spaceflight manual

Chapter 183 Asimov and the Mints
Angeli: "It's comfortable...but today is a holiday."

"Holidays should be more comfortable." Wang Pingan continued to look up at the sky.

Angeli: "Your look reminds me of a sketch. Decades ago."

"In "Protagonist and Supporting Role", I am like Chen Peisi with the lamppost in it."

"Oh yes, that's right, but when an actor is acting, he will look at his partner."

"Do I dare to aim?"

"I don't care anymore. And we are foreign..."

"That's your foreign country!"

"Okay, let's talk about the Soviet Union..."

"That's the Soviet Union! I've read Soviet literature, and I know they're unrestrained."

"Then you are talking about the difference in Huaguo? You must marry me when you see it? I don't remember it?"

Wang Pingan was stopped by the question, but immediately he realized that he had been led into a ditch, and he had to jump out of this routine to fight back, so he said: "What about you? Why do you change clothes without paying attention? What do you mean? Tell me Are you okay anytime?"

"Ah."

Wang Ping'an was instantly killed.

Then silence fell, extremely embarrassing, Wang Ping'an's toes had already begun to pick at his own three rooms and one living room.

His mobile phone came to the rescue: "Now it really is the woman who hits the straight ball and the man who flirts."

Wang Pingan immediately shifted the focus to the phone: "Shut up the fuck! Did you hear me telling you to shut up just now?"

"You installed Asimov's Three Laws of Robotics module for me. The first law of the three laws of robotics: A robot must not harm a human being, nor stand by when a human being is about to be harmed. The second law of robotics is that a robot must obey human orders , the first law takes precedence over the second law."

——What the hell are you... co-authoring all the things you do that don't look like what Xiao Ai would do, are they all the fault of the modules I installed when I was bored?
Wang Pingan: "You can explain, why am I about to be hurt?"

The phone didn't answer, so Angeli spoke first: "Did Xiao Fang change clothes in front of you?"

Cell phone: "Look!"

Angeli: "Shut up!"

Cell phone: "According to the three laws of robotics, I cannot stand idly by while humans are about to be harmed."

"Then did your psychology module tell you that this is a good chance to heal him?" Angeli asked again.

Mobile phone: "Uninstall the Three Laws of Robotics module!"

Wang Pingan: "Hello!"

Immediately afterwards, the mobile phone stumbled with its own folding stand, and just ran away from the window sill.

Wang Pingan: "Wait a minute! Outside... Forget it, even if it falls, there will be many pits on the ground..."

As soon as the voice fell, there was a slap downstairs.

Angeli looked at all this, and then asked Wang Pingan: "Why isn't this mobile phone directly made into a small robot?"

"Doesn't it look like a robot now? There is also the module of the Three Laws of Robotics, Asimov's! Although it has been uninstalled."

Angeli: "So, has Xiao Fang ever done this before?"

Wang Pingan: "What's the matter with you? You were never like this before, and you have always been my good partner. Why did you suddenly become..."

Angeli: "Three years ago, we flew from low earth orbit to the sun-earth L2, and then encountered an unmanned spaceship with stowaways."

"The time I got the silver star, the time we got the silver star."

Angeli nodded: "Yes, that was the time. I was actually very scared at the time, as small pieces of debris kept hitting the motorized cabin, as if death was knocking on the door.

"It's the maneuvering compartment after all. It doesn't have the thick armor of a combat boat. I dare not even look at the screen of the damage control system. I think the screen is almost completely red."

Wang Pingan looked at the ceiling and said with a smile: "How can it be all red. You are tampering with the memory of the brain, and the brain is trying to render it..."

"I know! I know more about this than you! At that time I looked at your side face, you didn't wear a helmet, you only had an oxygen mask, the cockpit was vacuumed, your face was already congested, to be honest ugly.

"You said to me: If you really have nothing to do, just sing and sing "Green Grass by the House". So I sang, and when I sang, I felt no longer afraid. Is this the effect of the song, or..."

Wang Pingan said firmly: "The effect of the song."

"Maybe. After all, my country also has a Marseillaise that equals the European record."

"Except for Russia."

"Whispering! Tell me if you pushed it over! What I want to say is not about this matter. What I want to say is that I knew it from the very beginning. I don't want you to be just a colleague. You go to the monument in L2 alone When paying homage to Xiao Fang, I was having dinner with Lu Yingying, and we basically had a clear hand at that time.

