I am the funeral anchor, a small group who is concerned about crying

Chapter 144 Attention all units, this is not a drill!
Xiao Tuantuan smiled wryly.

"Ha ha ha ha ha…"

It's numb, it's completely numb.

The whole person seemed to have been touched by high voltage electricity.

What is this backhand? ? ?

It was agreed to encircle Wei and save Zhao.

As a result, he directly put himself in it.

Why did you dance and get the attention of Brother Funeral?

Nima! ! !

Never dance again!
wrong…

It seems that there is no future! ! !

After seeing Chen Yu following Xiaotuantuan.

It went crazy in the live broadcast room.

"Damn it!!! You actually paid attention to Xiao Tuantuan???"

"It turns out that the wave just now hit east and west?"

"My regiment is [-] million!!! (Broken sound!)"

"All the way, go well! I'm salute to you"

"Tina! My funeral brother still wants to do business even after seeing the benefits."

"While it's still hot, let the brothers enjoy it again, woo woo woo~~~"

"Xiu'er upstairs, you still want to enjoy yourself at this time?"

"You'd better say you're enjoying yourself."

……

for a while.

There was chaos in Xiao Tuantuan's live broadcast room.

They all pleaded for Xiao Tuantuan.

But there are also many who just eat melons.

Just want to see.

Such a big anchor.

Is it really possible?

Here, Chen Yu smiled and watched the barrage frantically popping up in the live broadcast room.

Of course, he can clearly see what the netizens said.

But he doesn't unfollow.

Because now, in front of his eyes, the prompt of the system is indeed clearly displayed.

【Ding!Service object detected. 】

[ID: A small dumpling]

[The anchor stays up all night playing games all the year round, engages in high-intensity interactions, and sometimes overeats when he is in a bad mood, and loses weight in a short period of time because of his body...]

[The death probability of this client is between 25% and 76%, and it will fluctuate according to the other party's future behavior! 】

[The host can track and observe, find a good time to pay attention! 】

[PS: Due to the huge number of fans and high popularity of the other party, if the host makes a business, they will get generous rewards! 】

Ok?
This little group is not easy.

The announcement in the live broadcast room states that the live broadcast time is 15-24 o'clock.

Rest for two hours in between.

Looks like eight hours.

But I didn't expect that besides the live broadcast, I was still doing work.

Staying up all night playing games is commonplace.

He even said that he often overeats, and even loses weight in a short period of time in order to maintain a better figure.

Chen Yu thought that the other party always used a leather cover, is there also a reason for this?

I'm afraid that the audience will see that my complexion is relatively bad.

In the small group live broadcast room.

After she saw Chen Yu following her.

The whole person was in a trance.

But then she pinched her thigh.

Force yourself to wake up.

Then a flattering smile was replaced on his face.

"Hahaha, Brother Yu, I know you're joking."

"I remembered, today is the premiere of Ni Dou Yu."

"I didn't expect that although our brother Yu is stationed in Douyu for the first time, his live broadcast talent is so good, and the effect is full!"

Xiao Tuantuan praised and praised.

He thinks that Chen Yu pays attention to him not because something will happen to him.

It's because Chen Yu is creating a program effect!
That said.

The wind direction of the audience in the live broadcast room also began to blow in the direction Xiao Tuantuan said.

"Yes, yes, the effect of this show is really explosive!"

"I think the trending headlines for scarves have become like this. Our funeral brother is good at creating popularity!"

"What??? It's already on the hot search?"

"Yes, I just came back from the scarf, and many people are paying attention to this matter!"

"Ha! It's Brother Yu, this move is a win-win!"

"Hahaha, then I understand. Today is indeed our brother Yu's first show of teasing fish. You see, this little group is so scared that he almost peed his pants!"

"Piss your pants fine."

"I already have a sense of the picture, brother, continue to talk!"

"Ooh, my little Tuantuan, come to my mouth~"

"??? These are even more heavyweight, buddy, restrain your perverted aura a little bit."

……

Everyone thought Chen Yu was just joking.

I don't know.

He has already clicked on the private message and is sending the customer's customized package to Xiaotuantuan!
After all, this is a big customer.

The system said it all.

There will be generous rewards.

And mainly, this user she goes up and down, ups and downs.

She couldn't tell when it would happen.

Probabilities are volatile.

That must be a customized package.

……

Xiao Tuantuan saw Chen Yu typing with both hands on the keyboard.

He didn't answer his question positively.

The whole person began to panic a little.

She remembered the videos about Chen Yu that she had watched before.

Whoever was walking on the road was hit by a car and flew away.

What kind of fecal suction truck has been driven, and the dung is directly painted on the wall.

What else is there to die of drinking fake wine...

No, I am still a little girl!

How can you lie in feces? ? ?

This is so fucked!
Seeing that Xiao Tuantuan was in deep danger.

Sister Zhou sent a message to greet her kindly.

"Little Tuantuan, are you okay?"

it is good?
I'm such a snakeskin stick hammer!
My whole body is cold now!

It's even colder than the glaciers and snowfields!

At this time, a message from Teacher Ma also came over.

"Apprentice! Apprentice! What's wrong with you? Are you all right?"

Xiao Tuantuan burst into tears on the spot.

"Wow!!! Master!!!"

"Master, I'm doing this to save you! Master, am I completely cold?"

When Lao Ma saw Xiao Tuantuan in the live broadcast room, he started crying and howling on the spot.

The whole person is also numb.

It's so good, why did you pay attention to Brother Funeral?
"Apprentice, this wave, this wave has something to say, can you see if you can rush to the edge of the OB wave and contact the other hand to see the situation?"

Xiao Tuantuan saw the reminder from his master.

Wiped away tears.

Also.

It's useless to cry here by yourself.

Or, try to contact the OB?
She opened Chen Yu's private message to send a message.

But the other party seems to be typing?
Then a message popped up on his phone.

[Chen's Funeral Service Co., Ltd. exclusive user customized package for your reference:]

???

"Wow!!!"

Xiao Tuantuan burst into tears.

"It's over! This Brother Yu has even customized the set meal for me, just waiting for me to choose!"

There was no sound in the studio.

Then everyone reacted.

It turned out that Chen Yu hadn't spoken for such a long time just typing.

It's time to make an exclusive Gahou set meal for Xiao Tuantuan!

"This is an advertisement???"

"Damn it! It's too familiar, so it's a final conclusion?"

"The conclusion of the coffin? I have nailed the coffin boards to death!"

"He also made a special set meal for our little group, wow, he is so warm, I cried to death!"

"Let's go tell each other, all units pay attention, all units pay attention! This is not a show, this is not a drill! The suona is ready, the chef is ready, the banquet can begin!"

(End of this chapter)