Me who fears women travels with beautiful girls

Chapter 47, Sanlida I

"I want to announce something."

Huo Yu lay on Song Wenbin's body, looked into his eyes and said quietly.

"What are you going to announce??"

Song Wenbin twisted his body, but couldn't break free.

Huo Yu touched his face, smiled, then stood up and looked down at him.The bonfire in the night shone on her face, and she had a captivating smile.

"well known"

Huo Yu said slowly: "Under the whole world, is it the land of the king, and the shore of the land, is it the subject of the king. Cough, although we have come to the Caribbean Sea, we are Chinese after all. When a group of Chinese are together, we must There is a title. Otherwise, when we go out in the future, when people ask where we went, we can only say that we went to an unknown desert island, are you right?"

"what??"

Song Wenbin was at a loss.

"exactly!!"

Su Tina smiled and raised her hand: "I agree."

Huo Yu smiled, waved Su Tina to sit down, and then she said: "In ancient times, the Yellow Emperor defeated Yan Emperor and became the overlord of the Central Plains, Qin Shihuang unified the six kingdoms, and Tang Zong and Song Zu swept the six kingdoms. It can be seen that the value of force It is a necessary condition for being king of the world."

"What the hell are you talking about!"

Song Wenbin shouted: "Why did you tie me up! Let me go!!"

"Shut up! Trickster!"

Huo Yu scolded.

"Yes! Trouble!"

Su Tina echoed loudly.

"Huh? You two are sick!"

Song Wenbin twisted and said in disbelief.

"Now, I declare. Since I am the human being with the highest force value on this island, from today onwards, I am the king of this island. The King of the Caribbean Sea." Huo Yutu smiled wickedly.

"King, your mother is big! Are you stupid!"

Song Wenbin yelled loudly: "Do you think you are very humorous!?"

Snapped!
Huo Yu's Miao Dao slapped Song Wenbin's body with care.

Song Wenbin gritted his teeth and shut up, and remained silent.

"Do you think I'm joking with you?"

Huo Yu said seriously: "No, this is a serious, grand, canonization ceremony. Now, this island has been renamed by me."

She looked at the trademark on the back of her compound bow: "That's right, this island is now called Sanlida Island, and I am the owner of this island and the only emperor on the island, the holy Sanlida I, the one who submitted to the destiny , the conqueror of the sea, the pioneer of the deserted island, Huo Rain. When you see me in the future, you will call me Your Majesty."

"What the hell are you so nonchalant!?"

Song Wenbin complained loudly.

Su Tina clapped her hands happily, "Wuhu~Your Majesty! Your Majesty! Long live long live!"

Huo Yu was very happy, she burst out laughing, and said while laughing: "That's right, Su Tina, you are a person who understands current affairs, and now you have the power to follow the dragon, so I canonize you as the prime minister of Sanlida Island, Minister of Fuguo, accompanied by the crown prince, the iron hat king with a different surname, and with the addition of Jiuxi, he can go up to the court with a knife."

Even though Song Wenbin was powerless to complain, after hearing such outrageous speeches, he still couldn't help cursing loudly: "Who the hell would add Jiuxi to his subordinates just after he became self-reliant! Your dynasty is too short-lived!"

"To shut up!"

Huo Yu hit Song Wenbin on the head and said, "Aiqing, make an order."

Su Tina immediately knelt up and said: "Following the emperor's decree, Song Wenbin violated the emperor's order, disrespected the sky, and maliciously played badly, offended the public, and will be executed by Ling Chi. But your majesty has just ascended the throne, so you want to pardon the world , Song Wenbin, you can be exonerated from the death penalty, but you must take out the self-heating rice to thank the world."

"What the hell! If you grab the rice, you will grab the rice! It's going to happen again!"

Song Wenbin couldn't bear it, and resisted loudly: "And even if someone wants to be the boss, why should you be the boss? Why should you be the number one in military strength? What's your ability to tie me up in the middle of the night? You have the kindness!" Come here and challenge me one-on-one! I don't believe that a big man like me can't beat you!"

