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Chapter 254 To be a human being, you must know how to be content and be grateful【Subscription】

Chapter 254 To be a human being, you must know how to be content and be grateful【Subscription】

The prehistoric world, Jinao Island.

"Ha ha."

Li Changsheng ignored the group of veterans molesting the newcomers.

Whether it's Ju Ming or Jiang Xinghuo, or the last new group member who hasn't shown up before, none of them are fuel-efficient.

Li Changsheng is not worried, they will be like Xu Hanwen before, unable to bear the blow and become depressed and sick.

The three new group members randomly invited this time have two things in common.

First, they are all traversers.

It is really strange that Zhu Ming traveled from modern society to the end of the Northern Song Dynasty, and brought his father along with him.

Jiang Xinghuo was even more interesting. He traveled eight times in a row, but each time he didn't get along very well. Now it's the ninth time.

But he has the golden finger of crossing, as long as he does not take the initiative to seek death nine times in a row, then he can return to the modern society and live forever.

It's just that, in this lifetime, if he was selected in the chat group, it would not be so easy to die.

Of course, he didn't die so quickly in the first place. Through the way of giving lectures in prison, Zhu Di heard him indirectly and regarded him as a saint alive.

This is also the origin of Jiang Xinghuo's nickname 'Jiang Dashengren'.

As for the last new group member who never showed up, he is also inextricably linked with the Ming Dynasty.

Ding Xiu, whose name is Brother Run, is also known as Jiaqian Layman.

However, this Ding Xiu is not Peter Ding Xiu, but a traveler who traveled from the Ming Dynasty to the new century.

At this time, Ding Xiu had just traveled through time, possessed the body of an extra actor with the same name and surname in the new century, he was still a little dazed, his mind was in a daze, so naturally he didn't pay much attention to the arrival of the chat group.

In other words, he didn't even know what a chat group was.

The second thing the three new members have in common is that they are all characters from unfinished online works, or they are the protagonists.

Ju Ming is from "Guide to Traveling through the Northern Song Dynasty", Jiang Xinghuo is from "The Master of the Ming Dynasty", and Ding Xiu is from "This Actor Wants More Money".

"Oh? Ask me for help?"

At this time, Li Changsheng sensed that someone was Aite himself, and in a blink of an eye, it was the new group member Zhu Ming.

Master Changsheng: "Oh? How do you want Pindao to help you?"

The old god Li Changsheng asked.

Zhu Ming: "Can the real person lend me some cultivation resources? First let the little brother step into the door of cultivating immortals, and in the future, the little brother will definitely repay the real person twice."

Rubbing his hands together, Zhu Ming asked with some expectation.

Jiang Xinghuo: "Ahem, the kid also has the same idea, can the real person borrow some resources first?"

Seeing Zhu Ming asking for help from the group leader, Jiang Xinghuo, who had been hiding behind the screen, also said along the way.

Good guy, the group members took one big shot at a time, Jiang Xinghuo was almost scared to pee.

After a while, he slowly came to his senses.

This is a wonderful misunderstanding!

Ding Xiu: "Are you all people in different worlds? The chat group is so magical?"

Ding Xiu: "Ding Xiu, I learned from the Qi Family Saber. After experiencing a life-and-death battle, I came to the world more than 300 years later! I just woke up and failed to greet you in time. It's Ding's fault. I hope you will forgive me. !"

Parallel time and space, 2000, a basement in a slum area of ​​the capital.

In the dark and humid environment, Ding Xiu rubbed his swollen eyebrows. After a day and a night, he probably understood his situation.

More than 300 years ago, he was Ding Xiu, the prodigal son of the Ming Dynasty; more than 300 years later, he was an extra, also named Ding Xiu.

Two days ago, when Ding Xiu was filming a scene of launching into the water, he contracted a cold and had been sick for a long time. He took advantage of the opportunity to enter, and the souls of the two were perfectly fused together.

At the same time, he was possessed by a magical existence called 'Chat Group of the Heavens'.

After digesting the memory of the original body and the information sent to him by the chat group, Ding Xiu didn't worry about why he traveled through time, and accepted his current identity readily.

The only thing he is curious about now is, what is this chat group, what is its use, and how can it help him?
Ye Fan: "Well, the three of you turned out to be timetravelers! It's just that both of them are passing through the past, but you are passing through the past."

Lin Meng: "@丁秀, welcome Brother Ding to join the group."

Lin Pingzhi: "Oh? Is the little brother actually a descendant of General Qi? Then our timelines should not be too far apart. Two days ago, Emperor Jiajing left my house and returned to the capital."

