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Chapter 356 What, turned into a stone and got pee all over the face? 【Subscribe】

Qingyang Great Thousand World.

Red Lin Realm.

Great wasteland.

This is a desert that stretches for hundreds of millions of miles, with rocks forming beaches, monsters gathering, and shaking the galaxy.

Among the mountains, monsters and beasts run rampant, giant trees form forests, and the ground bears sea culverts.

On the edge of the wilderness, there is a Gobi desert with few people.

On the Gobi Desert, stands a stone forest.

At this time, an idea awakened from the stone forest, and Lin Meng's consciousness began to recover.

"Well, my 17451st reincarnation was successful?"

Unlike Zhou Botong, Kou Zhong, Zhang Sanfeng and others, Lin Meng didn't set up so-called obsessions, and had to reach a certain level to revive the memory of his previous life.

In each of his lives, he reincarnated directly with his memory, and when he became conscious, he automatically revived the memory of his previous life.

Every time after his memory was revived, after checking his current qualifications, he quickly made a decision whether to leave or stay.

Therefore, he is faster than others, which have been born more than 7000 times.

"wrong."

But the next moment, Lin Meng felt something was wrong.

He couldn't open his eyes, he didn't feel his body, no hands, no feet, nothing.

"Could it be that I haven't been born yet? But that's not right. How could I be conscious if I wasn't born?"

"Hold the grass. Could it be that I was reincarnated as a plant, or something else?"

Lin Meng thought for a moment, and a bad prediction came to his mind.

Among the more than 7000 reincarnations before him, more than 1000 were reincarnated as flowers and trees, and more than 2000 were reincarnated as birds and animals.

There are more than 3000 reincarnations of sundries, such as teacups, jugs, tables, chairs, wooden beds and other dead objects.

The remaining 1+ reincarnations became normal human beings, but most of the time they were reincarnated as women, what a fucking dog!

Is it
In this life, I, Lin Meng, have been reincarnated into those immobile, unconscious plants or sundries?
"Hateful fate, why do you always have trouble with me?"

Lin Meng cursed, he felt as if he had been targeted by fate, and every reincarnation was unsatisfactory.

Of course, he didn't know that among the fifteen group members who reincarnated together was Ouhuang Zhou Botong, who reshaped the posture of Da Luo in his first reincarnation.

Otherwise, Lin Meng might be so depressed that he vomited blood and died.

"Forget it, I hope that the reincarnation this time is an ordinary household item, and it will be broken in a few years, so I can be reincarnated."

The cheating rule of "reincarnation" is that you must commit suicide to continue the next reincarnation.

If reincarnated human beings, animals and other living things are okay, there is always a way to commit suicide.

But if reincarnated into flowers, trees, teacups and jugs and other immobile and unconscious dead objects, how can one commit suicide?

Only by waiting for it to die, can Lin Meng get away safely and reincarnate.

"Forget it, let's take a look at the aptitude of this life first, although I don't have any hope!"

After sighing, Lin Meng opened the chat group.

【Group member】: Lin Meng
【Repair】: None

[Qualification]: 91 (Pose of Daluo)
[Optional: 1. Immediately start the next reincarnation; 2. Extract cheats; 3. Use past life cultivation. 】

[Note 1: Each reincarnation will automatically trigger the above options, and each selection is a single choice, which cannot be repeated. Please choose carefully. 】

[Note 2: Group member Lin Meng, you already have the posture of a big Luo. If you try to reincarnate, your qualifications may be reduced. Please choose carefully! 】

"Hold the grass, I, Lin Meng, have come to luck? Finally let me reshape the posture of Da Luo?"

Looking at the qualification column on the chat group panel, Lin Meng couldn't believe his eyes.

He stared again and again, and found that the aptitude was still the appearance of Da Luo, and he was not mistaken.

"Ah, the 17451st time, I finally succeeded!"

He raised his head to the sky and howled, his heart bursting with excitement.

"and many more."

At this time, Lin Meng finally discovered what his reincarnated body was.

Perhaps his past life memories gradually recovered, his consciousness broke away from the shackles of the main body, and he finally saw the main body.

"What the hell am I reincarnated into a stone?"

In Lin Meng's consciousness, he saw that his own body was an inconspicuous stone in the stone forest.

This stone is light yellow in color, the size of a millstone, and weighs more than 2000 kilograms.

Only one-third of it is exposed, and most of the rest is buried in the gravel.

"I"

Lin Meng was speechless.

It's okay to be reincarnated as a stone. He has rich reincarnation experience, and he has been reincarnated as a stone eight times before.

For those eight times, he worked hard every time (suffering for hundreds of years), and finally he was reincarnated (either weathered naturally, or used as a house foundation, or crushed into sand.) .

