An evolutionary game starting from Suolongjing.

Chapter 394 Dayu: Okay, okay, then don’t even play (off the table!)
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After Zhang Ke cleared away the dishes on the table in front of him again, he patted his stomach that was slightly full and breathed a sigh of relief.

Seeing this, the two female fairies following behind hurriedly came forward to remove the dinner plates and wine bottles from the table, carried a lot of dishes and walked away, but did not come back.

Do not misunderstand.

It's not that Heaven is short of food.

A banquet of the size of the Peach Club would never treat guests in such a disrespectful manner. Although in the past [-] Peach Clubs, we have never encountered guests like Zhang Ke who came purely for food and drink, but This does not mean that the reserves in the kitchen are also so scarce.

During this season, the God of Cooking, the Stove King and his wife, and the Heavenly Chef Stars will be gathered together. These few are responsible for cooking the main dishes and are also responsible for the control of various dishes.

There is only abundance and never lack.

As for the remaining dishes, there is no need to worry. After the Peach Festival, these remaining dishes will be rewarded by the Queen Mother to the busy female fairies in the Yaochi, as well as those immortals who cannot enter the Yaochi due to their positions.

If you are lucky, you happen to meet some immortals who are not keen on flat peaches.

The lower level gods may be lucky enough to get one or two pieces of peach meat to share. Although this small portion of peach meat is not much, it can save several years of hard work!
Not to mention several years, even one year is not too little.

After all, the years used here are years in heaven. According to the inherent rules of one day in heaven and one year on earth, one peach flesh can save more than 300 years of hard work. It is really a good deal, not to mention flat peaches and other categories. Regardless of the spiritual fruits, these heaven and earth spiritual beings all have their own rules for taking them.

Pantao has fewer restrictions, but there is one hard rule, which is integrity.

Only by swallowing it whole can you have the effect of becoming an immortal and ascending in the clouds in myths and legends. After being separated, the most important spiritual charm is lost, and the remaining peach flesh will only have the most basic gain and cultivation. longevity effect.

And this is an effect unique to the Purple Line Core.

As for those 6000-3000-year-old flat peaches, they are not so precious. Although a large number of them are supplied to Yaochi, some of them also flow into the halls where major immortals gather outside Yaochi. Those who are basically third-grade or above can attend the meeting. Everyone can taste 6000-year-old peaches, and in places where second-grade and above immortals gather, everyone can get 3000-year-old flat peaches and a small amount of [-]-year-old peaches.

It is worth mentioning that there is no restriction on the consumption of these flat peaches.

In other words, whatever is given to you is yours. As for whether you eat it yourself, taste it, or give it to others, heaven has no control over it.

This is also the reason why some lucky people occasionally get flat peaches in mortal myths and legends.

Otherwise, do you really think that any character can go to the peach orchard to pick peaches?

Are the land and fairies really being guarded just for show?
Three rounds of wine, five flavors of food.

After all the dishes on Zhang Ke's table were removed, the peach party officially reached its peak.

Accompanied by a fat and thin female fairy who came from Yaochi, a refreshing fragrance instantly filled the Yaochi. The emperors and immortals present at the table could still remain calm after long battles. , communicate with the people around, and the middle and last seats, who don't come here very often, have some lustful intentions at this time, and look straight into the arms of the female fairies.

Don't get me wrong, it's not that they drank too much and the word "astringency" comes to mind.

What's more, even if you are drunk and have the fate of the previous Marshal Tianpeng, who would dare to make trouble at this flat peach party?
Although the experience of the previous Marshal Tianpeng was related to his dealings with Lingshan, if he didn't reveal his flaws, how could he have turned into such an ugly face and traveled through mountains and rivers for more than ten years before entering the threshold of Lingshan.

However, he, the majestic general of Tianhe, went to Lingshan and turned into a glutton wandering around the altar table. It must be said that this end is a bit more tragic than directly removing the immortal book and wandering around in reincarnation.
Most of the eyes of the fairies were focused on the trays held up by the female fairies.