"That's right."

Huo Yu thought about it seriously, and then asked Su Tina at the side: "Isn't it a little bit of a danger for us to tie him up like this?"

Su Tina also thought seriously, and said: "It seems that the country is a little bit unrighteous, so let him go and let him be convinced once. In this way, we will be justified, and we can also block the mouths of many people."

"Aiqing is right."

Huo Yu said.

She squatted down again and helped Song Wenbin untie the straps on his hands. After a while, the shoelaces on Song Wenbin's hands and feet were untied.The moment Song Wenbin was able to move, he counterattacked and rushed towards Huo Yu who was behind him.

Huo Yu chuckled, and walked around Song Wenbin's bear hug. She easily hooked Song Wenbin's chest, and then raised her leg to sweep away.Just like the first time they met, Song Wenbin lost his balance and was knocked down again, but this time he gained some experience, and when he fell, he firmly hooked Huo Yu's neck, causing her to fall on the ground with gravity. on the ground.

"Yo? Have you been exercising recently?"

Huo Yu smiled cheek-to-cheek, then pressed Song Wenbin's face and jumped up from the ground, pressing one leg on Song Wenbin's chest, restraining him from moving: "But no, you're too amateur."

Thinking of his hard training during this period of time, but the result is still the same, Song Wenbin couldn't help struggling.However, Huo Yu is not Su Tina. She pressed Song Wenbin's arm with one hand, and squeezed his face with the other hand, "Are you convinced?"

"I don't accept it!" Song Wenbin said sadly, "I don't accept it!"

"Dissatisfied?"

Huo Yu pressed on him, and pulled the seedling knife out of the slit that shone with cold light.

Song Wenbin looked at Huo Yu's abdominal muscles and the sharp blade, and gritted his teeth without saying a word.

"Since you are convinced, as a gift to the new king's enthronement, do you have to show something?" Huo Yu asked.

Song Wenbin was not reconciled, he said loudly: "You guys are extorting, this is a fart desert island survival! You are violating the rules, why should I feed you, didn't you bring tools yourself?"

"nonsense!"

Huo Yu finally stopped putting on airs. She put the scabbard on Song Wenbin's neck, and said, "The weapon has a built-in extortion function. This is the victory of the compound bow. If you don't accept it, come and bite me!"

Song Wenbin gritted his teeth, he couldn't laugh or cry: "Okay, if you can't play it, you can play hooligans, right?"

"Please, this is a no-limit game."

Huo Yu sat on Song Wenbin, raised his legs and held the Miao knife and said, "You can bring self-heating rice to the island and not let others blackmail you?"

At this time, Su Tina also poked her head out and said seriously: "In ancient my country, when it was cold, nomads would go south to fight and rob food. This is what happened in history, and it is also a normal thing. I really admire it You, you actually ran off to a deserted island without any weapons."

Song Wenbin:
Su Tina smiled and picked up a can, Jiao Didi said: "Brother, I'm really happy that you trust me so much, but I still think it's more important to live first."

"Shut up bitch!"

Song Wenbin said loudly: "I have already seen that, although you are wearing human skin, you are actually a monster!"

"Cuckoo~"

Su Tina stuck out her long tongue at him.

Then he threw the can in his hand to Huo Yu.

Huo Yu took the can and couldn't help but sneered: "I hate the teacher, next time I can't think of human nature so well."

Seeing the two of them like this, Song Wenbin knew that it was inevitable that he would be robbed today. Angrily, he said bitterly, "You can eat my food if you want, but you can't eat it for free. You must also give me benefits!"

benefit?

Huo Yu rolled his eyes, raised his knife and said with a smile: "Yes, I will provide you with protection~ This is a promise from the only legal violence institution on Sandali Island, and this promise will continue until your actions The day when the army rations were eaten."

Song Wenbin yelled: "What kind of social animal am I!!"

