Me who fears women travels with beautiful girls

Song Wenbin was a little angry. He didn't know why he was angry. It was simply unbelievable. Can girls sleep together if they have a good relationship? Of course. There are boys who sleep together, but he clearly knows that Huo Yu doesn't mean this.

"What's wrong? Didn't you two kiss before?"

Huo Yu poked the window paper teasingly.

Song Wenbin blushed. Although he personally thought that he had a thick skin, it was obvious that he was not as good as Huo Yu in this regard.

"Uh huh huh..."

Sutina lowered her head, hooked her arms around Huo Yu's neck, and made an embarrassed sound, as if she was getting angry from both sides.

After Song Wenbin blushed, he felt that he was being manipulated and said forcefully: "It's better not to say some nonsense. Everything that happens in the show is the effect of the show. But..." He looked around and said sincerely: "We are in danger now. of."

"Humph!!"

Su Tina leaned against Huo Yu and snorted coldly, resembling the face of her ex-girlfriend who had a new love.

"Forehead…"

Song Wenbin hit the steel plate and flinched unconsciously.

"Leave these words to yourself."

Huo Yu sneered and said, "We common people don't need your tricks."

"Uh, okay."

Teacher Yan said: "I still have something to do at home, so I won't go to the dragon farm today."

"Eh?" Su Tina looked up from Huo Yu.

"Why are you in such a mood?"

Huo Yu was surprised and said: "Aren't you misogynistic about me? It's normal for girls to be like this."

"I really have something to do and I haven't been home for a long time. My mother specifically told me that day that I have to go back first."

"Ok."

Huo Yu asked: "What's the matter? Do you mind telling us?"

"Things you don't need."

Teacher Yan said.

The conversation in the car broke up unhappily. After Song Wenbin sent the girl to Longchang, he went home alone.

After returning home, Song Wenbin lay in bed for a few more days, but with the arrival of the holiday, he suddenly had nothing to do. Although he still has the company Guo Zhiyue, after all, he is now a patient in name. If he takes leave to work in his company, it will be somewhat embarrassing for his old employer. Besides, Huo Yu and Su Tina do have the intention of letting him rest. He didn't want to give the task to him, which caused Song Wenbin to have the most leisurely period in 28 years.

On this day, as the New Year was approaching, Song Wenbin was preparing for dinner at home and waited for a piece of cake bought by his mother.

"Today is your birthday." His mother reminded him.

Seeing the cake, Song Wenbin was a little happy, but then he felt a little melancholy. Because the number 28 is clearly written on the cake, and the red cream is like blood.

As soon as your birthday passes, you will be 28 years old. He will be over 30 years later. Although his career has improved in the past few years, he rarely feels happy. Instead, he is full of exhaustion. He doesn’t know how long this kind of life will last, and he doesn’t know when. It's the end.

Seemingly sensing Song Wenbin's melancholy, mother Li Yue asked tentatively: "Son, have you ever considered starting a family?"

If it were normal, Song Wenbin would probably sneer when his mother said this, but this time was different from the past, he was silent.

In the past 28 years, time has been standing by his side. Although it still seems to be standing by his side now, he can already feel that time is moving away from him.

But his colleagues have far more colorful lives than him, with more choices and fewer worries.

Coupled with the words of the psychiatrist, he did care a little at this moment.

"Who are you marrying?"

He said it softly or forcefully.

But Li Yue immediately noticed the change in her son's attitude and said quickly: "Girls, there are so many girls out there, it's not easy to find someone to get married to? You can have whatever you want now. The person you want to marry can be photographed in France." , why can’t I find someone to marry?”

"what."

Song Wenbin laughed briefly and said: "Girls who want to beat me to death can go to France. With my reputation on the Internet, if you marry me, you won't be afraid of being scolded to death."

"You also said that it was all online."

Father Song Siping said sincerely: "In reality, who cares about online affairs when you get married? You are too old. If you don't think about yourself, you should think about us. When you are 30 or 40 years old, even if you think about it, will you still have the strength?" ?”

His father's simple words hit Song Wenbin hard in his heart. Indeed, he felt that his current energy was absorbed by dual work, and it was difficult to return to his former peak state. This was already the case, let alone 30 and 40 years old.

A certain desire gradually began to take over, and he didn't know why he was so eager. Maybe it was because he was old, maybe he had never experienced it before, maybe he was stimulated by seeing Sutina and Huo Yu.

"Don't you also have many female colleagues?" My mother suggested from the side.

"Colleagues can't do it." Song Wenbin almost blurted out: "It's impossible, impossible."

"Why not colleagues?"

