I'm the paper king at Hogwarts

"Old Yu, oh, you old fellow." Lao Chen stepped forward, warmly embraced the panda man in overalls and a red and black plaid shirt, and beat each other's backs with bear paws, making a thump sound.

The eyelids of the three little ones twitched, and Ron whispered to Hermione, "Oh my God, if this hits my back, it will knock me apart..."

"It can make you a paraplegic," said Hermione sympathetically.

Seeing the suspenders, Louis actually wanted to ask Lao Yu if he would rely on Tieshan...

But as a Pandaren monk, he must know this thing, right?Especially when he wears a middle parted hairstyle...

Cut, I liked Lao Yu quite a bit at first, but this way - I like it even more!

With that said, Old Chen let go of Old Yu, and introduced the newcomers to the latter: "This head Zhu Taran and Ms. Tao Shi, you have met before... well, these are friends from the New World You guys, although you are a little younger, you are quite capable..."

While speaking, he greeted everyone and walked downhill until they came to a lively market.

"As I said, I'll invite you next time," Old Chen said to Louis with a smile on his stomach, "The pandaren's promise is always valid. Today you are eating at Banshan Farm—I treat you."

Good guy, Mr. Chen will pay for the consumption of the audience today, right?

There are several pandaren dancing in the market, and a female pandaren with brown fur is doing a bunny dance with her hands in front of her head. She flicks her big brown tail and looks quite cute.

"Hey, Gina, you look beautiful today." Lao Chen greeted a female pandaren in a red dress.

Gina waved at him, and replied with a smile: "You too, Old Chen, I always feel like you are getting fat again?"

Don't get me wrong, Pandaren men regard fat as their beauty, and the fatter and rounder men are, the more popular they are among women. After all, a round body is very suitable for rolling.

Louis knew this female pandaren. As a man who went to the Mid-Levels Farm to farm for nothing, how could he not know the quartermaster of the Tillers?
Chao, I think it took a lot of effort to get the prestige of Qian Mo Ke's best friend.

"Your vision is really good, Gina." Lao Chen patted his stomach, pointed at Zhu Taran cheerfully and said: "Look at this head Zhu, he can't get fat, he can't be considered a handsome man... "

Zhu Taran glanced at him, but said nothing, as a sharp sword in the shadows, sometimes being too fat is not a good thing, especially when you always have to fight the mantid, and you exercise too much, you can't get fat even if you want to.

Lao Chen is full of fat, he is full of tendons, there is no comparison.

But Tao Shi didn't seem to think so, the way she looked at Zhu Taran obviously meant something like that.

"Don't be smug, Lao Chen, let's introduce these unfamiliar friends." Gina refers to Louis and his group: "Oh my god, look at you skinny, you must not be able to eat well ?”

Several periods crossed Louis' mind. When Gina said this, she was obviously looking at Catherine and Hermione. If she didn't feel that Gina was really sincere, she might have greeted them directly.

After learning that they were "human beings" from the New World, Gina showed a very interested look, beckoned them to go inside, and said, "What a coincidence that you all came, today is the day for Master Meimei to make soup... Look, the mogu fish soup is being stewed over there, let's taste it together, you must know that the dishes of the masters are not available all the time."

"Really? We just sat on the kite all afternoon, and we're already a little hungry." Old Chen Fly rubbed his hands eagerly: "I haven't had the fish soup from Tiezhang's family for a long time, I must have it today full..."

The panda people in the Banshan Bazaar were very lively, showing unparalleled enthusiasm for the five human cubs from the New World.It stands to reason that today is the turn of cooking masters of stewing, but because of the arrival of five new guests, the masters of grilling, cooking, steaming and baking have come to show themselves cooking skills——As for why there is no master brewer, it is probably because Gina thinks that these underage cubs are not suitable for drinking.

Not only that, but they also ate authentic pandaren eight-treasure noodle soup, which was even better than Tom's.

"I'm dying." Harry hiccupped. "No, I have to loosen my belt..."

