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Chapter 104 This fairy is inferior!

The moon is gradually slanting westward.

The fire of the hot pot in the house is getting smaller and smaller.

The dishes on the table are almost eaten.

The three of them were basically bragging about drinking peanuts.

It's just that the more I drink the wine, the more I feel something is wrong.

Sai Banxian shook his head and body.

Misty.

Even breathing seemed a little short.

He has met many young women, including widows and rich women.

Drinking and talking with them is a common thing.

Not only local wine, but also expensive foreign wine.

But no matter what kind of wine it was, he had never experienced such an experience before!

"Oh, no, no, this wine, there is something wrong with this wine!"

"I can't drink it, I can't drink it anymore!"

Sai Banxian slapped the table and stood up dangling, almost falling on his back.

The old monk was chatting happily.

This time, he was shocked out of his soul.

"What the hell is your name! What's wrong!"

"Hi... I think you are the only one who has a problem, are you making trouble on purpose?"

The monk squinted his eyes and hiccupped.

Spray against Sai Banxian.

In fact, he also felt that there was something wrong with the wine.

But I always feel that the wine sold by a big star, how could he be fake wine?

That day I watched Gazi sell wine live.

Passionate speech, very heroic, one mouthful of iron, one mouthful of family.

He grew up watching Gazi's TV series since he was a child.

If you say that he lied to himself, he would never believe it.

And more importantly.

The water in this fake wine is very deep.

He can't handle this normal person!

on the other hand.

He felt that Sai Banxian suddenly turned on the table when they were having a good chat, which was not giving him face.

Since you don't give me face, I don't need to give you face either!

"Whether you like to drink or not, if you don't drink, get lost!"

He scolded back in person.

Taoist Xuanhu was in a daze and almost stopped thinking.

But as soon as he saw two people quarreling, he instinctively went up to try to persuade them.

He smiled cheerfully.

"This fairy is inferior."

"All right, all right, alcohol, it's normal to be dizzy if you drink too much."

"It's not easy for the three of us to travel around the rivers and lakes. This time we may not get the money, but we have reaped the friendship."

He was already a suitable person, and he didn't want to make extravagant problems when he was running around in the rivers and lakes.

When you come out, you have money to make money, but you don’t have money to make friends.

After all, it is good to get to know a few more people when you go out.

While speaking, he pulled the two people to sit down with both hands.

It can be said that the speaker has no intention, but the listener has intention.

As soon as the monk heard this, he immediately laughed eccentrically.

"I see."

"You keep saying that there is something wrong with my wine, but you actually want Xuanhu to exclude me too."

"In this way, you can save one person and share the money!"

Xuanhu and Sai Banxian were stunned immediately after hearing this.

"What nonsense are you talking about!"

"You are bloody!"

Sai Banxian pointed at the monk's nose and cursed.

Not only Sai Banxian, but even Taoist Xuanhu couldn't help this kind of groundless speculation.

"I, Xuanhu Taoist, have acted all my life, and I have acted upright! You don't want to insult my innocence!"

Taoist Xuanhu flicked his whisk.

He straightened his chest while staggering.

"Pretend, keep pretending! You still say you won't exclude me, aren't you two accusing me now?"

At this moment, the monk believed even more that these two people wanted to squeeze him out together, so that he could take the money all by himself.

After all, their three days ended in failure.

Now it's just a bet on a probability.

And the words of success are hard to say, who has contributed more and who has contributed less.

There is a high probability that three people will split the money equally.

But the village chief said, the total is 10 yuan.

But all fools know that there is no way for three people to share the 10 yuan equally.

But two people can!

Sai Banxian was very angry.

Just wanted to scold back.

Suddenly Sai Banxian felt that his eyes were pitch black and his headache was about to split.

He thought again of the pungent smell of plastic in the bottle.

My heart skipped a beat.

Could it be that this monk wants to kill the two of them and take the 10 yuan for himself?
Yell.

"You wine is poisonous!"

Taoist Xuanhu also felt his heart skip a beat.

If the wine is really poisonous...

It is at this time.

He also felt that his eyes were blackened, he couldn't see his fingers, and even breathing seemed very difficult.

Could it be that this monk really poisoned the wine?
"Poison...you, are you really poisoned?!"

"I'll poison you! I..."

"Peng!!!"

In anger, the monk threw the wine bowl in his hand to the ground!

A cracking sound made all three of them feel excited.

Sai Banxian even took out his own compass.

"You think, you want to kill the two of us and keep the money for yourself!"

"Today I will fight with you!!!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!!!"

Holding the compass, he walked around indiscriminately.

This is no longer a Taoist gossip step.

This is purely wandering around.

While waving wildly, it actually hit the monk's head directly.

The monk's bald head was smashed with a blood mark.

He touched his head, and then his eyes widened and he was polite.

A string of Buddhist beads slammed in Sai Banxian's direction, but it was pitch black in front of his eyes.

Sai Banxian staggered again, but he missed the hit.

Instead, it hit Taoist Xuanhu.

This time Xuanhu Taoist is also furious.

The whisk directly pulled over.

But at this time, Sai Banxian just raised his head, and his face was covered with blood.

Sai Banxian turned around and kicked Taoist Xuanhu to the ground.

Taoist Xuanhu did the same. Sai Banxian and the monk fell to the ground with a pair of scissors.

The three of them wrestled on the ground.

"I'll poke your dog's eye!"

"I'll bite your cucumber!"

"I, I, I, I will kick your quail eggs!"

The three of them fought more and more fiercely.

The table at the scene was also thrown to the ground.

The hot pot and plates fell to the ground with ping pong, and the scene was a mess!
The sound of beating the three people became smaller and smaller.

In the end, it turned into a hoarse cry for help.

Just the croaking of insects and frogs outside the house.

No one cares about the movement of the three of them in the room.

Until the last three people were silent.

Stacked on each other with bruises and swollen faces, lying on top of each other...

(End of this chapter)