"Please, I can hide my marriage alone. How can I hide it if you ask me to get married to a colleague? I won't be able to get out of here. Do I want to open my company? Do I still want to do this?" !”

As Song Wenbin said this, he thought of Hua Jianchen. The existence of this guy at least showed that he could hide it. If it weren't for the investor, he might really be able to get married and work.

Thinking of the black-haired woman, Song Wenbin couldn't help but feel a heavy haze in his heart, and the thoughts that just arose were quickly extinguished. He looked gloomy and said, "It's just a joke, how dare you get married now."

Seeing that his son's attitude was slightly better, he immediately retreated. His father Song Siping did not want this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to propose marriage to be fleeting, so he immediately resorted to retreat to advance.

"You don't have to get married."

Song Siping said: "Son, I have to say that you have been in contact with a lot of girls over the years, but there are very few people who actually develop love. You don't have to get married yet, but you have to have contact with girls in that way. .”

"Who should I contact? Everyone knows me." Song Wenbin said.

Song Siping: "I don't believe it. The world is so big and you can't find anyone who doesn't know you. Aren't you very famous online? Why don't you try online blind dating?"

Song Wenbin was speechless: "Is this world so big? My face looks like Jay's now, and I'm still on a blind date. How can I be on a blind date?"

"Jay has even talked with Cai Yilin. Jay is not like you! He is like a monk." His mother, who loves Jay's music, said with disdain.

"Okay, okay, I will consider this myself, you don't need to worry about it."

Song Wenbin ended this pre-dinner conversation about marriage with a final word. But when he returned to bed at night, he tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep. He couldn't feel anything when he was busy, but once he was free, the image of Su Tina leaning on Huo Yu always lingered in his mind.

If it wasn't the path he chose, if he didn't hate the teacher, maybe he could enjoy such a life safely?
Shortcomings are always more real than gains. Once the thought appears, it is as difficult to remove as the maggots in the tarsus.

In the middle of the night, Song Wenbin sat up unexpectedly and looked up ways to meet girls on the Internet.

It is true that with his current fame, there is no shortage of girls around him, and he does not lack the courage to meet girls, but he really wants to be like when no one knew him, striking up conversations on the street. Now he wants to find someone. It is difficult for people to know him anywhere.

Perhaps on the Internet, on some unknown platform, there is still a small piece of pure land, a place where no one knows him.

Anyway, idle time is idle, what if God rewards him with an excellent partner. He no longer has to worry about Su Tina and Huo Yu.

After a search, there are all kinds of theories on the Internet, including various blind date software, dating software, some saying that they are male companions, some saying that they go to the pet shop owner to ask for contact information, and even asking lawyers to introduce high-quality divorced women. .

After reading about it, Song Wenbin found that those who needed to meet offline were not suitable for him. After all, reality restricted him. If he wanted to find a place where no one knew him, he could only register an account on an online platform.

So he found a blind date software that was neither too much nor too little, and planned to try his luck here, but the first step of registering the software stumped him.

The first step to register the software required him to provide his academic qualifications and real avatar. After a long time of embarrassment, Song Wenbin reluctantly filled in high school or below in the educational qualification column, and then took out a piece of yellow that he had long ago. Mao's avatar was placed on top. The avatar at that time was very slim and had very long hair, which was very different from his current appearance.

After finally passing the software review, Song Wenbin got his wish and got into the social network. At this moment, he was actually excited for a long time.

There is no doubt that he is engaging in a sinful act that will outrage all his fans, and it will undoubtedly bring him great pleasure.

The platform seems to have just been established, and it has not yet been seriously commercialized, and there are no messy live broadcasts. The interface was fairly clean, and Song Wenbin happily started scrolling through the homepages posted by various girls.

But soon, the smile on his face gradually disappeared.

[I hope my boyfriend has a bachelor’s degree or above. 】

The marriage requirements written on the homepages of many girls made Song Wenbin ashamed. He indeed failed to meet the requirements.

There is no other way, let’s look at something else.

[I hate misers, I hope you can make money and spend it on me. Your sincerity is the amount you spend on me]

Song Wenbin was ashamed. It was indeed the right thing for boys to spend money on girls, but shouldn't girls be silent and boys should take the initiative to do this kind of thing? Song Wenbin would feel weird if a girl took the initiative to write about it on her homepage.

He carefully walked around, trying to find some normal-looking humans.

He also saw a good-looking guy from the same city. He didn't write any academic requirements or offer money. I just told my own situation and then added something.

[A bit passive, boys need to be more active]

real or fake.

Song Wenbin thought to himself, take the initiative, right?

So he took the initiative to say hello.

One hour, no response.

Ten hours, no response.

One day, no answer.

