"

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