On the wooden plate made of peach wood, from top to bottom, there are pink and large flat peaches arranged in a pagoda-like shape. The ones closest to the top are five neatly arranged purple-grained peaches. , the bottom is supported by a 6000-year-old peach.

These are for the emperors at the table and have nothing to do with them.

What really deserves attention are the female fairies who were left behind. The middle and last seats all got three purple-lined peaches, but the peaches on the bottom of the plate were different. The bottom of the middle seat was also full of medium peaches, but at the bottom there were three kinds of peaches. , arranged in order from top to bottom, from least to most.

Although, among the beings in this Yaochi, except Ziwen Xianghe, the remaining small and medium-sized Tao Ruo still have vacancies in their stomachs and can take them at will, but after all, the seats are divided, and the process still needs to be done.

As for these rules, Zhang Ke naturally doesn't understand them, but there are people around him who do.

Even when introducing these, Zhang Tianshi sighed with emotion. If Zhang Ke had not found the opportunity to change part of his own destiny through Zhang Ke's experience in the Han Dynasty, he would have been at the Peach Fair. There is still some distance between the seats in Yaochi.

Yes, among the ordinary Taoists, Zhang Tianshi, who is revered as the ancestor, has a high status in the heaven, but his high status is limited.

As for Zhang Ke, he listened, but his eyes were always looking for the female fairy who belonged to him.

One passed, and two passed. It was only when others started playing music and dancing that he saw at the end of his sight a huge tray held by four female fairies. No, it should be called a wooden table?
When I got closer, I could see that none of these female fairies were relaxed. They were dripping with sweat. Their magic power was used to lift the small mountain of peaches. It was inevitable that they were a little preoccupied with one thing and the other.

But Zhang Ke, the ancient costume fairy who seemed to be wet but not transparent, was not very interested.

When the tray was placed on the table, he nodded towards the fairies and then reached out to the peaches on the table in a slightly elegant manner.

This one is for Lao Zhangtou, this one is for Lao Zhangtou and his wife, and the rest is just a penny!

Although Zhang Ke was eighty percent full after eating the dish just now, as a young man, he is still growing, so it is normal for him to get hungry quickly, right?

What's more, although the time to change meals only takes half an hour at most, more than half a month would have passed in the mortal world.

Well, it’s reasonable to eat a full peach in half a month!

So Zhang Ke once again immersed himself in eating as if there was no one around!
Seeing the scene in front of them that was similar to Taotie's purchase of goods, the female fairies behind them felt ashamed and looked at each other helplessly.

This year's Peach Fair is really full of disasters.

I didn’t watch a single session where the immortals discussed magic and performed magical powers. Instead, they just focused on filling this rice bucket with food. It was miserable!
Regarding the female fairy behind him, as well as the comments surrounding him that were gradually attracted to him and betting to see how much he could eat, Zhang Ke's heart was completely unmoved.

Even when there were not many left on the table in front of him, he swept the leftover peach kernels into his pocket. While packing them, his dirty little hands groped along Zhang Tianshi's table.

He pushed the two purple-striped cores aside, smiled brightly, and then brought them in front of him.

Master Zhang is incompetent.

Not to mention Zhang Ke's kindness to Longhushan in the mortal world, he also helped him a lot personally. What's wrong with eating a few peaches? Even if the purple-lined core was taken away, Zhang Tianshi wouldn't say anything.

However, looking at Zhang Ke's heroic way of eating, he was curious and curious about the ancient human race.

This is still a minor. If it were those famous people in ancient times, how many gluttons would they eat in a full meal?

It’s no wonder that Heavenly Court has a deep taboo against ancient times. It’s not an easy task just to be able to bear the tossing and tossing of so many big-bellied men day and night.

As for Zhang Ke, he naturally adheres to the rule of saying nothing when eating and saying nothing when sleeping.

Moreover, this flat peach is slightly different from the dishes I have eaten before.

