spaceflight manual

Chapter 224 The best way to decompress is to shoot infantry clusters with 30 cannons
Before boarding the plane, Wang Dazhu's wife suddenly said, "Why don't you two get married first?"

Before Wang Ping'an could answer, Wang Dazhu glared at his wife: "What are you doing all this for?"

"Keep a memory..."

"It's not that he won't come back! Even if he really won't come back, we'll talk about it at that time."

"But that..." My wife looked at Wang Dazhu worriedly, and hesitated to speak.

But everyone present guessed what he wanted to say: But what would you do if you were left like that?
Wang Dazhu grinned: "You look down on me too much. Even if my son and daughter-in-law are gone forever, I will live a good life. After all, I have to toast to my old comrades every year. I don't want to live well, old comrades They will run out of wine, and they will blame me when they get to Ma Sheng."

Although this scene is very tragic and has the artistic conception of "the wind is rustling and the water is cold", Wang Pingan still couldn't help saying: "Materialists don't talk about canonization."

"Nonsense! I am... what is the materialist statement called?"

Angeli: "Spiritual totem?"

"Yes, spiritual totem! This is in line with materialism! It's called Ma Sheng for short. In short, you go boldly. There is no such kind of mother-in-law in our country. Foreign countries pay attention to giving a shield, saying that you can either hold it or lie down..."

Wang Ping'an: "Spartan mother did this, not father."

"That's right, we won't give you a shield anymore, we..."

Wang Pingan: "You want to assassinate me and serve the country loyally?"

"That's what my mother did, okay? We...damn, you made your father forget the words. Just... forget it, don't care, I will have good wine to welcome you if you come back alive. If you can't come back alive There is also good wine, I will bring you one when I shower my old comrades every year."

As he said that, Wang Dazhu rubbed his eyes vigorously, stubbornly refusing to shed tears, but squeezed out a smile: "Now our family has three generations of loyalists. The devils your grandfather fought and the War to Resist US Aggression and Aid Korea was the Second World War. I fought If you hit the third time, you hit the fourth time!"

Wang Ping'an: "I'm not going to fight a big war, I just perform a very simple task, and send this blonde sister home by the way."

"Hmph, I saw that you were given cigarettes just now. Damn you don't smoke, so give this good cigarette to your dad. I know that this cigarette is hand-rolled, and it's all handmade by a master. Those old people They couldn't be free, so they rehired them to make use of their spare time.

"This tobacco service agency will be gone in seconds after it is put on the shelves! Hurry up and bring it to Dad, so you don't smoke anymore."

Angeli took out the cigarettes in her small bag and handed them to Wang Pingan.

Wang Pingan turned his hand and stuffed it into his father's hand: "Then... Dad, I'm leaving."

Wang Dazhu: "Let's go. Come to the land of Lone Star Country and spit for me."

Wang Ping'an: "He is now an experimental area for social diversity deliberately left behind."

"Hmph. I don't care how they left it. My comrade-in-arms died and they got it. You have to spit this phlegm for me."

Wang Pingan: "Okay, I'll vomit."

At this time, the beautiful stewardess stepped forward: "Hello, you can board the plane soon."

Wang Pingan: "I don't need to go through the security check?"

"You are on a special mission, just follow me."

Ren Ni, who was next to him, said: "Now prosthetics are full of weapons, and the security check is just a formality. In order to ensure the safety of flights, foreign countries prohibit prosthetics from taking ordinary flights. We have our own special flights to sit on. What happened, it was just a dead ship of prosthetic lunatics.

"Maybe there are still some people whose bodies have changed so much that they can't die from a mere plane crash.

"There was an old game a long time ago. In the cyberpunk era, there is still a security check. It can detect military robots that are carried with you, but can't detect military-grade prosthetic bodies on people. Isn't it strange?"

Wang Ping'an also smiled: "It's very strange."

During the conversation, everyone has followed the leading stewardess.

