An evolutionary game starting from Suolongjing.

Chapter 597 There are no good people (gods) in Kyushu!

Not to mention a certain dad Lan who was being helped by his brother who was silent and broke his guard. At this moment, in full view of everyone, Zhang Ke, who was lying in the iron coffin, felt like he was about to burn up!

He couldn't figure out how on earth these old antiques came up with this:

God damn it!

How miserable!

It is caused by harm that is harmful to nature.

With Zhang Ke's astonishing wisdom, which is accustomed to using super power, his brain is not enough to provide him with a sufficient vocabulary, not to mention that the condition of his brain is not very good now, so he can just make do with that meaning, anyway. Words alone cannot describe the sorrow and anger in Zhang Ke's heart!

The excitement of crossing the void and being rescued had already disappeared the moment these unscrupulous old men sealed him and packed him in a box, but now he was being carried and paraded through the market the first moment he got off the ship. With this kind of treatment, he didn't want to give him a hand on the spot. Making a fuss in heaven seems too foolish and filial.

It's a pity that everyone in the heaven was already on guard the moment they watched a certain naughty kid realize his destiny.

This kind of defense is not for a moment, but will not relax a little until someone vents out the anger that the entire human race has accumulated for countless years.

Can you imagine the strange scene between two elegantly dressed and elegant literati fighting and scolding each other?
But at the level of immortals and gods, this situation will only become more serious.

It just didn't last long.

Even if Haotian wasn't afraid of this naughty child making trouble for the time being, they would have wanted to drag Haotian in too.

Although it is nothing to be punched twice by a child. As a parent, none of the naughty children in the family had their hair pulled or slapped when they were young. However, it is unintentional and the emperors have intentional intentions. The most frustrating thing is to count the perpetrators afterwards. History, and based on their familiarity with their colleagues, their weaknesses are critical, and it is almost an inevitable foreseeable result that Black History repeatedly mentions them.

Although the weird and overly abstract popular culture in later generations is somewhat unacceptable to the old antiques in Heaven, one thing they say is true: only sufficient firepower can cure fear!
Even if there is no word of fear between them and Zhang Ke.

When it comes to this, we have to mention the habits of later generations introduced by Shaoyou and popular in Kyushu and even the wilderness!
In the hands of a group of old people who are good at learning from each other's strengths, the household registration book and greetings are all backward versions of the old almanac. What is popular now is Yin Yang Wei Qi and Zu An's Quotations.

Emperor Tianhou Tu, who was supposed to replace Xing Tian and was in charge of heaven and earth, was intercepted halfway through the journey. Many ancient beings used half force and half negotiation to coerce the two gods to end the war.

Although in some respects, breaking up conflicts does fulfill their status as human kings and make their authority more abundant, if possible, they would rather have less authority than be a firefighter.

It is worth mentioning that part of the reason why the barbarian gods left to wreak havoc in the void was because the barbaric level was too high and there was no place to vent their accumulated anger, so the gods packed up and went to find the barbarians to torture the food to vent their anger.

There is no way, who let Kyushu's bad habits for all-round development lead to the fact that everyone with some achievements is basically a cultural person, a being who can be a founder in the world? Their extensive cultural heritage enables them to use various angles and countless words to insult each other. At the same time, they can also instantly understand the other party's verbal attacks.

But Ziwei has learned from the past. Otherwise, if you don't accidentally receive three punches or two kicks, it will be light. If you get hit with a few axes, there will be no reason to explain!

Of course, with Haotian's temper, how could he tolerate others threatening him, let alone Hou Tu, who was gentle on the outside but more explosive on the inside than anyone else.

In a way, Zhang Ke has done a good thing for himself. Although the reinforcements arrived a bit late and their purpose is not simple, it is not a life and death crisis. It doesn't matter if they can come, no matter how late he is.
Under the gaze of everyone, the treatment warehouse containing the greatest hero of Heaven, the Source of Cholera in the Void, was picked up by the Tianhe navy and quickly sent to Yaochi for training.

This is the most annoying thing!

