I become a big star after I sleep

Chapter 2 Sister, You Don't Want to...

"Hello teachers, my name is Zhang Tiedan, I am 175cm tall and weigh 120kg. This year..."

Candidates have already started the exam.

After listening for a while, Qin Muchu felt a little bored, so he looked around.

The classroom is very empty, with five invigilators in the middle, each with a chair and a long table.

There was a row of people at the back of the classroom. A fat photographer was setting up a video camera and was taking photos of the students. Qin Chumu took a quick glance and didn't pay attention.

He and the rest of the candidates stood in a row by the wall, leaving enough space for performances.

Yanying's performance department entrance examination is generally divided into three examinations, namely the preliminary examination, the re-examination and the third examination.

The interval between each exam is about one week, and at the same time, a group of people will be recruited each time, and those who pass three levels in a row will pass Yanying's art exam.

It is the so-called "both feet have stepped into Yanying", and it has also taken the first step to become a sought-after star.

These are all relevant contents about Yan Ying's art examination that suddenly appeared in Qin Muchu's mind.

But he is not surprised, after all, this is his dream, the content and settings of the art test are not all determined by his subconscious mind.

He would not be surprised if a chicken flew in and played basketball.

Through the knowledge emerging in his mind, Qin Muchu also knew that what was going on now was Yan Ying's first test.

This is also the easiest exam among the three exams. It only needs candidates to introduce themselves, and then recite a paragraph with no restrictions on the subject matter.

The teacher mainly examines the image and voice conditions of the students.

Basically, as long as you are handsome and articulate, you can live.

In other words, most of the ones screened out this round are ugly...

Chilling!
But understandable.

After all, whether it is a star or an actor, appearance is still very important.

It's not that there are no powerful factions, but there are very few, and the road is difficult to walk, not to mention that many powerful factions also serve as idol factions.

For example, in Qin Muchu's memory, Sha Yi, a greasy uncle who has been in various variety shows, was also the handsome "Pirate Saint" Bai Zhantang who was all over the country when he was young.

Who would have thought that the little fresh meat of "Sunflower Acupuncture Hand" would become the pork belly of "Yingzi, open the door, it's Dei Di" in middle age?
Although he once said in an interview that rough men were more popular in those days, so he deliberately made himself old and ugly, but Qin Muchu prefers that time is a butcher's knife...

"Look ugly and live long" is just a self-comforting lyrics without scientific basis.

But its next sentence, "Look handsome, age quickly" has been verified by Sha Yi.

Qin Muchu unconsciously lost his mind again.

"Ah, on the vast sea, the stormy wind rolls the clouds; between the clouds and the sea..."

"There is a petrel flying proudly..."

"My Nima!"

The sudden sharp pain from the sole of the foot made Qin Muchu gasp, and cursed directly.

The scolding was extremely clear in the empty classroom where there was only the sound of reciting.

For a moment, the quiet needle drop in the classroom could be heard.

Everyone looked in the direction where Qin Muchu was.

The expressions of the teachers could barely be managed, but the students all cast surprised glances, each one dumbfounded.

……

Yang Mi's eyes widened, her small mouth opened into an "O" shape.

He looked blankly, his eyes full of disbelief, and he even forgot to move his feet from Qin Muchu's soles.

Qin Muchu glared at this woman who dared to step on her feet.

Looking at each other, a trace of surprise flashed in his eyes.

The narrow melon-seeded face, the high bridge of the nose and the sharp jaw line outline a bit of heroism.

The crescent eyebrows are graceful and beautiful, especially a pair of fox-like eyes, giving people a sense of charming temptation.

Cherry small mouth, lips like cherry red.

The contradictory combination of heroism and charm makes her look like a glamorous Yujie when she is still, but she is charming and seductive when she is moving.

Qin Muchu looked at this familiar face, and his first reaction was:

You can't get foot odor through your shoes, right?

The thought disappeared in a flash, his eyes rolled, and he showed a fleeting smirk, and then said with an anxious and helpless expression:

"Don't ask me for my phone number, I just want to concentrate on studying and get into Yanying."

After a pause, he said in a deep voice:
"Senior sister, you don't want to... I can't pass the Yanying exam, right?"

Qin Muchu spoke loudly on purpose to ensure that everyone in the classroom could hear him.

"Hi~"

There was a sound of air-conditioning in the classroom, and a small piece of the Arctic glacier melted, and there were a few more homeless penguins.

The eyes of the audience shifted from Qin Chumu to Yang Mi uniformly.

His eyes turned from surprise to fiery gossip that made the paparazzi feel ashamed.

Even the teachers cast surprised glances, and put down the water glasses, as if they were eating melons.

It's a pity that there are no melon seeds, otherwise I would have to eat two catties!
Faced with this sudden scene, Yang Mi, who "enjoyed" the attention of the audience, finally restarted after "crashing" due to the sudden influx of massive data and CPU overheating.

It's just that maybe the "CPU" has not cooled down yet, and the "display" has become red and hot, and it seems to be smoking.

"You, you, Hu..."

"Okay, senior sister!"

Qin Chumu interrupted Yang Mi's words, stared into her eyes and said very seriously:

"If I can get into Yanying, I will consider your pursuit!"

After finishing speaking, without waiting for everyone to react, he immediately turned to face several teachers.

"I'm sorry, the exam was delayed because of our affairs, please continue the exam, and we can't affect everyone because of us!"

He intentionally or unintentionally emphasized "we".

