Me who fears women travels with beautiful girls

"Okay!! Treat me like a guinea pig!!" Su Tina squatted on the ground and cried hoarsely.

"This is the price of failure." Song Wenbin said cruelly.

He looked around, and soon saw a small stall with a large pot at the mouth, surrounded by a group of people.This group of people was eating something together, shaking their heads, and complimenting each other.

There were more people in that booth than in the red dessert meatball booth. Song Wenbin felt that there must be a lot of people, so he came to that booth.

At this glance, he recognized it. It turned out that this was a small stall selling crunchy balls.This kind of food is a kind of deep-fried balls, which are placed next to a pot of green juice. The boss is quickly dipping the balls into the water and selling them to the surrounding customers. Those customers are eating with relish.

Song Wenbin had seen this thing on the Internet before, but he didn't expect to see the real thing today. It's just... what's the matter with this faint smell wafting in the air?

Huo Yu helped Su Tina, who was still coughing, to the small ball booth.

Seeing the boss's skillful fingers swipe through the tin bucket, Su Tina couldn't help but frowned and complained in a low voice: "I really don't understand...why can't they... use a spoon to eat, why do they have to eat with hands Woolen cloth."

"Is the productivity too backward?" Huo Yu asked.

"It's definitely not the reason! It doesn't matter how backward the productivity is. China is backward before prehistoric times. We already used chopsticks 5000 years ago. If we talk about spoons, we started using them [-] years ago. This is the industrial age. Productivity I can't tell you anything."

"I know why they don't use spoons." Song Wenbin said suddenly.

"Why?" The two women asked in unison.

"Because they don't like to use spoons." Song Wenbin replied.

"What kind of nonsense literature are you talking about?" Su Tina asked depressedly.

Huo Yu said: "I think what he said is quite reasonable, because they don't like to use spoons, so they don't use spoons, there is no other reason."

"Yes, it's like some people don't like spicy food." Song Wenbin said, "It's natural."

"Can it be the same?" Su Tina snapped, "I heard that people here don't use paper to poop, but they wipe it with their hands. Is this the same reason? Because they don't like to use paper?"

Huo Yu's face turned dark: "Stop it, stop it, Teacher Yan and I haven't eaten yet."

Song Wenbin gritted his teeth, and said righteously: "I can't think of any other reason. There are always things in this world that we can't understand, reminding us to always be humble."

"It's like people in the world can't understand a teacher who hates throwing treasures." Huo Yu half mocked and half teased.

"Ha, I'm a feudal superstition." Song Wenbin touched his head in embarrassment and smiled.

A moment of silence.

Huo Yu's smile disappeared, and he took the lead in attacking: "Do you want to eat or not?"

Song Wenbin said cautiously: "My stomach is not good. I was in Chongqing for a long time yesterday."

"Oh? You want to cheat?" The two women looked at him dangerously.

"no no."

Song Wenbin stood by the crispy ball booth and raised a finger.

"One! One! Only one!"

He doesn't want to eat a bunch of these things, just experiencing it is enough.

But obviously this store does not have the term "the one". The boss is a generous man, and all the crunchy balls are sold in sets, 4 in a set.

He quickly picked up four balls, smashed them mercilessly with his fingers, filled some yellow mashed potatoes with his black fingers, rinsed green water in the pot, put them in a tin plate, Packed four and handed them to him.

Song Wenbin took the tin plate gratefully. He felt that the boss probably saw him as a foreigner and was very kind to him. Other Indians didn’t have tin plates at all, and they just took them and ate them, using food to feel each other’s bodies temperature.

Song Wenbin held the crunchy ball to his mouth, smelling the increasingly strong stench, his heart was full of struggles.

At this time, Huo Yu's haunted voice came from the side.

"All four must be eaten together, waste is not allowed."

Song Wenbin had a tendon on his forehead, obviously Su Tina didn't have such a request.

But he is not a delicate girl like Su Tina, besides, he didn't eat anything when he was doing live broadcasts before.

At that moment, he directly stuffed four small balls into his mouth, crunched them into pieces, and swallowed them all violently.

Juicy!

Crispy!

Seeing Song Wenbin so brave, Huo Yu couldn't help but feel a little disappointed.

Su Tina looked at him in shock and asked, "Is it delicious?"

"Well, it's quite delicious." Song Wenbin said: "There are some fried food with mashed potatoes and..."

Just as he was talking, a stream of stinky water came up, as if the sewer had leaked.Song Wenbin's complexion changed, and he quickly covered his mouth, feeling a momentary churning in his suppressed stomach.

Four eyes facing each other.

"Are you okay?" Huo Yu asked uncertainly.

Song Wenbin covered his mouth and forcibly suppressed the stench surging in his stomach. The stench smelled like burnt plastic, which was really unbearable.

Gudong.

He rolled his eyes and swallowed forcefully.

"I finally understand what it means to be somewhat smelly." Song Wenbin patted his chest, thinking thoughtfully, "Is this the legendary Marsala?"