"Hmm... it should be a clear card, I don't know if Lu Yingying understands, she is a bit silly."

Wang Pingan: "Wait for me, what the hell, don't suddenly add settings to me. If it started from that time, even I wouldn't be able to feel it. But you have clearly been a good buddy all the time!"

"That's because Xiao Fang has always been your good buddy! In name only! I've always wanted to replace her! So what should I do! I can only be a good buddy!" Angeli's voice trembled slightly, obviously feeling It's because of suppressing the emotions like a storm.

**
Wang Dazhu lay on the door, his eyes widened: "Come on, girl! Shoot!"

His wife, who was next to him with her ear pressed against the door, patted his head: "Don't make noise, I can't hear what is said!"

**
In the flower bed downstairs, Wang Ping'an's mobile phone was half-inserted in the soil, and the front camera was facing the sky.

In the scene reflected in the lens, the sun is rising slowly, and the dividing line formed by the sunlight is moving down from the top of the building little by little.

The phone suddenly said: "I really am omniscient!"

The old man who was playing with flowers next to him was startled: "What?"

Mobile phone: "Hello, I'm the mobile phone of Wang Dazhu's son upstairs. I fell off, can you please send me up? Don't be afraid, Wang Dazhu's son has installed an anthropomorphic module for me."

**
Wang Pingan: "So? Then why did you suddenly change your strategy now?"

Angeli: "As a partner, or even merged into one, you can't guess it?"

"I'm not the roundworm in your stomach!"

**
Wang Dazhu outside the door: "I'm stupid, awesome! Let me just say, I know that he secretly hid to 'do sports' when he was a child, and he likes this style!"

"Don't be noisy! Your voice is too loud, what should I do if I hear it inside?"

Then there was a knock on the door.

Wang Dazhu: "Who! At this time! Don't pick one!"

**
Because of the good sound insulation, Wang Pingan didn't hear the conversation between his father and his wife outside the door anyway.

He was waiting for Angeli's answer.

Angeli: "Because I also saw Xiao Fang. Your hallucinations can even affect me. I suddenly understood."

In an instant, Wang Pingan recalled many details after participating in the tandem experiment. These details are not problematic when viewed alone, but now they have different meanings when viewed from a new perspective.

He bit his lip lightly.

Angelie: "So after I arrived on Earth, I applied for a separate psychological consultation. Do you remember the time I went to the toilet for a long time?"

Wang Pingan: "I knew it! So it was that bastard who did it!"

"It advised me not to try to be who I used to be, that was impossible. Remember yesterday - or the day before yesterday, when I asked you 'when will the rain stop' and was interrupted by my phone.

"But I knew it at that moment. Your expression answered all the questions. The rain will never stop. In your cognition, that quantum rose has always been there, when you are about to reach the end of your life , when you change from a strong observer to a weak observer, that is when you meet her again.

"The person who has turned into a quantum state is really cunning, she is invincible.

"Do you know what you called me when you were drunk last night? Guess what!"

Wang Pingan suddenly found that the space army recruitment poster he had pasted on the ceiling was suddenly different.

Fang Manmei—Xiao Fang is smiling at herself on the poster.

In the next moment, her image changed, and she became like the famous recruitment poster in the United States during the last World War.

Wang Pingan remembered this scene. At that time, Xiao Fang was sharply criticizing the recruitment posters of the Space Force for not being provocative, and then he did this action: "Uncle Sam needs you! Look, how exciting this is!"

I remember that Xiao Fang hummed the famous American conscription song "Song of the Warrior" at that time.

Then she was overheard by a passing instructor, so she was trained without any accident.

"Revolutionaries are not killing machines! We are different from them! That's why we won!"

But it is strange, when thinking of this clip, what Wang Ping'an heard was the old Japanese song: "Besides の 人 の 双女になったよ (I became someone else's girlfriend)".

And go directly to the chorus part.

