Me who fears women travels with beautiful girls

Chapter 12 12, Dark Cuisine

The next morning, Song Wenbin was woken up by the vibrating sound of his mobile phone.It took him a moment to confirm the fact that he was in Africa, looking at the palm leaves outside the window.

After sitting on the bed in a daze for a while, Song Wenbin took out his mobile phone and looked at it, and found that many letters had been sent to his mailbox while he was asleep, and there were also many text messages sent at the same time.

Song Wenbin opened those emails and text messages, and found that the text inside was in English. He didn't bother to read and didn't want to find a translator, so he ignored the messages, got dressed and went downstairs.

The pace of life in Africa is unusually slow, and Song Wenbin didn't see many people in the hall, only a few program staff were debugging their Hilux.

Song Wenbin wanted to say hello to them, but thought of their strange and cold attitude, so he gave up the idea.

Before anyone else got up, Song Wenbin walked around the hotel by himself.

The sky was bright now, and Song Wenbin saw many African women passing by with baskets on their heads on the street, and he also saw African men urinating everywhere.Song Wenbin wanted to see if he could find a place for breakfast. After all, he hadn't eaten since he got off the plane, and he went shopping with two women yesterday, so he was very hungry now.

But after shopping around, he only saw a stall selling fried bananas. Although it seemed to be true, but thinking that his goal was the 10 RMB, Song Wenbin finally chose not to take the risk to test his stomach , back to the hotel.

After sitting in the hotel restaurant for a while, the boss finally made breakfast, which was quite rich, including some omelets, fried fish, boiled eggs, rice, pickles and noodles.There are also some exotic fruits and vegetables.

Song Wenbin was already starving after waiting for so long, so he took a few egg pancakes and drank a bowl of porridge.While he was eating, the film crew also got up to eat one after another. As usual, the crew kept a distance from Song Wenbin and did not sit at the same table with him.

After a while, Huo Yu and Su Tina also came down. Since there were not many tables, they sat opposite Song Wenbin.As soon as she sat down, Su Tina's cell phone rang.

Su Tina glanced at it, and threw the phone back in disgust.

"Endless," she muttered.

Song Wenbin was curious, so he asked, "What's wrong?"

Huo Yu yawned: "No, there are too many princes."

"What prince is too much?"

Song Wenbin was puzzled.

Huo Yu didn't answer, and went to make breakfast.

"Did you not receive the message?" Su Tina asked.

"I received it, but my English is not good, so I can't read it."

Song Wenbin said.

"have a look."

Su Tina reached out to Song Wenbin.

Song Wenbin gave her the phone.

Su Tina looked at Song Wenbin's SMS box, and found a text message with a little swipe, and translated to Song Wenbin word by word: "I am a Nigerian prince, the son of King Sani Abacha, and now because of the opposition I was kicked out of the country for the coup, and now I plan to transfer domestic assets abroad, but I don’t have a bank card, and now I’m going to transfer the assets to your bank card, you just need to provide me with an account information, after that I'll pay you 20.00% back."

Song Wenbin laughed out loud after listening.

"Isn't this just a copy of Qin Shihuang's making money?"

"Yes, it seems that they are very popular here."

Su Tina sighed helplessly.

"I really don't understand why such a message is sent. Could someone really be fooled?" Song Wenbin said.

"It must be sent in groups. If there are too many people, maybe there will be fools."

After Su Tina finished speaking, she went to get breakfast.

After breakfast, the three started their respective cars. Today, they will drive all the way south to Lagos on the Atlantic coast.Although very strange to this country and these cities, this is no longer the era of Columbus. The ubiquitous satellite navigation can plan the route to any corner of the earth.

After spending 80 naira to fill up the gas station near Abuja, Song Wenbin and the three galloped along the route planned by the navigation.Soon, Song Wenbin's Wuling Hongguang drove at more than [-] kilometers per hour.

The [-]-mile journey is not long, but it is not short either. Song Wenbin looked at the stopwatch and thought that it would take about ten hours to drive to Lagos at this speed. , or take pictures of the scenery, it will take up to two days.

This job does not seem to be as difficult as imagined. If this Wuling Hongguang can be a little quieter, it will be perfect.

In fact, this Wuling Hongguang has been making abnormal creaking noises since its speed exceeded sixty yards, the glass was shaking, and the frame was shaking.

At this time, Su Tina's voice came from the intercom, "Song Wenbin, how is your car now?"

"Not bad." Song Wenbin said, "Very good."

"My car's gearbox seems to be a little frustrated, and it's very serious in first gear and second gear."

Su Tina said.

Song Wenbin laughed, and said, "I've been shocked a lot, so there's always something wrong with it."