Although there is a peach aroma, it is actually similar to drinking a drink. It is like some kind of fruit juice drink rich in peach flesh. The moment it enters the throat, it directly and smoothly enters the stomach pouch, where it settles, digests, and turns into a steady stream. The warmth moistened his whole body.

The taste that looks like a peach will appear like a crisp peach after being broken open. While the sweetness is reduced, it has a lot of involvement.

In this way, while Zhang Ke was cleaning the peach core, he took some more moisturizer from Zhang Tianshi's table to moisturize his mouth during the interval between fairies. He watched the blood on the panel approaching the beginning of 5 at the speed of changing decimal points, and felt great in his heart. carefree.

Until Zhang Ke, who was eating, was pushed by someone else:
"King Youling, it's your turn, don't eat yet, come up quickly and perform!"

"what?"

Zhang Ke looked up and looked slightly confused after hearing this.

He glanced around, but he didn't know when the music and dance music quietly left the stage. At this time, everyone from Queen Mother Haotian to the ministers and immortals were looking at him with curious eyes.

And in this slightly embarrassing situation.

Zhang Tianshi stood up and bowed in all directions, smiling and saying: "Blessed God, King Youling rushed to the Peach Club for the first time. He didn't know that there would be such a performance in this meeting, plus immersion. Please God, King Mother, you immortals are so full of wisdom!"

"It's okay, it's okay!" Under the kind smiles of the immortals, Haotian waved his hands and said: "Even others are so greedy when they first come here, but they are not as generous as King Youling!"

"This is not a rule. It's just that the Queen Mother felt that it was not easy for the immortals to gather together, and wanted to give some opportunities to those immortal officials and juniors who could not attend the meeting, so she invited the immortals to perform some of their own spells at this time. , make a rubbing and keep it until after the meeting for the immortals to learn from."

"What do you think of King Youling? Can you come up and perform?"

"This"

Hearing this, Zhang Ke hesitated, not to go. After all, it was Haotian God who invited him, but he went, he was not prepared at all, and he had no idea what to perform, and besides, his skill tree, fighting and fighting was okay, and he didn't know what to do. Teach the words of joy.
After a slight hesitation, Zhang Ke stood up and stepped forward.

To be honest, Zhang Ke’s first impression of Heavenly Court was quite good. Except for Yun Zhouzi, who is an Earth Immortal. Although he is from Kyushu, he is not a member of Heavenly Court. In addition, the emperors and King Haotian My mother treats me very well, but because of such a trivial matter, it doesn't look good if I refuse to give her face.

Standing on the calm water of the pool, Zhang Ke scratched his head:
"God, emperors, forgive me. I am not from an orthodox heritage, and I am still young. Although I have copied some tricks from several teachers, I am still young. If there are any omissions, please forgive me. Please give me some advice." Zhang Ke smiled and bowed to all directions: "I have learned the daily skills of condensing mist, cooking fires, and watering water. As for caring for flowers and plants, I don't have to do anything in front of the fairies. I can do whatever I want, fight, etc. But it’s not very suitable for demonstration here. Well, if there is no restriction on the venue, you can also try it.”

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In the distance, at the corner of the last table, Yun Zhouzi was biting a flat peach bitterly and was stunned when he heard this. This is not what you said when you beat me to death!

Of course, thinking about it, he didn't dare to take another look at the center.

If it hadn't been for the rules, he would have wanted to run away now. Even though he was sitting here, he was planning in his mind which route to take later, but the turmoil in the Yaochi had nothing to do with him.

On the contrary, the Buddha sitting in front was slightly stunned. Although he still had that compassionate smile on his face, his eyes turned cold in an instant.

Nothing happened, but after saying these words, a young man who did not speak martial arts was looking at me eagerly. He did not speak, but stared hard at me. As for the meaning, it is a matter of benevolence and wisdom. Wise.

Seeing that a spark was about to pop out of the scene, Haotian raised an imperceptible arc at the corner of his mouth, but after waiting for a moment, he still said: "If it's inconvenient to show, forget it. Let's forget it with a little trick that doesn't matter. Today's It’s not good to fight and fight in a happy occasion and ruin the harmony!”