And this is the new trend that Diyou's appearance has brought to the wilderness!
And the current violent and violent wilderness has added a terrible workload to the human kings who were already in the middle and coordinating the four directions.

It was not until the noisy army disappeared completely that the emperors belatedly appeared in the gate of the starship docked at the port.

Although Zhang Ke, who was trapped in a tight siege, was rescued and returned to the base camp, the turbulent wave caused by him has not receded yet, and there are even signs of intensifying as the starship returns.

But if you look at the wilderness, you can see that many of the two beings who were originally having a small fight ended up being red-faced and furious, as if the other party had killed his whole family, and sometimes even came to break up the fight. Even the good old guys couldn't withstand the attack of the two Qianqiu, and there were also many people who directly joined in and beat both sides to temporary paralysis.

That is to say, there have been a lot of big events in Kyushu recently, and many people don't care about their personal affairs, which makes these scenes less common in Kyushu.

Such a dead atmosphere was broken, and the gods who stayed to look after the house eagerly provided emotional value to their bosses like fans welcoming celebrities in future generations, while the dozen or so old men who had done all the bad things also hypocritically catered to them. Let's finish the scene cooperatively.

Before that, they had already made up their minds. Whenever there was a possibility of meeting with the naughty kid, they would definitely invite thirty or fifty friends to gather together and bear the responsibility together.

The war was about to break out in the void, and the horrific aftermath even annihilated large areas of the void into the purest chaos.

While these two were fighting hard, the emperors who had been watching the battle from beginning to end also had to get busy immediately, either working with Xing Tian to clean up those bold foreign lands, or looking for clues to destroy those that had been destroyed by Kyushu before. All the results from the outer lands were packed back.

Regardless of the direction of the final war, Kyushu's temper will definitely not allow it to be fought in vain.

And when the heavenly army began to be re-divided and came out in full force.

Under the Yao Pond, in the divine spring, Zhang Ke, who had removed his heavy restraints, was completely submerged into the thick transparent soup like porridge. The strong medicinal properties continued to penetrate his body along the skin. The injuries of flesh and blood, Even the fatigue at the true spiritual level is being healed at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Such a rapid effect naturally attracted Zhang Ke's attention. He looked thoughtfully at the spring under his feet that was different from the surrounding pool water and led straight into the abyss. After a slight hesitation, he raised his hands and threw hard.

The next moment, his head, which had just recovered some skin and flesh and had not even had time to reshape its bones, was thrown out by him again.

The swirling head made countless bubbles in the dark pool water until it was completely engulfed by darkness.
"hiss!"

"Wait a minute, this is Yaochi, right? Why?"

"You also know this is Yaochi!!!"

Listening to the angry words on the other side, Zhang Ke shuddered subconsciously.

Yes, this is Yaochi. As one of the incarnations of the Queen Mother, is it so outrageous that there is an underwater passage under the main pool of Yaochi that leads directly to the wild Kunlun?

Really outrageous.

He originally thought that there are three emperors in heaven, and names like the Queen Mother of the Five Sacred Mountains are not very disguised. It is already too much to directly divide an incarnation to serve as an official. But who would have thought that Zhang Ke would find out about this sudden curiosity. Too much.

Now he really doubts the authenticity of the separate dynasties between Manhuang and Kyushu.

It is understandable that the human race is flirting with each other. After all, it is difficult for a human being to give up such things as blood and family ties. What's more, in fact, the emergence of Kyushu is an extension of the human race, and it is a private land that belongs to the human race in the future.

It was precisely because of the emergence of Kyushu that the ancient wilderness battle to ascend to the throne came to an end. As for the calculations and chess pieces arranged in between, it is not worth mentioning, as long as the general trend remains unchanged. , who would care about these three melons and two dates.

What's more, the price to pay for complete control is too high, even if it is as expensive as a god, it is not without the possibility of death from overwork.
While his brain was running rapidly, Zhang Ke subconsciously opened his mouth to taste the green water filling the Tianchi opposite him. Well, it tastes good. One mouthful refreshes the mind, and two mouthfuls reshape flesh and blood. The color is a bit ugly, but the efficiency is at least dozens of times higher than that of Yaochi. At least Zhang Ke feels that after a few more sips, his head will be restored to its original state. .