Kou Zhong: "Welcome Ding Xiu to join our chat group family!"

Zhang Sanfeng: "Welcome, welcome."

Qiao Feng: "Welcome Ding Xiu, next to Qiao Feng!"

Jiang Yuyan: "Welcome."

Wang Chao: "Ding Xiu, did you travel from ancient times to modern times? Are you traveling with your real body or are you reborn?"

Seeing that the last new group member finally bubbled up, all the group members welcomed it.

At the same time, everyone was very curious about what he said.

Travelers, members of the group are no strangers, belonging is commonplace.

But this is the first time everyone has seen it from ancient times to modern times.

Ding Xiu: "Thank you! After Ding woke up, he found that he was possessed by a young man named Ding Xiu, and got all his memories."

Ding Xiu: "@林平之, the boss is awesome."

Seeing the welcome of the group members, Ding Xiu quickly expressed his thanks.

He has always been arrogant, but he is not brainless. He has a few pounds and a few taels, but he is still clear.

Although he can be regarded as a master among ordinary people, compared to the big guys in the group who can live forever at every turn, he is not a shit.

Changsheng real person: "Very good, the three new group members are all gathered!"

Changsheng real person: "@朱明, the resources used for cultivation, Pindao thinks that you should work hard to earn them yourself, instead of waiting for Pindao's charity."

Master Changsheng: "It's just right, Pindao refined a few systems two days ago, how about you three each choose one?"

Seeing the three new group members appear, Li Changsheng thought about it and said to them.

Coincidentally, the system he refined a few days ago just came in handy.

Zhu Ming: "Is it a system? Oh, brother, I remembered, I saw it in the chat history before."

Zhu Ming: "Then I want the 'God-level selection system'! Thank you, real person!"

Seeing what Master Changsheng said, Zhu Ming was taken aback for a moment, and then quickly realized it.

He recalled that Changsheng Daoist made a total of four systems, namely the 'Extreme Cooking God System', 'Lucky Lucky Draw System', 'God Level Selection System', and 'Attribute Point Addition System'.

The God of Cooking thing doesn't help him much in his cause of rebellion, and Ju Ming doesn't think about it at all.

Then, there are only lucky draws, god-level choices, and attribute points left. After choosing a lot, he made a decision.

Master Changsheng: "Okay, Pindao will send it to you separately!"

Seeing that Zhu Ming has a choice, Li Changsheng has nothing to do.

Through the background of the group owner, directly added an exclusive small program for the other party: 'God-level selection system'!
Zhu Ming: "Thank you real person!"

Seeing that the system had credited the account, Zhu Ming quickly expressed his gratitude to Changsheng Zhenren.

Then, he opened the freshly obtained [God-level Selection System].

"buzz"

The next moment, a piece of information flooded into Zhu Ming's mind.

"I see."

After digesting this information, Ju Ming's eyes lit up and he was very excited.

This system does not have fancy panels, only when he encounters a choice, the corresponding option will pop up for him to choose.

Generally speaking, there will be three options, he can choose freely, and get the reward of this option.

"Isn't this equivalent to giving away for free, cool!"

Ju Ming thought excitedly.

Jiang Xinghuo: "Then what, the kid wants to ask, does the real person have any other systems?"

Unlike Ju Ming, Jiang Xinghuo is not very satisfied with the current four systems and wants to look at other ones.

Changsheng real person: "Oh? Then what style of system do you want? Don't worry, Pindao can tailor an exclusive system according to your ideas."

No matter what the system is, the core remains the same, so it's not a problem for Li Changsheng, it's just a matter of modifying the skin.

Jiang Xinghuo: "Thank you, real person, that kid boldly said that it is best to be able to practice automatically while lying down, get started in one second, become an immortal in a year, prove Dao in ten years, and become a saint in a hundred years." system, that is absolutely cool!"

Can you customize it?That's great!
Jiang Xinghuo didn't hesitate, and the lion opened his mouth.

Ye Fan: "Nani? What nonsense are you talking about? Are you sure you're not dreaming?"

Lin Meng: "Good guy, it's true that a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, you really dare to say it!"

Kou Zhong: "If there is such a system, then our old group members would have been sanctified a long time ago. How can we wait until today?"

Zhang Sanfeng: "At this moment, the old man realized that he was old, and he didn't even dare to think about it."

Lin Pingzhi: "It's kind of scary."

Qiao Feng: "It's not as scary as usual."

Jiang Yuyan: "Little Xing, come here, sister will show you a big baby!"

Yaochen: "It's scary!"

Emperor Yingzheng: "Tsk tsk."