"Hearing you say that, it's still hard for me to understand." Huo Yu was curious.

Song Wenbin didn't describe it anymore, he directly dragged Huo Yu and breathed at her, the breath almost killed Huo Yu, it was like throwing a handful of thirteen incense mixed with burnt plastic into the dry toilet.

"Fuck me!!" Huo Yu pinched his nose and pushed Song Wenbin away.

"What's the smell?" Su Tina yelled loudly.

Song Wenbin turned his head, trying to soak in the rain and dew.

But Su Tina reacted, and immediately took a step back covering her face, giggling: "I don't smell it, it must stink to death!"

"You fucking..." Huo Yu, who was nauseated by the smoke, looked at Song Wenbin angrily.

"It's your turn." Song Wenbin laughed with his hands on his hips.

"Can I not eat it?" Huo Yu frowned and said, after being baptized by the stench, she felt lingering fear, and she didn't want her mouth to smell so bad.

"No, you have to eat." The two said in unison.

Huo Yu has learned a lot. Seeing that Song Wenbin and Su Tina both chose the kind of deep-processed products and ended up in this kind of situation, she made some calculations, rolled her eyes, and said with a smile: "Okay, I'll just find something authentic Just eat it and it's over."

After that, she turned her head around and saw a fly shop selling sugarcane juice not far away, and all kinds of insects were buzzing around.I don't know if it's a fly or a bee.Although it may look the same, there will be no difference in sugar cane juice from all over the world.

Seeing her eyes, Song Wenbin was not willing to let her drink sugarcane juice, and immediately grabbed her and said sharply: "We are here to taste Indian food!! We are not here to dawdle, what kind of work attitude do you have!! "

Su Tina also said loudly: "No, we all ate, and you have to eat too!"

"You have to eat shit together to be considered brothers." Huo Yu said through gritted teeth.

Song Wenbin didn't hold back for a moment, and laughed out of the stench, but he quickly said seriously: "Yes, you must eat, and we must choose!"

"Ah!? Why did you choose!!" Huo Yu refused.

Song Wenbin ignored her and looked around. He was amused to see this, because he saw a stall not far away, which had all kinds of bottles and cans, a lot of green strips, and There is a small basin like a spittoon and a mixer like a toilet pan.

So classic.

"Look!!" Song Wenbin pointed excitedly.

Su Tina also saw it, and she shouted excitedly: "It's aloe vera juice!! Huo Yu, you're going to drink aloe vera juice!!"

Huo Yu's face paled instantly, and she said loudly, "No! Aloe vera juice!!"

As she said that, she was about to rush towards the sugarcane juice stand, but Song Wenbin quickly grabbed her, and Su Tina also grabbed her other arm.

How could Huo Yu fulfill the wishes of these two people, she directly used her violent talent, dragged them to the sugarcane juice booth abruptly.

"2:1! Huo Yu! You must drink aloe vera juice today!!" Su Tina said while holding Huo Yu's other arm tightly.

"I don't, this kind of good stuff is reserved for the winner to drink with Liu Yong!!" Huo Yu said arrogantly.

"Don't try to escape!!" Song Wenbin yelled loudly. He stretched his finger under Huo Yu's armpit and began to scratch it.

Huo Yu's expression changed in an instant, she screamed, and was about to pinch Song Wenbin's neck with her backhand, screaming, "You're a bitch, aren't you itchy after not beating you for a few months!?"

Song Wenbin was pinched by the neck and almost suffocated. He squeezed out between his teeth: "Su Tina, scratch her..."

Needless to say, after traveling for so long, Su Tina was quite aware of this tough colleague's Achilles' heel, and she immediately reached out and scratched Huo Yu's waist politely.

"Ah!!" Huo Yu let go and screamed, "Hahahaha, bitch!! You two bitches!!"

Since Su Tina was a girl, she only picked those places that Song Wenbin dared not even touch. Huo Yu couldn't be rude to her. After a while, Su Tina scratched Huo Yu so much that she wanted to die, and squatted on the floor begging for mercy.

She laughed out of breath and said, "Okay, okay, I'll drink, I'll drink, don't scratch me."

Su Tina smiled and stretched out her hand to hold Huo Yu, and said, "Isn't it good to be like this earlier? I see, some people just want to be tickled."

"If you say one more word, I'll tear your mouth apart." Huo Yu said.

The three of them came to the aloe vera juice stand. Huo Yu coughed a few times and said in English to the uncle who sold the aloe vera juice, "I want a cup."

Seeing that the business came, the uncle sat up from the booth, stretched out a finger, and asked in curry-flavored English: "one?"

"Yeah." Huo Yu nodded with difficulty.

The uncle smiled slightly, quickly picked up the spittoon and the aloe vera, cut it with a sharp knife, and then quickly shook his fingers, the sticky transparent liquid flowed down and dripped into the small spittoon.