However, although Zhang Ke's subjective consciousness just licked the thing that was brought to his mouth to taste it, his current size is too huge. Even if there is only a head present, its size is as big as a small mountain. of.

It's such a huge thing that you can breathe out into the wind with just one breath, let alone a subjective taste.

Following his sip, which was like a long whale sucking water, the huge lake under the abyss, which seemed to be the opposite of Yaochi, suddenly had violent ripples, and a dull explosion suddenly sounded underwater. At the same time, Accompanied by the irritable goddess who got up angrily from the island in the lake with a sullen face.

To what extent the anger reached, Queen Mother Xi could not maintain her human form. Her tied hair crown suddenly shattered, and her long hair was as fluffy as a hedgehog. There seemed to be fire burning in her eyes, and her fangs became even sharper. It is exposed through red lips.

Although he didn’t know what the loud explosion just now meant, Zhang Ke, who subconsciously realized that he was in trouble, turned around and surfaced without hesitation:
"Don't fight yet, I will leave on my own!"

However, Queen Mother Xi did not listen to his words.

As the ancient goddess who is responsible for the Five Powers of Heaven, Queen Mother Xi’s temper is one of the few among the ancient gods in the wilderness. Regardless of the relevant mythological records, she always appears as a treasure-giving NPC. If you have a deeper understanding, you won't think that this person is a house god who lives in Kunlun and refines elixirs all day long.

The Queen Mother of the West, who transformed into a sharp-toothed shape, heard the words and laughed ferociously:
"Unlucky thing, I thought you wouldn't be easily fooled by those wicked people, but I couldn't help but begged you to help you, but in the end, you stole it from me!"

"Like to eat? Come to my mother-in-law, and she will treat you to a big piece!"

Following the will of the Queen Mother of the West, the entire Kunlun Tianchi suddenly became turbulent.

The surging water suddenly formed a huge whirlpool. While the violent torrent reunited the emerald green that had been blown away in the water, the Queen Mother of the West standing on the shore dropped a large number of spiritual root treasure plants, and even a bunch of colorful The roughly spherical, dense objects were also dumped together into the pool.

In this way, in the turbulent whirlpool, various colors can merge.

The complex energy that was completely divided and conflicting with each other gradually changed from the agitation on the verge of explosion to something peaceful and appropriate under the coordination of the Queen Mother of the West.

In the Kunlun Tianchi, which is as broad as the sea, the colors from various herbal elixirs make the water of Tianchi glow with a misty light. Green and purple meet each other, and the mixed lake water is filled with dense colors. The foam and the energy that was so rich that it exceeded the standard transformed into various ferocious and vicious appearances on the surface of the lake. The next moment, it was splashed back into the water by the rising waves.

Trapped in the vortex, Zhang Ke, who was constantly being pulled towards the wilderness by the strong suction, swallowed hard.

The next moment, it was as if some kind of membrane had been pierced.

Zhang Ke came from the narrow abyss of Yaochi to the huge and wide Kunlun Tianchi.

At the same time, the whirlpool that was originally flowing quietly according to a certain pattern began to surge towards him like crazy as if it had discovered something.

Sour and numb, bitter and spicy, sweet and salty. All kinds of common, uncommon, and even unheard of taste sensations filled his mind along with the influx of water.

This is not something that can be solved by keeping your mouth shut. The terrifying energy mixed in the pool water can directly pass through the skin and reach the flesh and soul. Even if the five senses are blocked, the feedback naturally absorbed by the body is still constantly emerging in his senses. the deepest part.

What's more, thanks to Zhang Ke's habitual head-throwing method, the seal on the body is lost. This surging torrent does not need to be troublesome to penetrate a little bit. The upper door is closed, but they can still forcefully squeeze open the lower pipe. A steady stream of information poured into Zhang Ke's mind.

What is particularly frustrating is that the feeling of being forcefully fed to the senses is even more disturbing than being kicked by the emperors. But sadly, Zhang Ke's body is extremely honest about this passive impact, and initiative!