"You loosened it when the black pepper ribs and shrimp came out," Ron said panting, clutching his round belly.

Cooking is actually a physical job, and it can also make people sweat profusely. Anyway, at least Ron is tired enough.

"You guys are really worthless." Louis said with a smile. He paid more attention to his image and didn't eat too much.Hermione and Catherine are girls, they need to pay attention to image management, and they don't overeat like Ron and Harry.

As a result, only these two brothers were supported.

After dinner, a grand fireworks show was held.Pandaren's technology in fireworks is no less than modern technology, and they can even write pandaren characters in fireworks-Welcome to Banshan, my friend.

There is also the most classic phrase "I will invite you next time", which made Louis a little annoyed. If it hadn't been for the fact that Lao Chen really invited him to a big meal this time, he would promise to add some buns to Lao Chen's head. embellishment.

When resting at night, Gina arranged a good room for them, just on the mountainside, leisurely and quiet.Lying on the bed, you can still hear the chirping of insects and birds outside, which is full of pastoral fun.

Early the next morning, they were woken up by Zhu Taran. The Shado-Pan faction had always followed the rule of getting up at dawn, and thanks to the late dawn in Pandaria, otherwise they would not have had enough sleep.

Louis actually wanted to sleep in, but considering the dark landscape of the Dread Wastes and the long distance, he had to hold his nose and resist getting up.

After breakfast, under the leadership of Lao Chen, they came to the kite administrator "Flying Wing" Xiaoya, borrowed a green pandaren kite, and set sail.

"I want to go to the toilet..." Harry said suddenly while walking halfway, clutching his buttocks.

"What's wrong with you?" Ron asked concerned.

Harry twisted his face, and shouted a little anxiously: "It's showing... It's showing..."

"It's really worthless..." Hermione rolled her eyes and complained.

For the unbearable Harry, Lao Chen had no choice but to press the kite and land on the ground, and wait for Harry to settle his personal affairs before taking off into the air.

The Valley of the Four Winds is really wide. It was around ten o'clock in the morning when Louis saw a winding silhouette appear at the end of his vision. As the kite got closer, a magnificent and magnificent city wall appeared in front of his eyes. .

"This is the Serpentine's Spine, which has guarded the Great Wall of our Pandaren for tens of thousands of years." Lao Chen's expression was very sacred, and he introduced the majestic Great Wall in front of everyone with an almost pilgrimage attitude.

Everyone overlooked the winding Beaulieu Spine in the air, the magnificent Great Wall lies quietly in Pandaria, went north to Kunlai, where Cangshan was covered with snow, and went south to the verdant Valley of the Four Winds, protecting this continent like a solid barrier, loving peace creatures.

When you get closer, you can see dense black spots in the distant sky, like a swarm of flies.Hermione, who is a patient with trypophobia, couldn't help pointing to the black spot and asked, "What is that?"

"It's the mantid, they are attacking the Pass of the Setting Sun..." Old Chen sighed, "For thousands of years, thanks to the tall Beaulieu Spine, the panda people have a unique defensive advantage, making it difficult for the mantid to attack. , countless heroic pandaren sacrificed on the Great Wall, protecting the peace and stability of their homeland behind them..."

"They are all heroes." Hermione, who was originally a virgin, held her heart and murmured.

"Yes, they are all heroes." Zhu Taran, who had been silent all this time, let out a long sigh.

The kite landed on the wide city wall. Lao Chen picked up the kite and handed it to the pandaren at the flying point.

"Old Mai, remember to help me return the kite to Xiaoya, I rented it for two gold coins..."

When talking, Lao Chen had a pained look on his face.

"Understood, the stingy alcoholic old Chen." Old Mai laughed.

"Let me introduce to everyone, this is the flight controller of Beaulieu's Spine, 'Iron Wall' Lao Mai." Lao Chen introduced to everyone with a smile, he turned to look at Lao Mai, and asked: "Old Mai, Get us a gondola, we need a trip to the Dread Wastes."