Although he also hates Lingshan.

But I have to mention that for now, there is nothing wrong with Lingshan except for sneak attacks on Heavenly Rise and infiltration.

As for these two items, let alone Lingshan, even these emperors and immortals here have left the orthodoxy in the mortal world that is constantly developing towards the goal of struggle and growth?

But apart from the example of Buddhism, no immortal god dared to indulge this kind of behavior that took advantage of the situation.

Even though there were many orthodox traditions that were bound to the dynasty and tried to ascend to the dynasty, they ultimately failed.

As for the reason, there is nothing else. Kyushu does not need a second heaven to divide and govern across the river.

If given this opportunity, by then, would the gods and gods be busy conquering the outer lands and expanding the Nine Provinces, or would they focus on internal fighting and defeat their enemies first?
This multiple choice question is not difficult, right?

And the results of all this have already been reflected in the world. When civil and military officials are immersed in attacking each other, it often means the beginning of the collapse of the dynasty.

This is not only the will of Haotian, but also the thoughts of the immortals in heaven.

In addition, Lingshan's other actions are also working hard for the prosperity of Kyushu, and in addition to Tianting's own battle, Lingshan has also opened up a front outside, and apart from [-]% of the results, They are all included in the many worlds of Kyushu.

This is also the reason why although Heavenly Court dislikes Lingshan, it recognizes his status.

What's more, Lingshan has weakened due to the fluctuation of time. If he continues to agree to Zhang Ke's provocation, he is somewhat suspected of pushing people out.

In this way, at Haotian's request, Zhang Ke could only spray two fires and put on a fireworks show as an alternative.

However, the burning smell in the air was gradually dissipating, but the surrounding gods and gods could not get up the interest to applaud. In fact, everyone looked at Zhang Ke with strange and strange eyes.

I really want to ask this young man who imitates cats and tigers.

What kind of bizarre train of thought led to the transformation of the majestic magical power of Samadhi True Fire into the art of disaster. It is said that demons and monsters are cruel and violent, but compared to you, they are somewhat unworthy of mention. .

Samadhi True Fire is like this, it is hard to imagine what other so-called minor techniques are all about.

Also, who is the teacher of King Youling?
Is this how you teach children?
The key is, I really watched him complete it.

In this way, many suspicious eyes were fixed on the two emperors of Huashan and Mount Tai. Two brothers, please explain?

On the side, Emperor Shuiguan silently covered one side of his face, lowered his head and buried himself in the pile of peaches so that no one could be seen.

"Yeah, it's really good!"

Seeing Zhang Ke preparing to leave after the performance, Haotian praised him against his will. Then he felt the eyes next to him, coughed slightly, and said: "This method of Youling King is also a unique one, for the true Samadhi." Fire has created many variables, which are very helpful to many immortals and gods who are proficient in the fire system, so I have to reward them."

"Gold, silver, jewels, authority, and other trivial things conflict with the law of rewarding merit. I see that King Youling is busy practicing and fighting, but neglecting daily matters. I dare not fulfill his loyal duties. You are wrong, but since you are my ministers, how can you just sit back and watch a wise minister in distress? There are 23 emperors and concubines. Except for Yao Ji, Rong Zhen, Meilan, and Qing'e, who are a few older ones, they are all considered to be suitable for marriage. age.

If not, King Youling will stay for a while after the meeting to meet face-to-face. If he and Rong Zhen and the others see eye to eye and have a liking for each other, I, as the elder, will not stop him.But the teacher will organize it as a wedding ceremony. If there are no objections, the wedding can be held together with the Peach Blossom Party at this time next year, and all the immortals will witness it, okay? "

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My Majesty Haotian, I know that you cherish talents, but is this reason a bit too forceful?
Those who know you are boasting, but those who don’t know think that your princess can’t get married!
Where does this make sense?
"Your Majesty!"

