I am the funeral anchor, a small group who is concerned about crying

Chapter 36 The light rain on Tianjie is as moist as crisp, and there is a...dog lying in the coffin?

It was raining lightly.

Chen Yu was wearing a black suit.

Hold your chest up and stand up straight.

White gloves, black tie.

His already stern face made him very suitable to be the host of a funeral.

"As you can see, this is the beginning of today's funeral."

Chen Yu explained to the live broadcast room.

In fact, many people are relatively unfamiliar with funerals.

So some explanation is necessary for him.

That's right.

At this moment, he has started the live broadcast.

Although this live broadcast was not proposed by himself, it was requested by the other party.

But in the final analysis, what you increase is your own traffic.

This principle of mutual benefit is what he followed as a businessman.

So he didn't dislike this kind of live broadcast.

And let everyone know more about funerals.

After all, what we fear is the unknown.

Making everyone more and more familiar with funeral affairs will also reduce people's prejudice against this industry.

After the news of his live broadcast was released last night, countless people clicked to make an appointment.

This is different from the previous instant pk mode.

This time, he offered to broadcast live, and it was in the form of an appointment.

Everyone subconsciously felt that something big was going to happen this time.

Although it is only 8:00 in the morning, the number of people watching the live broadcast room has soared to 10!
It's just that these people never dreamed of the live broadcast they watched.

Coming in is the opening lightning strike—

A mourning hall! ! !
"??? I went to the wrong room?"

"What a mistake, this is Chen Yu presiding over the funeral!"

"Live broadcast of a funeral? Is this the first time in the live broadcast industry?"

"Brother Chen Yu's temperament is very suitable for being a male model."

"Hush—the dead are the greatest, don't make jokes."

……

Although there are 10+ fans watching in the live broadcast room.

But the amount of information is not very much. After all, this is a funeral, and everyone has maintained a certain state of solemnity.

Although many female fans are obsessed with Chen Yu's appearance, they dare not talk nonsense at this time.

It's just that the more the audience watched, the more confused they became.

"By the way, who is the deceased?"

"Yeah, it seems that the spirit statue hasn't come yet?"

"Looking at the layout of this venue, it is definitely a rich family."

"Look at the crying woman by the side of the mourning hall. She should be a member of the family. She looks like a lady?"

……

While the audience was discussing.

There was a mournful sound at the door.

"The dead have arrived."

Chen Yu said something coldly to the live broadcast room.

All attention was focused on the door.

They wanted to see whose funeral it was.

It's such a big show.

But what happened next left all the audience dumbfounded.

A little girl with a pretty face is holding a black and white photo frame.

The family members cried together in the background.

It seems that my dearest relatives and friends, brothers and sisters are really dead!
And the photos inside are not people.

It turned out to be a black and white golden retriever dog? ? ? ! ! ?
The netizens in the live broadcast room are all stupid!
"Fuck, dog???"

"Is this a dog's funeral?"

"I can't hold back, what is it?"

"This funeral, let alone millions, is so glamorous, it's actually a dog's??? I'm so stupid."

"Damn it, my mom asked me why my corgi at home cried while looking at the screen!"

……

The audience is really stupid, completely stupid!

The light rain on Tianjie is like crisp.

White auditorium.

Black suit.

A majestic mourning hall.

One……

No, a dog lay quietly in a crystal coffin.

After all, Chen Yu is a professional team.

Before the funeral started, Chen Yu had already explained to everyone in their company.

Be sure to treat Mary Horse as a real person, not a dog.

To put it bluntly, it is group self-hypnosis.

Looking at a photo of a dog placed in the middle of the mourning hall.

It feels really fucked up.

You can imagine their mood.

After all, after hearing 300 million, hold a funeral for the dog.

It is conceivable how well this dog lives.

Not only after death, but also what it eats, uses, and wears during its lifetime may be much more expensive than many people's gold.

And this dog needs to do.

It's just acting cute and acting like a baby to make the owner happy.

Even sometimes, the owner still makes the dog happy.

But as human beings, they still struggle in the quagmire of life every day...

That's why people were so thrilled and surprised to see this dog's funeral!

Damn, it's better to be a dog than to be a human being!

"In the past few days, I've always wondered, who is the funeral for? Later, I thought, the funeral should be for the living, but now, I'm confused again!!!"

"What year is this eve? What year is this eve??? Dogs rule the world?"

"Brothers upstairs, we can't be reincarnated! It's better to be a dog than to be a human being!"

"Do you think it's easy to be a dog? If you are reincarnated into a stray dog, you will suffer forever!"

……

In the live broadcast room, which was a bit deserted at first, the sky has turned upside down now.

Who can imagine.

Life will see a million-level funeral.

What was even more unexpected was that the protagonist of this funeral turned out to be a dog!

The camera follows the coffin.

Mary lay quietly in the crystal coffin.

Careful viewers discovered what they thought was just a dog lying in it.

But what they didn't expect was that this dog even put on makeup? ? ?
You must know that the dead do have such a saying that the dead make up.

But now it's too weird to put lipstick and makeup on a dog, right?

When the dog's coffin was placed in the middle of the mourning hall.

Behind him, Lin Muxue and others also quickly surrounded him, lying on the side of the coffin and weeping.

Chen Yu watched all this quietly.

Although it was absurd, he suddenly felt that this seemed to be reality.

Magical Realism!

He originally asked Lin Muxue if he needed a professional mourning team to help them mourn.

After all, the object is a dog, normal people wouldn't want to cry for a dog, would they?
But who would have thought that Lin Muxue would even call people from the family over.

Including my own son and daughter to mourn for this dog named Mary.

He is the best host in the world!
Lin Muxue cried so much that it was earth-shattering.

But when she saw that her son didn't respond.

Pinched the opponent's arm.

I saw Lin Muxue's son with his hands on his forehead with a painful expression.

He opened his throat and began to cry.

"Old Ma! Ah! Lao Ma!"

"what!!!"

"what!!!"

(End of this chapter)