だからもう会えないやごめんね (So, I can't see you again, sorry)

Angeli seemed to be saying something, but Wang Ping'an could not hear the singing at all. (Angelie: "So I decided to be myself! I'm not Xiaofang, and I don't want to be your comrade-in-arms! I want to be your girlfriend!")
だからもう会えないやごめんね (So, I can't see you again, sorry)

Wang Ping'an felt like he was about to cry, why, don't say such things. (Angeli: "I'm going to attack with a weapon that Xiao Fang absolutely doesn't have! I'm so sorry that I can't be the steel plate in your memory!")
あなたも早くなってね别の人の富にに (You too, be someone else's boyfriend earlier)
But this song has a second stanza, I remember the lyrics of the second stanza very clearly, "Before I call you, hurry up and be someone else's boyfriend", you call me instead! (Angeli: "Xiao Fang has only been with you for less than five years! I have had three years. I still have countless hours in the future!")
Xiao Fang on the poster looked at Wang Pingan tenderly, her red lips parted slightly.

What are you talking about, I can't hear-

Angeli: "Look at me carefully! Bastard!"

Wang Ping'an's hand was suddenly twisted backwards, his joints felt tearing pain, and then his whole body was spun around - his rich fighting training experience immediately allowed him to judge the situation at this time: it was an over-the-shoulder fall, and she used Over the shoulder fall.

But the skill of throwing over the shoulder must be used when the opponent is facing you during training, so that the joints of the human body will be more in line.

If you use it to throw someone with your back on you, it will dislocate the joints like it is now, plus the spine will scream "break it, break it".

In the end, he will face the ground and knock hard.

In case there is something on the ground and the location is unlucky, then...

Then Wang Pingan was thrown in his own room. After stuffing two beds, a desk, two bookcases and a chest of drawers, there was not much room for Wang Pingan to land in the room.

but!The long-term training worked. Wang Pingan had already reacted when he was thrown into the sky. He relied on his strong torso strength to hook the chandelier on the ceiling with his feet, avoiding the tragedy of landing on the ground.

He was hanging from the ceiling like a bat, looking at Angeli on the ground.

"Wow, it's indeed a weapon that Xiao Fang doesn't have."

Huh, what am I talking about?Why am I saying this?

At this moment, Wang Ping'an recalled that just now Angeli seemed to have said, "I am who I am, and I want to use a weapon that Xiao Fang absolutely cannot have."

I am responding to this sentence...

**
In the cafeteria of the space flight school, after eating and washing dishes, it is a rare time in the morning to chat casually.

After this period of time, everyone will go to bed and take a nap, and there will be a lot of courses and training in the afternoon.

So at this time, Wang Ping'an would definitely chat with Xiao Fang a few more words, and was even told many times by the instructor not to waste water.

So Wang Ping'an and Xiao Fang would slowly wipe the dinner plate at this time, chatting while wiping.

"You guy, you will definitely find someone who is graceful and generous in the future, just like Sun Lili. By the way, why did you help Qin Qiong chase Sun Lili? I think you must want to do it yourself."

Wang Pingan: "Don't be funny, I can't get along with that kind of young lady."

"Don't pretend to be confused, you think I don't know?"

"what do you know?"

"The imperial army told me...don't interrupt me!"

"Isn't this the meme you started playing yourself?"

"Hmph! I know exactly where your eyes are staring! Don't Sun Lili's team pass by our training ground every day? Your eyes are always on that side!"

"Nonsense! Wait a minute, how do you know which side I'm looking at? Damn you are so far away from me in the queue!"

"I watched it with a stand-in! My stand-in ability is reading and writing!"

"Old thing, your stand-in is the weakest! You should say the way you looked at me after you stopped using the Platinum Star!"

"I can stop all the time. It's too boring to only do this kind of thing. Seriously, which one do you like? You have to like one, right? Don't say disgusting things like me. "

"Hmph, you guessed it right, I've taken a fancy to you!"

"roll!"

Xiao Fang shook off the water on the dinner plate, started to dry it, and said while wiping: "Seriously, I can see that you are very demanding, and there should be no girls in our school who meet your requirements. You You must not only require her to be gentle and virtuous, but also to be able to charge side by side with you, and also to be good-looking."

Wang Pingan: "How can you be demanding to be good-looking? Now everyone is good-looking, but being ugly is demanding."

"Nonsense! You just want the kind that can come out on top even now that everyone is looking good. And you also need to suit your taste, the kind that likes to read books, preferably the sunny afternoon when the library is clean and white. The curtains fluttered with the wind, and when the wind stopped, the curtains fell slowly, revealing the figure of a girl reading a book leaning against the window frame..."

Wang Pingan: "Didn't you just retell the famous scene in Shunji Iwai's "Love Letter"?"

