Me who fears women travels with beautiful girls

Chapter 404 26, Longyin Villa (Part )

When Huo Yu heard that they had stabbed the dragon's nest, she immediately stretched her head over. After taking a look, she swept away the gloom again and cheered up: "Nice! I said, how can you be discouraged just because of one failure? If the dragon is so good Looking for it, wasn’t it found by someone many years ago!?”

"Ah?" Su Tina didn't quite understand Huo Yu's thinking.

"People living nearby must know about the dragon's roar!" Huo Yu said, "We have to ask them."

"Then tell me which restaurant you should go to. I've seen dragons in all the restaurants where dragons are not allowed." Song Wenbin handed over the phone.

Huo Yu glanced at it and said, "This is Longyin Villa. His name is the most straightforward."

Different from the elusive dragons in mythical stories, historical records and the mouths of the elderly, the location of Longyin Villa is clearly written on Dianping, Meituan and other food delivery apps.

It only took the three of them less than 20 minutes to arrive at the target location. The overall layout of Longyin Villa is a farmhouse. It is located near an artificial pond. There are many swans in the pond. There is also a peacock cage next to the pond. However, judging from the living environment, they should be raised for meat products, not ornamental crops.

The arrival of the camera crew with great fanfare alerted the store owner. As soon as the group entered the door, the boss who settled the accounts came up to him and asked nervously: "You...are you...?"

The boss is in his 50s, has a rosy face and is slightly fat. He should not be the target audience of Extraordinary Journey, and he does not know the young people in front of him who are famous all over the world.

"Boss, we're here to eat Niuban hot pot." Song Wenbin was very happy to see that the other party didn't recognize him. He hadn't felt this way for a long time.

"Oh," the boss suddenly realized, relaxed, and joked: "Are you foreigners used to eating this?"

"We are filming a food show, so we must try everything." Song Wenbin said, but his eyes fell on the wall of the restaurant. There was an ink painting of a dragon hanging on the wall. It was vivid but had some oil smoke stuck to it, making it look dirty. Xixi.

"Okay, then you guys find a box and sit down. I'll help you get it later." The boss said.

The group of people came to the second floor, and the names of the good guy’s private rooms were also vaguely related to dragons: "Xihai Hall, East China Sea Hall, Beihai Hall, Nanhai Hall..."

Several people entered the Nanhai box. After they were seated, the waiter brought the menu. Huo Yu couldn't wait any longer and asked the waiter to call the boss quickly.

The boss served them tea politely, and Huo Yu couldn't wait to ask: "By the way, boss, I would like to ask why you call this Longyin Villa."

Sutina also pretended to be casual and asked: "Yes, I see there are many restaurants nearby with dragons in their names."

"Ah, that's because there's a dragon here."

The boss replied casually.

Song Wenbin felt incredible. It was not that he thought it was strange for his boss to talk about dragons. After all, this was China, and there were many people like Huo Yu who believed in dragons. He was surprised that when the boss mentioned dragon, it was as if he was referring to the wild boar they had.

Upon hearing this, Sutina slightly opened her red lips to show her surprise.

Huo Yu twisted his butt and forced himself to calm down: "Dragon coming out? What do you mean?"

"We have a dragon here," the boss said.

"Is there a dragon? Are you talking about the dragon in the picture or the animal dragon?" Sutina started to pretend to be stupid.

"You don't know about Dragon." The boss asked back, "That's the Dragon."

"The dragon that can scream?" Sutina asked again.

"Guest, look at what you said. A dragon has a mouth, but it can't bark. But we can't say that vulgarly. If a dragon doesn't scream, it has to be called a roar. The name of our hotel is the dragon that roars and roars. Groan.”

"Then, boss, have you heard the dragon roar?"

"Uh..." The boss looked at the camera next to him and hesitated.

"Oh, it's okay, boss, we are just curious. If you find it inconvenient, we can cut it. After all, we are here to eat delicious food." Song Wenbin said immediately.

"Ahem, it's actually nothing. You must have heard it before."

"Really or not, have you ever heard of a dragon?"