Think about tears.

Reincarnated as a stone again, it is still a stone with the posture of a big Luo.

Now, Lin Meng was completely stunned.

"My miserable and empty life"

Lin Meng's mood is the same as the stones in this world, hard and cold.

He just wants to be a good person, is it so difficult?
"Hey, I can still draw golden fingers."

Thinking about the future, Lin Meng suddenly thought of a crucial question.

"Come on, let me see what my gold finger is?"

Rubbing his hands excitedly, Lin Meng thought, and a virtual panel popped up.

Hundreds of millions of light form a lottery turntable, and the names of the systems are written in the grids on it.

'Lord God Space', 'Chat Group of the Heavens', 'Shop of the Heavens', 'Murder into a God System', 'Death of Anger Does Not Pay for Your Life System'.
Looking at all kinds of gold fingers on the panel, Lin Meng drooled uncontrollably.

"start!"

With an order, the lottery tray started spinning.

Finally, the pointer stays on the 'infinite reincarnation system'.

"Infinite reincarnation system? What the hell?"

Hearing the word reincarnation, Lin Meng had a bad feeling in his heart.

He's already vomited, and he's terrified.

[Avenue of Reincarnation is one of the three thousand avenues, life after life, endless reincarnation. 】

[Group member Lin Meng can bind the soul of a living being, making it a reincarnation walker, helping group member Lin Meng understand the secret of reincarnation. 】

[The bound soul will be automatically branded with the reincarnation brand, even if it dies, it can be resurrected instantly without consumption and hindrance, for immortality. 】

[Note 1: Group member Lin Meng will automatically synchronize the cultivation base of the reincarnation messenger, and will automatically be one level higher than the reincarnation messenger. 】

[Note 2: When using the system for the first time, a copy of Lin Meng's Gongfa "Innate Reincarnation Sutra: Ordinary Chapter" will be given as a gift. 】

[Note 3: The stronger the group member Lin Meng is, the more reincarnation messengers can be bound. Currently, only one reincarnation messenger can be bound. 】

[Note 4: Please group member Lin Meng work hard to bind the reincarnation messenger, and eventually evolve into the innate reincarnation stone, come on!Awesome! 】

From these paragraphs of words, Lin Meng captured an important message.

As long as he walks step by step according to the system, he can even evolve into an innate reincarnation stone in the end.

This is both innate and reincarnated, and it is a good thing when you hear it.

"By the way, I remember the Holy One said before that every innate spirit treasure has a ray of indelible aura, which is equivalent to the untransformed Daluo?"

"In this way, the innate reincarnation stone is the innate spiritual treasure? Or is it the innate spiritual root?"

"That makes sense"

Thinking of this, Lin Meng was shocked.

Although he was reincarnated as a stone in this life, it was not an ordinary stone.

His future is the innate reincarnation stone, a stone with the posture of a big Luo.

Not only that, but he can also bind the souls of other creatures, let them practice for himself, and then sit firmly on the Diaoyutai, synchronize the cultivation of the other party, and wait for the day to become the innate reincarnation stone.

Isn't this a capitalist!

Compared with his infinite reincarnation system, those capitalists who promote 996 and 007 in the world are weak.

As long as he becomes his messenger of reincarnation, not only will he be under his control from life to life, but also his cultivation base will be automatically synchronized, and he will automatically be one level shorter than him.

It's even worse than Zhou Pai!
"Very good, starting today, I will be a capitalist!"

He cast a scornful glance at the stone next to him, and it swelled instantly.

He is destined to become the gem of the innate reincarnation stone.

And the stone next to it is just an ordinary stone.

A bunch of crap!
Lin Meng believed that with the infinite reincarnation system in his body, he would be able to re-form into a human one day.

"But then again."

"This desolate stone forest doesn't even have a single ghost, who shall I choose to be my reincarnation messenger?"

Fortunately, Lin Meng is not an ordinary person. In his previous life, he was a Taiyi Golden Immortal Dzogchen and a half-step Daluo.

His teasing behavior just now was just to vent the depression accumulated in the more than 7000 reincarnations.

After calming down, Lin Meng looked around and fell silent for an instant.

In this vast stone forest, it can be said that life is rare and extremely desolate.

Not to mention people, there are not even insects, mosquitoes, ants, mice, or ghosts.

"Hey"

Lin Meng's heart went cold.

As time goes by, day after day, year after year, it gets cooler and cooler.

With nothing to do, Lin Meng was so bored that he counted the number of stones in this stone forest.

In the end, even their size, weight, and placement are clear.

It's so boring!

In the blink of an eye, 1000 years have passed.