Before Zhang Ke could react, Emperor Shuiguan, who was sitting nearby, immediately stood up to object in response to the stunned expressions of the immortals.

"Oh, why?"

Haotian didn't understand. Although his reason was a bit arrogant, it was still reasonable. Although the immortals were puzzled, they also understood.

After all, in Kyushu, when parents were still ordering matchmakers, this was at Pantaohui.

After it's over, I don't know how many people here will run to propose marriage to Huashan and Taishan.

He just took advantage of his status to make it a little faster.

But what do you want to do if you, the water officer, are blocking me now?

"King Youling had an engagement before this. Your Majesty's move is indeed inappropriate. Is it possible that King Youling should be the one who started the chaos and finally gave up?"

Emperor Shui Guan spoke plausibly.

No wonder my true spirit was trembling just now and my heart was uneasy.

This is what the couple had in mind. If it were anyone else, he would have just mentally scolded the old guy for being so quick, but Zhang Ke couldn't do that!
"Is there indeed an engagement?"

Facing the gazes of God Haotian and Emperor Shuiguan, Zhang Ke nodded with difficulty and pointed at the latter: "The Emperor Shuiguan is the subordinate Taishan, eh."

At this time, Zhang Ke didn't know what to say.

Mainly because he has never seen this scene before!

No, in our Kyushu, plus the ancient times, you adults are all suffering from some serious illness. Why do you like to match others? This is a childhood sweetheart, and who wants to give it to a eldest sister?

Do I look like someone is missing at home?

And as Zhang Ke directly pushed the pot to Emperor Shuiguan, Zhang Ke didn't bother to pay attention to the expressions of the other gods. On the contrary, the expressions on the faces of Xiyue and Taishan were constantly changing, and the eyes looking at Zhang Ke were sometimes kind and sometimes kind. Gritting teeth.

"What a coincidence!"

God Haotian glanced at the Queen Mother beside him and knew that he had been tricked when he saw the other party's unfazed expression.

Even you already knew about my feelings, and you still pushed me into the fire pit.

But now that the matter has come to this, it would be a bit of a slap in the face to take it back directly, and it will inevitably become the talk of some immortals in private in the future.

So, facing the strange eyes below, after pondering for a moment, God Haotian smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, there are still three wives and four concubines in the mortal world. King Youling is the new general of my heaven, and his achievements are unaccounted. Before me, I am also worried that the rewards will not be enough and will chill the hearts of the heroes, but this is easy."

"Shuiguan, how about you and I becoming in-laws? As for the Youling King, he just started it. If you are right about your children, how about having three wives with the Shuiguan family?"

"Ah! Huh?"

Can you still come back this round?
What should he do? Zhang Ke felt that he was not as miserable as he was now when he ran into walls in the novice copy and went back and forth after death.

His strong physique seemed to have failed at this moment, and sweat continued to drip from his forehead.

After thinking for a long time, Zhang Ke said softly: "Well, I have unbearable abdominal pain. It may be because I ate too much raw food just now. Can we wait until we get back?"

Although everyone here knew that this was an excuse, looking at the way Zhang Ke bowed regardless of his manners, God Haotian finally let him go.

Then, only Haotian and Shuiguan were left at the Yaochi banquet, staring at each other with big eyes.

Haotian: It's not my fault. The Queen Mother suggested, who would have thought that you could succeed first? Now that the matter has come to this, Shui Guan, please save some face for me and admit the matter!
Shuiguan (Dayu): %￥#@&*, impossible, absolutely impossible, I came here first, this boy is my family, besides, I have detained his father and ancestors in ancient times, and the two teachers were also detained by the Yellow Emperor. There's no point in lying to a child. Without the orders of your parents, your engagement will never come true!

Queen Mother of the West, I am on my way to Kunlun right now. I am going to cause trouble. Wait!

Fangfengshi:?Am I being detained again?

　There was a power outage in the Internet cafe in the afternoon. After waiting for half an hour, I was all ready to do it today, but I got a call. I was so angry.
　　
　
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