Sutina teased and said, "It can't be Wuhu."

"Don't talk nonsense!" Huo Yu glared at Sutina, who was trying to be clever, and then she begged: "Boss, please describe how the dragon sings."

When it comes to this, the boss gets excited.

"Then we have to mention the name of our Longyin Restaurant." He looked at the camera next to him and wanted to show off. He cleared his throat and chanted: "As the saying goes, stone-rolled copper cups , chanting about exhaustion, the goshawk sheds its blood, the white phoenix lowers its lungs, the osmanthus falls, the clouds cover the car hood..."

Song Wenbin was stunned.

Before it was over, the boss was so excited that he shook his head and said: "The tree died and the sand collapsed on the evil creek island. My mother got immortality and immortality. She jumped in the middle and cut off the saliva. She lay down in the water and buried her golden claws. She stepped on the cliff and hung the stone on the green moss. When the weather comes, Lord Jiang hides his tents and hides, and the lotus leaves the country for a thousand years. After the rain, it smells fishy but still contains iron."

The restaurant owner performed a piece of music with a dialect accent. Song Wenbin was dumbfounded. Although he didn't understand what it was about, he thought it was very powerful.

Huo Yu was also stunned and said in awe: "This...did you write it yourself?"

"What..." Sutina was speechless to her two illiterate teammates: "This is "Fake Dragon Song" written by Li He of the Tang Dynasty."

"That's pretty awesome," Song Wenbin said, "If I were asked to recite poems, I would only recite Moonlight in front of the Bed and It's Hard Work Every Piece."

"Haha, it's ridiculous."

The boss stroked his beard and shook his head and said: "This is indeed a fake dragon chant song by Li He of the Tang Dynasty. It is used to describe the sound of dragon roar, and it is consistent with the sound of dragon roar here. It can be seen that our dragon chant song is indeed Is there a dragon?"

"Oh~"

Sutina raised her eyebrows and asked, "So, boss, you have heard the dragon's roar."

"Of course, many of us have heard it. Especially on spring and summer nights, the valley often echoes with the roar of dragons, which makes people yearn for it."

Huo Yu listened to the boss's words, his eyes were bright and he was extremely addicted.

"You've heard the dragon roar."

Song Wenbin asked again.

"Of course." The boss said, patting his chest.

"Where are you listening?" he asked immediately.

"The location is not fixed, but it is always in an inaccessible mountain or a cave with water. Occasionally, you can hear the roar of dragons." The boss said vaguely.

"Have you seen a dragon?" Sutina asked immediately. "Dragon? I've never seen it, but I've heard its voice." The boss held up the menu: "Would you like to order?"

Sutina ignored the boss's interruption and asked, "Has anyone seen it around here?"

"Uh..." The boss scratched his head and said: "Dragon is a creature that is dark and inexplicable. It is difficult for ghosts and gods to find its traces. It is very difficult for humans to see it."

Huo Yu deeply agreed and nodded repeatedly.

Sutina asked questions like a barrage of questions: "You said there is a dragon here, but you said no one has seen it. Then, where does it exist? I mean, if a creature can make a sound that can be heard throughout the valley, then It must not be small, right. Is it reasonable that no one has seen such a big creature?"

I have to say that Su Tina's brain is really good. Song Wenbin thought about this logic.

But the boss was not troubled at all. He raised a finger and said: "Ah! Creatures like dragons generally live underground. In Guizhou, including Chongqing and Yunnan, we have many underground caves. These underground caves are connected to underground rivers and are unfathomable. Dragons normally lurk in them and will only come out to move around before heavy rains or severe weather changes."

Huo Yu clapped his hands and said, "No wonder! When we were in Hangzhou, some people also said that dragons flew out of wells. Presumably the well water is also a type of underground water, so it makes sense."

"That's right!" The boss slapped his thigh and looked at Huo Yu as if he were a confidant: "The King of Wells, the King of Wells, the King of Wells, the ancients all had this saying, didn't they?"

"Uh-huh."

Huo Yu nodded repeatedly, feeling satisfied.