Under this feeling of pain and happiness, Zhang Ke discovered something belatedly. His original fear gradually faded away, and he drank heavily instead.

It tastes bad because of the mixed flavors?
That's no big deal!

Compared to Xiang Liu's disgusting stuff that could cause a devastating blow to the taste buds just by showing up, he was too able to bear this now.

(Xiang Liu: It’s so annoying, everything is boring, I keep mentioning it!)
Compared to those wicked male gods, the maternal elders are tolerant and generous. Maybe this is the difference between having children or not?
However, looking at Zhang Ke who was gradually addicted and enjoying it, the smile on the face of the Queen Mother of the West became even stronger.

How could she not know that this naughty kid was resisting?

Only with excessive skin and thick flesh can he be able to support his repeated jumps in Kyushu and the wilderness, and even single-handedly provoke the entire void to launch a huge war with the first two. Afterwards, he, the person involved, can even escape from the battlefield with all his hair and tail. .

This bit of torture can only be said to be a reward.

Well, in fact, the Queen Mother of the West is indeed rewarding. No matter how the naughty children behave outside, it is the emperors and human kings who should be worried anyway. As the center of Kyushu and the human race, while enjoying the many conveniences brought by authority, They deserve to take the blame.

If you want to wear a crown, you must bear its weight!
After enjoying the many conveniences brought by Diyu, it is reasonable to work more.

As for the reward from Queen Mother of the West, does a mother need any reason to give something to her child? Just like Nuwa of Yanbu refining Zhang Ke's armor, even if the conditions didn't allow it, in those hundred years, she could refine that armor into the only one in the wild!

Love never needs to be paid, not to mention that these were originally the dowry she prepared for Yao Ji.

Although now, Yao Ji has become the daughter of the Emperor of Heaven and the Queen Mother, both in name and in real identity. By then, the share that these two people should give will definitely not be less, but how does this hinder her? ?
I just took advantage of this opportunity to give it to him, so that it would not look conspicuous at that time, and it would also allow this unlucky child to recover as soon as possible so that he could join this grand war faster!
Heroes emerge from troubled times, and for Zhang Ke, who is destined to achieve success by stepping on the dead bones, this is an excellent opportunity!

Of course, saying so much does not prevent the Queen Mother of the West from secretly committing evil acts.

To be honest, her original idea was to do something while the two of them were still young, but the time had been set and it was difficult to change. Before then, she had enough time to add to the dowry.

The so-called healing in Yaochi is just that I can't stand a group of unscrupulous things harming children here, so I just deduct some sweetness from the dowry and send the naughty children out to torment those old guys.

But who would have thought that Emperor You's harmful nature was too severe.

A sudden flash of curiosity and a well-timed sip blew up the elixir she was cultivating.

Even if she is as expensive as the Queen Mother of the West, this set of materials is not so easy to collect. After all, among the children under her command, Yao Ji is the most difficult to solve. In principle, if the weight of this elixir were placed outside, even the King of Humans would look at it with red eyes.

One of the links in a set of materials was destroyed. It was not impossible to collect them again, but we ran out of time.

It just so happened that Zhang Ke sent her head over, and it happened to be in the alchemy furnace she chose - Kunlun Tianchi!
Queen Mother Xi had a flash of inspiration and threw all the materials in one go, preparing to make the elixir directly with her superb skills. As for the container of the elixir, look at this head, he is big and round, except that his facial features are a bit annoying. , is it somewhat similar to elixir?

Coincidentally, this thing is for Zhang Ke to eat after it's been made, so why not stuff it in now and let him digest it slowly in the future.

As for whether Zhang Ke can endure the test of being used as a container. The dignified Emperor You can't be worse than a hozen, right?

Although at the time of the Hozen, the old man had obviously lost his temper, and most of the materials for cooking were discarded by the old man. He took the Hozen to destroy the inventory. In contrast, whether it was the materials or the venue here at the Queen Mother of the West, Or I can’t compare it to my state of gearing up.
(Grandmother: an ancient term for mother-in-law.)
(End of this chapter)