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Chapter 60 I'm Thinking Your Girlfriend Wants This Melon, What's the Matter If I Pick Some
【Ding!Ding!Ding! 】

[Group business detected! ! ! 】

[These old people steal things everywhere, destroy other people's private property, morally kidnap and threaten others, causing a lot of bad effects. 】

[The next accident happened three days later, and there was an accident in stealing melons at night! 】

What the fuck?

Form group business directly.

These uncles and aunts also take care of my company too much, right?
Do you know that I am going to build a cemetery here.

These uncles and aunts want to buy a set in a hurry.

After all, he is a person from Shanghai, even a rural person from Shanghai has such a business mind!
Chen Yu looked at the grass on the hill.

In the coming year, the grass on their graves should be one foot high, right?

Chen Yu turned on the live broadcast and checked the live broadcasts of the people nearby.

Soon I saw the live broadcast room of the aunt who opened the live broadcast.

I saw that the aunt was extremely arrogant when she saw the crossbow.

"We are all from the same village. Isn't it normal that you pick some soybeans for me and I pick some pumpkins for you?"

"The passers-by are thirsty, it's nothing to drink a few sips of water at our house!"

"Besides, I thought that the quality of your pumpkins is not very good, and girls want them in the market. What's wrong with me picking two?"

When the aunt said this, she was confident and confident, and she felt very reasonable.

Longguo is originally a society of human relations, we are all in the same village, what's wrong with a little bit of local human relations?
The question is, is what these old dudes are talking about human?
You pick some soybeans for me, and I pick some pumpkins for you.

Can soybeans and pumpkin be the same price?

What other passers-by, come to your house to drink a few sips of water, this amount of water can compare with a car of pumpkins? ? ?

A pumpkin costs nearly ten yuan at least!

And what's even more exasperating.

It is said that even if these pumpkins reach the market, no one wants them.

You stole, you stole, and you still hate it, what about you? ? ?
Seeing that the aunt was being unreasonable, the proprietress also spoke angrily to the camera.

"Don't listen to his nonsense, I invested more than 100 million to build the melon field, and I still owe more than 60 in the bank."

"It's not in any village at all. Everyone comes and gives favors."

"Everyone who comes to steal melons is kidnapped by morality. I obviously came to steal things by myself, but I just rely on my age and rely on the old to sell the old!"

"It's useless to call the police, the police can only warn them."

But everyone knows that this kind of warning is the most useless thing in the world, let alone this group of old people who are old and shameless.

Moreover, seeing that the warnings from the police were useless, these grandparents stole more blatantly and more arrogantly.

And more importantly, this melon field was invested by more than 100 million yuan for business.

Looking at so many melon fields.

The proprietress is also bleeding, because if the fence is to be built, it is estimated that so many lands will have to invest more than 100 million more.

Every day because of the matter of stealing melons, I have to deal with the police when I open my eyes. I just hope that these police officers can take good care of this matter.

Netizens are not indiscriminate people. From this point of view, it is this group of aunts and uncles who are here to make trouble and deliberately steal other people's pumpkins.

"MD, I'm getting angry!"

"Fuck, there is also a cart, you are not stealing, you are buying goods!
"I wonder if no one wants the money in the bank. Why don't you old gangsters pick up some money? Then what about Datong society and mutual help?"

"Made, I poisoned the pumpkin directly! I'll kill you old bastards."

It's just that how can these uncles and aunts pay attention to each other's words?
And the purpose of his original live broadcast was to get netizens to support him, and to subdue the other party through moral kidnapping.

But he forgot one thing, if the methods just now were used in a small village, it might still work.

But who is the person who is watching the live broadcast now?

Most of these are our young and righteous handsome readers.

How could it be possible for these old men to succeed?
"Okay, it's unlucky for us today, if we meet such an unreasonable person like you, we will be in the same village as you!"

"Give me back the cart, we're leaving!"

The proprietress was about to die of anger.

return car? ? ?

Stepping on the horse and going back to let you continue to come back at night to steal?
In a fit of rage.

The proprietress directly stepped on the scooter.

boom.

It was cracked by the scooter.

"Damn it, my mother just picked up a new car!!!"

"You really hacked my car, didn't you?"

"Okay, just wait for me, we won't just let it go!"

The proprietress was so angry that she trampled his car to pieces on the spot.

But what they got in exchange turned out to be threats from grandpas and aunts!

The whole person was directly choked with anger, out of breath.

Although these netizens are all from the aunt's live broadcast room.

But seeing grandpa and aunt go too far.

They couldn't help scolding.

"Isn't this too bullying???"

"Take it, when did the old man turn bad?"

"What old people have become bad, it is these old people who have become old!"

"Fuck you! If you want me to say it, I have to give them two big mouths!"

"Don't be impulsive, brothers upstairs, if you slap them, it's taking advantage of them, give them money!"

"That's right, you didn't hear that they made 209 million from beatings a few days ago. These old men and aunts will probably evict your house with a slap in the face!"

"Go alone with a 6."

……

Watching these old men and aunts dragging their broken carts and leaving cursing.

The proprietress is still very angry.

"It's so annoying! Isn't this bullying honest people? These people have so many melons and can't finish them, why are they stealing so much!"

When Chen Yu saw this.

Can't help but laugh.

Why steal it back?
Go back and do the seats.

Steal hundreds of acres of melons.

I can open several seats when I go back.

Oh, almost forgot.

These pumpkin-stealers are still confident and innocent.

"Okay, you guys are all ready to start the banquet, then I have to give you a group discount!"

Because the aunt's watch list is the accounts of those uncles and aunts.

So Chen Yu easily found these old ways of paying attention.

Kakaka is a meal of attention!
Because there are too many people.

It's really a good operation for Chen Yu.

But this feeling is so cool!

When the time comes to form a group for the funeral, Chen Yu is afraid that he will not have enough manpower to carry the coffin!
After Chen Yu finished paying attention, he saw Liu Yaner gritted her teeth.

tugged at her arm.

"We still haven't seen the construction progress of the cemetery."

"I know the boss, but these people are too hateful!"

Chen Yu patted her on the head.

"I didn't expect you to have such a sense of justice?"

"These uncles and aunts are really hateful, but good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and they will eventually have their retribution."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and went up the mountain.

Liu Yaner was taken aback.

Will there be retribution?

Fuck, did this group of old men startle His Highness the God of Death? ? ?

(End of this chapter)