Before entering the gate of the "employee passage" on the side, Wang Ping'an looked back and found that Wang Dazhu was standing there, holding a whole stick of cigarettes he just bought from his son in one hand, and clenched his fist in the other, standing like a statue. In front of the stop sign for travelers.

Wang Pingan made a gesture, indicating "go back".

But Wang Dazhu ignored this gesture and just looked straight at this side.

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The longest part of the flight is the normal climb phase of the aircraft.

Wang Pingan complained: "I have never experienced such a slow climb when I grow up."

Once you reach the limit ceiling, things become familiar.

After the rocket engine started, Wang Ping'an was pressed against the backrest by the huge G force.

The other passengers all looked terrified, but the two astronauts showed a happy expression.

"That's right, that's it." Wang Pingan said with a smile, "Although it's not as fast as the acceleration on the spaceship, this taste is just right."

The aircraft penetrated the upper edge of the atmosphere and began a water taxiing on the boundary.

This process made many passengers vomit, and Wang Pingan realized that the funnel-shaped opening on the chair opposite him was for this purpose.It seems that the plane can collect the vomit of passengers and expel it from the body.

Wang Ping'an and Angeli were fine. After the kid sitting next to him vomited for a while, he wiped his mouth and looked at Wang Ping'an's side: "Uncle, you're so good, and sister is so good."

Wang Pingan: "Why am I an uncle and she is a sister?"

Child: "Because my mother told me that women want to look younger, and men, on the other hand, want to look older."

Wang Pingan: "Your mother doesn't understand that men are still teenagers until they die."

Child: "Hello, brother, you are so amazing, brother, you didn't even vomit on your brother."

The child's mother was startled and wanted to come over and cover her mouth, but she couldn't do without the funnel of vomiting.

Wang Pingan laughed: "I like this kid's character!"

Angeli: "You smell, there are activated carbon particles, no wonder the whole plane is full of people who vomit, but we don't smell the peculiar smell of vomit."

Rennie, who was sitting in the other row, said: "Actually, it has something to do with the air circulation system in the cabin. The air circulator on the spacecraft is used here. If something happens and the ship breaks into space, it can also wait for the near-Earth A rescue fleet dispatched by a space station in orbit."

Wang Ping'an: "This ship is still a bit overwhelmed before going into space. Although it is hypersonic, it is still far from the first cosmic speed of Mach 23.2."

The bear kid next to him asked curiously: "This sister is also very powerful, she doesn't vomit."

Wang Pingan: "She is a robot."

Ren Ni said angrily: "My core control unit is still a wet part, which does not meet the robot's standard."

Wang Pingan said to the child: "She is the brain in a vat. Have you seen the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? It is the brain in the belly of the big villain."

The child lowered his head and asked the phone: "Xiao Ai, do you know what this is?"

"I know." The screen of the mobile phone displayed the classic villain appearance of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the next moment.

Child: "Oh! Then this sister also has a brain in her belly?"

"Yes, it's in her position." Wang Pingan gestured on Angeli's stomach next to her.

Child: "Then what is her brain used for?"

"The energy device is used to charge the high-energy weapons installed in her eyes."

Ren Ni could hear clearly, with an expression of "If you're tired, hurry up and destroy it".

Wang Ping'an was speechless: "If she ignores us, it's boring."

The little boy suddenly shouted: "I understand! You are picking up girls! But there is already a sister next to you? You are in two boats!"

Wang Pingan: "No, no, no, not yet!"

"You're trying to have two boats!"

"No attempt! I don't have that idea!"

"You fantasize about stepping on two boats!"

Little brat, you're done!
At this moment, the plane trembled slightly, and then broadcast a "ding dong": "Hello, passengers, we are about to arrive at the capital of Lone Star Country, please take your luggage and get ready to get off the plane. Need to fulfill souvenirs, can..."

Wang Ping'an immediately turned his head to look at the porthole. It happened to be early morning here, and the dazzling neon lights cast colorful colors on Wang Ping'an's face through the multi-storey portholes.

Just as Wang Pingan was about to sigh, the little boy who crawled on his shoulder shouted, "Wow, cyberpunk!"

(End of this chapter)