Three days, no response.

One week, no response.

Song Wenbin guessed that others must not be interested in him. After all, the photos he posted were not very attractive. After thinking about it, he found some photos of driving luxury cars during live broadcasts and put them on the homepage.

Sure enough, this trick worked quickly.

A girl actually took the initiative to join him!
But Song Wenbin didn't pay attention to this kind of girl who took the initiative to come to him. After all, the only variable was the photo of the luxury car, so the person who was attracted must be the picture of the car and not the picture of the person.

Soon, he discovered another passive girl.

[You take the initiative in the early stage, and I will run towards you in the later stage]

Running wildly, right?

can.

Song Wenbin took the initiative to say hello.

One hour, no response.

For a long time, no response.

One day, "Hi."

Song Wenbin felt a strange surprise. Oh my god, he was actually replied by a girl on social software. This is such a difficult thing.

"You rarely use this software."

Song Wenbin asked with emotion.

One day, no answer. Two days, no response.

Three days, "Yes."

Wow!
When Song Wenbin saw this reply, he thought that it was no wonder that the answer was more passive. This was indeed a more passive type.

So he said: "Did you come to this software to find a partner? Seriously?"

one day.

Two days.

Three days.

Four Days: Expression—(Surprised)

Awesome, Song Wenbin thought to himself. He rarely chatted with people online before. He didn't expect people online to be so passive. It was indeed more difficult to find a partner.

At this time, Song Wenbin saw a girl's homepage, which said "Like religion, drink tea, ride bicycles, vegetarianism"

religion…

Isn’t this the bastard mung bean, the professional counterpart?

So he took the initiative to say hello to the other party.

The girl seems to be more proactive than the passive girl, because she replied to him within five hours, and she seems very friendly.

Given the opportunity and window, Song Wenbin immediately used his [-] skills to pick up people on the street, and soon became familiar with girls who like religion.

However, the challenge for girls is far more severe than Song Wenbin imagined.

Week [-]: I smoke, I’m a little addicted to it, don’t you mind.

Song Wenbin thought that it was rare for him to know a girl who liked religion. He also smoked some cigarettes. Smoking was okay.

Week [-]: I used to like drinking, and I drank a lot, but then I quit. By the way, if you like drinking, I will drink some with you.

Song Wenbin thought to himself that he used to be a good drinker, but now he rarely drinks, so he said, "I've quit drinking too. If you like drinking, I can accompany you."

Week [-]: By the way, are you piaoc?
When Song Wenbin saw this question, his heart suddenly trembled, and he felt that a test was coming. Fortunately, although he had played with it a lot before, he had never really touched this thing. If he answered honestly, he would definitely gain a lot of points from the girls.

"No, not really. I don't touch that."

Song Wenbin said proudly.

"Oh, I piaoc."

the girl said.

Song Wenbin stared at the phone in a daze for about five minutes.

"What?" He couldn't believe it.

"KTV's duck, but he uses his fingers." Sister Zhizong said.

"Hahahahaha."

Teacher Yan burst into laughter.

Earth Online has such advantages, it can always give him unexpected surprises.

"Your fingers are fine, don't use them next time," he said coldly.

After experiencing the test of religion, Song Wenbin's cognition improved to a higher level again. He forcibly suppressed the teacher's manic impulses and told himself that there were many good girls, but he was not able to discover them.

No, soon, he met another girl who looked good. The girl lived nearby. Her parents were both civil servants. Her requirements didn't seem to be that many. After she wrote some of her own requirements in a eloquent manner, there was one at the end.

[Two-dimensional in depth, Hanfu control, animation control, maternal and fetal solo]

Song Wenbin thought to himself that girls who like Two-dimensional are not as proficient in eating, drinking, prostitution and gambling as those who like Three-dimensional. Moreover, they are solo, so they should be relatively simple.

So he went over and took the initiative to say hello.

This reply came very quickly, almost in an instant, so fast that Song Wenbin almost thought he had met a wine bearer. After simple greetings.

"Are you okay with not having a kiss for three months?" the girl asked immediately.

Song Wenbin was surprised. This was an unprecedented challenge. No one who knew so many people had ever asked him this question.

"Can we kiss after three months?"

Song Wenbin thought for a while and said, "It's quite conservative, but I can accept it."

"You also think it takes three months for a kiss?"

"That must happen after marriage, right?" Song Wenbin followed the other party's thoughts.

"Well, of course, it would be great if my previous partner thought like you."

"Eh? Aren't you a maternity solo?"

Song Wenbin felt that this girl was a bit confused, even though her homepage clearly stated that she was solo.

"A blind date."

"oh oh."

