I am the funeral anchor, a small group who is concerned about crying

Chapter 38 Wearing hemp and filial piety, kneeling three times and knocking nine times!
Time passed in a blink of an eye to the next morning.

Many viewers had already squatted in the live broadcast room early in the morning.

After all, yesterday was an eye-opener.

They are more looking forward to what project is today.

The sky is bright.

But at this time the sound of the band has already sounded.

With gongs and drums, the sky is full of sorrow and joy.

Today is the day of Gouzi's funeral.

As soon as he left the mourning hall, the mourning and joy stopped.

Instead, a Taoist priest in Taoist uniform stepped forward with a bell and a mahogany sword.

Immediately afterwards, a few "carriers" appeared beside the Taoist priest carrying the funeral sedan chair.

There is a big word "Dian" written in the middle of the funeral sedan chair.

On it, there are all kinds of flowers and villains folded with paper, which are extremely exquisite.

Chen Yu did not tell the audience in the live broadcast room.

Just for this funeral sedan chair, he found someone to order it overnight.

What Lin Muxue wants is to be honorable and decent, to be different.

The masters rushed to make it all night.

The cost is 1.

The sticks are all made of the latest vertebral chestnut and maple.

The reason is that the wood is perishable and will no longer grow branches. For example, in the future, the family will be auspicious and there will be no more deaths and funerals.

Although these things will eventually be burned.

But at least for now, it's decent.

Not long after, Lin Muxue brought her family to kneel in front of Mary's coffin.

The Taoist priest stood on a small platform, rang the bell, and spoke his lines.

"Fill a glass of fine wine, I advise the deceased to leave early, and don't wait at home..."

This Taoist still speaks the local dialect of Modu.

Then, with a full glass of wine in his hand, he threw it on the ground with a wave.

"Two cups of good wine are full of sieves, the dead will never come back, and the Eight Immortals are on the front..."

After finishing the second paragraph, another glass of wine was spilled on the ground.

After pouring ten glasses of wine in a row, it counts.

"There is something. Yesterday I recited scriptures, and today I invite Taoist priests?"

"I even suspect that she is trying to promote the integration of Buddhism and Taoism."

"It's against the sky, it's so against the sky, a funeral actually combines the three funeral modes of Buddhism, Taoism, and modern times."

"Mary didn't even know if she was going to Western Elysium or Heaven."

……

The Taoist ritual is finished.

Just listen to him speaking in a calm manner.

"The dead go on the road!"

With an order, the bearer lifted up the sedan chair and coffin and walked away.

Because they did not choose cremation, but burial.

So there is no need to go to any cremation grounds.

Furthermore, normal funeral cremation is because they are all human beings.

But now the protagonist of the funeral is a dog, what cremation do you want?
Just bury it!

Back then Chen Yu and Lin Muxue talked about the difficulties between cremation and burial.

In fact, it is also inertial thinking.

After all, it's the first time I've accepted Gouzi's funeral.

Just asked a question.

But the other party doesn't care.

Money and everything are trivial matters!
Since they don't care, Chen Yu doesn't care anymore.

Wouldn't it be nice to earn more?

Originally, the audience thought that the body would be transferred to the hearse by the staff soon.

What they didn't expect was that the body was not immediately transferred to the hearse, but the mourning sounded again.

And someone in front is holding a streamer made of a long branch.

Lin Muxue and his sons and daughters wore sackcloth and filial piety, knelt three times and kowtowed nine times, kneeling and prostrating every ten meters they walked.

"This is to lead the way for the dead, and at the same time it is also a mourning and seeing off."

Chen Yu briefly explained.

The audience was simply numb.

"Wrapping a dog in linen and mourning, kneeling three times and kowtow nine times, is also thought of."

"What are they trying to do? No matter how good the dog is when it makes money, it can't be like this?"

"Brothers, let's observe 3 minutes of silence for them."

"Good guy, the strange experience in life has increased again."

……

Soon, the dog's body was sent to the hearse.

Everyone got into their cars and drove towards the cemetery.

Along the way, many passers-by saw the hearse, and they all discussed who was holding the funeral, and it was such a big show.

It's just that they didn't know that the deceased was just a dog.

Soon, Mary's body was transported to the cemetery.

The purpose of this piece of land is the best cemetery selected by their company and the target company after discussion.

The total cost reached 130 million.

Chen Yu looked around the entire cemetery for a week, he didn't know what the people lying here would think.

They probably never thought that they would be neighbors with a dog after their death.

When the audience heard the number of the purpose, they were all slightly surprised.

"My dear, a cemetery costs 130 million. Does this family have money and nowhere to spend it?"

"It's over, I can't afford a house, and I still want to buy a cemetery? Then I will start saving coffin books from now on."

"It is indeed like this. Now not only housing prices are expensive, but even cemeteries are also expensive."

"Hehe, I don't want to sleep in the cemetery anymore. If the cemetery is full of dogs in the future, then I might as well bury it at sea."

……

Netizens in practice talked about their thoughts one after another.

The final memorial service began, and a host in black came forward and told all about Mary's past before her death.

At the beginning, when Chen Yu asked them to write a memorial speech, they were a little at a loss.

But since it is the client's request, there is no way to write idioms, so I have to bite the bullet and write it myself.

The content is nothing more than when the dog was born, and then came to Suzuki Scholar, what things he has experienced, which dogs he has played with, which telephone pole he likes the most, what dog food he eats, which grass he likes to play on, and solve physiological problems.

It's just that this content will definitely not let Chen Yu read it by himself.

So I had to wrong the host of my company.

Shame, what a shame!

Then came the farewell session for the family members, because soon Mary's body will be sent to the cemetery and never seen again.

The one who cried the most was Lin Mu = Mu Xue, who almost fainted from crying.

Seeing this scene, Chen Yu was a little speechless.

"The next step is to send the body to the cemetery."

"And we also arranged for eighteen to send off."

Sending Eighteen to You can be said to be the most distinctive project of Chen Yu's company.

Eighteen men in black stood in front of the cemetery, bowing to Mary.

All of a sudden, the scene was filled to capacity.

When Lin Muxue saw this project, she immediately decided on it and made sure to arrange the last [-]th gift.

"Damn it, I finally saw the [-]th off, what a grand occasion!"

"It feels very oppressive, B is full!"

"As expected of a rich family, the [-]th birthday party has been arranged, awesome!"

"I don't know what it will be like when I am in Ga in the future."

"I can only say thank you brother Yu for allowing us to see these scenes, it is really interesting."

(End of this chapter)