Seeing Jiang Xinghuo's words, the group members were all shocked.

There are such brazen people in the world?
What is the spring and autumn dream, but also a second to get started, a year to become a fairy, ten years to be great, and a hundred years to be a saint?
If such a good thing really happens, will it still be your turn?

Master Changsheng: "Poverty Dao is also stunned. Although people can be shameless, there is a limit, right? Your truth is a bit outrageous."

Master Changsheng: "However, Pindao probably understands what you mean, the core is getting something for nothing, right? Wait a moment."

Seeing Jiang Xinghuo's words, Li Changsheng laughed dumbfounded, and was really speechless to him.

He has become a saint for a hundred years, and he really dares to think that he, Li, has traveled almost 3000 million years and has not yet become a saint.

However, he also understood what this guy was thinking, and his main focus was getting something for nothing.

That being the case, then Li Changsheng knew how to operate it.

Take out the 'Supreme Chef System', open the background and modify it, a brand new system is freshly released.

Then, he sent this new system to Jiang Xinghuo's panel separately.

Jiang Xinghuo: "Ahem, I'm not whimsical! Haha, everyone, stop spraying, the child knows it's wrong."

Jiang Xinghuo: "Hey, I saw the new system, thank you real person!"

Seeing everyone's accusations, Jiang Xinghuo shrank his neck and quickly admitted his mistake.

The next moment, a new button suddenly appeared on the chat group panel, which caught Jiang Xinghuo's attention.

He clicked on it while thinking, and the new system automatically gave him a message.

【Guarding the Prison System】

As the name suggests, as long as he does not leave the prison where he is currently staying, he will be rewarded.

Guarding the prison for a full day rewards Strength +1, Constitution +1, Dexterity +1, Spirit +1
After guarding the prison for a full week, reward strength +10, constitution +10, agility +10, spirit +10
After guarding the prison for a full month, reward strength +50, constitution +50, agility +50, spirit +50
Guard the prison for 100 days, reward strength +100, constitution +100, agility +100, spirit +[-]
Guarding the prison for one full year will reward strength +500, constitution +500, agility +500, spirit +500
After guarding the prison for 100 years, you will be rewarded with Taoism and immortality!
Anyway, just a word, the longer you stay, the richer the rewards, and there are even rewards such as lifespan later.

In addition, this system has no other functions, such as shopping malls, exchanges, etc., all of which are absent.

By the way, the four-dimensional average value of a normal adult is 1 point!
"As long as you leave halfway, even for a second, will you recalculate the time?"

"Does that mean I'll stay in jail forever?"

"Although you can receive the previous rewards again, what's the point of staying in prison?"

"Besides, I will be beheaded in ten days."

After reading the description of the entire system, Jiang Xinghuo became Sparta in an instant.

Although this system is similar to his appeal, it is all about getting something for nothing, and you can win as long as you lie down.

But Jiang Xinghuo felt aggrieved by this kind of system where he could only stay in the prison and not get out.

'Snapped! '

He slapped himself hard, blaming himself for being too greedy.

That's all right, let's set up a system that looks but doesn't work.

Jiang Xinghuo: "Really, big brother, big brother, can we change one? I'm still young, and I don't want to stay in prison for the rest of my life! Besides, I'm going to be beheaded in ten days. What did you give me?" This system, the kid can't use it."

Jiang Xingguang asked weakly.

Changsheng real person: "You are poor, this is a vegetable market, if you want it, you can get it, if you don't want it, you can return it?"

Curling his lips, Li Changsheng asked indifferently.

Jiang Xinghuo: "But. Well, the kid understands, thank you, real person!"

He choked on the real person's words on the spot, yes, although the real person has a good temper, he can't go too far.

As a human being, you should know how to be grateful and content!
If you continue to entangle, not to mention being disgusting for nothing, but also destroying the popularity of passers-by, the gain outweighs the loss!

"After tonight, it will be a full day, and I will be able to receive my first achievement reward."

"Can a living person be suffocated to death by urine? I have to think of a way!"

After taking a look at the 【guarding the prison system】, Jiang Xinghuo had no choice but to accept the system.

Master Changsheng: "Well, the system is just a trail, don't take it too seriously."

Master Changsheng: "By the way, what about Ding Xiu, what system do you want?"

Seeing that Jiang Xinghuo was no longer making a fuss, Li Changsheng nodded slightly and said a word.

Then, he turned his gaze to the last group member, Ding Xiu.

Ding Xiu: "Ah, does Ding also have a share? However, Ding doesn't know much about these things, so please just ask the real person to look at it."

(End of this chapter)

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