"Fear Wasteland? My God, that's a very dangerous place. What are you doing there?" Old Mai frowned and asked, "Recently, the mantid has been unstable, and there have even appeared many difficult ones with gray and white Mantid with evil energy, you guys are going, aren't you going to deliver food?"

"Don't worry, we are here to investigate this thing," Old Chen sighed, "So what about the danger? For the peace and happiness of Pandaria, I will go there too."

"You... well, okay." Lao Mai said, looked at the five humans, and said hesitantly: "The five of them don't have to go with them. Seeing that they are all human cubs, you are not a fool!" What about people?"

"They are even more powerful than me." Old Chen said with a smile, "These are the most powerful wizards among human beings. Believe in them, they are right."

Old Mai shrugged and said nothing.Louis burrowed into the ramparts, found a fire, and bound it to the floo.

"If something goes wrong, we can come back at any time. I have already connected this place to the Floo network." Louis said with a smile: "Of course, you must not mispronounce the place name when you come back. In case I send you to The heart of fear is not so much fun."

Zhu Talan looked at Louis with great interest, and was still thinking about whether to bind such a convenient thing to the Shado-Pan Monastery and the White Tiger Temple. Or support, it will be much more convenient.

Let's talk when we are done, Zhu Taran thought in his heart.

Soon, Lao Mai's hanging basket was ready, and under Lao Mai's earnest instruction, eight people sat in the hanging basket and let it go down.

In fact, it was quite unexpected. When Ron went down, he happened to fall into a spider web. Immediately afterwards, he saw densely packed big pink eyes.

It's a fear-weaving web spider. It looks a bit unflattering. Its eight long legs are as pale and thin as if they were joints. The spider's stomach is also covered with goblins, like craters on the surface of the moon. There are also horn-like protrusions, which look really disgusting.

Ron took a deep breath.

"Ah!!!" He howled loudly, shocking the surrounding spiders for a moment.

Good guy, how about playing sonic attack here?

"Reducto!" Ron's reaction was not slow, and he had a fear of spiders, but the instinct he had trained in the mirror world for many years still allowed him to quickly release a series of spells.

The little spiders obviously don't have rough skin and thick flesh. Although they are dry and not round at all, their skin is really brittle. The little spiders under Ron's spell exploded one after another. The time is dirty and dirty, if it is not far away, it will be covered with him to some extent.

"Outsider!" A muffled roar sounded, and everyone raised their eyes to see a tall and strong thing like a stone statue.

"It's the Mogu!" Old Chen shouted loudly, he found out from nowhere a long staff with a wine gourd hanging on it, and rushed at the strong Mogu in the first place.

Zhu Taran said solemnly, "I recognize him. He is Koror, the 'Blade', the guard of Gelsan High Platform."

As he spoke, he also drew out two short knives and joined the battle.

Tao Shi did not join in the attack on Koror the Sharp Blade, but took out his bow and arrow, and began to shoot at the spiders frantically rushing around.

"Help me!" she yelled. "Use your magic to fight back the spiders!"

Without him shouting, the three little ones who didn't like spiders took out their wands one after another, and began to spell-bomb the spiders.Seeing that they could deal with the spiders, Louis took a cold breath and gave Koror a faint.

Koror was struggling to deal with Zhu Taran and Lao Chen, the two legendary heroes. When he didn't check for a while, he was hit on the head with a curse, and immediately passed out.

Louis waved his wand and tied Koror tightly. He patted Lao Chen and said to him, "Call Old Mai, let him take this Koror back, I think you can definitely learn from him. Get useful information."

"The mogu are all stubborn rocks, and it's not easy to pry information from them." Old Chen said hesitantly.

"It's okay." Louis chuckled, took out a bottle of potion from the space, and handed it to Old Chen: "This is Veritaserum. For his size, you only need to fill him with half a bottle, and he will pour beans into a bamboo tube." , and explain everything I know to you in a comprehensive way.”

"That's right, why did I forget this good thing..." Old Chen Yixi raised his head and shouted, "Old Mai! Old Mai!"