Afterwards, he played acrobatics, bowing left and right, while constantly stirring the spittoon with a leather stick, while adding more than a dozen kinds of ingredients into the spittoon as if free of money, while watching Huo Yu's mouth twitch, and his eyelids twitched wildly.

After stirring continuously until the paste in the spittoon bubbled, the uncle took out a glass cup that had been drunk by an unknown number of people, and rinsed it perfunctorily in a basin that had been washed by an unknown number of people.

Then, he poured the extremely thick aloe vera juice from the small spittoon into the cup.

Huo Yu, who watched every step from beginning to end, was terrified and his scalp was numb.

After pouring, the uncle handed the aloe vera juice to Huo Yu, and gestured to her to drink it up.

Huo Yu's face twitched, and he smiled very reluctantly.

Su Tina and Song Wenbin were happy, and now the pressure came to Huo Yu's side. They stared at Huo Yu with great interest, carefully observing every change in the expression on the colleague's face. It is very close to the machine.

Holding the cup, Huo Yu experienced countless battles between heaven and man in an instant.

Song Wenbin encouraged softly from the side: "For beauty, Huo Yu, drinking it is good for the skin."

"You fucking shut up!" Huo Yu said fiercely.

Song Wenbin shut up wisely.

Huo Yu tremblingly took a deep breath, closed his eyes, then gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, raised his head, and drank the aloe vera juice in the cup into his mouth.

"Damn it...it's really good..."

Song Wenbin murmured, this kind of stuff that was as viscous as snot and mixed with more than a dozen unknown substances would not drink it even if he was killed.

Su Tina covered her mouth, her eyes widened, watching Huo Yu's throat throbbing, her mouth stretched more and more.

Actually... I really drank it! !
At this moment, her heart was filled with reverence.

And in the center of the storm, the moment she raised her head, Huo Yu knew that she couldn't stop. She wanted to bite off the aloe vera juice and drink it in several sips, but it was like old phlegm that had been stuck for 20 years. The same thing bites constantly, and it's disgustingly slippery, and it's like a living thing constantly burrowing into it.

The cup gradually emptied, and Huo Yu's cheeks bulged to the limit.

"As expected... as expected to be the youngest European Championship champion..." Song Wenbin murmured in shock.

"Huo Yu, are you feeling alright?"

Su Tina asked in a low voice.

Huo Yu didn't say anything, his cheeks puffed out, his body trembled slightly, and his mind went blank.

"Does she look like an angry pufferfish?"

Song Wenbin whispered to Su Tina.

Su Tina was taken aback for a moment, then burst into laughter: "Hahahahaha~"

Huo Yu's eyes widened. She tried to swallow the squirming mass of unknown substance in her mouth, but suddenly, a jerky feeling mixed with unimaginable nausea came up, and she couldn't stand it anymore.

puff! !

Accompanied by violent and surging explosion energy.

She opened her mouth and sprayed it out, and the sticky aloe vera juice sprayed on the faces of Song Wenbin and Su Tina who were laughing at the side.

The laughter stopped abruptly.

Song Wenbin, who was suddenly sprayed with sticky and translucent substance by Huo Yu, opened his mouth in astonishment.

puff! !

The aloe vera juice couldn't be broken at all, whether it was in the mouth or outside the mouth, Huo Yu took another mouthful, and this mouthful was directly sprayed into Song Wenbin's slightly opened mouth because of extreme astonishment.

"what!!!"

Song Wenbin felt an unspeakably bitter taste hit him, he almost passed out from suffocation, and screamed.

"what!!!"

His eyes were covered with aloe vera juice and he couldn't open them. He could only grab Huo Yu's clothes frantically, and roared in grief and anger, "I'll kill you!!! I'll kill you!!!"

"Huo Yu!! What are you doing!!"

Su Tina screamed frantically, she was also sprayed in the face.

The viscous liquid spread all over the delicate makeup of the white-haired girl. She screamed in pain and wiped her face frantically.There's not even room for a handful of aloe vera rubbed.

After finally wiping my eyes clean, I haven't had time to open them.

When Huo Yu saw the appearance of the two of them, he didn't hold back for a moment, another stream of thick paste sprayed out, this spray was fast and hard, and directly covered Su Tina's face after wiping her face.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Su Tina, who has always been reserved and elegant, swears directly. She held up two pairs of sticky and wet paws and screamed. It was so disgusting.

Teacher Yan has gone completely crazy, his eyes are blurred by the aloe vera juice, and he can't see how much stock Huo Yu has left in his mouth.The unknown state frightened him.

"what……!!!"

"ah…..!!!"

He couldn't take it anymore, he could only let go of Huo Yu's arm, shook his head frantically, and ran away in a panic, staggering, trying to stay away from this terrible disaster scene.

Even the photographer on the side was sprayed with a camera. He backed away with a pale face and screamed, almost falling to the ground.

"Hahahahahaha~"

Looking at his colleague who was almost insane, Huo Yu burst out laughing.