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Chapter 118 Disturbed, he is distraught!

The two laughed wildly.

The audience in the live broadcast room once thought they were the black magic fairy under the God of Darkness, Gunara.

"What low blood pressure cure device?"

"I am super! Shiji!"

"I'm so scared, what the hell!"

"I only heard this kind of laughter in the legend of Nezha when I was a child."

"It's not just the legend of Nezha, I've heard it among the Ba La La Little Demon Fairy."

Fifth Brother and Little Follower: (Speak)! ! !

What are you doing, haha, whoops!
Bai Yingying had never seen much danger in the world.

How could she imagine that a normal person could laugh like this?

"Yan'er, this woman is such a villain..."

"That's right, let's not learn from her."

"Uh-huh!"

After thinking for a while.

Bai Yingying felt something was wrong.

My boss told them both to come back.

Sounds like there's business to do.

Could it be that this fifth brother will be in the gym today?
if it is like this.

Is the high probability related to this pair of ordinary girls?

……

Sister Li immediately restrained her smile.

Walking on catwalks, he approached Brother Wu's ear.

Fifth Brother, who was still in shock, heard the whisper of the devil in his ear.

"Go back and watch a few more movies, and come out to pick up girls at the school."

"Small—dog—"

fine dog...

fine dog...

fine dog...

These two words are as deep as a laser, deeply embedded in Wu Ge's heart.

If you want to say that others are small dogs, he doesn't care.

Even covering his mouth and giggling.

If you want to say that he is a fine dog, he has been exercising for two and a half years!

How many women have he conquered, how many people praised him for his good health?
Today, he was called a little dog in front of you, an ordinary girl?

Sister Li left after speaking.

But Fifth Brother was upset.

%￥%#&*%￥#! ! !

He was swearing indiscriminately, and he was directly angry with high blood pressure and heart disease.

"Fifth brother, fifth brother, don't be angry, don't be angry, you will not be healthy if you get angry!!!"

The little follower hurried up to support Fifth Brother, rubbed his chest, and let him breathe slowly.

But Fifth Brother is very angry, if he doesn't vent his anger today.

I will definitely feel stagnant in my chest due to anger, and will not be able to sleep.

"No, I must increase my intensity today!"

"You dare to say that I am a small dog, I will show them how much thrust I can do!!!"

Brother Wu came to the front of the bench press rack and frantically began to add barbell plates to himself.

One piece, two pieces, three or four pieces...

Under the watchful eyes of everyone in the live broadcast room, he directly added 5 pieces of 15 kg barbell plates to each side of himself, and 2 pieces of 10 kg barbell plates.

Doing the math, the bench press weight is 190 kg, 380 catties! ! !
Even the old regulars of the gym would shake their heads when they saw this.

"Fuck! Are you serious, fifth brother?"

"The per capita bench press of Douyin weighs 200 pounds, directly exceeding the limit!"

"666! Anyway, I bench press 100 pounds, and I'm already struggling."

"Colorful old board, small piece full!"

"Isn't this more useful than a nitrogen pump?"

"Nani??? 380 pounds?? Are you kidding me?"

"No, Fifth Brother! This will kill you!"

……

Most people would find this weight terrifying.

Even the little follower started to persuade him after seeing his boss put on so much weight.

"Boss can't add more, if you add it like this, you will crush yourself to death!!!"

But Fifth Brother shook his hand and ignored the little follower's persuasion.

He is not convinced today, he just wants to let these women see how mighty he is! ! !

"Hey, don't take your anger out on yourself, okay?"

Brother Wu lay on the bench press.

Said with a hint of crying.

"I must practice what I lost!!!"

There is no way, the dignity of a man is all on it.

You let me admit that everything else is fine.

But if you want to say that I am a fine dog, this kind of mental nitrogen pump is full for me! ! !
Just fill it up!

Seeing that his boss was coming, the little follower was really a little anxious, and said quickly.

"Boss, you have to think clearly, you can't lift this weight, I can't help you alone!"

"I'm just a little dog!"

Regardless of!

Don't care about it today!

Just do it!
Fifth Brother took a deep breath.

Push the barbell up hard.

shit...

and many more! ! !

I……

After the barbell is up.

It's like a meteor falling to the ground.

It fell directly on Fifth Brother's chest.

Then Fifth Brother was speechless.

Because the barbell directly made him out of breath!

"Ehhhh!!!"

"I told you I couldn't do it!"

The little follower quickly came up and grabbed the barbell, wanting to help.

But I can't pull it up.

On the contrary, it made fifth brother even more uncomfortable.

I rub!

You kid, don't step on me to pull the barbell!
I'm going to throw up!

want……

Cough!

After some hard work.

Still...no result!
"This weight, you have to send it!"

"Who remembers the fifth brother Puxin harassing Chen Yu's two secretaries more than ten minutes ago?"

"Damn it! Sure enough, the boss's woman can't be touched!"

"If you want to save you, don't step on it! Everyone will step on you!"

……

There was chaos in the studio.

Who is not panic now?
Did not expect retribution so fast.

Just finished teasing.

Now there will be retribution.

and……

Damn, this funeral company is directly upstairs.

You can save yourself looking for it.

People can come down directly for you to take care of the funeral affairs!

At this time, Sister Li and Xiao Wu also heard the movement from their side, and they walked over slowly with their arms folded on their chests.

When the little follower saw someone coming, he hurriedly greeted him.

"What are you still doing standing there? Hurry up and help me! Hurry up!"

Both Xiao Wu and Sister Li smiled slightly.

"Aren't they trying too hard to get our attention?"

"I told you a long time ago, they will do anything to get a wx~"

???

What the hell!

Shrimp heads!

Too shrimpy!

Even fans of Brother Ji will call out: "Steamed shrimp heads!"

Seeing Fifth Brother, the little follower almost couldn't hold it anymore.

With a face full of pain, she looked at the two Puxin girls in a begging manner.

"Come here and help!!!"

"It's about to die!"

Sister Li was still indifferent, on the contrary she looked admiring.

"He acted really well!"

Xiao Wu clapped his hands and applauded, as if to recognize their acting skills.

At this time, the BGM of "Goodbye Police" in "Infernal Affairs" sounded throughout the gym.

"Ah~~~ah~~~"

fifth brother.

Pawn!
(End of this chapter)