"You're going to die!"

An annoyed voice came from the intercom: "Seriously!"

On the other side, in the Harvard H6 car, the XJ girl is wearing a pair of silk gloves, holding the steering wheel, and chattering into the intercom: "This car feels very good overall, it has a lot of space, and it is very comfortable to drive, but the shifting is a bit awkward. Yes, something may have happened before, but generally speaking, it is normal for this price to have some problems.”

"The next stop is to find someone to fix it."

After finishing speaking, Song Wenbin threw away the walkie-talkie, opened the car window, held the steering wheel with one hand, and stretched out the car window with the other hand, feeling the scorching air of the African continent and looking at the tropical scenery, feeling a little refreshed.Although Wuling Hongguang has some abnormal noises, at least the engine and gearbox are normal.

There were many cars running on the way out of the capital Abuja, most of them were Japanese cars, many of them were Japanese pickups, a small number of European cars, and of course there were some license plates that Song Wenbin didn’t recognize at all. That license plate was a five-pointed star. He had never seen it in Huaxia.

Song Wenbin was blowing his hair comfortably, when suddenly there was a buzzing sound behind him, a white figure passed Song Wenbin, and when passing by, the owner of the car smiled provocatively at Song Wenbin.

Needless to say, that was Huo Yu.

Song Wenbin was upset, but he couldn't catch up. After all, his car only had 112 horsepower.

Huo Yu was sitting in the MG car, wearing sunglasses, holding the steering wheel and said: "1.8T, 162 horsepower, not only the fastest car among these three cars, but also the fastest car in the 10 yuan class. My current car is a 2014 model, but in the new model, the zero-to-hundred acceleration of the MG 6 only takes 7 seconds, 7 seconds, what kind of concept is this, and the legendary Shadow Leopard is nothing more than this."

While talking, she overtook one car after another in a row.

Song Wenbin, who couldn't see the tail lights of Huo Yu's car, picked up the walkie-talkie and said coldly, "You are speeding."

"Really? Are you sure it's not your pickup truck that's being too slow?"

Huo Yu said happily.

Song Wenbin stopped talking.

"Take out the spirit of a divine chariot and catch up."

Huo Yu laughed.

Song Wenbin gritted his teeth.

At this time, Su Tina's H6 also overtook Song Wenbin. Song Wenbin was annoyed and stepped on the accelerator to the bottom.Wuling Hongguang trembled violently and kept making abnormal noises on the not-so-good roads in Africa.

After stepping on it for a while, Song Wenbin had no choice but to slow down the car. He didn't want to break down in such a ghostly place. If it's slow, it's slow. Anyway, it's not about speeding up.

The three of them drove from morning to afternoon. Song Wenbin finally caught up with the two girls in front. It wasn't that his speed increased, but the two girls gradually slowed down.

"Get out of the car and take a rest."

Huo Yu said, "It's been open all morning."

Su Tina said: "Okay, okay, I'm starving to death."

Song Wenbin said: "You really can't endure hardships, it's only [-] kilometers, and you can get there in a day if you work hard."

"You take your time, brother."

Huo Yu said lazily, "It will take a few minutes for us to catch up with you."

Song Wenbin felt that Huo Yu's words made sense, so he decided to continue driving forward, after all, his car was slow.But at this time, the director's voice came from the intercom: "You guys stop first, we are going to shoot a vlog about African food here."

African food vlog
Song Wenbin was speechless, whether this program group was here to promote African culture or Chinese culture.

Although they slandered the program group in their hearts, the three of them still reduced the speed of the car and taxied slowly.

At this moment, they have left Abuja and come to an unknown small town. If Abuja gives Song Wenbin the feeling of the 21st century, then at this moment he feels that he has returned to the time when he was born in the 90s.

Dirt roads can be seen everywhere on the street, with potholes, crooked telephone poles, tin sheds and plastic board houses everywhere.

There are not many cars on the streets, but motorcycles and bicycles can be seen everywhere.

"Where can I find delicious food for this thing?"

Song Wenbin looked at the sheds by the road and asked.

"If I look at the navigation abroad, I should be able to find reviews about the hotel." Huo Yu said lightly.

"Safety first." Su Tina looked at both sides of the street and said vigilantly: "Don't have diarrhea, you must know that this is Africa, and malaria kills many people every year."

Although Song Wenbin didn't deal with Huo Yu very well, he also warned at this time: "It doesn't matter if it's delicious or not. It's for the show anyway, but it must be clean and hygienic."

"I know, I know, don't teach me how to do things!"

Huo Yu said irritablely, stopped the car, and searched with his mobile phone.