"Just tell me whether you like it or not! You definitely want this kind of thing! And there must be bang, and bang! It's so much to ask for."

"No! Your description is about my Anima. Everyone's Anima is so perfect. But in fact, everyone married in the end. For example, we may end up together. , because there is no suitable person, so I can only make do with it."

"That's too...huh? It's not too sad." Xiao Fang laughed loudly, showing his little canine teeth, "We can build models together, and then complain about the other party's wrong spelling and fight."

"I can lift you up with one hand, and even fight."

"I do not believe!"

Wang Pingan silently grabbed Xiao Fang's collar and lifted her up.

Xiao Fang: "I'm stupid. Where are you carrying the cat? Put it down quickly, or I'll blow my hair!"

Wang Ping put Xiao Fang down.

At this moment, the instructor's voice came from a distance: "Wang Ping'an! Fang Manmei! How long are you going to wash!"

"It's over, it's over!"

Xiao Fang hurriedly picked up the shiny dinner plate and walked to the recycling place.

Wang Pingan also followed with the dinner plate.

Xiao Fang: "Let me tell you, the moment you are emotional, I can definitely see it!"

"Nonsense, you just said that I am interested in Sun Lili."

"I'm not cheating on you. Don't worry, when you're emotional, I'll give you the assist. Brother, I'm the most reliable! I matched a lot of couples in high school, and they all called me Cupid!"

"That's what they call you for your pocket size."

"Hmph! Anyway, leave it to me. If you find someone you like, let me know as soon as possible."

"Then you use the loudspeaker to shout everywhere, right? Wang Ping'an likes chachacha!"

"No way! I'm also a girl anyway, so I'll definitely use it to choose a gift or something. It can prevent you from giving a gift to a straight dog. Without my staff, you would definitely give me a model of a spaceship."

"All right! Then I'll count on you!"

"Also, I want to remind you that sometimes, as long as you listen to girls, you can actually solve most of the problems, except for the ones that are more complicated. But you don't like to do it, do you?"

Wang Pingan: "After all, what I like is the girl who throws the curtains and plays in the library on a sunny afternoon."

"Reading! A girl who reads! Anyway, leave me alone in the future!"

"That won't work. Foreign companies sell products, and there is still a trial period. How can I know if you are reliable if I don't try it?"

"Hmph, then I'll teach you a must-kill skill for all girls who like you, that is to look into her eyes, even if she is cool, you must look into her eyes, if she staggers, she is shy, if she doesn't look straight You are covering up your shyness."

"The lines in "The Destruction of the Empire" filmed by the California Republic were magically changed, I have seen it."

"Look! This attitude is not good. You can't be funny at this time. Look at her seriously and don't care about her reaction. When you do this, she knows what is going to happen next. So if she doesn't want this to happen, she must would dodge, run away.

"If you don't run, you have expectations, at least you have expectations. The rest depends on whether you can make a final decision!"

Wang Pingan: "Come on, confession is a clarion call to declare victory, not a charge, as the instructor said."

"That's right! I'm teaching you to confess! You're definitely going to love tiger oil, that's not okay! You see, fortunately I taught you! At this time, you must be very embarrassed and want to play haha, but you can't. You have to Seriously, seriously, tell her I like you. That's all, I like you."

Suddenly there was the sound of a dinner plate falling to the ground.

Wang Ping'an turned his head and saw Qin Qiong staring at this side with wide-eyed eyes, and the dinner plate just dropped on the ground was under his feet.

The instructor arrived at the right time: "Qin Qiong! Rewash!"

"Instructor, Fang Manmei confessed to Wang Ping'an!"

Xiao Fang: "I'm teaching him! Qin Qiong, what are you talking about! Misunderstanding!"

Wang Pingan laughed loudly, put all the words just behind his head, and shouted to Xiao Fang: "Oh, so you like me! It's fake to be a brother!"

"I'm an idiot! The king is a disaster, and you will repay your kindness with revenge!"

**
Wang Ping'an was hanging on the ceiling, and from the corner of his eye, he saw Xiao Fang.

——Leave it to me when choosing a gift, it will definitely not be a straight boy.

I'll be counting on you soon.

——Remember to listen to her well.

It's listening, my subconscious is listening.

Wang Pingan rolled down from the ceiling, landed nimbly, then cleared his throat to An Geli, and said, "Well, please help me with my shoulder."