The students who were waiting for the exam took another breath of air, the Antarctic glaciers melted a lot, and the polar bears were about to cry!
"No, he slandered, he slandered me..."

Yang Mi was so anxious that she almost cried with the polar bear.

"Yes, the exam is the most important thing. Yang Mi, you go to the back first, and your business will be discussed after the exam is over."

Yang Mi's words were interrupted again, but this time it was a middle-aged female teacher, about 50 years old, among the five teachers.

Her position is among the five teachers, and it seems that she should be the most prestigious.

Yang Mi wanted to say something, but when she met the eyes of the middle-aged female teacher, she immediately deflated like a leaky ball.

He bowed his head and agreed:
"Yes, Teacher Cui."

After finishing speaking, we will go to the back of the classroom.

Qin Muchu closed his eyes, his whole body tensed up, as if he was avoiding external interference and adjusting his state to prepare for the exam.

This is also in line with what he said just now, "I just want to be admitted to Yanying".

People who don't know the truth may still sigh in their hearts:
Sure enough, he is a big fool who wants to learn to treat beauty as nothing.

In fact, only Qin Muchu knew that the reason why he closed his eyes and tensed his whole body was to control himself and not let himself laugh out loud.

He is not a "social bully" patient "while awake".

Like most people, I don't have "social fear", but I can only let go and have fun in front of familiar family and friends.

More often, the seizures occur when alone.

If there are strangers, he will become reticent.

Yang Mi, like Huang Mulin before him, is a common star on TV.

Qin Muchu has no contact with them in his life, but now that they appear in his "dream"...

Especially Yang Mi, who provoked him again and again.

Anyway, in his dream, he was completely able to let go of his usual thin skin, and flirt with this big star unscrupulously.

After thinking about it, Qin Muchu finally smiled.

Yang Mi was already about to leave, but before she left, she casually glanced at Qin Muchu, that smirk aroused the anger she had finally suppressed.

Qin Muchu felt a burning sensation on his face, as if a fire was burning.

He opened his eyes, and it turned out that Yang Mi was staring at him, her willow eyebrows were erected, those charming fox-like eyes stared into apricots, and her anger seemed to be gushing out.

Qin Muchu rubbed his face, restrained his smile, added fuel to the anger in Yang Mi's eyes, and said in a low voice:
"I'm sorry, I haven't received professional training, so I really can't help laughing."

His expression even showed a bit of shyness at the right time!

boom!
It's like a volcano is erupting.

Qin Muchu's "I can't get rid of me just because you don't like me" completely ignited Yang Mi.

Yang Mi's chest rose and fell sharply, her silver teeth were almost crushed, and a voice that only two people could hear came out from between her teeth:
"Boy, okay, okay, let's wait and see!"

After finishing speaking, he shook his head and walked away, not giving Qin Muchu a chance to continue talking.

She hasn't received professional training either, so she's afraid that she won't be able to resist... killing people!
"That teacher, can I continue?"

Zhang Tiedan, who was originally the protagonist of the stage, raised his hand weakly, as if he was wronged like a child weighing more than 100 kilograms.

Who bullies people so much in the art test!

"Oh, classmate, you continue. Don't be nervous, just play normally, you just recited well."

Teacher Cui spoke, and at the same time comforted the aggrieved Tie Dan, with a trace of pity in his eyes.

This unlucky boy.

It was the first time she had seen this kind of thing happen in the examination room in decades of practice, and she also understood that maybe this incident would disrupt the candidates' preparation rhythm and their level would plummet.

After all, exam tension is inevitable. Many candidates are holding their breaths to perform, and this breath is vented...

Sure enough, the examinee named Zhang Tiedan's recitation state was far worse than before, and he was not as emotional as before.

Maybe all his enthusiasm was devoted to "On the day of the art test, the beautiful sister Meiyan pursued me crazily"...

After the recitation was over, the examinees were off the stage, and several teachers discussed and graded.

After a while, Teacher Cui raised his head and cast his eyes on Qin Muchu. This candidate had left an impression in her heart.

Qin Muchu seemed to sense that someone was looking at him, and his eyes met Teacher Cui's.

There is no awe of the students for the teacher, nor nervousness, but a calm smile.

This is something that Mr. Cui, who has been teaching for many years, can't fix.

This kid is interesting.

She didn't feel offended by Qin Muchu's students because she wasn't afraid of being offended by the teacher. On the contrary, she had a good impression of him.

How can you be shy and introverted in this line of work?

"It's your turn, this classmate."

Teacher Cui smiled kindly.

She is over fifty years old, and her children have already married. In her opinion, Qin Muchu's students are almost like children.

She also treats students as her own children when teaching, and she likes students like Qin Muchu who are "naughty" and not afraid of the teacher.

"OK!"

Qin Muchu said and made an "OK" gesture, and walked towards the middle of the classroom under the surprised eyes of all the students and teachers.

It's just that no one noticed that from the moment Yang Mi and Qin Muchu spoke, the fat photographer pointed the camera lens at them.

"Director Wang, how about this young man?"

A man next to the fat photographer whispered, but only in Cantonese.

"Pretty is pretty enough, the Hong Kong dialect is quite interesting, and it has a spoof flavor."

The fat photographer nodded after thinking about it, then turned his gaze to Qin Chumu in the camera.

"Again (tai, meaning "look")..."

(ps: Cantonese is not standard, mainly to allow everyone to read a bit of Cantonese flavor on the basis of understanding the meaning)
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