Song Wenbin wanted to look at his phone for help, but as soon as he took out his phone, he saw hundreds of fraudulent text messages on the phone.

After searching for a while, Huo Yu chose a restaurant that looked clean on the map, and the three of them drove there with her.

After the three of them arrived at their destination, the African restaurant didn't look as clean as it looked in the picture, at least it was much more dilapidated than domestic restaurants. The floor of the restaurant was still covered with broken wood, and it hadn't been repaired for a long time. pass.

But looking at the surrounding restaurants, most of them are almost like a ball, so Song Wenbin and the three had no choice but to enter the restaurant without being picky.

As soon as he entered the restaurant, Song Wenbin saw a long string of dried monkey heads hanging on the wall, just like the peppers hanging on the wall in the rural areas of Northeast China.

The three of them froze when they saw the string of monkeys.

At this time, a sleepy-eyed cook appeared in the back kitchen and asked the three of them what to do in rustic English.Su Tina communicated with the cook in English for a while, and the cook went down to prepare the food.

Song Wenbin saw Su Tina fingering the string of monkey heads during the conversation, and asked Su Tina in fear, "What are those things made of? Are they ingredients?"

Su Tina nodded slowly.

Song Wenbin turned pale with shock, turned his head and was about to leave.

But Su Tina stopped him and said, "That food is not for us, but for their children."

Song Wenbin's eyes widened.

Su Tina said: "She said it's medicine, and it can improve academic performance if you grind it into powder and eat it."

Song Wenbin:
Feeling uneasy, the three of them sat at the dining table, Huo Yu frowned, and kept wiping the table with a tissue.

After waiting for about half an hour, finally, the cook brought the food.

Song Wenbin and the three of them looked at each other and fell silent.

The pot in front of him was filled with some kind of black-green paste substance, which had a pungent smell. If you looked carefully, there were still some fishbone-like things in the paste.

Song Wenbin stared at it for a while, then asked cautiously: "What is this?"

"Gumbo fish stew, it seems"

Su Tina said uncertainly, "I don't understand the other recipes, so I ordered one that I can understand."

"Is it fish stew with okra?"

Song Wenbin couldn't think of any connection between these two ingredients.

At this time, the cook brought another plate of staple food.This is a plate of yellow paste, and only a plate of yellow paste.

The three of them gathered together again and looked at Huo Yu, Huo Yu asked, "What is this?"

Su Tina hesitated for a while, and said, "Maybe...it's a mixture of banana and cassava. I don't know too well. There are similar records in the book. I don't know if it's accurate."

"Where are the cutlery?"

Huo Yu asked tremblingly.

After thinking about it, Su Tina took out her hand and gestured in front of Huo Yu.

Su Tina's fingers are very beautiful, slender and fair. In all fairness, Song Wenbin thinks that such fingers should be used for dancing, not as tableware.

At this time, the cameraman from the program team came in, took the camera and started filming. When the three of them saw the camera, they smiled reluctantly.

Song Wenbin pushed Huoyu in front of Huo Yu, and said with a smirk, "You must be starving after traveling all the way, eat something."

Huo Yu also faked a smile, and pushed back the plate: "No, no, you should eat first. The traditional female virtue of the Chinese nation is to let men eat first."

Song Wenbin gritted his teeth and pushed back the plate and said, "Times have changed, now women come first."

Huo Yu shook his head like a rattle: "The Western set is over, have you forgotten our purpose, this is to promote Chinese culture, you eat first."

"Are you culture? You are dross." Song Wenbin pushed back the plate and said, "You eat first."

"It was agreed that men and women are equal, let's eat together."

Su Tina said softly.

Both Song Wenbin and Huo Yu fell silent.

Finally, thinking of the compatriot far away in India, Song Wenbin suddenly had great courage. He took the spoon to put some okra stewed fish, and made some yellow paste, and said to the camera: "It's done, brother!" us."

Swallowing it in one bite, the fish meat is much stickier than expected, it may be the mucus of okra, or the creamy skin of the fish.Song Wenbin felt the slide in his mouth, and suppressed a frown to swallow. The taste was neither bad nor delicious. It had a strong spicy taste, and it was the smoothest food Song Wenbin had ever eaten.

So he took another mouthful of the yellow paste, which was very sticky, with a faint sweet taste, much stickier than expected. Song Wenbin took a lot of effort to swallow it, and the aftertaste was a bit harsh.

Seeing that Song Wenbin had difficulty swallowing, Su Tina said, "You can swallow it with some fish soup."

Song Wenbin:
He really didn't want to experience the incomparably creamy taste of stewed fish with okra. At this moment, he missed the bottle of Laoganma in the trunk very much.

(End of this chapter)