spaceflight manual

Chapter 32 The Big Boy and the Yellow-faced Woman

In the next week, Wang Pingan devoted himself to making the "space suit recording video" of himself and Angli fighting the escaped monkey with great enthusiasm.

A few days later, he showed the results of his preliminary efforts to Angeli.

Angeli finished watching the video with her brows tightly furrowed, her expression looked as if someone had forcefully poured twenty pots of traditional Chinese medicine on her face.

"Is that really something monkeys can do? They all seem to be able to do kung fu!"

Wang Ping'an: "They all have empty stomachs, empty stomachs~"

Angeli threw the Rubik's Cube in her hand at Wang Ping'an: "Is this the time to tell a bad joke? Besides, people who run talk shows will be charged for homonyms!"

Wang Pingan: "I'm not a talk show. Why do you think it's not good?"

"It's too exaggerated. If you submit this, it's better to fake a piece of something thrown by a monkey that damaged the image of the camera. Or there is no image at all, and we are too nervous to forget."

Wang Pingan: "Oh! Great idea! This is also the first time I have encountered a situation where I might have a real fight with a smuggler. It is very reasonable to forget to open it. As for you...you are a novice, so it is more reasonable!"

"Wait a minute! You don't really want to do this, do you?"

"Yeah, all that's left is to create the shootout scene in the warehouse—no, the monkeys didn't have guns, so that's the monkey hunting scene?"

As he spoke, Wang Pingan opened the weapon cabinet and took out a spear from it.

"For the sake of reality, you use a short charge. After all, you are an operator outside the cabin. In theory, when fighting inside the cabin, you should be in the vanguard, and I want to observe the situation from behind, so I use a long gun to hold the line. This can reflect our professional."

Wang Pingan said enthusiastically, while talking, he manipulated the firearm skillfully. Before loading the magazine, he opened the trigger, filled it with a single bullet, and then inserted the magazine——

Angeli stared at him, then suddenly smiled and said, "The way you handle the gun is very similar to my cousin who got a new toy and fiddled with it enthusiastically."

Wang Pingan: "For adult males, this thing is a toy. By the way, I told you that every time I go on a boat, I will get a new toy to play on the boat, right? I forgot this time, so these big toys just fill the gap. There is a vacancy."

Angeli: "You forgot? Because of what?"

Wang Ping'an turned to look at the girl, and suddenly smiled evilly: "Of course it's because you have attracted all my attention!"

"You also...how do you say it in Chinese? It's just...the kind of boring middle-aged bald man who tries to tease little girls with vulgar jokes..."

Wang Pingan: "Greasy?"

"That's right! Isn't this too greasy?"

Wang Pingan raised his eyebrows: "I thought you would say earthy, I didn't expect it to be greasy."

As he spoke, he carried the gun on his back, and hung the portable thruster on his back—now that he was not wearing a space suit, the thruster was hung on the special interface of the training suit.

"I'm going to create a shootout scene."

"Is it dangerous? Will it break through the shell and cause a loss of pressure? Or you should wear a space suit." Angeli said worriedly.

Wang Pingan: "You are nagging like my father."

"Shouldn't you say like your mother at a time like this?"

"Because the current aunt won't talk about me, absolutely not. She has been very silent in front of me." Wang Pingan shrugged, and then used a small remote control to operate the propeller to push himself towards the hatch.

After all, there is no advanced human-computer interaction equipment on the space suit, so the only way to do it is to use the remote control.

Angeli: "I'm going to help too?"

"No, there will be ricochets. I have to be more careful when you are here."

"Really? What about the truth?"

"How can I give you such a cool thing to shoot!"

Angeli smiled: "You are a big kid!"

"Hey, men are teenagers until they die!"

While saying this, Wang Ping'an floated out of the bridge, and the hatch was automatically closed under the control of the computer.The moment before the airtight door closed, the sound of "da da da" gunshots floated over from the warehouse.

**
After the little fakery is over, long-distance sailing quickly returns to what it should be: long and boring.

The only communication between the spaceship and the outside world is the daily scheduled report.

Because she was too bored, Angeli even began to look forward to the briefing that was sent every morning at 0800 Standard Time.

Briefings include news from both Earth and Martian circles, the latest sailing arrangements, and the occasional Jupiter or Saturn tidbit.

Of course, the briefing must have been the Space Force casualty list.If no one dies today, Angeli will happily use the materials spit out by the organic matter recycling device on the spaceship to get some food that looks like the real deal.

Wang Pingan acted like an old god, reading books and watching movies every day, or delving into old games, and occasionally took the initiative to undertake some maintenance work that should have been done by computers and robots.

Without exception, he will let the robot maintain it once after maintenance. It is said that it is to prevent human negligence from causing big mistakes.

Finally, on the 15th week of the voyage, Angeli couldn't hold back any longer. She ran to Wang Pingan, who was making a small plane with repair scraps brought over from the ship, and patted the table lightly: "The journey has always been like this." ?"

Wang Pingan: "Otherwise? Do you think we have to play with pirates every day to be called space fighters?"

