Journey to the West: Lao Liu Tian Peng Crying Tathagata

Chapter 314 The poor monk can see that you are not human at a glance
Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor and all the immortals were also numb from laughter.

really!

Your canopy always doesn't play cards according to the routine!
It's so cheap that people like it.

Lingshan.

The Tathagata crowd was blown up.

drop!
"From..."

"From..."

Tathagata said unhappily:

"Tianpeng, bastard, I will let him be arrogant for another month at most!"

Ran Deng sneered and said:
"I don't think he can stand it for a month. Kong Xuan is about to complete the last step. When the time comes, we must bring him a golden hoop and play with him!"

Everyone also nodded one after another, all of them were so angry that they couldn't do it, just say why is your canopy so cheap?
White Tiger Ridge.

Zhu Xiaopeng reached out and patted Guanyin's chest and said:

"Oh! Don't be angry, sir. I was joking with you just now. I'll rub it for you!"

Guanyin: ? ? ?
You hit my mother in the face, why are you rubbing my mother's fierceness?
You are special!
Are you really that perverted?
Old man, are you really not letting go?
drop!
"Negative emotions from Guanyin +1000.×1000"×9
She is really angry!

Zhu Xiaopeng said in surprise:

"Master, why are your pectoral muscles so exaggerated?"

Guanyin: ? ? ?
Crowd: ? ? ?
For a moment, everyone was stunned, especially the immortals and Buddhas of the Three Realms who knew the true identity of Guanyin, they were so stunned!

Good marshal, you are really beautiful!
Jade Emperor and the others burst into laughter.

Just when the scene was silent for a while.

Tang Sanzang said in surprise:

"Ah, my dear mother! Big brother, you speak your native dialect, and it's much better than yours!"

Zhu Xiaopeng turned his head to look at Tang Sanzang, and said modestly:

"Dismiss."

Guanyin is convinced! This bastard has been with your mother for 18 years, and he learned it from your mother!
"Bastard, get your paws off!"

"oh oh!"

Zhu Xiaopeng stopped, looked at the old man who watched Guanyin Bian, looked around, and said:
"Master, let's go back to the original question, you are the only one around here, right?"

Guanyin frowned and looked at Zhu Xiaopeng, wondering what the bastard was playing, and asked:

"How about you?"

Zhu Xiaopeng said angrily:
"Just you, why are you still thinking about it, take off all your clothes and let me see why your pectoralis major is so exaggerated?"

"Hurry up, I'll beat you if you're slow!"

Guanyin: ? ? ?
Crowd: ? ? ?
Guanyin really can't keep up with the speed of Zhu Xiaopeng's brain, what is this all about!

"You... you elder, are you sick? It's none of your business what about me, old man. Why do you want me to take off my clothes for you to see?"

Zhu Xiaopeng knocked down Guanyin's old man with two punches, and said in a bad mood:
"Nonsense, just use your forehead to drop your fist!"

drop!
"Negative emotions from Guanyin +1000.×1000"

violent.

Guanyin ran away immediately.

It's too bullying, I really can't bear it this time, I saw Avalokitesvara stood up, raised her hand directly...then hesitated again.

If it continues at this time, wouldn't it be a waste of effort in the previous two performances?
can.

If you don't turn your face at this time, this bastard will take off his clothes, how can he bear it!
Guanyin wanted to cry.

Now she is in a dilemma, and there is no way to deal with it.

Zhu Xiaopeng had a smile on his face, and his small eyes looked straight at Guanyin!You hit me, you hit me?
Guanyin put down his hand and said angrily:

"That's all, I've had enough, old man, to meet a robber like you, so I'll go now."

As she spoke, she slammed into a big tree not far away.

Zhu Xiaopeng hurriedly flashed his figure and stood in front of her.

Bang!
All of a sudden, Guanyin bumped directly into Zhu Xiaopeng's arms.

Zhu Xiaopeng looked surprised and said:

"Fuck! You...Master, I was just curious, how could you still seek death?"

Guanyin looked at Zhu Xiaopeng in front of her, and felt very uncomfortable. She said to herself, please, let me die now!

Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor and the immortals were also stunned.

To play Guanyin, you have to be Marshal of the Canopy!
Look at you, you are playing Guanyin Bodhisattva, you are going to die immediately.

How can you be so good!

Of course, at this time, Tathagata and the others were already furious, so they wished they could come down together and beat Zhu Xiaopeng to death with random sticks.

You don't even give a chance to die, how wrong is your canopy?
Guanyin looked at Zhu Xiaopeng and said seriously:

"Get out of the way, the old man is innocent, you must not let you bastard mess around, just let me die."

Zhu Xiaopeng ignored Avalokitesvara and looked at the negative emotions. The total number was 5000 million.

This wave of small goals turned out to be accomplished.

It's outrageous!
He thought it was Xuannv this time, because of his own people, he was not too ruthless in fun, so he didn't expect any negative emotions.

Never thought!
Guanyin delivered it to the door by herself.

perfect.

Zhu Xiaopeng looked at Guanyin seriously and said:

"Master, do you really want to die?"

Guanyin gritted her teeth and said angrily:

"My mind has been made!"

Zhu Xiaopeng nodded slightly, looked at Sun Wukong and Tang Sanzang, and began to say to Guanyin:

"Well, since you want to die, we won't stop you, so! Before you die, let me tell you a secret!"

Guanyin frowned instantly, looking at Zhu Xiaopeng wondering what kind of medicine he was selling in the gourd.

The immortals and Buddhas of the Three Realms were also puzzled, and before they died, they told Guanyin, what a secret?

Zhu Xiaopeng suddenly laughed and said:

"Haha, the secret is... In fact, we already knew that you are a fake, your whole family is a fake, our master and apprentice, including Xiaobai and Xiaohei, all know it!"

Guanyin: ? ? ?
Monk Sun Wukong and Sha and the others nodded in agreement, Tang Sanzang saw Zhu Xiaopeng's point, and said directly:
"The poor monk can tell at a glance that you are not human."

drop!
"Negative emotions from Guanyin +1000.×1000"×9
"Everyone from Lingshan..."

"Everyone from Lingshan..."

For an instant.

Zhu Xiaopeng's negative emotions directly soared by 3000 million, which made Guanyin and Lingshan Tathagata tremble with anger!

Avalokitesvara gritted her teeth and stared at Zhu Xiaopeng and his master and disciples with a "bengbeng" sound, it was really going to explode.

I can't wait to eat it alive.

hateful!

Deceiving too much!

Even if you knew early on, even if you've been playing with me, why did you say it at this moment?

Don't I, Guanyin, lose face?

Lingshan.

Tathagata scolded angrily:

"Tianpeng, that bastard, even if he already knew about it, it's too much bullying."

"He's worse than a dog!"

Everyone wanted to cry but had no tears!
Our Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, this time it is really hard for you, it is too difficult.

Heartbroken.

It's so wicked.

We have never seen someone as bastard as you canopy, you are really not as good as a roaring dog!

drop!
"From Lingshan..."

(End of this chapter)