"Hahaha~"

Huo Yu laughed, and her stomach growled.

Immediately without a trace of ink, he said: "Susu, cook!"

"okay!"

Su Tina said happily that she couldn't wait to open the cover and pour the coconut water into the box.Song Wenbin's heart was bleeding when he saw the two of them unpacking four boxes of rice at once, but he didn't expect the two to open four boxes of rice.

"You idiots! How can you be so edible!"

Song Wenbin yelled and wanted to grab the rice.

"I'm sick!"

Impatient, Huo Yu pushed Song Wenbin down, and tied his hands and feet with shoelaces without any explanation.

"I've already given you rice, why do you still tie me up!"

Song Wenbin couldn't believe it.

"It's okay, I'll let you go in a while."

Huo Yu said, "You watch us eat first."

Soon, the first self-heating rice was cooked.Su Tina and Huo Yu, who had been hungry for a day and a night, ate happily, laughing, pointing and winking at Song Wenbin while eating.

Song Wenbin only felt that he was being NTRed, and his teeth were gnashing.

He vowed that as long as he was still on the island for one day, he would definitely get the place back.

The two of them ate six boxes of self-heating rice before they could stop. At this time, the sun in the Caribbean Sea gradually rose.

Sanlida I wiped his greasy face with a napkin, and said contentedly, "Let him go."

Su Tina stretched her waist, came to Song Wenbin humming a little song, and began to help him untie the rope, but Song Wenbin had stopped moving.In just one night, the two colleagues refreshed his three views again.

The 20 he got was gone, and if the three of them had self-heating rice to eat, his advantage would be gone, and it would be meaningless even if he persisted for a long time.If you want to win, you have to think of other ways.

Song Wenbin stared at Huo Yu who was at the side, thinking constantly.

But Huo Yu didn't care what Song Wenbin was thinking. At this moment, she had become the owner of Sanlida Island, the king of the Caribbean Sea, and even solved the logistics problem. The balance of victory had already begun to tilt towards her.

After solving the problem of food and clothing, she was no longer satisfied with the somewhat simple life, so she began to give orders.

"Su Tina, let me tell you the location. You collect more fresh water today, and we will take a bath at night."

Su Tina, who was full after eating, swept away yesterday's decline, clapped her hands happily and said, "Take a bath! It's great!"

"As for you."

Huo Yu looked at Song Wenbin and said with a smile, "You, let me and the prime minister repair the reincarnation of the five grains in the palace."

Song Wenbin didn't move or say a word, he just looked at Huo Yu and thought carefully about how to get revenge on this demon.

Seeing Song Wenbin staring at him motionless.

Huo Yu couldn't help knocking on him: "Didn't you hear me, don't lie down, hurry up and fix the toilet, we are civilized people, we can't poop in the open."

"Why am I here to fix it? What are you going to do!" Song Wenbin asked immediately.

"Your Majesty." Huo Yu said.

"Go to hell." Song Wenbin said, "You can't even stop your mouth with food."

As soon as the words fell, an arrow appeared on Song Wenbin's forehead. He was startled and cursed loudly: "Bastard, are you serious? This is very dangerous!!"

Huo Yu picked up the carbon arrows from the sand, showed him the bare shafts, and said, "I'm more sensible than some guys who hit people and cars, hurry up, go fix the toilet, don't grind like that girl."

Dead man.

Song Wenbin cursed secretly.

Su Tina hesitated, and asked, "I'm going to collect fresh water, and Song Wenbin is going to fix the toilet, so what are you going to do?"

Huo Yu hesitated for a moment, then said calmly, "Go hunting."

Su Tina was happy, and said with a smile: "Then I will prepare dinner and enjoy it when His Majesty comes back!"

Huo Yu was very happy, hugged Su Tina's head and poked her on the face.

"Good boy, I'll continue to promote you when I come back."

"I want to be the vice emperor!"

"One sentence."

Song Wenbin was speechless looking at the pair of live treasures.

(End of this chapter)