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Chapter 65 Is Just a Teaching Assistant of Defense Against the Dark Arts

Chapter 65 Is Just a Teaching Assistant of Defense Against the Dark Arts
Louis sternly rejected Mr. Principal's proposal to add cockroach piles to the crazy Thursday fried chicken set meal. This is not a reward, but a scare...

Look at which normal person likes to eat such weird-shaped things!Mr. Principal, you really need to think about it carefully, and let the mouse tail drink.

And the main reason he proposed this "Crazy Thursday" was because Dumbledore would be ashamed to give Harry extra points if he did so.

The old mille-feuille belongs to yes.

In addition, Louis made a suggestion to Dumbledore that each wizarding family only needs fifty copper Knuts to order fried chicken in the Hogwarts kitchen.

On the one hand, it is to generate income for Hogwarts, and on the other hand...it can be regarded as a little care for poor families.

Of course, Dumbledore readily accepted it, and declared that this was Louis's suggestion, and it was regarded as a support for him.

Sure enough, within three days it caught the attention of Rita Skeeter, who blatantly wrote on the front page of the Daily Prophet that Louis Mountbatten might be the illegitimate son of Dumbledore's illegitimate son.

Just don't let old Louis know this, otherwise he will definitely drive his beloved pink flagship cannon and blast his mother.

Of course little Louis knew, but considering that Rita never spits ivory out of his mouth, he decided to hold it in for a while, and when the time came, he had to give this old woman an irresistible reason to praise her. brag about yourself.

Soon it was next Thursday, and Louis also ushered in his first Defense Against the Dark Arts class independently taught by him.

Louis also specifically communicated with the system, asking the system to grant him the authority to summon monsters in different dimensions.

As for how to summon more reasonable, he thought for a long time before finally remembering the Mirror of Erised.

When he went to borrow it from Dumbledore, Dumbledore was curious to let him demonstrate it.How could Louis be polite? He dragged Lao Deng to the Quidditch pitch and summoned the dancer from Lenglie Valley.

We must keep an eye on Lao Deng.

So, Dumbledore gave him a performance of what is called a master of transfiguration.

Dumbledore just turned the weeds into tangled vines, and the metal sledgehammer and a puppet smashed the dancer hard into the ground.

The corners of Louis's eyes twitched as he watched the dancer gradually turn into fly ash and fly into the Mirror of Erised. He couldn't help but have a better understanding of Professor Dumbledore's strength.

I thought that it would not be a problem for me to be a cheater, and it would not be a problem to surpass Dumbledore (Bleddeau) within a few years. Judging from the current situation, my thinking is really a bit young.

He secretly used a check on Dumbledore.

Albus Dumbledore

grade? ? ?wizard

Talents: Charms (15), Potions (8), Transfiguration (20), Dark Arts (10), Defense Against the Dark Arts (17), Flying (10), Herbalism (5), Divination (4 ).

After watching him, he becomes emo.

Thinking of the pendant Catherine gave him, Louis' fighting spirit was rekindled.

He didn't need his help in the first few lessons, only the Defense Against the Dark Arts lessons in the first and third years conflicted with Snape's teaching time.

So Snape chased him away like a fly.

Louis was unhappy, very unhappy, and in annoyance, he begged the house-elves to make him a cloak of the same style as Snape, and asked Emeris to buy him a black wig by the way .

Yes, he cosplays Snape.

Standing at the door of the classroom, he took a deep breath, let it out slowly, opened the door with a bang, and used his magic wand to "swipe, swipe, swipe" under the surprised and unbelievable eyes of the students who wanted to laugh. The windows of the classroom were all closed.Like a little bat, he strode to the front of the podium with big strides, turned around neatly like Snape, flipped his greasy hair to a side part, imitated his greasy accent, and said:
"You've come here to learn this art of defense and counterattack against dark wizards, and since there's no fools squatting in front of cauldrons cooking slugs, some of you may not believe that it's actually a delicate science ——I don't expect you guys to really understand the sweet magic resonance when you wave your wand, and the beauty of powerful spells shot out. You won't really know how to punish black wizards, the kind of magical magic that makes people's hearts sway and their minds blurred. Curse... I can teach you how to increase your reputation, gain glory, and even conquer death—”

"But there must be one thing, that is, you are not the kind of stupid fools I often meet."

Speaking of this, the students who had been holding back their laughter broke out into a burst of laughter.

"Quiet—" Louis squinted his eyes and spoke in a dragged tone, vividly imitating Snape's learning.Now the students laughed even more, especially Harry, Ron, and Neville, who laughed the loudest.

Hermione, on the other hand, looked at Louis worriedly, thinking in her heart what if Louis was picked on by Snape?
"Ahem, be quiet—" He maintained order in the classroom again. This time, the students showed great face and suppressed their smiles one by one to see what else he could do.

Like a gust of wind, Louis whirled towards Harry like a little bat.

"Potter!" he said suddenly, "if I wanted to disarm a wizard's wand, what spell should I use?"

"The Disarming Charm, Professor." Harry said, suppressing a smile, "The spell is Expelliarmus."

"Well, well, Pott." Sne... Louis asked again: "If I want to stun a dark wizard, what kind of spell should I use?"

"Stunning Charm, Professor." Harry answered in a smooth and smooth manner, "The spell is stupefy."

"Let's try again, Pot... If I want to smash the obstacles in front of me, what spells do I need?"

"Crushing Curse, the spell is Reducto." Harry smiled and looked at the young professor of the same age in front of him.

"Sometimes, fame doesn't come for nothing." Louis chuckled and turned around: "That's a good answer, Gryffindor—no extra points."

There was an uproar in the hall, and the Slytherin students who had a bitter face when they heard Gryffindor suddenly burst into smiles, and the whole class was filled with a happy atmosphere.

"Why, Professor!" It was the explosion genius Seamus Finnigan who asked aloud.

"I think you should understand, Mr. Demolition Genius, I'm not a professor, and I don't have the privilege to add points." Louis replied slowly.

Not only the tone of voice, but even the level of yin and yang weirdness is exactly the same as Snape.

The classmates laughed for a while, and Louis took off the wig and bat cape and put them aside.Clapping his hands, Tom and Jerry ran over like wind to help him get the outfit aside.

Of course, just like the secretaries of civil servants with English, as Louis with the British flag, how could he not arrange two assistants for himself as a teaching assistant?
However, Tom and Jerry's assistant coaches are more similar to caddy in nature, just helping him with tea and water.

(End of this chapter)

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