In this desolate stone forest, there are still few people and animals, and it has not changed in the slightest.

Fortunately, in this world, it is a woody stone, and wind and rain are rare in the stone forest, so the weathering is slow.

He felt that it would definitely not be a problem to live for tens of thousands of years.

at last.

On this day, the sudden noise broke the dead silence of the stone forest.

A fugitive team broke into the stone forest, a few skinny horses pulled the carriage, and there were more than 80 men, women and children.

A few strong men carried knives and guns to escort the convoy into the stone forest, their faces full of panic.

They were dressed in tatters and dirty, as if they were being hunted down and fled all the way.

"Ha, someone is finally here, my reincarnation messengers, you are finally here!"

In a daze, Lin Meng was about to fall asleep, and when he sensed the breath of a living person, he came back to life instantly.

All these years of doing nothing all day long, after counting the stones, he slept most of the time.

"It seems that this is an ethnic group with the same surname, including the older generation representing the past, the young and old representing the present, and the children representing the future."

"They should come from a big family, but they suffered a catastrophe. For the continuation of the family, this group of people escaped."

"As for their wives and daughters, they must have been abandoned!"

"Tsk tsk, although I'm a little shocked, it doesn't seem to be what I expected!"

Lin Meng looked at these people carefully with interest, his eyes seemed to be picking piglets.

There are a total of 83 people in the team, and there are five elderly people who seem to be their elders.

There are 57 young and strong people, all of whom are wounded, and they must have escaped with great difficulty.

The rest are all children, the oldest are thirteen or fourteen years old, and the youngest are seven or eight years old.

However, all 21 children were boys.

There are no women in the entire team.

"Let's take a rest here. We haven't closed our eyes for three days and three nights. Everyone is tired."

A middle-aged man who looked about 40 or [-] years old stood up and said hello, and the team stopped in the stone forest.

This person should be the leader. He is 1.8 meters tall, his body is full of muscles, scars are everywhere, and his face is majestic.

Under the arrangement of the middle-aged leader, the young and middle-aged people performed their duties and did their own things silently.

Set up tents for the elderly and children to rest, look for firewood and water sources to prepare food, and the division of labor is clear.

Soon, a temporary foothold was set up by everyone.

"Hey, this kid is not bad. Although he looks very thin, he has sharp eyes and should be smarter."

At this time, Lin Meng finally picked a piggy that he was more satisfied with. It was a child who looked about seven or eight years old.

The most important thing is that the child is the closest to him, less than one meter away.

As long as this child comes into contact with him, he can be bound by Lin Meng as an envoy of reincarnation, and he will work for him forever.

After all, Lin Meng is just an ordinary stone now, not to mention his cultivation, it has no magic at all.

If you want to bind the reincarnation messenger, you must contact the other party, or get the other party's genes.

Talking about genes is a bit unimaginable. To put it bluntly, it is the other party's saliva, hair, blood, urine, etc.

"It's close. It's close, little boy, come here quickly. Let me bind you."

Lin Meng is like a wolf grandmother in sheep's clothing, expecting the little boy to touch her.

In this way, he can have the first reincarnation messenger.

"Wait, don't come here! Hold the grass"

But the next moment, the little guy rolled up his pants, ready to pee on Lin Meng.

"Uh"

Lin Meng was dumbfounded after being pissed on the head.

[The human gene is detected, is it bound to the other party as the No. 1 reincarnation messenger? 】

"Dog, I'm going to kill you. I'm xxxxxxxxxxxx"

His eyes turned red in an instant, and he yelled at him regardless of the system's prompt.

It's a pity that he is a stone and cannot speak human language.

In the eyes of the little boy and other tribesmen, this stone is nothing special, just one of thousands of stones in the stone forest.

Therefore, only he could hear Lin Meng's swearing, and the little boy didn't notice it.

"Xiaoyang, what are you doing, come back for dinner."

At this time, a young man in the distance shouted.

The little boy put on his pants and replied, "Daddy, here I am, I was peeing just now."

"Little bastard, labor management must deal with you to death, you wait for labor management!"

Lin Meng's back molars were about to be crushed, and he was going crazy with rage.

I think of him, Lin Meng, who rose from the humble beginnings, experienced ups and downs along the way, transcended the universe step by step, and became the master of the primordial world.

Generally speaking, his life can be regarded as smooth sailing.

When had he, the master of Lin Meng, been wronged by being pissed all over his face?
Never!
"Bind, bind this little bastard to me as the No. 1 reincarnation messenger, labor and management will torture him forever!"

After a long time, Lin Meng finally calmed down and said to the system with a cold face.

【Bind successfully.】

(End of this chapter)