But Sutina was not satisfied at all. She asked more thoroughly: "Boss, if the dragon is dormant in the underground river, what will the dragon eat? As we all know, the dragon is very big. There should not be so many living creatures in the underground river. Eat it."

"This..." The boss was a little impatient by Sutina's probing questions. He asked: "How do I know what dragons eat? I'm not a dragon raiser. I run a restaurant. I'm only responsible for cooking for people. , By the way, do you want to order?"

Seeing that the boss was getting a little impatient with Sutina's question, Song Wenbin quickly stopped Sutina and said, "Just give us a dish of beef jerky that is most popular among locals here."

"okay."

Finally there were no endless questions, and the boss happily went down to prepare the pot.

But after the boss left, the three people in the box fell into silence.

After a while, Song Wenbin asked Huo Yu: "What do you think?"

"It must be that we are looking for too few places." Huo Yu said impatiently: "What words did you hear the boss recite? What words did Li Mu use?"

"Li He! Li He!"

Sutina corrected: "Fake dragon singing."

"Yes!" Huo Yu didn't care about his mistake and said: "Look, Li Mu used fake dragon chants, which means he has heard the real dragon chants, right? Otherwise, he would not be able to create a concept out of thin air and then make analogies. Just like counterfeit money, if there are no real money, how can there be counterfeit money.”

"Wait a minute."

Sutina frowned and tried to argue.

"Don't talk!"

Huo Yu interrupted her simply and said to Song Wenbin: "If we issue a currency on that Caribbean island, and we tell the audience that the money from Pig Island can buy coconuts, the audience will definitely not accept it, because They don’t have the concept of Pig Island Coins at all. There must be dragons first, and then there is the concept of dragon chants, and this concept is very clear, otherwise Li Mu would not have written in such detail!!"

"This……"

Song Wenbin was speechless. For a moment, he felt that he had been convinced.

"You have a point." He nodded seriously.

"It makes no sense." Sutina said coldly.

"Why doesn't it make sense!?" Huo Yu immediately asked.

"Do elves exist?"

Sutina sneered and said: "The fact that elves do not exist does not prevent the concept of elves from being deeply embedded in the thinking of Westerners. This concept is more detailed than dragons. It has long life, pointed ears, and lives in trees. But everyone knows that there is no such thing as "elf" in this world. Creatures that live ten thousand years, so elves are just a fantasy, and so are dragons.”

Song Wenbin took a breath of air, "Eh...it seems to make sense."

Huo Yu widened his eyes and asked, "Wait a minute, when the boss recited the poem just now, I didn't even know what the poem was. Why did you immediately know that it was a fake dragon song?"

Su Tina spread her hands and said proudly: "I graduated from the history department. If I don't film the show, it is possible for me to study for a doctorate. I know all the Tang poetry and Song lyrics you named."

Song Wenbin looked at Su Tina in awe, "Good Guy Encyclopedia Su Zhen is not joking, this aura immediately increased."

"Okay, you're awesome."

Huo Yu simply said: "Then tell me, how many cases of seeing a dragon are recorded in ancient official history?"

Sutina shut up and remained silent.

"Tell me, aren't you knowledgeable? Don't tell me that you only know poetry and haven't read historical materials." Huo Yu was aggressive.

Sutina seemed to be very interested in the oil stains on the ceiling. She put her hands under her butt and stared at the ceiling without speaking.

"A lot, right? Too many to count."

Huo Yu took advantage of the victory to pursue.

Sutina snorted and still didn't answer.

"You have to tell me that those historical records, all the cases of dragon sightings in those dynasties, the descriptions of dragons, and the claims about dragon roars are all false and all illusions. Isn't this historical nihilism?"

Sutina was stimulated. She did not look at the ceiling, pointed at the table and said forcefully: "This is a cultural fantasy, a hysteria! An imagination!"

"So they are all crazy?" Huo Yu asked.

Song Wenbin deeply agreed. He raised his hand and said, "Aren't you crazy and inhumane?"

"Shut up!" the two women said in unison.

(End of this chapter)