spaceflight manual

Chapter 88
Two hours before the attack.

A large group of pirates is gliding silently.

Cosmic space is naturally suitable for sneak attacks, because in such a vast space, human's warning methods are somewhat insufficient compared to the space distance.

The Space Force often uses gliding and sneak attacks to attack pirates, and conversely speaking, pirates can also sneak attack the Space Force.

Among a large group of pirate ships, one was particularly conspicuous.

Because its shape looks a lot like the humanoid robots in ancient cartoons.

Gila Miller's ship, the nightmare of many Space Force astronauts.

This is actually a battleship driven by multiple people. Gila Miller is wearing his spacesuit that has not been taken off and cleaned for an unknown number of years, sitting in the driver's seat.

"Finally, finally, I can give the Space Force a hard time." Miller said, swallowing the tube protruding from the space suit, sucked a big mouthful, and then cursed while spitting, "Fuck it!" , a foul smell! It’s time to change the filter element of my spacesuit again!”

"Boss, what's the point? The big guy's filter element is more or less faulty. I don't know what clean water tastes like anymore." The first officer grinned.

These pirates have lived in the asteroid belt for too long. Some people may not have taken off their spacesuits for five or six years. The entire spacesuit seems to grow on them.

In fact, the muscles of many of them have shrunk so badly that they cannot move without the servo motors on the space suits.

It is said that the ecological taxonomists of the Space Force regard pirates and spacesuits as a symbiotic relationship.

Miller stood up cursing, changed the filter element of his spacesuit, and said while changing, "Finally, I can finally show some color to those hypocrites in the Space Force!"

The chief engineer grinned and said, "When the fortress is laid down, I want to find a woman with a healthy body, and rub her hard, hard! Ahaha, aha! Knead! Ouch!"

Miller smashed the removed filter element on the chief engineer's face: "Damn it, with your sluggish look, when you meet a healthy woman, you will stop cooking first! Maybe she can blow your fragile bones The same bones are crushed!"

Staying in the gravity-free outer space for a long time will inevitably lead to muscle atrophy, and women's figures will also lose shape.Many of these pirates hadn't actually seen a normal-looking woman in a long time.

The first officer pointed at the chief engineer and scolded: "Look at how promising you are! We fought in, of course we took the opportunity to grab a bunch of good equipment!"

Miller: "You're about the same! Shame! You have no vision at all!"

"Then captain, you should talk about it, let the brothers see your vision."

Miller curled his lips: "Then let me tell you, anyway, we still have to float in space for a long time now. Do you know why I hate the Space Force? Because they always pretend to be a model of human beings, As if they represent all the good qualities of human beings.

"They always advertise that brave space fighters are going to dangerous places in order to expand the boundaries of human activities. What do they call this? Farsightedness, they believe that the nobility of human beings is the magic weapon to conquer space!
"Bullshit! Space doesn't matter whether it is noble or not, he treats it equally. Look at us crooked melons, don't we also live in space? Not only do we live in space, but we also play fakes again and again What a Space Force.

"Those boys from the Space Force are like zinc-skin baby soldiers in costumes.

"The Space Force has set up a bunch of strange rules and regulations, carefully protecting those child soldiers, what kind of ground leave every three years, what kind of diagnosis from the psychology department, they are cared for like flowers in the greenhouse!

"They have also established a whole set of discourse system, stamping that old, pedantic value system in our heads like a ideological stamp, here!"

Miller pointed to his forehead with a finger in the dark spacesuit glove.

"What we have to do is to smash the greenhouse and break the necks of those zinc-skin baby soldiers! Throw them into a big iron pot to bake into zinc water, and finally condense into a colorful ball! We want to completely destroy the The belief that the Air Force relies on, expose their lies, and show the truth of the universe to everyone!
"We want to declare loudly that we are the correct people who have adapted to the universe! We are the children of the universe!"

Chief Officer: "Boss, it turns out that you have also joined the Church of the Son of the Universe. Tell me earlier, next time we pass by their church, we can still go in and have a mass."

"Bullshit! Don't compare my words with those lunatics' theories!"

"But you said Son of the Universe..."

"I mean! But it's not what they mean! I mean, we adapt to the universe, we move in the universe as freely as in the arms of our mother! That's why we are called the sons of the universe! Not what those lunatics think The universe is a conscious existence! Do those lunatics understand the universe as a person? And I’m just a metaphor!”

The first mate stared at Miller suspiciously: "You don't regard the universe as a person?"

"Of course not! That's just a metaphor, a metaphor that we adapt to the universe!"

"Got it, got it, Boss, the universe is not a person, you just compare it to a person!"

"I didn't fucking compare it to a person!" Miller pulled out his double-barreled short gun, and directly pulled the trigger on the chief mate's head.

After the loud noise, the first mate's skull shattered to the ground, and his brains flew all over the sky.

Miller: "Computer, clean up these floating brains."

Chief engineer: "Can I disassemble some parts of the first officer's space suit?"

"Remove it, but leave the parts of the circulatory system to me! I don't like to drink smelly water. Sometimes I also think, maybe the Space Force has a point. You see, guys like the first officer are obviously After staying in the universe for a long time, there is a problem with my comprehension!
"But no matter what, we are the children of the universe, and this is the key! Do you understand?"

"Understood, son of the universe!" The rest of the people hurriedly agreed.

A battered spider-bot crawled out of the corner and hummed to suck up brains floating in the air.

Miller continued: "This attack is a heavy blow! This will let the whole world know how unstable the order maintained by the Space Force in the asteroid belt is!"

Chief Engineer: "Then the stock prices of companies that operate in the asteroid belt will fluctuate greatly! The short sellers can make a lot of money! Hahahaha!"

Miller looked at the chief engineer suspiciously: "You fucking know stocks?"

"Oh, I was a trader before fleeing to the asteroid."

"Fuck you, if you're a trader, I'm a stock crocodile!" Miller said angrily, "I just told you about Hawei!"

"No, I didn't have..."

"All in all, today is the beginning of a new era! The beginning of the collapse of the space force representing the old order, and the beginning of the new order represented by children of the universe like us!
"Do you understand the meaning of this? This is evolution! Human evolution!"

Mirell said while waving the short gun that had been emptied in his hand, his eyes were shining with fanaticism.

"We are the future! Space Force can exit! Exit!"

(End of this chapter)