"He wanted to test me and wanted to hold my hand on the street. I don't like people doing this."

"what?"

Song Wenbin was extremely confused: "Isn't it even allowed to hold hands?"

"No, because his brother is a scumbag."

"Huh?" Song Wenbin didn't understand.

"Why is his brother such a scumbag?"

"There are just bad girls everywhere, and they still take pictures in the hotel."

No, what does it have to do with him that his brother is a scumbag? Song Wenbin thought to himself that if Ma Qiang is a scumbag, it doesn't mean that he is also a scumbag.

"So?" he asked, "How did you deal with it?"

"I told him we wouldn't be able to kiss him for three months, so he broke up with me. After we broke up, my best friend told me to forget it, but I broke up all the cakes he fed me and the things he did. Make it clear to him. This is who I am, I must make it clear."

Song Wenbin: ...

Please, you guys are just chatting, what can he do to you without even holding your hand! !
He looked at the cute photo of the girl wearing Hanfu and felt a little reluctant to give up.

"Birds of a feather flock together, and you did the right thing." Song Wenbin said, exiting the interface and planning to do something else.

But immediately his phone buzzed with seven or eight more messages, and he was shocked. It turned out that the girl started chatting and kept chattering.

"This is not the most outrageous, the one I encountered before was even more outrageous."

"How outrageous?" he said perfunctorily.

"That man lied to me. He said he had a bachelor's degree, but in the end he found out he had a junior college degree." The woman typed very fast.

Song Wenbin was even more confused: "I haven't graduated from high school yet, so why are you talking to me?"

But the girl had entered a certain state of madness and completely turned a blind eye to his question.

"I shared my college experience with him, but he didn't share it with me at all, which made me feel weird, so I went to check and found out that it was a junior college. He also told me that to work, you need to have a bachelor's degree. OK."

Song Wenbin: ...

He thought that Guo Zhiyue's personnel affairs were under Huo Yu's control, and he didn't know if Huo Yu was too stuck. If he was too stuck, he would have to relax.

"Yes, yes, it's wrong to lie to you."

Teacher Yan said.

"And even if you lie about your academic qualifications, there are also those who are not motivated. He said, well, he will not buy a house, but rent a house to get married. I laughed. There are actually such people in this world."

Song Wenbin thought to himself, wouldn't it be a fool's errand to talk about buying a house in the future? Isn’t painting a cake a lie to you?

"Yes, you will definitely need to buy a house when you get married."

Teacher Yan said.

"I don't want to buy a house, but I can buy a 4000 yuan game phone without blinking an eye. I'm really convinced. I asked him why he didn't tell me. Guess what he said? He said he spent his own money, why should he tell me? Say, I was really, really too humble at that time!”

"Yes! This kind of man can't give you a sense of security at all."

Teacher Yan said that he was very satisfied. He looked at the time and saw that he had met this girl for two hours. Within two hours, she complained about the blind date an hour and 50 minutes ago, and she didn't care about his situation at all. He felt like he had met a Sutina who was off the front page. At least Sutina was more beautiful.

"My parents are still urging me to get married, and I'm anxious myself. It's true that I'm not too young, but with people like this, how on earth am I going to get married?" The woman complained painfully: "Not only have I not gotten married, but now I'm a I have never been in love with anyone, and I also long for a sweet love. Who is talking about that kind of love!!"

"You are quite beautiful. Why are you doing your solo solo? Where are your classmates and colleagues?" Song Wenbin couldn't help but ask.

"When I was in junior high school, I was bullied by my classmates until I dropped out. After I graduated, my colleagues were all high school graduates. How do you want me to talk about it? When I go out on a blind date, I meet people who are all cheating on their academic qualifications, cheating, and making love. I really I’m convinced.”

"Yes! That's what the Internet is like."

The girl probably hadn't had such a comfortable conversation in a long time. She complained to Song Wenbin about her seven blind dates. Song Wenbin was also very cooperative. No matter how she complained, it was always correct.

The woman complained for three nights and nine hours in a row, and finally seemed to realize that the other person was a bot.

"Why are you always right?" she asked.

"Then what should I say?" Song Wenbin asked.

"Say whatever you want. You can say whatever you want!" the woman said generously, "You can be yourself in front of me."

Just be yourself, okay.

Song Wenbin asked: "Then, I want to ask, why do others always come to persecute you?"

"What do you mean?" The woman was shocked.

"I mean, do you want to find your own problem?"

One hour, no response.

Two hours, no response.

Three hours, no response.

Song Wenbin thought that this girl didn't look like a passive person, so he asked, "Why don't you say anything?"

Little red dot.

You have been blocked by the other party.