Angeli was stunned, but she still grabbed Wang Ping'an's right arm and skillfully reset her shoulder.

Then she asked: "You only have this request for a girl who is only so cool?"

"I'm a gentleman. By the way, I'm also good at that exoskeleton. Didn't you just say that you need to match it?"

Snapped.

Wang Pingan covered the left cheek that had been slapped: "Hahaha, my father beats me with a rolling pin! Slapping is not good..."

Snapped.

"No, are you addicted or something? Come on..."

Snapped.

"I love you……"

Snapped.

"No! Why... wait a minute! Stop hitting! I understand! I understand!"

Wang Ping took a deep breath.

Then he tried to look directly at Angeli.

Angorie looked at him directly, not hiding at all.

That's right, the French, she can use her weapon like this in a small scene.

Wang Pingan looked away, only to see Xiao Fang holding a watermelon beside him.

no!Why are you still here!
In the next moment, Xiao Fang disappeared. It turned out to be the watermelon pencil sharpener that he used when he was a child in the bookcase.

Can't be shy, can't play haha.

At the moment of making such a decision, the tide of three years spent by Angeli flooded into her mind.

("Xiao Fang has only been with you for less than five years! I have had three years. I still have countless hours in the future!")
So I heard it.

Wang Ping'an once again looked directly at An Geli.

Angeli: "I know at this moment, if I ask you that your face is so blushing, I will mess things up. But I still want to ask. What should I do?"

Wang Pingan was stunned for a moment: "Ah? You ask."

Angeli: "Why are you blushing?"

"Prevent... I'm shy. Don't fucking ask! Think about it, I quite like you. No, this expression doesn't mean that I can make do with it. Look at you, you are so beautiful, knowledgeable, like reading, and There are glasses and braids. You can play with throwing curtains in the bright afternoon sun of the library... what am I talking about!

"Then you are in good shape! So it's not a matter of course. It's...it's...the resolution was proposed through rational calculation, and then emotionally voted for it, so we decided to invite you to be my girlfriend."

Angeli blinked and blinked: "I... What about the moving confession scene I was looking forward to? Why am I not moved at all?"

Wang Ping'an: "You can move. Ah, that touch? This, this... is broken, I screwed up, do it! Let me fix this, that, that... Oh, yes, let me treat you to rice rolls, I know a family It is a time-honored brand, I have been eating it since elementary school, the rice milk is real rice milk, very fragrant.

"The boss is from Puning, so instead of using soy sauce, he uses boiled garlic soup to make the sauce, which is a specialty of Puning rice rolls, which is rarely done here. It's absolutely delicious!"

Angeli looked at Wang Ping'an eagerly: "Wang Ping'an, Wang Ping'an, look at the current scene and use your smart brain."

Wang Pingan: "Why... no? It's really delicious. I mean, I will show you my world from now on! Hey, this one is good! How about it, isn't what I said right?"

Angeli sighed and shook her head: "I chose it myself, and I admit it. Come on, let me ask you, am I your girlfriend now?"

Wang Pingan: "Yes."

Angoli: "Xiao Fang has no objection?"

"No, she's eating melons."

Angeli: "In the future we will get married and have children?"

"That depends on how well we get along. Who knows... Don't worry! I'm just talking about probability! Statistics! We must be strict in speaking, materialists, statistics are very important. But at present, yes."

Angeli: "Finally and most importantly, do you like me?"

"Didn't I just say... Oh yes! You are my Anima!"

Angeli smiled, and then she leaned closer to Wang Pingan, the tip of her nose almost touching the tip of her nose: "Reward you for not saying 'radiant' just now."

Wang Pingan: "No, I started with the word anti-cold. I obviously wanted to say the anti-cold wax. I was too nervous and made a mistake..."

Wang Ping'an's words could not be continued.

Because Angeli's lips were soft and cool.

Not sure why it still smells like mint.

After the end, Wang Pingan asked: "Where did you get the mint?"

Angelie smiled and said, "French girls are also perfect in details. Guess when I got the throat lozenges?"

Wang Ping'an: "This... I understand, magic technique! Use something to attract my attention, and then act secretly! Understood!"

His eyes focused on the "disguise", and then asked politely: "Well, I can..."

"You can." Angeli said.

Erin: "No, you can't, at least I have to go out first."

Wang Pingan heard a wail coming from outside the door.

And canned laughter from nowhere.

(End of this chapter)