Angeli: "I didn't think so, but I thought there would be various dangers along the way, rush repairs or something."

"You can be like me, go in and do maintenance yourself when you have nothing to do. Although I still need to maintain the computer after maintenance. You should also take this opportunity to get more familiar with our spaceship."

"In the few days since we first set sail, I have already traveled all over the spaceship, and even went for a walk outside the cabin, have you forgotten?"

"Forget, that was all three months ago."

Angeli sighed, and sat down on the chair opposite Wang Ping'an.Because the current gravity is completely "simulated" by the acceleration of the engine, only [-] milligal, so this action makes her bounce up directly, and then slowly fall back on the chair.

"Don't be angry," Wang Pingan said, "Watch the movies. There are many old movies that are good, such as Jack Chen's movie series. Except for Master Long who is a bit tired of aesthetics, the others are pretty good."

Angeli: "I'm almost sick of watching movies. Before, I always felt that I was different from other girls. They always liked to talk about clothes, cosmetics and other people's gossip. I always thought they were very superficial. Now …I found that I kind of wanted someone to gossip with.”

Wang Pingan: "That's it, then I'll give it a try, uh... Let me tell you the story of Qin Qiong chasing Sun Lili. The Academy of Space Flight implements strict military control. Sun Lili is from the Department of Space Medicine and Nutrition. Class courses with us.

"One time Qin Qiong got accurate information and had to conduct a fire rescue drill at night. It was a very real one. Anyway, now that medical science is advanced, as long as there is no fart on the spot, we can probably pull it back. So our drill at that time was the same as the real one. There are always a few people who are going to lie down.

"It's okay to lie on the board, the instructor has to analyze why the board is on the board in front of all the students. Generally, you only need to lie down once, and your radio call sign for the rest of your life is settled. For example, there is a man named Hualushui who just wants to get a portable fire extinguisher." I took it into a toilet water jar, pressed the nozzle on the flame, and huffed...

"Let's go far, let's talk about that exercise. Qin Qiong intends to sneak to the medical side, show his heroism, and then fool me to follow. You know me, I'm sure about such a fun thing I have to step in, anyway, this kind of exercise allows a certain degree of chaos for the sake of simulation.

"That night, as soon as the fire bell rang, we started to move. We climbed over the wall between our college and the medical college with ease, and then guess what...we suddenly found out that there was too much confusion, and we couldn't find Sun Lili. Where.

"The two of us rescued several groups of girls in a row, but there was no Sun Lili. Qin Qiong was anxious, and he began to think in the worst direction, thinking that Sun Lili would really be trapped in the fire scene, right? At this time, the exercise guidance department is watching the fire scene There was no response from the life detection, so the exercise was ordered to enter the second stage, and the astronaut team began to carry out damage control and rescue...

"I dragged Qin Qiong to our team to report, but Qin Qiong shouted at the scene of the fire with a tearing heart: 'No, Lili is still inside!'"

Maybe it was recalling Qin Qiong crying with snot and tears, Wang Pingan knocked on the table and laughed.

But Angeli didn't smile, she asked seriously: "Did Sun Lili escape?"

"I ran out early. They have flower protectors. There is no need for our two astronauts to come and rescue them. Besides, Sun Lili witnessed everything the whole time. She just deliberately didn't let Qin Qiong know that she was out. She is a person , I think it's fortunate that she didn't take a fancy to Qin Qiong, otherwise she would have eaten Qin Qiong to death, and there would be no chance of turning over."

Angeli was speechless: "This kind of girl is a bit powerful."

Wang Ping'an: "Aren't you rich in this kind of girls in France? For example, that Mary."

"She's from Austria."

"And that one, the one jumping back and forth between Napoleon and Napoleon's benefactor Barras, yes, Josephine! Malmaison's widow!"

"Well, there are such women in every country, can't it be said that we only have them in France?" Angeli paused, then suddenly changed the topic, "Or, after fifteen weeks of getting along, do you think I am the same women?"

Wang Pingan glanced at Angeli, and said seriously: "After fifteen weeks, my impression of you has indeed changed. I used to think that you looked like a fairy, and I felt like a 'fuck' at the first sight. Now Well, I have been staring at it for more than three months, and now I think you are nothing more than that.

"In short, you have become a 'yellow-faced woman' with me. I can no longer have romantic feelings for you."

Angeli: "Yes, yes, my feeling for you has also changed from a depressed and promising young man to a younger brother who can't grow up, although I only have a cousin."

Wang Pingan ignited an inexplicable sense of resistance: "I found out that you have body odor!"

"No! It's just that the smell of sweat is a little stronger. What about you, do you dare to smell the smell of your feet?"

"Sorry, my joints are relatively hard, so I can't smell it."

While the two were engaged in an act between bickering and flirting with each other, the lights on the bridge console suddenly began to flicker.

The two stopped and looked at the console together.

"Computer?" Wang Pingan asked.

The computer's AI judged that this was asking him to briefly describe the situation, so he replied: "There is an error in the route planning."

Wang Ping'an and An Geli looked at each other.

(End of this chapter)